What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Dane Stalling]

"I have an invisible friend sitting on my shoulders."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I have something that's not invisible. Wanna see?

 

[UnluckyGambit]

Wonder if this will get me through rush hour traffic faster.

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

I will rule... ZE WORLD!

 

[sirix]

Come now must me *slips knife between ribs* fight

 

[Ciirque Noir]

"I have sharp teeth and would definitely wouldn't mind trying them out on you."

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

"I have the teeth to kill you, but the rarity to lure you."

 

[UnluckyGambit]

I wish someone would hug me.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"My flying LORAN transmitter will keep me safe!"

 

[UnluckyGambit]

Damn! He's got a flying LORAN transmitter, but that will only protect him from one of my ingenious schemes!

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

The loran transmitter is almost out of charge, and enemies...

 

[XXtraPrince]

"That was a wonderful party, but I can see the Ice King is getting tired...."

 

[Camille]

"That cowgirl has some very nice squishies!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"If wishes were squishes my squishies would squish..."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I'd rather get tongue tied over something else."

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

"Oh my, I need to make this perfect..."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I appreciate a little perfectionism."

 

[Hexxed4Life]

"I wonder if perfectionists are good in bed."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Where can I find a perfectionist?"

 

[Hexxed4Life]

"I hope she likes my new tie.'

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"There can never be too much pink in the world."

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Old school pictures!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Rain or shine, this umbrella will come in handy!"

 

[the_berserking_unicorn]

hmmm... these leggings are getting a bit old in my pictures. I NEED A NEW PAIR!

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I'm thinking of dyeing my hair again. Maybe 'Snowfield' or 'Egyptian Cotton' this time."