You're a mischievous burglar, what do you do?

[Mora]

Move all the furniture two inches to inches to the left. Turn each lightbulb so they won't come on when you flip the switch but are still secure. Hide the spoons. bring a children's toy that has a habit of going off on its own and hide it in the attic.

 

[Yoga Princess]

I might attempt to break up a marriage by leaving condom and a pair of underwear for the wife to find that doesn't belong to her.