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Mythic Hedonist
Meteorite
- Joined
- Jun 27, 2023
Greetings, my fellow nerds, pervs and horny weirdos!
The names Mythic Hedonist, and welcome to my strange lil corner of the internet. I've been around the block a few times, so to speak, and I'm currently returning from a bit of an unplanned hiatus. Real life can be a bit of a bitch sometimes, y'know? So I'm easing back into things, and I'm looking for… well, pretty much anything and everything. My interests are broad-ranging, swinging from one extreme to another. Seriously, sometimes I wish I could just pick a lane and stay in it. But nah, I'll write anything from epic fantasy adventures, to the lewdest, slice of life smut fest, to an apocalyptic character study, to pretty much anything you could want. Doesn't really help narrow things down, does it?
Oh well. Hopefully, though, whatever you're looking for, there should be something in this thread to interest you. Be warned, I do have a little bit of a tendency to ramble on and write a lot. But, y'know, we accept that size doesn't matter, right? So hopefully all these big, thick paragraphs don't scare you off.
Anyway, if you see anything you like, shoot me a message and let's discuss. Or hell, even if you don't see anything you like but you think I seem like a cool dude(Which I totally am), then hit me up for a chat and let's see what we can come up with together.
- About Me
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TL;DR - An entirely optional section you can check if you wanna learn more about the loser who created this dumpster fire of a thread.
I am a thirty-year-old dude from the UK. I love to read, write and play video games. I'm a huge nerd, and some brand of queer. I used to think of myself as pansexual, and if you forced me to pick a specific flavour of gayness, that's probably what I would choose. But I prefer queer. It gives more wiggle room.
I adore anything and everything fantasy-related. It's my favourite genre to write in, to play games in, to generally just consume. I love it in all its forms, though I slightly prefer anything that's packed with magic, monsters, fantasy races, badass swords with equally badass names, y'know? But I also quite enjoy science fiction. Again, I'm open to all different flavours of sci-fi, but my personal favourite is anything with galactic spanning quests, a myriad of aliens, and cool spaceships clashing in epic space battles. So basically Mass Effect. But aside from all this, I'm open to pretty much anything. Post-apocalyptic, historical, modern/slice of life, whatever. You name it and I'm down to give it a go.
|n terms of what I'm currently consuming, there's too much. I'm replaying The Last of Us, have just started yet another Cyberpunk playthrough that I'll never finish, and am dipping my toes into The Alters. As for books, I'm flitting between Shadow of the Gods, The Poppy War, and A Darker Shade of Magic. Oh, and I've just finished Ironheart and though it was pretty good. Honestly, probably one of the stronger Marvel TV shows. I'm also low-key kinda pumped for the new Superman film. I've got some high hopes.
Another fun fact about me is that I get whiplash from my taste in music. Like, one day I can be listening to rock/metal, then swap to country, then to classic rock & roll, then to some basic pop vibes(transitioning to a focus on Sabrina Carpenter if I'm feeling slutty), followed by indie music, Disney music, Eminem, etc. You get the idea. I dunno how I live like this, it's like I'm a Sim and somebody's just fuckin' messing with me.
I consider myself to be a pretty friendly and open guy. While we might be here to write all sorts of erotic and cool stories, I also like to make friends. If you wanna keep things strictly biz, that's fine by me. But if you wanna chat, get all nerdy and geeky together about good books or games, then I'm totally down. Feel free to chat with me about absolutely anything, everything, or nothing. It's up to you.
Following on from that, it's wild that I should have to say this, but I know what men can be like(they're absolute trash, just the worst). I'm not here to cyber with you or try and start anything. I'm happily married with 2 dickheads cats, and 1.5 kids. Sometimes text can be misinterpreted, so if ever the vibe seems off or too flirty in our chats, just call me out on it. But trust me, I'm not interested in whoever's behind the keyboard. Unless you happen to be my wife. Or Ncuti Gatwa, but I doubt he's interested in fat, depressive white bois.
Anyway, that's enough about me, I'm really not that interesting, so let's move on! - Rules, Requirements, Writing Styles, Etc.
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TL;DR - Multi-paragraph writer. Literate, detailed & open to any ratio of plot/smut. First or Third Person. Messages or Threads, Discord is a maybe. Replies once a week, maybe more.
As I mentioned in my intro, I'm open to pretty much anything. I don't like to put a number or a percentage on it, but I'm happy with any amount of plot or smut. I love 'em both. I'll happily write super simple, filthy smutfests with the barest hint of a plot. I'll also just as happily write something intense character study, or an epic plot with multiple characters and themes all woven together. So just lemme know what you're in the mood for and I will provide.
