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(22:02:54) Kingschoolyou: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!!!
(22:03:06) Ilovegoatse: I love his comedy
(22:03:06) Kingschoolyou: O o
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(23:37:14) Ilovegoatse: In other news, my arm hurts a bit
(23:37:17) Nyoko: haha. it was one of my brothers friends. so much fun.
(23:37:20) Ilovegoatse: and I keep coughing up mucus
(23:37:25) Trygon laughs
(23:37:26) Mr_Master: Goaty: it's lupus.
(23:37:30) Survivor00: I think that's called a heart attack.
(23:37:35) Ilovegoatse: Fuck
(23:37:39) Ilovegoatse: goddamn lupus
(23:37:46) Ilovegoatse: My arm hurts because I'm lying on it
(23:37:52) Trygon: A friend of mine had a band called 'It's lupus'
(23:37:54) Nyoko: Trygon, I should add on you aim or something. tell you about the time i rammed a kid into a door. =3
(23:38:00) Ilovegoatse: and the mucus problem is caused by a common cold
(23:38:01) Trygon: Go fer it
(23:38:09) HKitten: lupus...o_O?
(23:38:11) Ilovegoatse: SO ONE TIME
(23:38:14) Ilovegoatse: I TOTALLY BEAT THIS GUY UP
(23:38:17) Ilovegoatse: MAN, I WAS SO COOL
(23:38:18) Broomhandle45: Hey Nyoko, I haven't talked to you in a while.
(23:38:24) vampire_seduction: Hey goatse
(23:38:24) Ilovegoatse: SO FUCKING COOL
(23:38:29) Ilovegoatse mastrubates furiously into the coffee
(23:38:30) vampire_seduction: I'm like being totally serious here
(23:38:31) Survivor00: HKitten - Watch HOUSE MD. You'll get the joke.
(23:38:32) Nyoko: Heya!
(23:38:39) Ilovegoatse: Liek totally?
(23:38:45) vampire_seduction: But this one time, I gave a kid lupus
(23:38:47) vampire_seduction nods
(23:38:50) Ilovegoatse: I believe it
(23:38:52) vampire_seduction: For real. I'm that hardcore
(23:38:53) Nyoko: what is that?
(23:38:56) HKitten: I've seen it once...probably not enough to get it. O.O
(23:38:59) Broomhandle45: I got beat up by a bunch of blacks in cleveland.
(23:39:00) Ilovegoatse: handful of lupus will be the name of my band
(23:39:01) HKitten doesn't watch TV though
(23:39:05) vampire_seduction: Bitches don't know about my lupus
(23:39:07) Ilovegoatse: I love black people
(23:39:17) Ilovegoatse: I HATE WHITE PEOPLE THOUGH
(23:39:18) Ilovegoatse: AUGH
(23:39:22) Broomhandle45: The black people up there told me I got beat up by niggers, actually.
(23:39:26) vampire_seduction: WHITE PEOPLE?!
(23:39:27) vampire_seduction: WHERE
(23:39:29) vampire_seduction rages
(23:39:36) Ilovegoatse rages at white people, too
(23:39:37) vampire_seduction: lol
(23:39:52) HKitten: D8 but Goats! You're white!
(23:39:57) vampire_seduction: And if you would have called the ones that beat you up niggers, too, they would have beat you up too
(23:39:59) Karyama: Hmm
(23:40:10) HKitten pours bleach over him.
(23:40:23) Mr_Master: Kitten, are you familiar with the basic concept of the show House, though?
(23:40:39) Ilovegoatse: NO I'M NOT
(23:40:44) Mr_Master is very white
(23:40:55) Ilovegoatse: I'M TOTALLY NOT WHITEBREAD
(23:41:00) Ilovegoatse: I'M.. BLACK BY INJECTION
 
*looks at vampy like, "Huh? Me?" then looks behind self to make sure he couldn't be referring to someone else*
 
