Mythic Hedonist
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Greetings, my fellow nerds, pervs and horny weirdos!
The names Mythic Hedonist, and welcome to my strange lil corner of the internet. I've been around the block a few times, so to speak, and I'm currently returning from a bit of an unplanned hiatus. Real life can be a bit of a bitch sometimes, y'know? So I'm easing back into things, and I'm looking for… well, pretty much anything and everything. My interests are broad-ranging, swinging from one extreme to another. Seriously, sometimes I wish I could just pick a lane and stay in it. But nah, I'll write anything from epic fantasy adventures, to the lewdest, slice of life smut fest, to an apocalyptic character study, to pretty much anything you could want. Doesn't really help narrow things down, does it?
Oh well. Hopefully, though, whatever you're looking for, there should be something in this thread to interest you. Be warned, I do have a little bit of a tendency to ramble on and write a lot. But, y'know, we accept that size doesn't matter, right? So hopefully all these big, thick paragraphs don't scare you off.
Anyway, if you see anything you like, shoot me a message and let's discuss. Or hell, even if you don't see anything you like but you think I seem like a cool dude(Which I totally am), then hit me up for a chat and let's see what we can come up with together. -
TL;DR - An entirely optional section you can check if you wanna learn more about the loser who created this dumpster fire of a thread.
I am a thirty-year-old dude from the UK. I love to read, write and play video games. I'm a huge nerd, and some brand of queer. I used to think of myself as pansexual, and if you forced me to pick a specific flavour of gayness, that's probably what I would choose. But I prefer queer. It gives more wiggle room.
I adore anything and everything fantasy-related. It's my favourite genre to write in, to play games in, to generally just consume. I love it in all its forms, though I slightly prefer anything that's packed with magic, monsters, fantasy races, badass swords with equally badass names, y'know? But I also quite enjoy science fiction. Again, I'm open to all different flavours of sci-fi, but my personal favourite is anything with galactic spanning quests, a myriad of aliens, and cool spaceships clashing in epic space battles. So basically Mass Effect. But aside from all this, I'm open to pretty much anything. Post-apocalyptic, historical, modern/slice of life, whatever. You name it and I'm down to give it a go.
|n terms of what I'm currently consuming, there's too much. I'm replaying The Last of Us, have just started yet another Cyberpunk playthrough that I'll never finish, and am dipping my toes into The Alters. As for books, I'm flitting between Shadow of the Gods, The Poppy War, and A Darker Shade of Magic. Oh, and I've just finished Ironheart and though it was pretty good. Honestly, probably one of the stronger Marvel TV shows. I'm also low-key kinda pumped for the new Superman film. I've got some high hopes.
Another fun fact about me is that I get whiplash from my taste in music. Like, one day I can be listening to rock/metal, then swap to country, then to classic rock & roll, then to some basic pop vibes(transitioning to a focus on Sabrina Carpenter if I'm feeling slutty), followed by indie music, Disney music, Eminem, etc. You get the idea. I dunno how I live like this, it's like I'm a Sim and somebody's just fuckin' messing with me.
I consider myself to be a pretty friendly and open guy. While we might be here to write all sorts of erotic and cool stories, I also like to make friends. If you wanna keep things strictly biz, that's fine by me. But if you wanna chat, get all nerdy and geeky together about good books or games, then I'm totally down. Feel free to chat with me about absolutely anything, everything, or nothing. It's up to you.
Following on from that, it's wild that I should have to say this, but I know what men can be like(they're absolute trash, just the worst). I'm not here to cyber with you or try and start anything. I'm happily married with 2 dickheads cats, and 1.5 kids. Sometimes text can be misinterpreted, so if ever the vibe seems off or too flirty in our chats, just call me out on it. But trust me, I'm not interested in whoever's behind the keyboard. Unless you happen to be my wife. Or Ncuti Gatwa, but I doubt he's interested in fat, depressive white bois.
Anyway, that's enough about me, I'm really not that interesting, so let's move on! -
TL;DR - Multi-paragraph writer. Literate, detailed & open to any ratio of plot/smut. First or Third Person. Messages or Threads, Discord is a maybe. Replies once a week, maybe more.
As I mentioned in my intro, I'm open to pretty much anything. I don't like to put a number or a percentage on it, but I'm happy with any amount of plot or smut. I love 'em both. I'll happily write super simple, filthy smutfests with the barest hint of a plot. I'll also just as happily write something intense character study, or an epic plot with multiple characters and themes all woven together. So just lemme know what you're in the mood for and I will provide.
I'm super queer, so I'm happy to write with anybody, and with any kind of pairing. I fuck with girls, I fuck with dudes, and I fuck with non-binary kings/queens/whatever. I am admittedly mainly looking for heterosexual pairings, probably because that's what most of my actual sexual experience is. But I'll play any roles, male or female. I don't care what your gender is, and I am open to some more… fruity roles if you've got a good idea in mind, so don't be shy.
