Hot and bothered

[Raziel99]

Bah! You with your details... and logic! Next thing you'll tell me is that I need to listen to the rules! Bah I say! Bah! ;-)

Need to? No. In fact, I rather like it when people don't.

*consults with caddy, selects a 17 Steel banhammer, takes practice swings*

might I suggest this 19 aluminum banhammer?
Slightly more aerodynamic.

Really now? I think the 18 titanium alloy banhammer would be better because it's strength and durability. You know, knock them further away. and not dent it!

 

[Kaziel]

DJ: Congratulations on your promotion?

And I figured, but... I dunno... never saw the point in intetionally pushing the limits unless the limits are "wrong", for whatever that would mean. Heartless Slavery this place is not. Ironfisted? Yeah, but that's fine (even needed to some degree on a forum). And if you really hate this place, hey the door's thaddaway! *points*

 

[Raziel99]

DJ: Congratulations on your promotion?

And I figured, but... I dunno... never saw the point in intetionally pushing the limits unless the limits are "wrong", for whatever that would mean. Heartless Slavery this place is not. Ironfisted? Yeah, but that's fine (even needed to some degree on a forum). And if you really hate this place, hey the door's thaddaway! *points*

Hear Hear!

 

[DJBayview]

*tosses Raz the hat*
I already have a job. You can be the next to get shot though raz =]

-moves on to ruin more lives-

TO SILVERDALE!

then...

TO BREMERTON!

then...

TO SEATTLE!

 

[Rubyliday]

DJ: Congratulations on your promotion?

And I figured, but... I dunno... never saw the point in intetionally pushing the limits unless the limits are "wrong", for whatever that would mean. Heartless Slavery this place is not. Ironfisted? Yeah, but that's fine (even needed to some degree on a forum). And if you really hate this place, hey the door's thaddaway! *points*

Hear Hear!

Well said! I third that!

 

[JosieAnna]

then you are using the wrong type of touch.

*shudders* and you could have done anything else, sis. Yelled, made a joke that you never did that. Anything but let me in on that... *shudders*

Entirely possible. Oh, so sorry. I thought you were aware that I was sexually active. Sorry to burst your bubble.

I knew that you were sexually active. I didn't know that you did that.

Odd...One would think that, you being considered my "brother" and whatnot, you would have a larger issue with some guy you don't know doing it for me.....Well then, I do apologize.

 

[Rubyliday]

RPs are a handy way of divining the sexual tastes of whoever I'm RPing with - On the occasions when I've caught up with an RP partner in person, I've consistently been very in touch with their fetishes and cravings. But as for how arousing it is, well, RPs and porn are about on the same level for me - Good for a quick wank, and little else.

Ruby - Donate to the site and you can get a blue name, too.

I will have to do that! I do love the blue.

 

[Raziel99]

Odd...One would think that, you being considered my "brother" and whatnot, you would have a larger issue with some guy you don't know doing it for me.....Well then, I do apologize.

I do. But I can't do a damn thing about it where I am, now, can I.

 

[Kaziel]

I will have to do that! I do love the blue.

In all seriousness, yay! More supporters means better servers for the site so faster conntections! Next month I'll be contributing more. :-D

 

[Rubyliday]

I will have to do that! I do love the blue.

In all seriousness, yay! More supporters means better servers for the site so faster conntections! Next month I'll be contributing more. :-D

*smiles* Do you have to donate a certain amount?

 

[Kaziel]

Not certain. I'm an "old" man (compared to a lot of you young whippersnappers!), and I work so donating money isn't that big of a deal. *shrugs*

Now get off my lawn! *rattles cane*

 

[Notte]

XD
You mean back when you were a virgin?
Oddly enough, usually it is women that get off better with erotica stories and such.
Men are more visual, so they are into pornography moreso then women.
Like me, porn actually makes me giggle, ask anyone whose been around me when I'm watching porn.
Its fucking humorous, I could make a better porn video then any of the ones I've seen.
And trust me, I've seen a lot, of all different kinds.
I will admit that I happen to like Hentai better then porn.
But overall, its more of a mental thing with me, so I read.
Or write my own.

Am I a woman cause I can get off to stories more than actual Porn? and I would totally give you money for a porn made by and with you in it. And hentai is always fun for those fetishes one acquires that are odd.

And Try is pretty right about them being good for...that.

Oh my, I can't actually tell if you are serious or joking.

There is one guy, in particular, that I would be in a porn with.
But, I'm not naming names.
XD
I'd do a lesbian porn video too - maybe.
Usually they are just in two standard positions and its so BORING!
I mean really, they honestly need to get more fucking creative.

 

[Loki-sama]

Wondeful answer. I have someone like that as well. Its not through here, through the old Yahoo rooms. God this guy is good, to creative. *swoons*

No one here's really knocked my socks off to the point where I've been wearing them on my head yet. Though I keep an eye open and lurk the various role-playing forums and I've thought of recruiting some of my 'stalkees' here if only to support this place and bring more deliciously literate role-players here.

