- Joined
- Jan 19, 2020
Hi, I'm KP, the Kilted Pervert.
I hate writing stuff like this, the request seems too much like a cover letter for a job interview.
I like smut, but I like intelligent smut with a reasonably well written plot.
I write male characters. I would like to write against either female or trans female characters. I consider myself a masculine switch. I think my writing is pretty decent, but I'm also really rusty. Just getting back into this after a multi-year hiatus. If you would like to see a sample of past writings, look these up:
bluemoonroleplaying.com
bluemoonroleplaying.com
What I like:
Pretty much anything consenting humans can do together, minus little kids, scat, cannibalism, torture, slavery, or really hard BDSM. I also cannot stand racism, or pretty much any other -ism, although it could creep into a story as a plot device, but only to a point. I really like anal [giving and receiving], oral [giving and receiving] and watersports. I also have a thing about horses. Message me if that intrigues you. Slice of life, historical, medieval fantasy and possibly [?] sci-fi.
But more than anything, I need a mature writing partner. Not that you need to be of a particular age, I just need you to understand how real life works, and be able to express yourself in writing.
What I don't like: The stuff I mentioned above. I know that people fantasize about all kinds of stuff, and that's OK, but I can't get excited by a lot of pain and whatnot. Too much of that goes on in the real world. Also, stuff that is blatantly unrealistic. I just can't wrap my head around it. Satyrs, centaurs and elves are about as far as I go. I also don't do fandoms. Again, not criticizing, it just doesn't do anything for me.
Well, if you made it this far, and if I don't come off like a paint chip eating psycho, drop me a line.
Thanks, KP
I hate writing stuff like this, the request seems too much like a cover letter for a job interview.
I like smut, but I like intelligent smut with a reasonably well written plot.
I write male characters. I would like to write against either female or trans female characters. I consider myself a masculine switch. I think my writing is pretty decent, but I'm also really rusty. Just getting back into this after a multi-year hiatus. If you would like to see a sample of past writings, look these up:
Elisa, the Vampyr Chapter 1
The Contessa leaned back against the cold brick of the alley. "Yes, he will do nicely...." She thought to herself as she eyed the young officer step down from his horse. It had been long since she had fed the hunger inside of her. The bloodlust was on her, but she had learned to control her...

The Soccer Boy (SexyVelma X KiltedPervert)
Tasha, 35 It was an incredibly busy Saturday and the last place she wanted to be was at a kid's soccer game. As she watched the game, one of the young line judges gave her a nod. She responded in kind thinking nothing of it. A few minutes later, he appears again, and after play is...

What I like:
Pretty much anything consenting humans can do together, minus little kids, scat, cannibalism, torture, slavery, or really hard BDSM. I also cannot stand racism, or pretty much any other -ism, although it could creep into a story as a plot device, but only to a point. I really like anal [giving and receiving], oral [giving and receiving] and watersports. I also have a thing about horses. Message me if that intrigues you. Slice of life, historical, medieval fantasy and possibly [?] sci-fi.
But more than anything, I need a mature writing partner. Not that you need to be of a particular age, I just need you to understand how real life works, and be able to express yourself in writing.
What I don't like: The stuff I mentioned above. I know that people fantasize about all kinds of stuff, and that's OK, but I can't get excited by a lot of pain and whatnot. Too much of that goes on in the real world. Also, stuff that is blatantly unrealistic. I just can't wrap my head around it. Satyrs, centaurs and elves are about as far as I go. I also don't do fandoms. Again, not criticizing, it just doesn't do anything for me.
Well, if you made it this far, and if I don't come off like a paint chip eating psycho, drop me a line.
Thanks, KP