What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Dane Stalling]

I'm not a real sorceress, but I play one on TV.

 

[Revnarh]

I'm not a real sorceress, but I play one on TV.

Oh no you didn't! Did you call me a fraud?

Why am I craving flies and other bugs all of a sudden? (Don't worry, that spell lasts only for a whole hour)

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Please, please, let there be a scorpion while the spell is still in effect."

 

[Krimson]

"Let me make you an offer you can't refuse...;D"

 

[Revnarh]

Why are people keeping on telling me that my hair looks wonderful?

 

[Krimson]

BURN BABY BURN! Feel my wrath...or my lust. Take your pick~

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I wish I had an appetizer."

 

[Krimson]

(I...don't understand the above @_@ But now you've got me thinking about food so...)

Gee, I sure am hungry...you look /delicious/.

 

[Bronwyn]

"My hair color? Pomegranate red! You like it?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

^^ I guess I was thinking of this.

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to make my hair stay like this?"

 

[Bronwyn]

(Sorry, I keep interrupting posts.. )

I wish Bronwyn would quit ninjaing us!

 

[Dane Stalling]

"You going to get off that couch or do I have to come and get you?"

 

[Revnarh]

Now my gears are grinding...I have the solution soon...

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"My fire is brighter than any road flare!"

 

[CougarGirl]

"Why hasn't XXtraprince been around much lately?"

 

[Revnarh]

Are you ready for the show of your life, honey?

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Stop! In the name of love!"

 

[Revnarh]

Stop! It's hammering time!

...I'm going to the corner for that lame pun.

 

[Krimson]

Stop staring at my thigh! ...very well, eat fireball!

 

[Revnarh]

I love my hair...wven when I need a whole hour to get it the way I like it.

 

[Bronwyn]

"So, you like to play with fire?"

 

[Krimson]

"God I sureeeee am sexy...don't you think so too?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"You know what *else* they say about redheads?"

 

[YourSunshine]

Suit and ties for the win!

 

[Bronwyn]

"My sister's going to kill me when she finds out I borrowed her bikini!"