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If you were a Reptile??

An alligator. Generally chill and content to float around or catch some sun, unless I'm hungry, then get out of my way.
 
If I were a reptile, I'd get drunk on rotted fruit, stand on a rock on my hind legs and yell, "I am the Lizard King!"

...and then drunkenly face-plant onto the dirt.
 
Specifically a leopard gecko.
Silly, smiley, and dramatic. Prone to screaming at things they don't like.
 
Gator for sure. Float around, sleep, be chill, spark of instantaneous violence and chomp, float around some more, lay in the sun. Have a powerful amount of neck.
 
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