darkest_fate
machina erotica
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2009
- Location
- the INTERNET
The Three Legged Halfling was one of the more known taverns and inns at the edge of Baldur's Gate. Oh, sure, people knew of it because of the quite obvious and crass joke, one perpetuated by the owner who was, naturally, also a halfling. But people also knew it to be a gathering spot for various bands of adventurers. Both locals and travelers knew that the tavern was likely as filled if not more filled with strange figures who ventured from far away lands, beings with magic that stretched reality, the blessings of gods known and unknown, or the ability to punch someone really, really hard. The clientele became as much of a draw as the moose head on the wall and the suggestive sign hanging outside the door.
A group of which walked into the tavern now.
"Fuck that stupid fucking demon fucking wizard's lair and his fucking gnoll bodyguards," spat one in front. She reached into her pouch, attempting to pull out bits of paper and moaning loudly at the limp, wet mush in her hand. She raised it up to the one visible dark eye (the other hidden under a shock of blood red hair), narrowing it, likely wondering if she should bother calling upon her eldritch powers to dry it out, and if doing so might cause it to spark.
"Um, I don't think it was, ah---" the words were barely audible, coming from the utterly delicate creature who stepped around to look at her traveling companion. The elf looked like a strong breeze might blow her away, her robes clinging to an almost too thin body, her lengthy golden hair mussed, strands of it falling out from what appeared to be an intricate elfish weave. It only made the delicate beauty of her stand out, as if she'd stepped out of a song as the distressed maiden. The moment her companion looked at her, she flinched, but tried to offer a nervous smile.
"It was bad," announced the tallest of the group. This one drew the most stares, particularly from those who didn't know who the fuck she actually was. Part of that was that she was at least a hand taller than the cursing half-elf. But it mostly came from the long tawny ears sticking out from a cropped batch of dirty blonde hair. Those that knew her recognized the stern monk, the most levelheaded of the "Charitible Renegades" as they were called. Those that didn't would recognize a half-tabaxi: a race known for being very much like felines... down to having a state known as "the Heat" which turned them into some of the "best lays in the Realms." This one's ears flicked in annoyance, her tail doing the same, as she stepped between elf and half-elf, looking to both. "Zafah, I'm sure you can bum some... smokes from someone here. Nia," she tried giving the delicate elf, who was already flinching at her name, "why don't you see about finding us a table?"
"Um," Nia bit her lip, turning to point, "I think, ah, I think Chastity already did?"
Indeed, the last member of their party had already cleared a table, stabbing a dagger into it and looking up with a grin of triumph. The expression lit her silvery blue eyes, casting a glow that made her midnight blue body look even more like the dark sky than usual. She turned, already waving down the innkeeper's daughter to get their usual, producing a coin pouch from somewhere on her body. Given that her leather armor struggled to contain her top half, and her shorts would be generously called a belt by several people, one would figure that she couldn't possibly store what she did, even if several of her pouches were bags of holding. The cute tiefling, youngest of their party, was already grinning and wiggling fingers at other patrons. Given the amount of skin, her curvy body, and the cute young face (enhanced by white freckles that nearly looked like stars) she had more than her share of fingers wiggling back.
The other three tiredly made their way over, slumping into seats, setting down gear, not that many of them had much. Nia primly folded her hands and started attempting to brush through her hair, looking upset as she pulled out another patch of what she really hoped wasn't gnoll slobber, her lip almost trembling. Tawny, the half-Tabaxi, looked down at the table as if it were the one who wronged her. Zafah was already looking around, wondering who would lend her smokes.
Puddles had formed underneath the female adventurers before the server had arrived, and her nose wrinkled as she approached. "wow, you guys---"
"It's Tawny," said Zafah, jerking a thumb, "getting close to that time of the month."
The monk's eyes narrowed dangerously. Her muscled body seemed to tense, but she took a breath, looking up at the server. "We just got in from a job and---"
"It bloody went bleedin' awful!' chirped Chastity, giggling. The other three glared at her, no doubt mostly pissed because for reasons beyond their understanding, the tiefling wasn't soaked in the nasty gnoll bathing water that had gotten the rest of them. Actually, save for some scrapes and what appeared to be several empty dagger sheaths, Chastity looked mostly unscathed. The bouncy tiefling was already sipping her ale, with the others exchanging glances and making sure someone kept tabs.
The others... did not look so fresh. Tawny's loose clothing had several tears, her skin marred with dried blood and other bits that were hopefully mostly from the gnolls, but quite possibly some of her own as well. Bits of what appeared to be slime from something clung to her, though the most noticeable thing really was the smell: she knew she was close to the Heat, and something in there had overridden the potion she usually took. The stress made her look on edge, her feline hairs standing up, the impressive muscles tight, her claws digging into the table already.
Zafah's ragged armor looked even more piecemeal than usual, showing bits of the almost unnatural pale skin beneath. It was hard to tell which scars that showed were new and which were old, as was often the case with the warlock. Most embarrassing for her was the fact that she wore a skirt clearly sized to fit the willowy elf that sat across the table from her: her pants had been the victim of another trap. Given that she often "looked like shit" on a good day, Zafah Marivaldi looked like hell now... and worse yet: she could swear she felt that niggling pull of the asshole in charge of her powers.
