If you were a Reptile??

[Unscripted]

Absolutely a gecko. Real adorable little fellas.

 

[Drowsy Donut]

An alligator. Generally chill and content to float around or catch some sun, unless I'm hungry, then get out of my way.

 

[Mr. Biker]

If I were a reptile, I'd get drunk on rotted fruit, stand on a rock on my hind legs and yell, "I am the Lizard King!"

...and then drunkenly face-plant onto the dirt.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

A lizard so I can crawl around pretty much without anyone bothering me. No one cares about lizards, and they aren't pests, or pesky. Seems like a win to me.

 

[Cantarella]

Specifically a leopard gecko.
Silly, smiley, and dramatic. Prone to screaming at things they don't like.

 

[LNoodles]

Gator for sure. Float around, sleep, be chill, spark of instantaneous violence and chomp, float around some more, lay in the sun. Have a powerful amount of neck.