(23:53:28) PadanFain plays with a refrigerator and breaks it
(23:53:50) Mr_Master doesn't think he's seen the chatbox this full since he started using the raw chat.
(23:53:54) Dawn_Dearest: ...lol
(23:53:55) Misha_Hiroki is just drunk enough to not care
(23:53:57) Mr_Master cuddles Duchess, too.
(23:54:08) Mr_Master locks Paddy in the refrigerator.
(23:54:16) Mr_Master plays with drunken Misha.
(23:54:24) Misha_Hiroki rolls
(23:54:26) PadanFain at first panics, then falls asleep
(23:54:31) HKitten licks the Paddy-sickle
(23:54:44) Mr_Master: He's room temperature, the refrigerator is broken.
(23:54:50) HKitten: Darns D8
(23:55:16) Mr_Master: And he's going to put this up in Epic Chat Quotes.
(23:55:32) Mr_Master: It might be better to just put the whole chat transcript up there.
(23:55:39) HKitten: lol xD
(23:55:45) PadanFain: mmm, put what in epic quotes?
(23:55:53) Mr_Master: EVERYTHING!
(23:56:13) PadanFain: I put something already. then I started posting and the funny stopped, yeah?
(23:56:24) HKitten puts Paddy-wifey into the freezer for a Paddy-sickle later
(23:56:58) PadanFain freezes into a nice tasty treat
(23:57:12) HKitten licks and noms on. <3
(23:57:25) Mr_Master accidentally bumps Kitten so the frozen Paddy falls and shatters.
(23:57:39) HKitten: D8 MY TREAT!!!
(23:57:57) HKitten sobs and picks up Paddy-cocksickle. "Phew, this piece survived" >w>
(23:57:57) PadanFain is in pieces but still delicious
(23:58:25) Parisu-kun: i wonder what piece youre licking
(23:58:26) HKitten licks. "Oh so delicious...want to suck, MM?" <3
(23:58:33) Parisu-kun: The tastiest piece?
(23:58:37) Dawn_Dearest: oh my..
(23:58:56) HKitten: of course >o>
(23:59:08) Parisu-kun: Nice
(23:59:12) Mr_Master: You know, Kitten, tempting, but I don't want to feed your existing fantasies. XD
(23:59:21) Dawn_Dearest: lol
(23:59:30) Misha_Hiroki: Do it, MM
(23:59:37) HKitten: ;o; meanie
(23:59:39) Misha_Hiroki: Suck the frozen paddy-penis
(23:59:46) Misha_Hiroki: SUCK IT
(23:59:50) Mr_Master: I'm sorry boss...
(23:59:57) Mr_Master: I got sensitive teeth!
(00:00:03) Misha_Hiroki: OR I'LL KILL YOU WITH A JACKALOPE
(00:00:06) Mr_Master: ...
(00:00:15) Mr_Master: a spiky jackalope?
(00:00:19) HKitten shoves Paddy-cocksickle down MM's throat. "SUCK IT, BITCH >8U"
(00:00:20) Dawn_Dearest sits back against couch yawning watching everything that's going on
(00:00:23) HKitten: WITH LOVE
(00:00:26) Misha_Hiroki: BEWARE THE ANTLERED RABBIT!
(00:00:28) Mr_Master: WITH LOVE!
(00:00:31) Mr_Master: REVENGE!
(00:00:37) HKitten: REVENGE >8U
(00:00:40) Misha_Hiroki: REVENGE!
(00:01:00) HKitten pimp slaps all and rapes Misha-wifey with a pole
(00:01:03) Mr_Master: Bunny should be here.
(00:01:00) HKitten pimp slaps all and rapes Misha-wifey with a pole
(00:01:03) Mr_Master: Bunny should be here.
(00:01:12) Dawn_Dearest: lol this is amusing
(00:01:23) Misha_Hiroki: yes
(00:01:33) Mr_Master: Kitten is unusually aggressive.
(00:01:39) Misha_Hiroki speaks with a pole sticking out of her mouth
(00:01:46) Parisu-kun: I like revenge cold with a side dish of Peas
(00:01:47) Dawn_Dearest: LOL, must be something in the air.
(00:02:09) HKitten: I'm not aggressive. I'm nice enough to give what is deserved >8U
(00:02:25) HKitten places the Misha-kabab over a fire and roasts
(00:02:51) Mr_Master: ...
(00:02:58) Misha_Hiroki drips fat and is burnt to a crisp
 