I'm super queer, so I'm happy to write with anybody, and with any kind of pairing. I fuck with girls, I fuck with dudes, and I fuck with non-binary kings/queens/whatever. I am admittedly mainly looking for heterosexual pairings, probably because that's what most of my actual sexual experience is. But I'll play any roles, male or female. I don't care what your gender is, and I am open to some more… fruity roles if you've got a good idea in mind, so don't be shy.
Like most people on here, I assume, I enjoy writing. When my mental health isn't spiralling, I'd say I love it. It's a hobby, a passion and something I wanna pursue in life. So, that said, I like to think I'm not half bad. I'd say I'm decently literate and capable of putting a few solid paragraphs together per post to move the story along. That said, I'm aware this is just a hobby. We're on here for fun, so I'm never gonna be too intense. Plus, mistakes happen. As long as your posts make sense and aren't riddled with mistakes and errors, we should be fine.
As far as post length goes, I don't have any real requirements other than at least one decent paragraph. I don't do one-liners. I need something to work with, and I just feel like there's not much you can do with one line. I tend to offer at least two decent paragraphs, and I don't really have an upper limit. It all depends on how excited I am and where we are within the story. Opening posts are obviously much longer, while action or dialogue-heavy scenes will likely be shorter.
My wiring style varies, and I try to tailor it to my partner so that we mesh well. I can happily write in first person or third person. I'm also quite fond of taking a sorta DM role as well, guiding your characters on their adventures, giving you choices to choose from, etc. Though it's worth noting, I don't really do system-based plays. It's been far too long since I've done anything like D&D and I dunno all the rules. Typically, I tend to stick with a freeform style with the option of some incredibly basic mechanics if you want.
Personally, I'd prefer to keep things on Blue Moon. I'm happy writing via threads or messages, and Discord is a maybe. I've never been very good at juggling multiple sites, so you'll have to convince me. Or be like, I dunno, the coolest person in the world.
I don't really have much of a schedule, being the disorganised man-child that I am. Generally, I'd say to expect replies from me once a week, and then anything more than that is just a happy little bonus. Between family and work, my schedule varies quite a bit. Some weeks, I've got time to fire off replies so fast they'll have your head spinning. Then other weeks, I've barely got the capacity for one reply. But as long as you're patient and don't try to make me feel shitty for not replying fast enough, we should be grand.
I will say, I'm very, very patient, and I'm also ghost-friendly. So if, for whatever reason, we're not vibing, don't feel like you need to give me a big explanation. I'm a big boy, I can handle rejection. Also, if real life gets too much and you disappear for months at a time, just hit me up when you're back. I can pick up a roleplay after several months, not a problem.
Something that's pretty important to me is brainstorming and communication. Part of what makes roleplaying so fun is throwing ideas around with somebody else and seeing what we can come up with together. I don't necessarily need you to plan out every itty bitty detail with me, but I want a partner who will contribute some ideas. If you're open to having some healthy OOC communication to throw some ideas around, then you'll be my new bestie! And feel like you need to agree with my thoughts or ideas. I love it when people tear my ideas apart and stitch them back together, so don't hold back.
When it comes to brainstorming and planning, I tend to utilise visuals a lot. Faceclaims, outfits, weapons, locations, even sexy stuff. I just find it helps me to build a mental picture of everything. I tend to incorporate these into my posts as well, just as a sprinkling of something extra. Obviously, if you'd rather I didn't, just let me know. Also, my preferences tend to be for real images or artwork with a more realistic style. - Turn-Ons and limits
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Kinks
Turn-Ons & Limits
Despite how much I've written, the below list of kinks is far from exhaustive. I know, crazy right? But if you find yourself wondering about something I haven't listed, just ask! I consider myself to be a pretty open-minded guy. The most I'll do is politely decline, but I'll certainly never shame anybody for their kinks.
Also, just because I've written a lot of the descriptors in first person, I do realise that we are not doing these things to each other, we're writing about characters. Which is crazy that this is a thing I have to say, but there it is. Also, all links are completely NSFW. I'm a horny perv and I like to share, so enjoy.
Any thoughts or questions, feel free to ask away.
- Female Pleasure. There's just something really hot to me about the female orgasm, y'know? I find it really satisfying, and adore listening to women moaning in pleasure. To the point that sometimes, I don't even care about my own orgasm as long as I get her off. So sit on my face and lemme work my magic again and again and again.
- Romance. I'm big old softie at heart and I always enjoy a good love story. I do have a bit of a weakness for something lovey-dovey with a happily ever after. But it can also be fun and interesting to explore something different, whether it's a love triangle, something messy and toxic, or whatever else.
- Vaginal. Not really a lot to say with this one, pretty basic. My favourite position is doggystyle, hitting it from behind, hands gripping your hips or in your hair. But I'm open to anything whether you're a pillow princess or a cowgirl.
