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sevenpercentsolution

sevenpercentsolution

Supernova
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Jan 11, 2009
I've posted in both RP Request sections, as I play both genders, and all gender pairings.

CURRENTLY CRAVING
Horror!
Crime!
Wild Man/Traveller​

ABOUT THE ROLEPLAYER
- 9+ years of roleplaying experience
- Plays heroes and villains
- Plays males and females
- Plays dominants and submissives
- Capable of playing multiple characters
- Up to ten paragraphs for introduction posts, an average of four paragraphs per regular post
- Does original and fan-based pairings
- Does homosexual (M/M) and heterosexual pairings
- Has a penchant for playing demented/sadistic/nihilistic/sociopathic/plain weird characters
- Loves Crack!Pairings; the weirder the pairing, the better
- Has a twisted sense of humour
- Prefers canons in fan-based, but can be tempted by unusual or exceptional OCs
- Likes to chat OOC with partners

LOOKING FOR PARTNERS WHO
- Are capable of playing multi-faceted characters
- Enjoy character development
- Have a sense of humour
- Aren't extreme submissives (eg: crying, soppy things with no backbone)

RULES
- No bestiality
- No parent-child incestuous relationships; I may accept some incest in odd situations (Eg: Brian/Dexter, Pavi/Luigi, Amber/Luigi, etc)
- No characters below the age of 18 involved in romantic situations
- No furries
- No male pregnancy
- If it's black text on the list then I have too many (though I may be tempted a bizarre/unusual pairing)
- Tell me what you want to play: I need to know the fan-title/pairing, and what gender pairing you want
- Know what you want
- No roleplays based around violent rape. Coercion, or fights for dominance are different, however.

FAN PAIRINGS

TITLE (WHO I CAN PLAY)

MOVIES
Batman Begins/The Dark Knight (Bruce Wayne, Jim Gordon, Alfred, Two-Face/Harvey Dent, Joker)
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (Leslie Vernon)
Devil's Rejects/House of 1000 Corpses (Otis, Spaulding)
Die Hard (John McClane)
Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog (Dr. Horrible/Billy Buddy, Moist)
Friday the 13th (Jason Voorhees)
Halloween (Michael Myers)
Hellboy (Abe Sapien, Hellboy, Johann Krauss, Nuada, Nuala, Liz)
Hot Fuzz (Sergeant Nicholas Angel)
Indiana Jones (Indana)
Ironman (Tony Stark)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Harry Lockhart)
Nightmare on Elm Street (Freddy Krueger)
Paranormal Activity (The Demon, OC Character)
Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack Sparrow, Commodore Norrington)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (Repo Man/Nathan, Blind Mag, Luigi, Pavi, Amber, Graverobber, Shilo)
Saw (John 'Jigsaw' Kramer, Amanda Young, Eric Matthews, Mark Hoffman, Peter Strahm, Lindsay Perez, Jill Tuck)
Star Wars (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui Gonn Jinn, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, C3P0, R2D2)
Sweeney Todd (Sweeney)
Terminator: Salvation (John, Marcus)
The Rundown (Beck, Travis)
The Whole Nine Yards (Oz Oseransky, Jimmy 'Tulip' Tudesky)
Transformers (Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Sam Witwicky, Megatron)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Night Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian)
Zombieland (Columbus, Tallahassee)

TELEVISION SHOWS
CSI: Las Vegas (Gil Grissom, Nick Stokes, David Hodges, Greg Sanders, Warrick Brown, Catherine Willows, Lady Heather)
Dead Like Me (Mason, Rube, George, Daisy, Roxie)
Dexter (Dexter Morgan)
Farscape (Crichton, Chiana, Scorpius, Aeryn)
Firefly (Mal, Simon, Jayne, Wash, Kaylee, Zoe, Inara, Book, River)
House M.D. (House, Wilson, Cuddy)
Scrubs (Perry Cox, The Janitor, The Todd, Ted, Carla, Turk, Elliot)
Stargate: Atlantis (John Sheppard, Rodney McKay)
Stargate: SG1 (Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Sam Carter, Teal'C)
Trigun (Vash the Stampede)
Free Agents (Stephen Caudwell)

COMICS/BOOKS/GRAPHIC NOVELS
DC Comics (Batman, Scarecrow, Joker, Two-Face, Superman)
Discworld (Sam Vimes, Lord Vetinari, Rincewind, The Luggage, Carrot Ironfoundersson, Death, Nobby, Fred Colon)
Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock, Watson)
Sin City (Marv, Dwight, Hartigan, Nancy, Gail)
X-Men/Marvel Comics (Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Cyclops, Storm, Deadpool, Jubilee, Spiderman, Ironman)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Nite Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian)

