Wify's Journal (nsfw)

[BoredWifey36]

Well... An open space to write, not exactly sure. So why not post what makes me tingle right.

Please enjoy and add posts if you wish.

 

[BoredWifey36]

 

[BoredWifey36]

Good morning everyone..

How about a riddle. A man went to Jerusalem on Friday, stayed 2 days, and then came back on Friday. How is that possible?

 

[BoredWifey36]

And of course..

 

[BoredWifey36]

Couldn't help myself...... Idling watching the lawn company man next door cut the lawn, shhh.

 

[BoredWifey36]

Love the colour of her bikini, anyone know the name (Don't say blue)?

She does seem to having trouble fully enjoying him....

 

[BoredWifey36]

Today's Riddle..

What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?

 

[BoredWifey36]

Riddle..

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

 

[BoredWifey36]

Almost forgot..

 

[BoredWifey36]

Continuing with yesterdays fun..... why not right?

 

[BoredWifey36]

Damn... Jealousy here. Haha.

 

[BoredWifey36]

Does anyone like my riddles??

Anyone there?

 

[Milfitch]

I'm usually not good at riddles, but just wanted to let you know people are reading

 

[BoredWifey36]

I'm usually not good at riddles, but just wanted to let you know people are reading

Ty... was getting alittle concerned..

 

[BlackBearPhallus]

I concur with Milfitch, people are reading this and enjoying the visuals at the same time.

 

[BoredWifey36]

I concur with Milfitch, people are reading this and enjoying the visuals at the same time.

Ty

 

[BoredWifey36]

Footsteps...

You are correct

 

[BoredWifey36]

Felt a little bored... My neighbours son and his friend are chilling on their driveway. This comes to mind

 

[Und3rcurr3nt]

Felt a little bored... My neighbours son and his friend are chilling on their driveway. This comes to mind

I hope I picked you as the right wifey. Could be very awkward if me and my mate just got the wrong house. Did she really mean no

 

[BoredWifey36]

Another day another gif...morning

 

[BoredWifey36]

Anyone watching Ozark on Netflix. Just started to watch it..

 

[BoredWifey36]

Riddle: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Answer

Penny

 

[BoredWifey36]

Riddle: am a perching barrel, filled with meat, Taking hits from leaps and dives. Look inside, but do not eat, The meat in there is still alive!

Answer

A thimble on a finger.

 

[Pazzo]

Riddle: am a perching barrel, filled with meat, Taking hits from leaps and dives. Look inside, but do not eat, The meat in there is still alive!

Answer

A thimble on a finger.

That sounded ever so dirty. I was about to say "A throughly fucked and creampied honeypot", but then saw the answer, lmao... Love it.

 

[BoredWifey36]

That sounded ever so dirty. I was about to say "A throughly fucked and creampied honeypot", but then saw the answer, lmao... Love it.