DIE LAUGHING - M/M,M/F, FAN, UPDATED 22nd

[sevenpercentsolution]

I've posted in both RP Request sections, as I play both genders, and all gender pairings.

CURRENTLY CRAVING
Horror!
Crime!
Wild Man/Traveller​

ABOUT THE ROLEPLAYER
- 9+ years of roleplaying experience
- Plays heroes and villains
- Plays males and females
- Plays dominants and submissives
- Capable of playing multiple characters
- Up to ten paragraphs for introduction posts, an average of four paragraphs per regular post
- Does original and fan-based pairings
- Does homosexual (M/M) and heterosexual pairings
- Has a penchant for playing demented/sadistic/nihilistic/sociopathic/plain weird characters
- Loves Crack!Pairings; the weirder the pairing, the better
- Has a twisted sense of humour
- Prefers canons in fan-based, but can be tempted by unusual or exceptional OCs
- Likes to chat OOC with partners

LOOKING FOR PARTNERS WHO
- Are capable of playing multi-faceted characters
- Enjoy character development
- Have a sense of humour
- Aren't extreme submissives (eg: crying, soppy things with no backbone)

RULES
- No bestiality
- No parent-child incestuous relationships; I may accept some incest in odd situations (Eg: Brian/Dexter, Pavi/Luigi, Amber/Luigi, etc)
- No characters below the age of 18 involved in romantic situations
- No furries
- No male pregnancy
- If it's black text on the list then I have too many (though I may be tempted a bizarre/unusual pairing)
- Tell me what you want to play: I need to know the fan-title/pairing, and what gender pairing you want
- Know what you want
- No roleplays based around violent rape. Coercion, or fights for dominance are different, however.

FAN PAIRINGS

TITLE (WHO I CAN PLAY)

MOVIES
Batman Begins/The Dark Knight (Bruce Wayne, Jim Gordon, Alfred, Two-Face/Harvey Dent, Joker)
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (Leslie Vernon)
Devil's Rejects/House of 1000 Corpses (Otis, Spaulding)
Die Hard (John McClane)
Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog (Dr. Horrible/Billy Buddy, Moist)
Friday the 13th (Jason Voorhees)
Halloween (Michael Myers)
Hellboy (Abe Sapien, Hellboy, Johann Krauss, Nuada, Nuala, Liz)
Hot Fuzz (Sergeant Nicholas Angel)
Indiana Jones (Indana)
Ironman (Tony Stark)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Harry Lockhart)
Nightmare on Elm Street (Freddy Krueger)
Paranormal Activity (The Demon, OC Character)
Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack Sparrow, Commodore Norrington)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (Repo Man/Nathan, Blind Mag, Luigi, Pavi, Amber, Graverobber, Shilo)
Saw (John 'Jigsaw' Kramer, Amanda Young, Eric Matthews, Mark Hoffman, Peter Strahm, Lindsay Perez, Jill Tuck)
Star Wars (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui Gonn Jinn, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, C3P0, R2D2)
Sweeney Todd (Sweeney)
Terminator: Salvation (John, Marcus)
The Rundown (Beck, Travis)
The Whole Nine Yards (Oz Oseransky, Jimmy 'Tulip' Tudesky)
Transformers (Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Sam Witwicky, Megatron)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Night Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian)
Zombieland (Columbus, Tallahassee)

TELEVISION SHOWS
CSI: Las Vegas (Gil Grissom, Nick Stokes, David Hodges, Greg Sanders, Warrick Brown, Catherine Willows, Lady Heather)
Dead Like Me (Mason, Rube, George, Daisy, Roxie)
Dexter (Dexter Morgan)
Farscape (Crichton, Chiana, Scorpius, Aeryn)
Firefly (Mal, Simon, Jayne, Wash, Kaylee, Zoe, Inara, Book, River)
House M.D. (House, Wilson, Cuddy)
Scrubs (Perry Cox, The Janitor, The Todd, Ted, Carla, Turk, Elliot)
Stargate: Atlantis (John Sheppard, Rodney McKay)
Stargate: SG1 (Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Sam Carter, Teal'C)
Trigun (Vash the Stampede)
Free Agents (Stephen Caudwell)