Sighing, she rose up, leaving the Renegades to handle the orders and get things straightened out (and to make sure Chastity didn't get tipsy, correctly identified as the runaway noble daughter she was, or flirt with just the wrong person). Not wanting to deal with that, and in desperate need of her addiction, Zafah dragged her sorry, skirt wearing ass toward the bar. "Hey!" she called at a shape, leaning forward. "You got some---shit..." at first she hadn't recognized him, but now, she knew exactly who he was. "You look like ass."
A group of which walked into the tavern now.
"Fuck that stupid fucking demon fucking wizard's lair and his fucking gnoll bodyguards," spat one in front. She reached into her pouch, attempting to pull out bits of paper and moaning loudly at the limp, wet mush in her hand. She raised it up to the one visible dark eye (the other hidden under a shock of blood red hair), narrowing it, likely wondering if she should bother calling upon her eldritch powers to dry it out, and if doing so might cause it to spark.
"Um, I don't think it was, ah---" the words were barely audible, coming from the utterly delicate creature who stepped around to look at her traveling companion. The elf looked like a strong breeze might blow her away, her robes clinging to an almost too thin body, her lengthy golden hair mussed, strands of it falling out from what appeared to be an intricate elfish weave. It only made the delicate beauty of her stand out, as if she'd stepped out of a song as the distressed maiden. The moment her companion looked at her, she flinched, but tried to offer a nervous smile.
"It was bad," announced the tallest of the group. This one drew the most stares, particularly from those who didn't know who the fuck she actually was. Part of that was that she was at least a hand taller than the cursing half-elf. But it mostly came from the long tawny ears sticking out from a cropped batch of dirty blonde hair. Those that knew her recognized the stern monk, the most levelheaded of the "Charitible Renegades" as they were called. Those that didn't would recognize a half-tabaxi: a race known for being very much like felines... down to having a state known as "the Heat" which turned them into some of the "best lays in the Realms." This one's ears flicked in annoyance, her tail doing the same, as she stepped between elf and half-elf, looking to both. "Zafah, I'm sure you can bum some... smokes from someone here. Nia," she tried giving the delicate elf, who was already flinching at her name, "why don't you see about finding us a table?"
"Um," Nia bit her lip, turning to point, "I think, ah, I think Chastity already did?"
Indeed, the last member of their party had already cleared a table, stabbing a dagger into it and looking up with a grin of triumph. The expression lit her silvery blue eyes, casting a glow that made her midnight blue body look even more like the dark sky than usual. She turned, already waving down the innkeeper's daughter to get their usual, producing a coin pouch from somewhere on her body. Given that her leather armor struggled to contain her top half, and her shorts would be generously called a belt by several people, one would figure that she couldn't possibly store what she did, even if several of her pouches were bags of holding. The cute tiefling, youngest of their party, was already grinning and wiggling fingers at other patrons. Given the amount of skin, her curvy body, and the cute young face (enhanced by white freckles that nearly looked like stars) she had more than her share of fingers wiggling back.
The other three tiredly made their way over, slumping into seats, setting down gear, not that many of them had much. Nia primly folded her hands and started attempting to brush through her hair, looking upset as she pulled out another patch of what she really hoped wasn't gnoll slobber, her lip almost trembling. Tawny, the half-Tabaxi, looked down at the table as if it were the one who wronged her. Zafah was already looking around, wondering who would lend her smokes.
Puddles had formed underneath the female adventurers before the server had arrived, and her nose wrinkled as she approached. "wow, you guys---"
"It's Tawny," said Zafah, jerking a thumb, "getting close to that time of the month."
The monk's eyes narrowed dangerously. Her muscled body seemed to tense, but she took a breath, looking up at the server. "We just got in from a job and---"
"It bloody went bleedin' awful!' chirped Chastity, giggling. The other three glared at her, no doubt mostly pissed because for reasons beyond their understanding, the tiefling wasn't soaked in the nasty gnoll bathing water that had gotten the rest of them. Actually, save for some scrapes and what appeared to be several empty dagger sheaths, Chastity looked mostly unscathed. The bouncy tiefling was already sipping her ale, with the others exchanging glances and making sure someone kept tabs.
The others... did not look so fresh. Tawny's loose clothing had several tears, her skin marred with dried blood and other bits that were hopefully mostly from the gnolls, but quite possibly some of her own as well. Bits of what appeared to be slime from something clung to her, though the most noticeable thing really was the smell: she knew she was close to the Heat, and something in there had overridden the potion she usually took. The stress made her look on edge, her feline hairs standing up, the impressive muscles tight, her claws digging into the table already.
Zafah's ragged armor looked even more piecemeal than usual, showing bits of the almost unnatural pale skin beneath. It was hard to tell which scars that showed were new and which were old, as was often the case with the warlock. Most embarrassing for her was the fact that she wore a skirt clearly sized to fit the willowy elf that sat across the table from her: her pants had been the victim of another trap. Given that she often "looked like shit" on a good day, Zafah Marivaldi looked like hell now... and worse yet: she could swear she felt that niggling pull of the asshole in charge of her powers.
Sighing, she rose up, leaving the Renegades to handle the orders and get things straightened out (and to make sure Chastity didn't get tipsy, correctly identified as the runaway noble daughter she was, or flirt with just the wrong person). Not wanting to deal with that, and in desperate need of her addiction, Zafah dragged her sorry, skirt wearing ass toward the bar. "Hey!" she called at a shape, leaning forward. "You got some---shit..." at first she hadn't recognized him, but now, she knew exactly who he was. "You look like ass."