 

[Rubyliday]

Not certain. I'm an "old" man (compared to a lot of you young whippersnappers!), and I work so donating money isn't that big of a deal. *shrugs*

Now get off my lawn! *rattles cane*

I have a thing for older men. *smiles*

 

[Kaziel]

...they honestly need to get more fucking creative.

Pun intended? :-D

 

[Neon Boy]

XD
You mean back when you were a virgin?
Oddly enough, usually it is women that get off better with erotica stories and such.
Men are more visual, so they are into pornography moreso then women.
Like me, porn actually makes me giggle, ask anyone whose been around me when I'm watching porn.
Its fucking humorous, I could make a better porn video then any of the ones I've seen.
And trust me, I've seen a lot, of all different kinds.
I will admit that I happen to like Hentai better then porn.
But overall, its more of a mental thing with me, so I read.
Or write my own.

Am I a woman cause I can get off to stories more than actual Porn? and I would totally give you money for a porn made by and with you in it. And hentai is always fun for those fetishes one acquires that are odd.

And Try is pretty right about them being good for...that.

Oh my, I can't actually tell if you are serious or joking.

There is one guy, in particular, that I would be in a porn with.
But, I'm not naming names.
XD
I'd do a lesbian porn video too - maybe.
Usually they are just in two standard positions and its so BORING!
I mean really, they honestly need to get more fucking creative.

They do indeed. And I don't usually go for Lesbian anything, but I would if you were one of them :3
By the by I was being kinda sorta serious Hehe.(I meant I would buy said made porn from whomever *Wink*)

 

[Notte]

Seriously, yes.
Make that bitch throw her legs up and behind her shoulders.
Have her do and handstand and split her legs all the way apart while you hold them down and go to town - although really, you'd want to be standing behind her while eating her out, the camera angles wouldn't be able to see it good otherwise.
Get some flexibility into play.
Fucking roleplay different scenes instead of just going straight into the sex.
Tease your viewers.
So more then just the fucking, show the touch, the sensuality.
The whisper in the moment where skin caresses against skin.
The murmured moans when ecstasy explodes within.
The fast breaths where heaven and hell meet to create purgatory until that one blinding moment.

GAH! Porn so pisses me off!
Its all done wrong, wrong, wrong!

 

[Rubyliday]

Seriously, yes.
Make that bitch throw her legs up and behind her shoulders.
Have her do and handstand and split her legs all the way apart while you hold them down and go to town - although really, you'd want to be standing behind her while eating her out, the camera angles wouldn't be able to see it good otherwise.
Get some flexibility into play.
Fucking roleplay different scenes instead of just going straight into the sex.
Tease your viewers.
So more then just the fucking, show the touch, the sensuality.
The whisper in the moment where skin caresses against skin.
The murmured moans when ecstasy explodes within.
The fast breaths where heaven and hell meet to create purgatory until that one blinding moment.

GAH! Porn so pisses me off!
Its all done wrong, wrong, wrong!

Here here!

 

[Zalvek]

Squee. I love how you type things Notte. o.o I'd love to see that.

 

[Kaziel]

Squee. I love how you type things Notte. o.o I'd love to see that.

This! >.> Notte should found her own porn company and direct stuff!

 

[Trygon]

Wondeful answer. I have someone like that as well. Its not through here, through the old Yahoo rooms. God this guy is good, to creative. *swoons*

No one here's really knocked my socks off to the point where I've been wearing them on my head yet. Though I keep an eye open and lurk the various role-playing forums and I've thought of recruiting some of my 'stalkees' here if only to support this place and bring more deliciously literate role-players here.

DO IT.

 

[Notte]

Merci, merci, merci!
Trust me, if I had the money, I'd probably do it.
I'd make bank.
I wouldn't be in the porn itself, but I'd direct it.
And yea, I'd also have REAL people too.
Not just the fake little Barbied up robots.
And, omg, the fake moans, no... No, no, no, no, no!
They sound like someone killing a cat.
I can't stand it.
If they are going to moan, its going to be real.
Or else they are going to stay completely silent.
I'll duck tape their mouths closed if I have too.
><

 

[Neon Boy]

So it would be a highly produced home movie Notte?

Awesome.

 

[Notte]

So it would be a highly produced home movie Notte?

Awesome.

XD
Maybe.
Although, I never said it would be just inside of the home.
Oh, yes! YES!
Get out into the world more, show the heat between the partners.
The lust and passion they have for one another.
Where they just can't help but to want and touch, where it is so much more then just a need.
Its a carnal longing between the two. Primitive, uncontrolled, natural.
Dangerous with the friction and the flames the two make.
The hard anticipation of whats next...
*Dreamy sigh*

 

[Rubyliday]

Lol we get so off topic.