COMICS/BOOKS/GRAPHIC NOVELS
DC Comics (Batman, Scarecrow, Joker, Two-Face, Superman)
Discworld (Sam Vimes, Lord Vetinari, Rincewind, The Luggage, Carrot Ironfoundersson, Death, Nobby, Fred Colon)
Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock, Watson)
Sin City (Marv, Dwight, Hartigan, Nancy, Gail)
X-Men/Marvel Comics (Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Cyclops, Storm, Deadpool, Jubilee, Spiderman, Ironman)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Nite Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian)

VIDEO GAMES
Bioshock (Jack, OC Splicer, OC Doctor, OC Rapture Resident)
Dead Head Fred (Fred)
Final Fantasy VII (Cid Highwind, Rufus Shinra, Reeve)
Halo (Master Chief, Cortana, Captain Keys)
Soul Caliber (Voldo)
Silent Hill (Pyramid Head, OC, Various Monsters)
Team Fortress 2 (Medic, Sniper, Pyro, Scout, Spy)


ORIGINAL PAIRINGS
Cop/Criminal
Cop/Stalker
Detective/Serial Killer (M/M Only)
Suburban Dweller/Weird New Neighbour
Roommate/New Roommate
Hitman/Target
Assassin/Assassin
Cop/Hacker
Bodyguard/Employer
Depressed Businessman/Mafia Man
Robber/Ex-Special Ops. Marine
Therapist/Patient
Wild Man/Traveller
Undead/Archaeologist
Sheriff and/or Deputy/Outlaw
Bored Retail Worker/Weird Co-Worker (Supernatural)
Friend/Ex-Convict Best Friend
War Protester/Soldier

SETTINGS/PLOTLINES
Post-Apocalyptic
Modern
Zombie Plague
Virus Outbreak
Time of War

TO CONTACT, POST ON THREAD OR SEND A PM.
ONLY CONTACT IF YOU KNOW WHAT TITLE AND/OR AND PAIRING YOU WANT. DO NOT CONTACT ME AND ASK ME TO DECIDE; THAT'S WHY THE LIST IS HERE.​

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Oh, and Repo! was the most bizarre thing I've seen in a while.

It was kewl, though.

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

The movie is alarming for this reason:

There's even a Venn diagram. Therefore, it can't be wrong.

 

[mrow]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Oh godddddddd.

FUCKING HELL. STUPID ANTHONY STEWART HEAD.
JESUS.
Why does he have to be cute? D<

And that graph made me laugh. xD

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

if its wrong to be a serial killer then baby, I don't wanna be right.

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

mrow: He's the cutest thing ever and made me smile very stupidly in public.

Gwendolyn: Oh, baby.

<as an aside> Someone call the cops!

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

The po po don't scare me. I fucked every single cop around here, including the lady cops. And a homeless man with a blue hat.

 

[mrow]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

... Wtf? You saw him in person.
-panicanger-

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

That's awesome Kawa, where did you meet him?

 

[mrow]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

xDD I don't think Kawa actually saw him.
I was just making assumptions and trying to instigate things.
:3

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

The po po don't scare me. I fucked every single cop around here, including the lady cops. And a homeless man with a blue hat.

Disturbing!

Also: I did not meet him. I just saw a clip with him in it while I was in the physics reading room and grinned like an idiot.

 

[mrow]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Pshh.
Who the hell wouldn't grin like an idiot?

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Agreed mrow

Oops sorry Kawamura

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I blame mrow.

*shakes fist*

 

[Sorrows Solace]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

A vendetta has been set!

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

 

[mrow]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

;D
YES.
I GET THE BLAME.

 

[sevenpercentsolution]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

Apparently Gwendolyn's bandwidth has been exceeded. D8

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

: D

I am amused!

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

FUCK ALL YOU CUNTS THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT :evil:

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

IT MUST BE.

ALSO: PIC UNRELATED

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

MY LIFE IS RUINED

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

EW GROCE PUT THAT AWAY SICK

 

[Kawamura]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

YOUR ONLY OPTION IS TO BECOME AN HERO.

 

[Gwendolyn]

Re: LET THE MONSTER RISE (1x1, M/M, M/F, FAN, ORIG, UPDATED 3rd)

I AM SAVING AND RE-UPLOADING ALL MY SHIT ON A NEW ACCOUNT

I SHALL NEVER EVER BE WITHOUT MY GIFS

I PUT ON THE LOTR SOUNDTRACK TO GET ME STOKED