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Mythic Hedonist
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- Joined
- Jun 27, 2023
Welcome my fellow deviants!
The names Mythic Hedonist, and welcome to my depraved little corner of the internet. I'll try and keep it pretty simple. I'm looking for chill vibes and good partners. My tastes range from interesting and epic stories, to filthy, dirty smut. So odds are there's gonna be something in here for you. So if you see something you like, from me a message. Hell, even if you don't like any of my ideas but think we could be good partners, hit me up and let's chat!
- About me and how I like to write
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TL;DR - UK-based multi-para writer. Literate, detailed & open to any ration of plot/smut. First or Third Person. Messages or Threads, Discord is a maybe. Replies once a week, maybe more.
- I'm a thirty-year-old dude from the UK and I hate talking about myself. Seriously. It's my least favourite subject, and I'm really not that exciting. But some key things about me are that I'm queer, a huge nerd, a gamer, an avid reader and so fuckin' mentally ill. It's unreal, but hey, I'm stable and functioning. Enough.
- I consider myself to be a pretty a friendly guy. Despite the near crippling social anxiety I feel at any given moment, I love chatting and getting to know the people I write with. I love talking about good books, what video games I'm playing, or whatever the hell else you might wanna chat about. It's not a must or anything, but I just find that some of the best roleplays I've been a part of have been ones where I'm somewhat friendly with my partner.
- Following on from that, if you do like to chat, I'd love to hear any book, game or movie/tv recommendations. I'm currently reading Babel by RF Kuang, and Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. Which are just worlds apart. As for games, I'm playing Cyberpunk (with several characters on the go) and Civ 7. But I'd love to hear any recommendations or what you're playing.
- I'll get into genre's and settings more a little bit later on, but my absolute favourite is fantasy of pretty much any flavour. I always have a weakness for D&D-style high fantasy, but I also love to get weird and creative and blend genres, whether it's orcs and magic in space, or a modern day, slice of life story where magic and monsters are common place. In second place is sci-fi and post-apocalyptic settings, but honestly, I'll give anything a go at least once.
- In terms of plot and smut, I love them both. I'll happily write super simple, filthy smutfests with the barest hint of a plot. I'll also just as happily write something intensely story or character focused with minimal smut. So just lemme know what you're in the mood for and I will provide.
- I actively enjoy writing. When my mental health isn't spiralling, I'd say I love it. It's a hobby, a passion and something I wanna pursue in life. So that said, I like to think I'm not half bad. I'd say I'm decently literate and capable of putting a few solid paragraphs together per post to move the story along. That said, I'm aware this is just a hobby. We're on here for fun, so I'm never gonna be too intense. Plus, mistakes happen. It's how I was made after all. So I'll never complain about the occasional mistake.
- As far as post length goes, I don't have any real requirements other than at least one decent paragraph. I don't do one-liners. I need something to work with. Myself, I tend to offer at least two decent paragraphs, and I don't really have an upper limit. It all depends on where we are within the story. Opening posts are obviously much longer, while action or dialogue-heavy scenes will likely be shorter.
- My wiring style varies and I try to tailor it to my partner so that we mesh well. I can happily write in first person to third person. I'm also quite fond of taking a sorta DM role as well, guiding your characters on their adventures, giving you choices to choose from, etc.
- A quick side note about my style as a DM. I don't really do system-based plays. I'm not smart enough for that, so I tend to stick with a freeform style with the option of some incredibly basic mechanics if you want.
- Personally, I'd prefer to keep things on Blue Moon. I'm happy writing via threads or messages, but Discord is a bit maybe. I've never been very good at juggling multiple sites, so you'll have to convince me.
- I don't really have much of a schedule, being the disorganised man-child that I am. Generally, I'd say to expect replies from me once a week, and then anything more than that is just a happy little bonus. Between family and work, my schedule varied quite a bit. Some weeks, I've got time to fire off replies so fast they'll have your head spinning. Then other weeks, I've barely capacity for one reply. But as long as you're patient and don't try to make me feel shitty for not replying fast enough, then we should be grand.
