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Fact: I think I just wowed someone with a rp Idea.

Fact: sad that she can't do it right now because of having trouble with posts already.
 
I'm not a misanthrope...I don't hate people..its more of severe aggravation and responsive aggression. Sometimes its preventative aggression but I'm such a sweet heart...
 
InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.

Fact: I loled
 
Fact: I don't care if it sounds racist..I'm sitting across from a group of africans..the smell is getting to me...
 
H a r r i e t said:
angelicxdream said:
I have to walk 20 minutes to go to Pizza Pizza or some place.
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Oh my fucking God.
I love Pizza Pizza! I my opinion, it's the best pizza place that Canada has to offer.
Not only that, but I'm obsessed with one of their pizza offers.
The BBQ chicken one. Except, you take off the red onion, and replace the hot peppers with pineapple.

Now I want pizza . . .
-sigh-
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I have a SPC card, and I get a discount there! Like, one of those combo discounts. No deal with the chicken. And, I haven't eaten there in such a long time. I like Pizza Hut more. :] I get discounts there too!
 
Master, and anyone else who want to hear, I just finishing watching Slumdog. [SPOILER!] he gets electroceuted [sp?], I closed my eyes! Oh my god, I'm such a wimp. But, during the movie, it was like, they reached up to grab my heart and squeezed it until I cried. Well, inside. I was surprised I didn't bawl like a baby. [SPOILER!] he gets electroceuted [sp?], I closed my eyes! Oh my god, I'm such a wimp. But, during the movie, it was like, they reached up to grab my heart and squeezed it until I cried. Well, inside. I was surprised I didn't bawl like a baby. I loved it! But, now I might have nightmares. Which is why I do not EVER watch horror movies.
 
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Not that big a fan of the show, love the theme song though
 
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