*feels so undeserving of <3 *


(00:51:14) kikora curles up and dies instead
(00:51:21) Mr_Master: :(
(00:51:31) Dawn_Dearest moans
(00:51:53) Mr_Master fucks her right to sleep, which is not the ideal outcome, but is acceptable.
(00:52:08) Mr_Master mourns kiko.
(00:52:29) Mr_Master gives her a proper burial, after doing naughty things with her corpse
(00:52:38) Dawn_Dearest: lol, i am outtah here, bye everyone....eww...
(00:52:49) kikora: Bye Dawn~Hubby
(00:52:56) Mr_Master: >.>
(00:52:59) Mr_Master: Zombie!
 
(00:59:52) Ilovegoatse shits on Daddy's chest
(01:00:00) Mr_Master sighs and goes to shower.
(01:00:02) Misha_Hiroki shoves goaty's face in it
(01:00:20) Mr_Master: You see how inured I have become?
(01:00:22) Rizu: xD
 
(11:53:13) Kingschoolyou sneaks up on the chat and surprise buttsexes it.
(11:53:23) Kingschoolyou: =D
(11:53:33) BlueMoon: vampire_sed​uction rolls 1d20 and gets 19.
(11:53:40) AkumaTsuki kicks King back to the past
(11:53:43) vampire_seduction spins and cuts off KSY's cock before he gets the chance
(11:54:03) Kingschoolyou is sent back into the past before Vampy could cut it off.
(11:54:11) Kingschoolyou: Whew ~.~;;
(11:54:14) Kingschoolyou: lol
(11:54:19) vampire_seduction: It was simultaneou​s. Because we are awesome
(11:54:27) Kingschoolyou: XD
(11:54:40) AkumaTsuki: Vampy and I are a tag team
(11:54:45) vampire_seduction: woot
(11:54:48) AkumaTsuki: We're the ambigously raping duo
(11:54:50) Kingschoolyou: o_O
(11:54:54) Kingschoolyou watches his cock flop on the ground like a fish.
(11:54:54) vampire_seduction: XD
(11:55:18) TheDuchess: VAMPY!
(11:55:22) vampire_seduction starts raping Duchess then tags Aku in
(11:55:31) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(11:55:31) TheDuchess: YES!
(11:55:34) vampire_seduction: DUCHY
(11:55:38) TheDuchess: :D
(11:55:42) Tathariel: hahahahaha
 