VIDEO GAMES
Bioshock (Jack, OC Splicer, OC Doctor, OC Rapture Resident)
Dead Head Fred (Fred)
Final Fantasy VII (Cid Highwind, Rufus Shinra, Reeve)
Halo (Master Chief, Cortana, Captain Keys)
Soul Caliber (Voldo)
Silent Hill (Pyramid Head, OC, Various Monsters)
Team Fortress 2 (Medic, Sniper, Pyro, Scout, Spy)


ORIGINAL PAIRINGS
Cop/Criminal
Cop/Stalker
Detective/Serial Killer (M/M Only)
Suburban Dweller/Weird New Neighbour
Roommate/New Roommate
Hitman/Target
Assassin/Assassin
Cop/Hacker
Bodyguard/Employer
Depressed Businessman/Mafia Man
Robber/Ex-Special Ops. Marine
Therapist/Patient
Wild Man/Traveller
Undead/Archaeologist
Sheriff and/or Deputy/Outlaw
Bored Retail Worker/Weird Co-Worker (Supernatural)
Friend/Ex-Convict Best Friend
War Protester/Soldier

SETTINGS/PLOTLINES
Post-Apocalyptic
Modern
Zombie Plague
Virus Outbreak
Time of War

TO CONTACT, POST ON THREAD OR SEND A PM.
ONLY CONTACT IF YOU KNOW WHAT TITLE AND/OR AND PAIRING YOU WANT. DO NOT CONTACT ME AND ASK ME TO DECIDE; THAT'S WHY THE LIST IS HERE.​
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

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WITH HEATHUS ON MY SIDE, I AM GOING TO COME OUT OF THIS A BETTER PERSON
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

THAT I THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN U + ME

U R FUCKED UP IN DA HEAD

I AM NOT.

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Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I swear little bits of brain cells die each time I wander over here.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

yeah n those dont grow back just so u no
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Whatever he's eating, it looks so.. chewy. Like over cooked penis.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

ITS PIE, NUMB NUTS

Why are you such a fucking idiot?!?!?!
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I don't care how funny Harry was, or how awesome his pie line was - Spiderman 3 was an awful movie, which I suppose I should have expected, considering that number 2 was barely palatable, but I'm a stubborn, pathetic comic book fan.

But I went in expecting a superhero movie and what I got was Toby Maguire dancing like a tool, the guy from Wings running around in a green Where's Waldo shirt alternately screaming about his kid and disintegrating, and after an enormous amount of hype about bringing in one of the better Marvel-verse baddies, got roughly three minutes of some scrawny guy playing Venom. And like, 20% more screaming Kirsten Dunst, which is pretty sad considering that's basically all she did in the previous two movies anyways.

D<
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

The way that girlfriend and friend figures act in most Superhero movies are sad.

And yeah Tobey Maguire's montage of being the Symbiote Spidey "Badass" was more facepalming then scary.

For the most part the first movie in a trilogy is the best.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Yeah, I'm not really sure what made the director decide that pulling his greasy hair down in front of the eye automatically made Maguire look dangerous, but it ultimately just made him look like an emo kid. And kind of a dick.

It's sad but true, so many sequels try to overcompensate for a lacking storyline by throwing in as many CGIs and flashy effects as they possibly can in the vague hopes the viewers won't realize how piss-poor everything else is - until they've left the theatre anyways. I can't help feeling that, even if a company has to sit on a script concept for a few years before actually producing the movie, it's better than doling out crap like X-Men 3, Spiderman 3, Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, The Whole Ten Yards, and Matrix Revolutions to name a few. Sure, they're good few a few lols, but ultimately you leave feeling as though a bit of your brain has been wrenched out through your eyeballs, and to quote Gwendolyn, 'those don't grow back just so u no'.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Its weird, it all depends on the trilogy which movie is the best... for LOTR, it was the final movie, Return of the King; for SW it was the second, Empire Strikes Back; and for the Godfather it was the first one. :/ Spiderman 2 was definitely the best.

AND SHREK SHOULD NEVER EVER HAVE HAD A SEQUEL. fucking shit. the first Shrek was okay the first time I saw it, then I got sick of it. the 2nd one was horrible. didn't bother to see the third. >_>

Haha, I have been quoted! Its true, too. brain cells are too, too precious. prolonged exposure to bad TV, music and My Chemical Romance is bad for your health.

I'll probably watch the shit out of the new Wolverine movie though, not gonna lie. I can't help it. I HAVE to go see it.

On the subject of prequels... I'm nervous about The Hobbit happening. I mean... fuck. I don't know. :/

On the more important subject of MY LIFE RITE NAO, lets talk about goddamn motherfucking Watchmen. I am fucking creaming my pants for this shit already.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Goatse has a new avatar. Pavi will be back when I tire of this one.
 
Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

This Repo! obsession has to be very unhealthy for me.
 
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