Sit back, Relax, Sip your Cognac | BennyQ's Journal

[BennyQ]

Me struggling to write some words properly sometimes.

 

[BennyQ]

Cute but slightly deranged looking Sith woman exists

Me: "I can fix her"

Me: after one conversation with her

 

[BennyQ]

Yay happy 10 years of Blue Moon for me

 

[BennyQ]

Those About To Die.

I swear they make the same stupid show whenever they make anything about Ancient Rome. Talking about "a side of Rome we never seen before" but it's the same god damn gladiator stuff that's been done a half dozen times already.

 

[BennyQ]

Friend A to Benny: "You hanging out tonight?
Benny to Friend A: "Yes but I'm a bit busy, I'll be there later."

Later...

Friend B to Friend A: "Where's Benny?"
Friend A to Friend B: "He's busy he'll be here later."
Friend B: "Lemme call this guy, see what's up."

Friend C to Friend A: "Where's Benny?"
Friend A to Friend C: "He's busy he'll be here later."
Friend C: "Lemme call this guy, see what's up."

Friend D to Friend A: "Where's Benny?"
Friend A to Friend D: "He's busy he'll be here later."
Friend D: "Lemme call this guy, see what's up."

Calling me one after the other when y'all in the same spot receiving the same goddamn information is not going to elicit a faster or different response from me ya lackwits! Goddammit

 

[BennyQ]

Holy fuck I was degen from up country drunk last night