- Cunnilingus. What can I say, real men eat pussy. It kinda goes hand in hand with my love of female pleasure. I just adore hearing the gasps and moans of pleasure as I use my tongue to bring you to back-arching, toe-curling orgasms.
- Blowjobs. Of course, I'll never say no this. After all, what man doesn't enjoy a pair of pretty lips wrapped around his cock? Bonus points if you can maintain eye contact taking it all the way.
- Anal & Assplay. I'm a total ass man. I just love good butts and anything to do with them; groping, spanking, jiggling, eating them out, teasing and fingering and hotdogging. But nothing beats slowly sinking my cock into your tight little ass, gradually stuffing every throbbing inch into your forbidden hole, before giving you the good, hard anal pounding you deserve. Plus anal just feels kinda naughty and taboo, which only makes it hotter.
- Foreplay. I think foreplay is vastly underrated and very important, especially for building the tension and overall sexiness. For me foreplay can range from flirting in the bar with teasing, suggestive touches to making out up against the wall. It can be needy groping as clothes are torn off, sensual handjobs, fingering, and probably so much more.
- Tittyfucking. I might be an ass man, but I'll worship your whole body and enjoy your breasts wrapped around my shaft.
- Sexy & Slutty Clothing. I just adore seeing gorgeous, beautiful women dressed up, whether it's kinda casually sexy, an elegant dress or the most outrageously slutty outfit you own. You can never go wrong with a little black dress that hugs every curve. Or a skirt that barely covers everything, whether it's a tight pencil skirt or something schoolgirl style. But perhaps my biggest weakness is short shorts. I don't know what it is about them that drives me mad, but I just love seeing a woman in some tiny lil shorts, whether it's daisy dukes or those lil gym shorts with the white stripes. Of course that's just the start. I also enjoy all kinds of tight gym wear, bikinis, swimming costumes, lingerie and more.
- I'm also very reciprocative. If there's anything you think is particularly sexy or slutty for men, lemme know and I'll dress up for ya!
- Alternative/interesting hair colours. In general I just kinda love goth girls, e-girls and all kinds of alt girls. I love the aesthetics, and in particular the hair colours. I love everything from black to purple, pink, blue, green, whatever. However, my all-time favourite, which I blame on Poison Ivy, is red. I'll never say not to a sexy redhead.
- Rough Sex. My preference tend to be for rougher sex, but there's an important distinction here; not abusive. I don't wanna beat you up or anything. But I do wanna wrap my hand your throat, taking in the look on your face as I squeeze while pounding you hard. Choking just makes me feel wildly dominant. While hitting it from behind, I also love to run my fingers through your hair, before grabbing a handful and pulling hard, just to keep you in you place. I can take it as good as I can give, whether it's biting, scratching, whatever.
- As a side note, to me good hairpulling looks like this, not this. What even is that?
- Squirting. | just find this kinda hot, and it probably ties in with my love of female pleasure. Either way, don't hold back.
- Facials. I'm a simple man, with simple pleasures, and I just wanna shoot my huge load all over your pretty lil face. Is it a sign that I wanna degrade you a little? Maybe. Either way, I just find it hot.
- Cumshots. If your face is off limits, or already covered, then I'd love to fire my load all over your body, whether I'm covering your breasts, shooting strands of cum across your stomach, glazing your ass, or wherever else you want it.
- Creampies. Blowing my load deep inside you could always be pretty hot as well, and I'll never say no if this is your preferences, whether it's part of a breeding thing or not.
- Clothed Sex. Personally I hate sex scenes where we are suddenly butt naked. I like sexy clothes, and trying to get you out of them is all part of the fun. Gimme some detail and description on it. I wanna tug that tight dress up, leaving it bunched around your waist as I pull your panties aside. Or maybe I leave your jeans tugged down around your knees, while my shit is half unbuttoned.
- Risk. An element of risk always helps to spice things up and make it sexy, whether there's a chance of us getting caught, a risk of pregnancy, or something else entirely.
- Public Sex. Maybe we just can't wait to get home. Perhaps we end up in some public toilets or a changing room, your legs around my waist as I pin you against the wall. Maybe I force you to your knees in a dark alley. Bend you over while hiking, or get some roadhead while driving. Either way, there's a lot of fun options.
- Taboo Relationships. I really enjoy exploring taboo and forbidden relationships. It makes for some hot smut and interesting character dynamics. Some interesting pairings could be teacher/student, boss/employee, father/daughters best friend, something interracial in certain time periods and more, age play, power dynamics, etc.
