Ban the user above game

[Dane Stalling]

This muggle has no spells or potions. Only a loose tie and a strong jawline. Banned for being prejudiced against the non-magical.

 

[Revnarh]

Banned for not finding a non-magical way to become immune to fire and heat.

 

[Dane Stalling]

Asbestos suits are so difficult to find in my color. Banned for not keeping me safe. I'm just trying to be friendly. And grabby.

 

[Ironic]

Banned for having such kissable lips. x:

 

[Dane Stalling]

Banned for judging books by their covers. Read the book. Read my lips.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

Banned for being lost in thought. What exactly are you thinking about, by the way?

 

[Dane Stalling]

Shoulders, wrists, ankles, necks. I'm just like every other guy. Banned for interrupting a hot daydream.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

Mouth, neck, hands, tie. Now I'm the one daydreaming. BANNED!

 

[Revnarh]

Banned for daydreaming. Lucid dreaming is the best way to dream.

 

[Dane Stalling]

Banned not only for interrupting the daydream, but also for disparaging daydreams themselves. What do you think keeps Blue Moon open?

 

[Revnarh]

Banned for misunderstanding my last ban. I didn't want to sound like I don't like daydreaming or want others to stop doing it, I just needed a reason to ban you.

 

[Dane Stalling]

Oh. I guess that's okay then. Banned because we have nothing in common, but I like you anyway.

 

[Revnarh]

Banned for not trying to find out weither we have something in common or not.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

Banned for making me think that's what the Olympic torch should look like.

 

[Dane Stalling]

Smoking in bed. Banned.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

For looking so damned handsome all of the time. Banned!

 

[Dane Stalling]

For making me wish I had your lingerie budget, banned.

 

[Revnarh]

Banned for looking like you're passing out any moment when you're just day dreaming. *uses a spell to make sure you won't pass out*

 

[Dane Stalling]

Phew! Thanks for the spell. But now I can't sit. Spell's holding me up. Banned. Help?

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

For being monochromatic. Banned!

 

[Dane Stalling]

You banned me for Revnarh's offense. Banned!
<mumbles> monochromatic. pah! </mumbles>

 

[Revnarh]

Thinking that my spell prevents you from sitting when it doesn't let you fall down and hit the hard ground when you pass out deserves a ban. Banned.

 

[Dane Stalling]

Very grateful, honestly, but when the time comes to use the toilet... just... banned.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

...for the visual you've just given me. Banned.

 

[Dane Stalling]

What. I have a cute butt. Banned.