DIE LAUGHING - M/M,M/F, FAN, UPDATED 22nd

[sevenpercentsolution]

I've posted in both RP Request sections, as I play both genders, and all gender pairings.

CURRENTLY CRAVING
Horror!
Crime!
Wild Man/Traveller​

ABOUT THE ROLEPLAYER
- 9+ years of roleplaying experience
- Plays heroes and villains
- Plays males and females
- Plays dominants and submissives
- Capable of playing multiple characters
- Up to ten paragraphs for introduction posts, an average of four paragraphs per regular post
- Does original and fan-based pairings
- Does homosexual (M/M) and heterosexual pairings
- Has a penchant for playing demented/sadistic/nihilistic/sociopathic/plain weird characters
- Loves Crack!Pairings; the weirder the pairing, the better
- Has a twisted sense of humour
- Prefers canons in fan-based, but can be tempted by unusual or exceptional OCs
- Likes to chat OOC with partners

LOOKING FOR PARTNERS WHO
- Are capable of playing multi-faceted characters
- Enjoy character development
- Have a sense of humour
- Aren't extreme submissives (eg: crying, soppy things with no backbone)

RULES
- No bestiality
- No parent-child incestuous relationships; I may accept some incest in odd situations (Eg: Brian/Dexter, Pavi/Luigi, Amber/Luigi, etc)
- No characters below the age of 18 involved in romantic situations
- No furries
- No male pregnancy
- If it's black text on the list then I have too many (though I may be tempted a bizarre/unusual pairing)
- Tell me what you want to play: I need to know the fan-title/pairing, and what gender pairing you want
- Know what you want
- No roleplays based around violent rape. Coercion, or fights for dominance are different, however.

FAN PAIRINGS

TITLE (WHO I CAN PLAY)

MOVIES
Batman Begins/The Dark Knight (Bruce Wayne, Jim Gordon, Alfred, Two-Face/Harvey Dent, Joker)
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (Leslie Vernon)
Devil's Rejects/House of 1000 Corpses (Otis, Spaulding)
Die Hard (John McClane)
Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog (Dr. Horrible/Billy Buddy, Moist)
Friday the 13th (Jason Voorhees)
Halloween (Michael Myers)
Hellboy (Abe Sapien, Hellboy, Johann Krauss, Nuada, Nuala, Liz)
Hot Fuzz (Sergeant Nicholas Angel)
Indiana Jones (Indana)
Ironman (Tony Stark)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Harry Lockhart)
Nightmare on Elm Street (Freddy Krueger)
Paranormal Activity (The Demon, OC Character)
Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack Sparrow, Commodore Norrington)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (Repo Man/Nathan, Blind Mag, Luigi, Pavi, Amber, Graverobber, Shilo)
Saw (John 'Jigsaw' Kramer, Amanda Young, Eric Matthews, Mark Hoffman, Peter Strahm, Lindsay Perez, Jill Tuck)
Star Wars (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui Gonn Jinn, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, C3P0, R2D2)
Sweeney Todd (Sweeney)
Terminator: Salvation (John, Marcus)
The Rundown (Beck, Travis)
The Whole Nine Yards (Oz Oseransky, Jimmy 'Tulip' Tudesky)
Transformers (Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Sam Witwicky, Megatron)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Night Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian)
Zombieland (Columbus, Tallahassee)

TELEVISION SHOWS
CSI: Las Vegas (Gil Grissom, Nick Stokes, David Hodges, Greg Sanders, Warrick Brown, Catherine Willows, Lady Heather)
Dead Like Me (Mason, Rube, George, Daisy, Roxie)
Dexter (Dexter Morgan)
Farscape (Crichton, Chiana, Scorpius, Aeryn)
Firefly (Mal, Simon, Jayne, Wash, Kaylee, Zoe, Inara, Book, River)
House M.D. (House, Wilson, Cuddy)
Scrubs (Perry Cox, The Janitor, The Todd, Ted, Carla, Turk, Elliot)
Stargate: Atlantis (John Sheppard, Rodney McKay)
Stargate: SG1 (Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Sam Carter, Teal'C)
Trigun (Vash the Stampede)
Free Agents (Stephen Caudwell)