(11:26:20) HKitten gently thrusts into Vampy-wifey. "Sorry I've been away~ your ass must have been so lonely"" >o>
(11:26:43) Kingschoolyou: o.o....
(11:27:03) HKitten: o.o you probably are
(11:27:22) Broomhandle45: Why would you be running around in the rain, pray tell?
(11:27:26) AkumaTsuki: But ren fair was totally worth it
(11:27:26) Kingschoolyou totally records Kitten buttsexing Vampy.
(11:27:44) Tathariel: buttsex!!!!!!!!!!!1111
(11:27:50) vampire_seduction moans more, pushing back against Kitten as she thrusts "I was! I felt so empty inside without you"
(11:27:52) AkumaTsuki: Broom: Renfair and a few otehr things
(11:28:19) Broomhandle45: Good times
(11:29:06) HKitten slams in hard. "Tsk tsk...I'm sure you could have used MM's. He's a very generous spouse you know?"
(11:30:15) Tathariel eats popcorn and makes sure the webcams connected
(11:30:37) Kingschoolyou: Tath, lets make this a youtube vid. :p
(11:31:12) Tathariel: sweet!!!!
(11:31:31) Lieutenant_Ducky giggles lots.
(11:31:36) Tathariel: internet millions$$$$$$ here i come@!!!
(11:31:44) Kingschoolyou: Then after that we'll make DVD copies of the full video and sell then. =D
(11:31:56) Kingschoolyou: them*
(11:32:01) HKitten senses someone recording them
(11:32:02) HKitten: o.0
(11:32:20) Kingschoolyou sets up hidden camera's everywhere.
(11:32:32) Kingschoolyou: There's no one recording you >.>.......<.<....
(11:32:51) Tathariel waves holding his camera behind his back
(11:33:03) Tathariel: i just like to watch
(11:33:17) vampire_seduction moans, writhing with delight "But.. but I like how you do it, honey! MM could never compare, I'm sure!"
(11:33:58) Tathariel: woah
(11:34:37) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(11:34:46) HKitten humps slowly. "MM can't compare to thor, it's true..." looks around, wondering where the cameras are
(11:35:11) AkumaTsuki is going to have a kid just so she can make THIS
(11:35:21) Kingschoolyou whispers to Tath "She'll never find them....they're attached to her nipples. o.o"
(11:35:45) vampire_seduction: lol Aku
(11:36:28) vampire_seduction shivers, groaning as he rocks back on her "Ohhh I know... Harder, Kitten, please!"
(11:36:47) Zalvek rolls in.
(11:36:54) HKitten: LOL
(11:37:02) Kingschoolyou: ..............
(11:37:05) Tathariel: Very nice!!!!!!!
(11:37:27) HKitten slams in hard into Vampy and reaches around with one hand to stroke him, while the other hand reaches out and pets Zal-wifey <3
(11:37:38) Kingschoolyou turns the laptop on and hits the "record" button. T
(11:37:44) Kingschoolyou: This will make millions
(11:37:53) Zalvek purrs and watches Kitten curiously. o.o
(11:38:12) Tathariel checks the status bar to make sure it s streaming
(11:39:31) Broomhandle45: Woo, finally got an RP or two.
(11:39:31) HKitten scratches Zal behind the ears. "Want to join?" <3
(11:39:56) vampire_seduction gasps as she speeds up, his hips bucking as she strokes him, his body bucking back nearly as hard, pumping against her hips and into her hand
(11:40:04) Zalvek bites his lip and nods. "I do but I have class in ten minutes." >_<
(11:41:06) HKitten pouts and nods, while slamming into Vampy's prostate. "I understand. Education does come first" ;o;
(11:41:54) Tathariel nodds not looking up from his camera
(11:41:55) Zalvek nuzzles Kitten, "Later though?"
(11:42:25) HKitten nods. "Yes, later. Class is about to start for Kitten too ;o;" speeds up the thrusts against Vampy
(11:42:38) Zalvek: Waaaa.... ;~;
(11:42:49) vampire_seduction reaches back and clings to her hips as she fucks him, the pounding on his prostate making his cock throb in her hand, a deep moan issuing form his throat
(11:43:29) HKitten purrs and fucks fast for a finish, as class starts and kitten has to bounce for a small test D8
(11:43:35) HKitten: <3 smooches luvvies~
(11:45:05) vampire_seduction moans and cums just before she leaves, sighing with satisfaction
(11:45:13) vampire_seduction: BAY KITTEN-WIFE SANKYOUS
(11:45:52) Kingschoolyou hits the upload button.
(11:45:56) Kingschoolyou: THIS IS GOLD.
(11:46:16) Kingschoolyou watches on bluemoonporno.com site.
(11:46:18) Kingschoolyou: o.o
(11:46:24) vampire_seduction: XD
(11:46:24) Zalvek: ... o-o
(11:47:03) Kingschoolyou: must....resist.....urge.....to FAP
(11:47:05) Kingschoolyou: GAH!
(11:47:09) Kingschoolyou fap fap faps.
(11:47:15) Kingschoolyou: XD
(11:47:41) Tathariel: milllionsssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!11
(11:48:27) vampire_seduction bows
(11:49:12) Zalvek: >.> Imagine how I feel, my roommate's right here. >.O
(11:49:14) Kingschoolyou totally posted this.
(11:49:19) vampire_seduction: LOL
(11:49:26) vampire_seduction: lolwut
 
(12:44:51) Hero: Well that blows great big giant sperm whale.
(12:45:08) HKitten poofs for a moment to get some soup in her stomach for meds
(12:45:19) Mr_Master: I think so, but let me PM you to check.
(12:45:27) Mr_Master: Hi, Aku! <hugs tight>
(12:45:33) AkumaTsuki pours big giant sperm whale sperm on Hero's head
(12:45:44) AkumaTsuki does so to MM too
(12:45:45) Hero has an umbrella.
(12:46:16) The_Broken_Lunatic goes to grab the link to Gazzy-kins.
(12:47:06) Mr_Master is covered in whale sperm
(12:47:10) Mr_Master: and none of it's mine!
(12:47:14) Mr_Master: :(
 