Like most people on here, I assume, I enjoy writing. When my mental health isn't spiralling, I'd say I love it. It's a hobby, a passion and something I wanna pursue in life. So, that said, I like to think I'm not half bad. I'd say I'm decently literate and capable of putting a few solid paragraphs together per post to move the story along. That said, I'm aware this is just a hobby. We're on here for fun, so I'm never gonna be too intense. Plus, mistakes happen. As long as your posts make sense and aren't riddled with mistakes and errors, we should be fine.
As far as post length goes, I don't have any real requirements other than at least one decent paragraph. I don't do one-liners. I need something to work with, and I just feel like there's not much you can do with one line. I tend to offer at least two decent paragraphs, and I don't really have an upper limit. It all depends on how excited I am and where we are within the story. Opening posts are obviously much longer, while action or dialogue-heavy scenes will likely be shorter.
My wiring style varies, and I try to tailor it to my partner so that we mesh well. I can happily write in first person or third person. I'm also quite fond of taking a sorta DM role as well, guiding your characters on their adventures, giving you choices to choose from, etc. Though it's worth noting, I don't really do system-based plays. It's been far too long since I've done anything like D&D and I dunno all the rules. Typically, I tend to stick with a freeform style with the option of some incredibly basic mechanics if you want.
Personally, I'd prefer to keep things on Blue Moon. I'm happy writing via threads or messages, and Discord is a maybe. I've never been very good at juggling multiple sites, so you'll have to convince me. Or be like, I dunno, the coolest person in the world.
I don't really have much of a schedule, being the disorganised man-child that I am. Generally, I'd say to expect replies from me once a week, and then anything more than that is just a happy little bonus. Between family and work, my schedule varies quite a bit. Some weeks, I've got time to fire off replies so fast they'll have your head spinning. Then other weeks, I've barely got the capacity for one reply. But as long as you're patient and don't try to make me feel shitty for not replying fast enough, we should be grand.
I will say, I'm very, very patient, and I'm also ghost-friendly. So if, for whatever reason, we're not vibing, don't feel like you need to give me a big explanation. I'm a big boy, I can handle rejection. Also, if real life gets too much and you disappear for months at a time, just hit me up when you're back. I can pick up a roleplay after several months, not a problem.
Something that's pretty important to me is brainstorming and communication. Part of what makes roleplaying so fun is throwing ideas around with somebody else and seeing what we can come up with together. I don't necessarily need you to plan out every itty bitty detail with me, but I want a partner who will contribute some ideas. If you're open to having some healthy OOC communication to throw some ideas around, then you'll be my new bestie! And feel like you need to agree with my thoughts or ideas. I love it when people tear my ideas apart and stitch them back together, so don't hold back.
When it comes to brainstorming and planning, I tend to utilise visuals a lot. Faceclaims, outfits, weapons, locations, even sexy stuff. I just find it helps me to build a mental picture of everything. I tend to incorporate these into my posts as well, just as a sprinkling of something extra. Obviously, if you'd rather I didn't, just let me know. Also, my preferences tend to be for real images or artwork with a more realistic style.

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Despite how much I've written, the below list of kinks is far from exhaustive. I know, crazy right? But if you find yourself wondering about something I haven't listed, just ask! I consider myself to be a pretty open-minded guy. The most I'll do is politely decline, but I'll certainly never shame anybody for their kinks.
Also, just because I've written a lot of the descriptors in first person, I do realise that we are not doing these things to each other, we're writing about characters. Which is crazy that this is a thing I have to say, but there it is. Also, all links are completely NSFW. I'm a horny perv and I like to share, so enjoy.
Any thoughts or questions, feel free to ask away.
Female Pleasure.
Romance.
Vaginal.
Cunnilingus.
Blowjobs.
Anal & Assplay.
Foreplay.
Tittyfucking.
Sexy & Slutty Clothing.
Alternative/interesting hair colours.
Rough Sex.
Squirting.
Facials.
Cumshots.
Creampies.
Clothed Sex.
Risk.
Public Sex.
Taboo Relationships.
Interracial.
Incest.
Consensual Sex.
Dubious Consent/Non-Con.
Threesomes.
Gangbangs.
Double/Triple Penetration.
Huge cocks.
Name calling.
Dirty talking.
Adultery/Cheating.
Sexual awakening.
Corruption.
Bad Endings.
Consequence of orgasm.
Monsters/Non-Humans.
Exotic Cocks & Cum.
Toilet Stuff
Extreme Grossness
Raceplay
Parental Incest -
Again, far from exhaustive, but here is a list of non-sexual themes, tropes and other stuff that I always enjoy in a story. There's no need to try and cram all of these into one plot, that would be kinda crazy. But feel free to pick and choose what you want to explore and we can use them to build a decent plot.
Romance
Angst
Wholesomeness
Taboos
Toxic/Unhealthy Relationships
Trauma
Addiction
Betrayals
Second Chances
Power Dynamics
Loss of Power
Opposites Attract
Struggles
Commitment Issues
Abandonment Issues
Action/Fighting
Adventure
Fight to Survive
Jealousy
Unlikely Duos
Shared Pain/Trauma
Societal Pressure
Mommy/Daddy Issues
Neurodivergence
Mental Health Struggles
Prostitution
Enemies to Lovers
Star Crossed Lovers - Coming Soon!
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