Introduction
Daleeria
Somebody's Midlife Crisis
- Joined
- Sep 9, 2015
- Location
- Flying High
Welcome Sinners, Sluts & Sex Dolls! 
Come in, come in, don't be shy! Daleeria's Emporium of Sex & Candy has a little something for everyone! From fantasy epics to modern day slice-of-life and everything in between! Take a seat, gather around freaks and fuck toys!
Before the show begins there's a few ground rules:
- Firstly and foremost, keep your arms, hands and ridiculously large cocks inside the magic carpet at all times. We here at Daleeria Incorporated do not take responsibility for missing limbs!
- Don't touch that chest, we both know it's really a mimic!
- Please respect any of my no's and dislikes presented later in this roller coaster. I reserve the right to not reply at all if you come at me with something I've made clear I don't enjoy.
- My schedule is quite up-in-the-air right now. I can ensure one post per week, up to three posts per week depending on my schedule IRL. Real life situations will always come first, and don't be surprised if I disappear for a day or two. Elderly parents, personal health, blah blah blah.
- I'm VERY approachable when it comes to people rolling up with their own ideas. If I'm not interested, I'll let ya know, but as I'm only one person with a limited imagination I'm always down to hear someone's idea. However, if I don't like it or turn you down, please don't get upset or discouraged or think it's because I think I'm better than anyone. I just genuinely only have so much RPing time in a week.
- I'm redoing my RTs as we speak. Everything is going to be a little messy for a minute and I apologize. If you're looking for specific genres of RPs, please use my threadmarks!! They're labeled by genre for ease of access.
- I'm also trying to renaissance my writing, so if my writing style seems a little wonky right now it's because I'm having an existential writing crisis.
Now for the real rules
(Pay attention, there'll be a test, j/k I hate tests too)
(Pay attention, there'll be a test, j/k I hate tests too)
- As of January 2024, I no longer play characters under the age of 21 in adult situations. This is less to do with any of the site rules and more to do with the fact I'm a 33 year old woman who can barely get in touch with anyone under the age of 24 mentally.
- I do not do cuckold, cheating or anything like that as part of my RPs. I have been abused and cheated on by an ex. If you ask me for this, I reserve the right not to reply when I have it clearly laid out here and in my Hard Nos.
- I like a hit of realism in my RPs: reasonably sized tits and dicks, semi-realistic/accurate geography if working in a real-world situation (not map accurate but no snow capped mountains in the dessert, etc), if you're going to do something with historical value to it, then some accuracy to the history you're representing, or at least make it clear you're doing a parody of that history. That type of thing.
- I will freely admit I ghost. Sometimes it's accidental because I lost track of a notification, sometimes I have a bout of social anxiety and ghost out of my entire life, and sometimes I'm too much of a coward to admit I lost interest. That being said, while it makes me sad if people disappear when we got a good thing going, I get a little sad, I poke you a time or two just to make sure you're at least alive-ish and okay and then I'm cool. There are at least two partners that have ghosted on me for months at a time and then come back and we start back up again or start another story. Don't ever worry if life gets in your way.
- At some point I'll have an Off-Site Request Thread active, however for anything in this specific thread while I'm open to Discord plotting and OOC chat, I want to obviously stick to threads or PMs. However I'll only add people to my Discord after some amount of conversation via PMs
- I do love OOC chatter. I'll send you inspiration pictures, music, cat pictures and dank memes all day if you want. Or if you're not into that type of thing and just want to keep in professional, just be up front about that and I'm perfectly okay for that.
- Note: If something seems really well thought out and involved, it's mostly because it's probably been on the roster a while and has gone through several re-writes.
- That said if you hit a story you like, but you think it's too over-thought or way more world building than you want to do, you're still more than welcome to hit me up with a "I like this but I need it simpler to connect" and I am all too happy to pull the bones out and us create something together. Very few of my ideas are in cement as of how I want them to run. If you see loopholes or details you'd love to fill in, I'm always interested in suggestions.
HOTTAKE!: Fandoms
If you find the occasional fandom post in my RT, feel free to hit me up about it. Otherwise I'm no longer accepting fandom based RPs, probably on a permanent basis. There's an overwhelming amount of them being offered and at this stage 90% of them are for fandoms I had crossed off my list as "not searching". I might amend this to include some book universes at some point when I free up more space time-wise, but for now just to save myself from 50 PMs for things I'm definitely not interested in doing, please respect this policy!
The Good Stuff
Kinks & ShamesFavorites: dominant/sub dynamics, size differences, rough sex, "Good girl" "Yes, Daddy!", choking, sex toys, romance, teasing, girls who squirt, romance
Maybes: dub-con, non-con, bondage, foot play
Hard Nos: beastiality, bathroom stuff, bimboization, people with comically large tits or dicks, furries, cheating or cuckolding as the main plot of a story, suicide (unless its part of a side character story that becomes relevant to the plot but then that requires A LOT of discussion beforehand), snuff, harems, incest, group sex, threesomes/multiples, and over gratuitous sex (as in they're fucking so much that I'm getting bored of them as characters).
Genres of Interest
Modern Day Slice of Life
Period Drama (Think Bridgerton or Jane Austen novels)
Fantasy
Gang/Criminal Life
Supernatural (minus vampires unless it's particularly epic)
Gods & Monsters (Mythology based, whether period appropriate or modern day retakes)
Special Interest: Bikers, vikings, gods & goddesses, some sort of cool post apocalyptic RP
Modern Day Slice of Life
Period Drama (Think Bridgerton or Jane Austen novels)
Fantasy
Gang/Criminal Life
Supernatural (minus vampires unless it's particularly epic)
Gods & Monsters (Mythology based, whether period appropriate or modern day retakes)
Special Interest: Bikers, vikings, gods & goddesses, some sort of cool post apocalyptic RP
I don't have a list of type of matches I like because generally I find them semi-useless. Either I like an idea or I don't, the dynamics of the pairing really only matter in context of the story and I don't like people throwing me random stuff just based off of a pairing they saw in a list.
Starting post #2 I have a chain of plot and summaries, along with inspiration pictures, that are in various levels of completion and chaos. Feel free to browse through them and PM me if one of them catches your eye. Anything that has pictures with no current description means I don't have an idea to present yet, and are pretty much just there as place holder reminders that I need to work on them!
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