What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Hexxed4Life]

"Real men wear pink!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

'...I don't know, maybe I should change my hair color."

 

[Hexxed4Life]

^ I actually have been thinking that lately! ^

"Wait till he gets home and sees this!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Oy, have I got a surprise for YOU!"

 

[Revnarh]

It's in a box...

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Is it a gift box?"

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Wait for it...

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I love windy days, if it's not cold...."

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

"Look at that knight over there! Wonder if that armor comes off quickly?"

 

[sirix]

Damn Elves, always undressing me with their eyes

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Can you believe it? That little Japanese girl (not that one ^^) wants me to wear a bunny suit!"

 

[the_berserking_unicorn]

Look at my face ny face is shaven...now look at yours.... it looks like you need a lawnmower

 

[AnnaDalimar]

"I'm a pretty unicorn.... deal with it."

 

[Revnarh]

Ok, I'm ready for the photo session.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I'll light your fire and you light mine!"

 

[Revnarh]

Have I ever told you how I became a prince?

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Leave that froggy-lady out of this! ^

"I'll have y'all know I did this gig in Madison Square Garden!"

 

[Revnarh]

I'm the prince of belair!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"It IS an 'interesting cape'... it prevents perverts from seeing anything they don't need to!"

 

[Revnarh]

I hope a gust of wind will lift her cape up so I can see what's under it...

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Now see? You've found me out! ^

"I know this blue light is harsh, but I have nothing to hide!"

 

[Revnarh]

Oh, a gust of wind! Bummer, her skirt covers her ass too...

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

"Wind spell?"

 

[sirix]

There was a little known fact hidden from most versions of the story. Little Red Riding Hood was a Kitsune

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

"Big bad wolf? You aren't that lucky."