(12:47:44) The_Broken_Lunatic: http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs51/f/2009/268/c/9/The_Broken_Lunatic_by_Gaz_Vasquez.png
(12:47:51) The_Broken_Lunatic: For those who would like to see.
(12:48:06) Hero: Well that looks delightfully mad.
(12:48:24) The_Broken_Lunatic is delightfully mad.
(12:48:40) Hero puts on a top hat to emphasize how mad it is.
(12:49:19) AkumaTsuki sighs and slinks away
(12:49:23) The_Broken_Lunatic: Heh, I was actually considering being the Mad Hatress for Halloween.
(12:49:31) The_Broken_Lunatic grabs Aku by the bosom and pulls her back.
(12:50:19) AkumaTsuki bites BL
(12:50:22) AkumaTsuki poofs
(12:50:28) Hero: NOW IF ONLY WE HAD SOMEONE HERE TO STROKE A MUSTACHE TO EMPHASIZE THE MADNESS.
(12:50:34) Hero: AHEM.
(12:50:36) Hero: AHEM.
(12:50:36) Mr_Master: better get that looked at. Aku has been known to be rabid.
(12:50:44) PadanFain rubs mustache nervously
(12:50:50) Hero: That's better.
(12:51:41) AkumaTsuki pops her head back in- "I dun have the Rabies...I have da AIDs..."
(12:51:41) Hero: I should put pants on.
(12:51:51) AkumaTsuki repoofs
(12:51:55) Hero: I feel as if I'm belittling this top hat without pants on.
(12:52:18) PadanFain: adds to the whole "madness" bit, I think
(12:52:41) PadanFain: "top hat without pants; that's crazy!" XP
(12:52:43) The_Broken_Lunatic: > >
(12:52:55) Hero: Genius.
(12:53:02) Mr_Master: the only thing better than top hat with no pants is top hats with wildly inappropriate pants. Like, bike shorts, or leather hotpants.
(12:53:14) The_Broken_Lunatic: Mmmmmh, hotpants...
(12:53:18) Rubyliday: Or checkard pants
(12:53:28) The_Broken_Lunatic: Officer Hot Pants....
(12:53:31) The_Broken_Lunatic shudders.
(12:53:32) Rubyliday: I personally like polka dots
(12:53:36) Hero: Well...I am wearing my Superman boxers. So I can whiz around shouting, "WHOOOSH! SUPER CROTCH!"
(12:53:42) The_Broken_Lunatic: O O
(12:53:55) Mr_Master: Top hat, pink lycra hotpants, a fur vest, checked or polka-dotted socks with birkenstock Sandals.
(12:54:02) The_Broken_Lunatic shanks Hero and runs off with his boxers on her head.
 
(13:01:04) Misha_Hiroki sticks something in her vagina.
(13:01:23) Mr_Master: Oh, your vagina? Oh. <loses interest>
(13:01:28) Hero: Dammit Misha that was my diploma.
(13:01:42) Misha_Hiroki: =D
(13:02:21) Mr_Master: Misha, you have an educated pussy, now!
13:02:55) Misha_Hiroki: =3
(13:03:11) Mr_Master: I'm afraid my dick only went to trade school.
 
