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DIE LAUGHING - M/M,M/F, FAN, UPDATED 22nd

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I've posted in both RP Request sections, as I play both genders, and all gender pairings.

CURRENTLY CRAVING
Horror!
Crime!
Wild Man/Traveller​

ABOUT THE ROLEPLAYER
- 9+ years of roleplaying experience
- Plays heroes and villains
- Plays males and females
- Plays dominants and submissives
- Capable of playing multiple characters
- Up to ten paragraphs for introduction posts, an average of four paragraphs per regular post
- Does original and fan-based pairings
- Does homosexual (M/M) and heterosexual pairings
- Has a penchant for playing demented/sadistic/nihilistic/sociopathic/plain weird characters
- Loves Crack!Pairings; the weirder the pairing, the better
- Has a twisted sense of humour
- Prefers canons in fan-based, but can be tempted by unusual or exceptional OCs
- Likes to chat OOC with partners

LOOKING FOR PARTNERS WHO
- Are capable of playing multi-faceted characters
- Enjoy character development
- Have a sense of humour
- Aren't extreme submissives (eg: crying, soppy things with no backbone)

RULES
- No bestiality
- No parent-child incestuous relationships; I may accept some incest in odd situations (Eg: Brian/Dexter, Pavi/Luigi, Amber/Luigi, etc)
- No characters below the age of 18 involved in romantic situations
- No furries
- No male pregnancy
- If it's black text on the list then I have too many (though I may be tempted a bizarre/unusual pairing)
- Tell me what you want to play: I need to know the fan-title/pairing, and what gender pairing you want
- Know what you want
- No roleplays based around violent rape. Coercion, or fights for dominance are different, however.

FAN PAIRINGS

TITLE (WHO I CAN PLAY)

MOVIES
Batman Begins/The Dark Knight (Bruce Wayne, Jim Gordon, Alfred, Two-Face/Harvey Dent, Joker)
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (Leslie Vernon)
Devil's Rejects/House of 1000 Corpses (Otis, Spaulding)
Die Hard (John McClane)
Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog (Dr. Horrible/Billy Buddy, Moist)
Friday the 13th (Jason Voorhees)
Halloween (Michael Myers)
Hellboy (Abe Sapien, Hellboy, Johann Krauss, Nuada, Nuala, Liz)
Hot Fuzz (Sergeant Nicholas Angel)
Indiana Jones (Indana)
Ironman (Tony Stark)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Harry Lockhart)
Nightmare on Elm Street (Freddy Krueger)
Paranormal Activity (The Demon, OC Character)
Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack Sparrow, Commodore Norrington)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (Repo Man/Nathan, Blind Mag, Luigi, Pavi, Amber, Graverobber, Shilo)
Saw (John 'Jigsaw' Kramer, Amanda Young, Eric Matthews, Mark Hoffman, Peter Strahm, Lindsay Perez, Jill Tuck)
Star Wars (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui Gonn Jinn, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, C3P0, R2D2)
Sweeney Todd (Sweeney)
Terminator: Salvation (John, Marcus)
The Rundown (Beck, Travis)
The Whole Nine Yards (Oz Oseransky, Jimmy 'Tulip' Tudesky)
Transformers (Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Sam Witwicky, Megatron)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Night Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian)
Zombieland (Columbus, Tallahassee)

TELEVISION SHOWS
CSI: Las Vegas (Gil Grissom, Nick Stokes, David Hodges, Greg Sanders, Warrick Brown, Catherine Willows, Lady Heather)
Dead Like Me (Mason, Rube, George, Daisy, Roxie)
Dexter (Dexter Morgan)
Farscape (Crichton, Chiana, Scorpius, Aeryn)
Firefly (Mal, Simon, Jayne, Wash, Kaylee, Zoe, Inara, Book, River)
House M.D. (House, Wilson, Cuddy)
Scrubs (Perry Cox, The Janitor, The Todd, Ted, Carla, Turk, Elliot)
Stargate: Atlantis (John Sheppard, Rodney McKay)
Stargate: SG1 (Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Sam Carter, Teal'C)
Trigun (Vash the Stampede)
Free Agents (Stephen Caudwell)

COMICS/BOOKS/GRAPHIC NOVELS
DC Comics (Batman, Scarecrow, Joker, Two-Face, Superman)
Discworld (Sam Vimes, Lord Vetinari, Rincewind, The Luggage, Carrot Ironfoundersson, Death, Nobby, Fred Colon)
Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock, Watson)
Sin City (Marv, Dwight, Hartigan, Nancy, Gail)
X-Men/Marvel Comics (Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Cyclops, Storm, Deadpool, Jubilee, Spiderman, Ironman)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Nite Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian)