- Interracial. Sure, watching pretty little white girls getting dominated by big black guys is always fun and hot. But I'm also open to exploring pretty much any combination of ethnicities and the related backgrounds.
- Incest. It doesn't get much more taboo than this! I always enjoy a good incest plot with all sorts of conflicting feelings, guilt, desire, sneaking around. For me, I'm mainly looking for siblings and cousins, maybe aunts/uncles and nieces/nephews for the right idea.
- Consensual Sex. Not a lot to say about this other than I always enjoy some good, consensual sex.
- Dubious Consent/Non-Con. For me I mainly enjoy things like trickery, taking advantage of you while you're drunk, blackmail, toying with you while your sleep, that sorta thing. What I don't enjoy is hardcore rape and abuse.
- Threesomes. I love all kinds of group sex, but threesomes still offer an element of intimacy and room for interesting character dynamics. Plus, they're just fuckin' sexy! It can be two girls sharing one lucky guy or, my personal favourite, two guys sharing a girl. I'm more than happy to share you with a buddy, worshiping your body, spitroasting you and even stuffing both of your holes for some sexy DP action. It's also up to you whether the guys interact with each other, or if they're solely focused on your character.
- Gangbangs. Multiple guys all worshipping and using and passing around your character? Sign me up! Like I said, I'm down to share and will happily bring some friends use and abuse you, passing you around and enjoying every inch of your body.
- Double/Triple Penetration. Goes hand in hand with threesomes and gangbangs. I'll bring as many guys as you need to stuff your holes, whether it's double penetration, an airtight gangbang or some double anal/double vaginal to really test your limits.
- Huge cocks. I mean, this is basically fantasy land, so why not indulge a little with all kinds of well-endowed hunks, whether it's realistic big, or hentai style big.
- Name calling. Could be cute, wholesome pet names, or maybe you just want me to tell you what a good lil whore you are.
- Dirty talking. To me this is just a cherry on top, but I always enjoy when characters are communicative with each other, whether it's porn-style dirty talking, or something more natural and realistic.
- Adultery/Cheating. Always makes for some fun and interesting dynamics, and at the end of the day, not every story needs to focus on good people. Maybe we explore somebody less than moral starting to cheat? Or somebody getting seduced into cheating, and the spiral it sends them down?
- Sexual awakening. I always enjoy exploring this, focusing on a character discovering a kink or maybe even sex for the first time and seeing the journey and transformation it takes them on.
- Corruption. Very similar to the above, except usually with more sinister intentions as I corrupt you into being my perfect fucktoy.
- Bad Endings. I love bad endings, especially the kind that send a shiver down your spine and leaving you feeling a bit messed up afterwards.
- We can do sexual bad ends with option such as selling you into slavery, braking your mind, or even turning you into breeding stock for a monster of some kind. Or ell, maybe it's a less dramatic bad end, such as a sex tape getting out, resulting in a ruined reputation.
- I also adore fatal bad ends as well, and I'm more than happy to go as wild and gorey as you could want. We could fade to black with an implied death, or we could focus on every bloody, excruciating detail.
- Consequence of orgasm. Works well with bad ends and can add an element of gamification. Maybe even orgasm results in increased corruption, or losing some of your power/abilities.
- Monsters/Non-Humans. I've always had a huge thing for monsters and non-human characters. I imagine Freud would probably have a field day, but I just adore the sight of beautiful human women paired up against all manner monstrous creatures.
- Orcs. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Goblins. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Minotaurs. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Centaurs. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Mindflayers. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Satyrs. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Beastfolk. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Gnolls. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Werewolves. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Vampires. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Ghosts. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Zombies. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Aliens. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Demons. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Tentacles. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Exotic Cocks & Cum. Goes perfectly with monsters. After all, why limit ourself, Let's explore all kinds of shapes, textures and possibly even magical affects.
- Toilet Stuff
- Extreme Grossness
- Raceplay
- Parental Incest
- Themes, tropes, and non-sexual elements
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Again, far from exhaustive, but here is a list of non-sexual themes, tropes and other stuff that I always enjoy in a story. There's no need to try and cram all of these into one plot, that would be kinda crazy. But feel free to pick and choose what you want to explore and we can use them to build a decent plot.
Romance
Angst
Wholesomeness
Taboos
Toxic/Unhealthy Relationships
Trauma
Addiction
Betrayals
Second Chances
Power Dynamics
Loss of Power
Opposites Attract
Struggles
Commitment Issues
Abandonment Issues
Action/Fighting
Adventure
Fight to Survive
Jealousy
Unlikely Duos
Shared Pain/Trauma
Societal Pressure
Mommy/Daddy Issues
Neurodivergence
Mental Health Struggles
Prostitution
Enemies to Lovers
Star Crossed Lovers
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