(12:28:27) Zalvek lets out a soft moan and whimpers, "I'm doing well..." <3
(12:28:53) Mr_Master: Roommate is out, I see... XD
(12:28:55) HKitten: spilled some soup...;-; *blames MM, since Kitten was reading his reponse at the time*
(12:29:09) Mr_Master: <3
(12:29:16) Zalvek: Oh no, he's right here. >.>
(12:29:20) Mr_Master takes the blame. Takes it ALL!
(12:29:20) AkumaTsuki: Grah I got money shot by my clam chowder
(12:29:27) Mr_Master: XD
(12:29:28) vampire_seduction: XD
(12:29:29) HKitten: <.< hide, Zal
(12:29:34) Mr_Master would lick it.
(12:29:36) vampire_seduction waves to the roomie "Hallo out there!"
(12:29:43) vampire_seduction would add to it
(12:29:45) Zalvek: >.>
(12:29:46) vampire_seduction: Oh, wait
(12:29:46) HKitten waits for him to lick it
(12:29:47) Mr_Master: HEY, ROOMIE!
(12:29:58) Zalvek: Quiet! >A<
(12:30:06) HKitten flashes roomie
(12:30:07) vampire_seduction: HEY
(12:30:09) Mr_Master licks off the clam chowder slowly and seductively.
(12:30:10) HKitten: HELLO
(12:30:10) vampire_seduction: HEY ROOMIE DOOD
(12:30:21) Mr_Master jumps and waves arms at the roomie
(12:30:22) vampire_seduction: WHAT'S UP?
(12:30:27) Zalvek covers up chat with another window.
(12:30:27) vampire_seduction: Zal, can he heard me?
(12:30:34) vampire_seduction: I'm yelling as loud as I can
(12:30:41) vampire_seduction: Hey!
(12:30:45) HKitten spills some down below
(12:30:45) Mr_Master: Me too!
(12:30:48) HKitten: >o>
(12:30:54) vampire_seduction yells at the roomie, his voice muffled slightly
(12:31:02) AkumaTsuki: ROOMIE FUCKS ME NAO YES?
(12:31:11) vampire_seduction gets to it before MM can
(12:31:15) Mr_Master reaches up and tries to shove the other chat window out of the way
(12:31:25) Zalvek: >_>
(12:31:41) vampire_seduction grabs a grappling hook and twirls it, tosing it and hooking onto the IM window
(12:31:46) vampire_seduction: I will be heard God damnit!
(12:31:54) vampire_seduction scales the rope
(12:32:00) Zalvek turns the screen off.
(12:32:08) vampire_seduction: ohshi-
(12:32:11) Mr_Master: Gah! Where is everyone!
(12:32:14) Zalvek: Ha, I can type and know what I'm writing. ~_~ I WIN!
(12:32:17) Mr_Master dodges out of the way of the falling vampy
(12:32:20) vampire_seduction: Sorry! I blinked!
(12:32:29) HKitten: O_O
 
(12:36:35) Zalvek turns the screen back on.
(12:36:45) Zalvek: .______.; What the hell are you guys doing?
(12:36:58) Mr_Master and the rest scatter like cockroaches
(12:37:09) AkumaTsuki: FAILURE
(12:37:20) Zalvek sighs and set outs the traps.
(12:37:57) Corporal_Bunny: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/Meowmeowmeowmeow/BUNNY-1.jpg -puts that there-
(12:38:27) Zalvek: o-o
(12:38:43) Mr_Master runs out while Zal is busy with the traps, takes a strong stance, and holds out his interlaced hands to give vampy a boost up
(12:38:49) Mr_Master reads the comic...
(12:38:53) Mr_Master: What... just happened there?
(12:39:06) Zalvek: whut
(12:39:14) vampire_seduction leaps onto MM's hands and propels himself upwards "Alley-oop!"
(12:39:16) Corporal_Bunny: Bunny toast?
(12:39:25) AkumaTsuki loves the comic
(12:39:40) Mr_Master throws Vampy as high as he can, then runs off back to cover.
(12:39:59) Mr_Master Likes it, but still is confused. Will take bunny toast any day, though.
(12:40:14) Zalvek: ... Om nom nom? o3o
(12:40:35) vampire_seduction catches hold of the IM window and flips on top of it.
(12:40:46) vampire_seduction: You son of a bitch! Try and hide me, will you?!
(12:41:00) Zalvek right clicks Vamp and hides him.
(12:41:07) Mr_Master: XD
(12:41:20) vampire_seduction looks around
(12:41:23) Mr_Master puts one on the scoreboard for Zal
(12:41:28) vampire_seduction: Oh fuck! This is sweet!
(12:41:51) vampire_seduction invisibly pulls out a knife and hacks at the IM window
(12:44:09) AkumaTsuki swallowed too much clam sperm
(12:44:14) AkumaTsuki pukes
(12:44:18) Zalvek: D:
(12:44:30) Mr_Master: ...
(12:44:47) Mr_Master: there's such a thing as too much clam sperm?
(12:44:51) Mr_Master: Preposterous!
(12:44:55) Zalvek: Clams sperm? o_O;
(12:45:46) AkumaTsuki pukes on MM
(12:45:52) Mr_Master: Zal, she was eating clam chowder, earlier.
(12:46:11) Mr_Master sighs and heads off back to the bath, unless Misha wants to have first crack...
(12:46:23) Zalvek: I know. o3o
(12:46:29) Zalvek: I'm just asking~
(12:46:34) Mr_Master: XD
(12:46:48) Mr_Master: Weirdo. BTW, you got Vampy hacking into your system.
(12:46:54) Broomhandle45: Is this a bad time to say I like white clam chowder?
(12:47:07) Zalvek: I love it. >.>
(12:47:20) Broomhandle45: So do I. It's sooo good
(12:47:23) Zalvek: Bah, what's the worst he could do. I dragged him to where all my other porn files are.
 
