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The 'Laugh You Lose' Game

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All of Solid Snake's Codec transmissions from Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Here's how to do them. But because this pertains to the whole "You Laugh, You Lose" game, there's the challenge of watching this without laughing.
 
BlisteredBlood said:
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All of Solid Snake's Codec transmissions from Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Here's how to do them. But because this pertains to the whole "You Laugh, You Lose" game, there's the challenge of watching this without laughing.
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Doesn't have all the death sequences. damn.
 
Raziel99 said:
BlisteredBlood said:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNNvvymdceU[/youtube]

All of Solid Snake's Codec transmissions from Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Here's how to do them. But because this pertains to the whole "You Laugh, You Lose" game, there's the challenge of watching this without laughing.
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Doesn't have all the death sequences. damn.
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Maybe not, but from what I see, they would all cry out the same thing, especially with how it was heard in MGS all through out the years.
 
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Ah, you'll enjoy this. This was a discussion of WoW at our table on Thanksgiving last year. The woman you see there is my mom - the victim of "Who's The Tank". The people you hear is me (you see my finger and part of my hand at a few times), my brother (at left), my uncle (offscreen) and my brother's girlfriend (who recorded this lovely moment). Watch as we all have a laugh at her expense.
 
I figured this was the best place for this, I saw this at work the other day and just had to share it with you guys.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

1. Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
2. Recoilless rifles – aren’t
3. A sucking chest wound is nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
4. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the “Main Attack”.
5. If the enemy is within range – then so are you.
6. Friendly Fire – isn’t
7. If it’s stupid and it works – then it ain’t stupid.
8. When you’ve secured an area – don’t forget to tell the enemy.
9. If you’re short on everything but the enemy - you’re in a combat zone.
10. Try to look unimportant – the enemy may be low on ammo.
11. The easy way is always mined.
12. Tracers work both ways.
13. Incoming fire has the right-of-way.
14. Teamwork is essential – it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
15. Never draw fire – it irritates everyone around you.
16. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
17. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
18. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can’t get out.
19. If both sides are convinced they’re about to lose – they’re both right.
20. Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
21. Fortify your front and you’ll get your rear shot up.
22. When in doubt – empty your magazine.
23. In war important things are simple, and all simple things are hard.
24. Don’t look conspicuous – it draws fire.
25. Communications will always fail when you need fire support desperately.
26. Weather aint Neutral.
27. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.
28. Remember – your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
29. If you can’t remember – the claymore is pointed toward you.
30. All Five Second grenade fuses are three seconds.
31. The only thing more accurate than incoming fire is incoming friendly fire.
32. If your attack is going really well – it’s an ambush.
33. No operations plan survives first contact intact.
34. If it flies – it dies.
35. When you’re forward of your position – the artillery will always be short.
36. Suppressive fire – won’t.
37. You are not Superman.
38. The Cavalry does not always come to the rescue.
39. B-52’s are the Ultimate in close air support.
40. The Sniper’s motto: Reach out and touch someone.
41. Peace is our profession – mass murder is just a hobby.
42. Killing for peace is like whoring for virginity.
43. It’s not the one with your name on it – it’s the one addressed “To whom it may concern” you gotta worry about.
44. Remember – Napalm is an area weapon.
45. Smart-bombs have bad days too.
46. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
47. There is no such thing as: The Perfect Plan.
48. You can never carry “too much” ammo.
 
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