COMICS/BOOKS/GRAPHIC NOVELS
DC Comics (Batman, Scarecrow, Joker, Two-Face, Superman)
Discworld (Sam Vimes, Lord Vetinari, Rincewind, The Luggage, Carrot Ironfoundersson, Death, Nobby, Fred Colon)
Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock, Watson)
Sin City (Marv, Dwight, Hartigan, Nancy, Gail)
X-Men/Marvel Comics (Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Cyclops, Storm, Deadpool, Jubilee, Spiderman, Ironman)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Nite Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian)

VIDEO GAMES
Bioshock (Jack, OC Splicer, OC Doctor, OC Rapture Resident)
Dead Head Fred (Fred)
Final Fantasy VII (Cid Highwind, Rufus Shinra, Reeve)
Halo (Master Chief, Cortana, Captain Keys)
Soul Caliber (Voldo)
Silent Hill (Pyramid Head, OC, Various Monsters)
Team Fortress 2 (Medic, Sniper, Pyro, Scout, Spy)


ORIGINAL PAIRINGS
Cop/Criminal
Cop/Stalker
Detective/Serial Killer (M/M Only)
Suburban Dweller/Weird New Neighbour
Roommate/New Roommate
Hitman/Target
Assassin/Assassin
Cop/Hacker
Bodyguard/Employer
Depressed Businessman/Mafia Man
Robber/Ex-Special Ops. Marine
Therapist/Patient
Wild Man/Traveller
Undead/Archaeologist
Sheriff and/or Deputy/Outlaw
Bored Retail Worker/Weird Co-Worker (Supernatural)
Friend/Ex-Convict Best Friend
War Protester/Soldier

SETTINGS/PLOTLINES
Post-Apocalyptic
Modern
Zombie Plague
Virus Outbreak
Time of War

TO CONTACT, POST ON THREAD OR SEND A PM.
ONLY CONTACT IF YOU KNOW WHAT TITLE AND/OR AND PAIRING YOU WANT. DO NOT CONTACT ME AND ASK ME TO DECIDE; THAT'S WHY THE LIST IS HERE.​

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I don't want one! Take it away!

*runs off*

-tosses the jelly baby after you; it sticks to your buttox-

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

plz guise stop it w/ the jelly babies ur makin me post this gif again

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

-Sprays Kawamura with a fire hose-

The more I see that face the more it entertains me.

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I'm squeeky clean!

Unfortunately, that's totally the face I make when disgusted/disturbed.

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

-Chuckles-

If I saw that in Real Life I probably would crack up too.

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I'm squeeky clean!

Unfortunately, that's totally the face I make when disgusted/disturbed.

-dirties you with excessive raep-

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

*bats*

Damn it, man! Woman! Thing!

I just took a shower!

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Mineral?

-Beats Ilovegoatse with a flaming baseball bat. With spikes.-

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

*bats*

Damn it, man! Woman! Thing!

I just took a shower!

I'm a man, a very gay man. I will raep you as much as I want! -once more, with the raep-

Sorrow: Kinky~

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Good god, man. Put some feeling into my violation!

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

No rape for me, thx.

bye bye now.

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I know it's just like it's routine now!

How sad.

-Throws bat away-

I feel dirty now.

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

*reads Repo RP*

I feel inadequate. And frustrated that I don't understand the universe.

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I had a similar sensation as well.

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I will work harder!

*clenches fist in determination*

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

-Cheers-

You can do it!

 

[sevenpercentsolution]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Well that explains why there's so many views on so few posts. D:

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

^^ Indeed.

 

[sevenpercentsolution]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I just realized there were two pages on this search thread that I hadn't read - you guys have kamakazi'd my thread. D8

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

....Sorry about that.

Got sidetracked trying to chase Goatse away from Kawamura.

 

[sevenpercentsolution]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

....Sorry about that.

Got sidetracked trying to chase Goatse away from Kawamura.

Yeah, in general you can't really stop Goatse once he gets going.

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

So I've noticed : D

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

As had I.

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

*reads Repo RP*

I feel inadequate. And frustrated that I don't understand the universe.

YOU.

YOU GET AWAY. -slaps-

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? SEVEN SHITS OUT DICTIONARIES. I GET LIKE. ONE PAGE. DICTIONARY SHITTING BASTARD. D: