What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Dane Stalling]

"I'm going to inhale that tongue if you ever let it out of its cave."

 

[Bronwyn]

"I'm thinking she's a C. No, no, wait... a D. Or better yet, maybe she's a DD cup!"

 

[Revnarh]

I want to cuddle with you...later.

 

[Dane Stalling]

"The thing about being a shapeshifter is that these girls can fit in any bra in the store."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Well, seeing as how you ask...."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Damn, these razors are fantastic.

 

[Revnarh]

I fucking love my beard.

 

[Bronwyn]

I'm practicing to be the best Benihana teppanyaki chef ever!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I'm inviting him inside, and if he declines he's a dead duck!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"And if he accepts, I'm watching through the window."

 

[Bronwyn]

"I hope the window is big enough for the both of us!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Watching is good and all, but who's got what it takes to join in?"

 

[Revnarh]

Benihana teppanyaki

What's that? I tried to google it, but I got no helpful results...

I'm still waiting for the right opportunity to step in...

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Step aside and let me show you how it's done!"

 

[Revnarh]

And that's the reason why I'm only wearing sexy lingerie today.

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I honestly can't remember where I hid the paddle."

 

[Bronwyn]

"You BIT me?"

 

[Revnarh]

What are you waiting for? Take me now...

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Why don't the taxis ever stop for me? I'm showing as much leg as I can..."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Blueberries or blackberries? I can't decide."

 

[Bronwyn]

"Waiting for tonight..."

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[Dane Stalling]

I'm going to straighten his collar, his shirt, his pants. I'm going to straighten all kinds of things."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I can't remember if I turned off the stove this morning before I left the house."

 

[Bronwyn]

"I'm going to rock his world tonight!"

 

[Revnarh]

Now kiss me allready!