VIDEO GAMES
Bioshock (Jack, OC Splicer, OC Doctor, OC Rapture Resident)
Dead Head Fred (Fred)
Final Fantasy VII (Cid Highwind, Rufus Shinra, Reeve)
Halo (Master Chief, Cortana, Captain Keys)
Soul Caliber (Voldo)
Silent Hill (Pyramid Head, OC, Various Monsters)
Team Fortress 2 (Medic, Sniper, Pyro, Scout, Spy)


ORIGINAL PAIRINGS
Cop/Criminal
Cop/Stalker
Detective/Serial Killer (M/M Only)
Suburban Dweller/Weird New Neighbour
Roommate/New Roommate
Hitman/Target
Assassin/Assassin
Cop/Hacker
Bodyguard/Employer
Depressed Businessman/Mafia Man
Robber/Ex-Special Ops. Marine
Therapist/Patient
Wild Man/Traveller
Undead/Archaeologist
Sheriff and/or Deputy/Outlaw
Bored Retail Worker/Weird Co-Worker (Supernatural)
Friend/Ex-Convict Best Friend
War Protester/Soldier

SETTINGS/PLOTLINES
Post-Apocalyptic
Modern
Zombie Plague
Virus Outbreak
Time of War

TO CONTACT, POST ON THREAD OR SEND A PM.
ONLY CONTACT IF YOU KNOW WHAT TITLE AND/OR AND PAIRING YOU WANT. DO NOT CONTACT ME AND ASK ME TO DECIDE; THAT'S WHY THE LIST IS HERE.​
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Not that again!

...

Wait. Ass to... eye?
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

o.0

I can see this being a special thread all of it's own
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

At least I feel warm on the inside, now.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Kawamura said:
Not that again!

...

Wait. Ass to... eye?

The penis went up your ass, through your organs and behind your eyeball. Jizz coming out of the tearduct, basically. :D
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

-Brainmelts-

That is such a contrast of moments right now, words fail me.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Well.

Yeah. I was going to do this physics problem set, but now, now I just feel like I should take another shower.

And scrub myself with a metal brush.

(Also: more people need to play Fallout 3 or Hamlet to make me happy)
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Do both, multi task!

There's a game called Hamlet?

I'm watching Edward Scissorhands, I love this movie.

Now I want to do a roleplay of it :S.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

...

Yes. It's called 'stop catching me when I mess up my verbs'.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Caught my 'play Hamlet'.

I should have said ... some other verb. Or something. Also, I am squeeky clean! I could never survive in Fallout 3/on Arrakis. I love showers too much.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Oh, you meant read Hamlet?

I have, very good play.

Showers are awesome...water ones, not the bad kinds.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

What, the sort in your ass and out your eye?
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I'm going to have to stop reading my own thread, it makes me vomit in my mouth a little. D8

Also, I can totally play Edward Scissorhands. So you know.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Kawamura said:
Well.

Yeah. I was going to do this physics problem set, but now, now I just feel like I should take another shower.

And scrub myself with a metal brush.

(Also: more people need to play Fallout 3 or Hamlet to make me happy)
:D

I LOVE YOU SNUGGLEPOO~
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

sevenpercentsolution said:
I'm going to have to stop reading my own thread, it makes me vomit in my mouth a little. D8

I would attempt reading it in smaller amounts. Like alcohol, or something, just enough will give you a buzz, and too much will make you pass out face down and choke on your own vomit.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Yeah but in smaller amounts it means more intervals of vomitting.

Like an angel fountain, Goatse.

An angel fountain.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

*Puts on some punching daggers on while starts to walk in place.* Can you guess what I want?
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Uncomfortable boy scout meetings?
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Mmm, Anthony Stewart Head is unbelievably sexy.

What is it with me and fifty-something dudes?
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

IDK.

I'm technically a lesbian save for the fifty-somethings.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

sevenpercentsolution said:
Yeah but in smaller amounts it means more intervals of vomitting.

Like an angel fountain, Goatse.

An angel fountain.
:(

:(

SPEAKING OF ANGEL FOUNTAINS.

YOU'RE A CREEPER WHEN YOU'RE TIRED. :<

Edit: BY THE WAY.

IS EVERYONE ELSE STILL READING OUR RP?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Not, haven't read as much as skimmed.

And I'll withhold all other questions to preserve my fragile sanity.

Ha, BURN!
 
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