- I will say, I'm very, very patient and I'm also ghost-friendly. So if for whatever reason we're not vibing, don't feel like you need to give me a big explanation. I'm a big boy, I can handle rejection. Also, if real life gets too much and you disappear for months at a time, just hit me up when you're back. I can pick up a roleplay after several months not a problem.
- Something that's pretty important to me is brainstorming and communication. Part of what makes roleplaying so fun is throwing ideas around with somebody else and seeing what we can come up with together. I don't necessarily need you to plan out every itty bitty detail with me, but I want a partner who will contribute some ideas. If you're open to having some healthy OOC communication to throw some ideas around, then you'll be my new bestie! And feel like you need to agree with my thoughts or ideas. I love it when people tear my ideas apart and stitch them back together, so don't hold back.
- When it comes to brainstorming and planning I tend to utilise visuals a lot. Faceclaims, outfits, weapons, locations, even sexy stuff. I just find it helps me to build a mental picture of everything. I tend to incorporate these into my posts as well, just as a sprinkling of something extra. Obviously, if you'd rather I didn't, just let me know. Also, my preferences tend to be for real images or artwork with a more realistic style.
- Kinks and limits
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Kinks
The following list of kinks and limits is far from exhaustive, but should give you good overview of what I enjoy and why. I don't currently have an F-list because I've not got round to it, and also I find it a bit too impersonal. Not everybody like the same kinks in the same way, y'know? So instead I thought I'd write far too much about my kinks and the specifics of them. But if you have any questions or are wondering about anything specific, feel free to ask away.
Oh also any and all links are incredibly NSFW, but should help to paint a picture and give you an idea as to the kind of visuals I enjoy.
- Female Pleasure. I want everybody to be having a good time, y'know. It doesn't matter if it's some wholesome, lovely-dovey sex, or something dirty and less than consensual. I want the girls to be getting some good, orgasmic sex.
- Romance. I'm big old softie at heart and I always enjoy a good love story, whether it's a tragic romance, a fluffy happily ever after, or something toxic and twisted.
- Vaginal. Not really a lot to say with this one, kinda straight forward, so just enjoy some sexy visuals. Doggystyle and missionary are my favourite positions, cause I'm kinda basic. But I'm open to anything whether you're a pillow princess or a cowgirl.
- Cunnilingus. What can I say, real men eat pussy. It kinda goes hand in hand with my love of female pleasure. I just adore hearing the gasps and moans of pleasure as I use my tongue to induce back-arching, toe-curling orgasms.
- Blowjobs. Of course, I'll never say no to this. After all, what man doesn't enjoy a pair of pretty lips wrapped around his cock? Bonus points if she can maintain eye contact.
- Anal & Assplay. I'm a total ass man. I just love good butts and anything to do with them; groping, spanking, jiggling, eating them out, teasing and fingering and hotdogging. But then nothing beats a thick cock slowly sliding inch after inch into a tight lil ass, before giving it a good hard anal pounding. Plus anal is just kinda naughty and taboo, which only makes it hotter.
- Foreplay. I think foreplay is vastly underrated and very important, especially for building the tension and overall sexiness. For me foreplay can range from flirting in the bar to suggestive touches to making out up against the wall. It can be needy groping as clothes are torn off, sensual handjobs, fingering, and probably so much more.
- Tittyfucking. I might be an ass man, but a nice pair of breasts wrapped around a big cock is also pretty hot.
- Sexy & Slutty Clothing. I just adore seeing gorgeous, beautiful women dressed up, whether it's something kinda casually sexy, something elegant or just outrageously slutty. You can never go wrong with a little black dress that hugs every curve. Or a skirt that barely covers everything, whether it's a tight pencil skirt or something schoolgirl style. But perhaps my biggest weakness is short shorts. I don't know what it is about them that drives me mad, but I just love seeing a woman in some tiny lil shorts, whether it's daisy dukes or those lil gym shorts with the white stripes on that you see in a lot of American tv shows.
- Of course that's just the start. I also enjoy all kinds of tight gym wear, bikinis and swimming costumes, lingerie and more.
- I'm also very reciprocative. If there's anything you think is particularly sexy or slutty for men, lemme know and I'll dress my guys up for ya!
- Alternative/interesting hair colours. I kinda have a bit of a thing for girls with nice hair, and more so, interesting or alternative hair colours. You can never go wrong with red hair. That's an all-time favourite, which I blame on Poison Ivy. However I also really like anything and everything from black to purple, pink, blue, green, whatever. I just find it all kinda hot.
- Rough Sex. My preference tends to be for rougher sex, but there's an important distinction here; not abusive. I don't wanna see girls being beat up and made to feel like shit. I want them to enjoy some rough hard lovin' because a hand around the throat or a tug of the hair feels good. And my guys can take some roughness as well, whether it's biting, scratching, whatever.
- Hairpulling. As I mentioned above, I kinda have a thing for hair. I love running my fingers through some luscious locks before grabbing a handful and tugging hard.
- Choking. Few things make me feel as dominant as wrapping my hand around a pretty little throat and squeezing. It just drives me a little bit wild
- Squirting. | just find this kinda hot, and it probably ties in with my love of female pleasure. Either way, don't hold back.
- Facials. I'm a simple man, with simple pleasures. And one of them just happens to be watching a pretty girl taking a huge load all over her face.
- Cumshots. I also find it pretty hot to see her taking it all over her body, whether it's her breasts, stomach, ass, whatever.
- Creampies. Blowing a load deep inside of her is also pretty hot as well, whether it's part of a breeding kink or not.
- Clothed Sex. Personally I hate sex scenes where the characters are suddenly and conveniently butt naked. I like sexy clothes, and trying to get them out of the way is all part of the fun. Gimme some detail and description as shirts are left half unbuttoned, dresses hiked up and panties pulled to the side.
- Risk. An element of risk always helps to spice things up and make it sexy, and to me there's a few things that come to mind whether it's a risk of pregnancy, getting caught or something else entirely.
- Public Sex. Our characters just can't wait to get home. It could be some roadhead, or in a car on the side of the road. It could be in a public toilet, a changing room, a dark alley, a park, while hiking, wherever.
- Taboo Relationships. I really enjoy exploring taboo and forbidden relationships. It makes for some hot smut and interesting character dynamics. Some interesting pairings could be teacher/student, boss/employee, father/daughters best friend, something interracial in certain time periods and more, age play, power dynamics, etc.
- Interracial. Sure, white girls getting dominated by big black cocks is pretty sexy, but I also enjoy exploring pretty much any combination. It can make for fun smut and a good story.
- Incest. It doesn't get much more taboo than this! I always enjoy a good incest plot with all sorts of conflicting feelings, guilt, desire, sneaking around. For me, I'm mainly looking for siblings and cousins, maybe aunts/uncles and nieces/nephews for the right idea.
- Consensual Sex. Not a lot to say about this other than I always enjoy some good, consensual sex.
- Dubious Consent/Non-Con. For me I mainly enjoy things like trickery, taking advantage of a drunk/dumb character, sleep sex, blackmail etc. What I don't enjoy is hardcore rape and abuse kinds of non-con.
- Threesomes. I love all kinds of group sex, but threesomes still offer an element of intimacy and room for interesting character dynamics. Plus, they're just fuckin' sexy! It can be two girls sharing one lucky guy or, my personal favourite, two guys sharing a girl. I love playing multiple guys, especially with all kinds of spit roasting and DP action. It's up to you whether the guys interact with each other, or if they're solely focused on your character.
- Gangbangs. Multiple guys all worshipping and using and passing around your character? Sign me up!
- Double/Triple Penetration. Goes hand in hand with the above, i love seeing a hot babe get double stuffed, or made airtight.
