Well, I figure I shall list my statted up bastard and edit this once I have gotten every bit of monies spent.
Name: Kalpa
Race: Naga (cobra)
Size: Large
Languages spoken: Naga, Draconic, Common, Ogre, Elven, Undercommon, Infernal, Celestial
Alignment: NE
Classes: Beguiler 2/Evoker 3
Hp: 42
Str: 14/+2
Dex: 18/+4
Con: 20/+5
Int: 20/+5
Wis: 15/+2
Cha: 8/-1
Saves: Fortitude: 6 (Con = 5, Beguiler = 0, Evoker = 1)
Reflex: 5 (Dex = 4, Beguiler = 0, Evoker = 1)
Will: 8 (Wis = 2, Beguiler = 3, Evoker = 3)
Skills: Bluff: 4 (Cha = -1, Ranks: 5)
Concentration: 13 (Con = 5, Ranks: 8)
Decipher Script: 13 (Int = 5, Ranks 8)
Diplomacy: 8 (Cha = -1, Ranks 5, Skill Synthesis: 4)
Disable Device: 13 (Int = 5, Ranks 8)
Hide: 5 (Dex = 4, Ranks 5, Size Mod -4)
Knowledge: Arcana: 12 (Int = 5, Ranks 7)
Knowledge: Dungeoneering: 6 (Int = 5, Ranks 1)
Listen: 5 (Wis = 2, Ranks 3)
Move Silently: 9 (Dex = 4, Ranks 5)
Search: 13 (Int = 5, Ranks 8)
Sense Motive: 7 (Wis = 2, Ranks 5)
Spellcraft: 15 (Int = 5, Ranks 8, Skill Synthesis: 2)
Initiative: +4 (Dex)
Melee Attacks: 3 (Str +2, Beguiler +1, Evoker +1, Size Mod -1)
Ranged Attacks: 5 (Dex +4, Beguiler +1, Evoker +1, Size Mod -1)
Grapple: 8 (Str +2, Beguiler +1, Evoker +1, Size Mod +4)
AC: 15/13/11
Weapons: Shortbow 1d8 piercing, 20/X3, 60ft range
Morningstar 2d6 bludgeoning/piercing, 20/X2
Dagger 1d6, piercing or slashing, 19-20/X2
Class Features: Beguiler: Trapfinding (as rogue)
Armored Mage (can cast Beguiler spells in light armor with no penalty)
Cloaked Casting: When casting a spell on an opponent denied their Dexterity to their AC your spells get a +1 to their save DC.
Surprise Casting: When you successfully feint in combat your opponent is denied their dexterity to their AC for your next melee attack or spell against them. You must stay in melee range for this to count.
Evoker: Banned spell schools: Enchantment and Illusion
Prepare one extra evocation spell in each slot per day
Scribe Scroll bonus feat
Familiar: HEDGEHOG MOTHER FUCKERS. Hedgehogs add +1 to the Wizard's AC. Hedgehogs are also a CR 534 creature. >_>
Spells redux: Beguiler/Evoker
0: 6/4
1: 4/2 (Ability bonus +2)
2: 0/1 (Ability bonus +1)
Spells known (evoker): 1: Spontaneous Search, Magic Missle, Ray of Enfeeblement, Ray of Flame, Reduce Person, Orb of Sound, Kelgore's Fire Bolt, Snilloc's Snowball, Unseen Servant, Hold Portal
2: Rainbow Beam, Ray of Sickness
Feats: Scribe Scroll, Empower Spell, Practiced Caster (caster level equals +4, up to HD)
I will add in history later.