- Huge cocks. I mean, this is basically fantasy land, so why not indulge a little with all kinds of well-endowed hunks, whether it's realistic big, or hentai style big.
- Name calling. Could be cute, wholesome pet names, or telling your character would a good little whore she is.
- Dirty talking. To me this is just a cherry on top, but I always enjoy when characters are communicative with each other, whether it's porn-style dirty talking, or something more natural and realistic.
- Adultery/Cheating. Always makes for some fun and interesting dynamics, and at the end of the day, not every story needs to focus on good people. Maybe we explore somebody less than moral starting to cheat? Or somebody getting seduced into cheating, and the spiral it sends them down?
- Sexual awakening. I always enjoy exploring this, focusing on a character discovering a kink or maybe even sex for the first time and seeing the journey and transformation it takes them on.
- Corruption. Very similar to the above, except usually more sinister with one character actively corrupting the other.
- Bad Endings. I love bad endings, especially the kind that send a shiver down your spine and leaving you feeling a bit messed up afterwards. I can do anything from sexual bad ends with mind break and breeding, through to all kinds of fatal bad ends, with as much or as little detail and gore as you could want.
- Consequence of orgasm. Works well bad ends and adds an element of gamification as we
- Monsters/Non-Humans. I've always had a huge thing for monsters and non-human characters. I imagine a therapist would probably have a field day, but I just adore the sight of beautiful human women paired up against all manner monstrous creatures. Bioware has a lot to answer for. Anyway, some monsters I quite enjoy include the following:
- Orcs. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.
- Goblins. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11.
- Minotaurs. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
- Centaurs. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Mindflayers. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Satyrs. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Beastfolk. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Gnolls. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Werewolves. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Vampires. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Ghosts. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Zombies. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Aliens. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Demons. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
- Tentacles. 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
- Exotic Cocks & Cum. Goes perfectly with monsters. After all, why limit ourself, Let's explore all kinds of shapes, textures and possibly even magical affects.
- Themes, tropes and all the non-sexual elements I wanna explore
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Again, far from exhaustive, but here is a list of non-sexual themes, tropes and other stuff that I always enjoy in a story. There's no need to try and cram all of these into one plot, that would be kinda crazy. But feel free to pick and choose what you want to explore and we can use them to build a decent plot.
- Romance
- Angst
- Wholesomeness
- Taboos
- Toxic/Unhealthy Relationships
- Trauma
- Addiction
- Betrayals
- Second Chances
- Power Dynamics
- Loss of Power
- Opposites Attract
- Struggles
- Commitment Issues
- Abandonment Issues
- Action/Fighting
- Adventure
- Fight to Survive
- Jealousy
- Unlikely Duos
- Shared Pain/Trauma
- Societal Pressure
- Mommy/Daddy Issues
- Neurodivergence
- Mental Health Struggles
- Prostitution
- Enemies to Lovers
- Star Crossed Lovers
- The worlds I want to explore
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This should give you a rough idea as to the kinda settings I enjoy.
- High Fantasy. Free flowing magic, soaring dragons, elves, dwarves, orcs, epic quests, monsters, treasure and more.
- Modern/Urban Fantasy. Secret societies, hidden magic, gods, monsters and more living in secret amongs the oblivious masses.
- Dark Fantasy. Treacherry, villainy, moral ambiguity, bad endings and more.
- Space Opera. Starships, exotic aliens, space battles, galactic missions and political tension.
- Cyberpunk. Dystopian, neon lights, sprawling cities, cybernetic augmentations, corrupt corporations, ruthless street gangs and little hope for a better future.
- Post-Apocalyptic. Teeming zombies hordes, alien invasions, robot uprisings, nuclear wastelands, cities reclaimed by nature.
- Historical. Vikings, World Wars, Dark Ages, Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece.
- Modern Day. Small Towns, Big Cities, Everyday Office, School life, University, Corporate Espionage, Travel.
- Slice of Life. Low stakes, no danger, Chill/Cozy vibes, mixed with any of the above.
- Character Preferences
- Coming Soon
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