Damn, I'm turning into Paddy, here!

(13:15:09) vampire_seduction denies Zal access, the pointer avoiding him as he snuggles and kisses Aku
(13:15:23) vampire_seduction: I also hacked into your kernel, I changed a few things
(13:15:46) Zalvek goes into Task manager and deletes the Vampy process.
(13:16:02) AkumaTsuki: HK: Everything was ok except for the post and part of the report
(13:16:31) vampire_seduction doesn't appear on the taskman list
(13:16:56) Mr_Master: When I told you he was hacking your computer?
(13:17:03) Zalvek grumbles and tosses the computer into the trash.
(13:17:06) Mr_Master: I wasn't kidding.
(13:17:14) Zalvek: I have another. >.>
(13:17:23) AkumaTsuki loves on the Virus Vampy
(13:17:28) Mr_Master: does it have a louder volume?
(13:17:39) Mr_Master: Better speakers?
(13:17:40) AkumaTsuki: INFECT ME VAMPY
(13:17:42) Zalvek: I has speakers.
(13:17:52) Mr_Master: Good.
(13:17:55) Mr_Master: HI ROOMIE!
(13:17:56) HKitten: lol x'D
(13:18:02) Mr_Master jumps and waves hands
(13:18:24) Zalvek mutes MM.
(13:18:35) AkumaTsuki: ROOMIE ZAL FAPS INTO YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU SLEEP WHILE THINKING OF YOUR DAD
(13:18:41) Mr_Master: " "
(13:18:52) vampire_seduction infects Aku slowly, letting her feel him just a little at first, the first sign of his arrival almost taunting her
(13:18:57) HKitten: o-o
(13:19:03) Zalvek: But I always go to sleep first. .____.;
(13:19:14) Mr_Master: Oh, wait...
(13:19:26) Mr_Master: Aku meant to say that to your roomie's chat window, to shout at you.
(13:19:31) Mr_Master: Whoops.
(13:19:42) Zalvek: ._.;
(13:20:15) AkumaTsuki: ...
 
(14:52:25) PadanFain plays with the fireplace poker and breaks it
(14:54:11) AkumaTsuki pounces and offers Padan Pie
(14:54:17) Misha_Hiroki throws pie in Paddy's face
(14:54:58) PadanFain is pie faced and pounced
(14:55:03) AkumaTsuki suddenly notices Mish'a pregnant belly and attacks her
(14:55:08) AkumaTsuki cuts out the baby and runs
(14:55:16) AkumaTsuki: REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAN
(14:55:23) Misha_Hiroki: >.> I was pregnant?
(14:55:33) Misha_Hiroki: XD When did that happen?
(14:55:50) Misha_Hiroki plays with her open uterus
(14:56:20) AkumaTsuki returns clean
(14:56:48) AkumaTsuki: I knocked up 9 BMR girls last monday
(14:57:23) Misha_Hiroki: XD
(14:57:37) AkumaTsuki: HK...where areeeee you?
(14:57:45) AkumaTsuki puts her knife behind her back
(14:58:33) Mr_Master returns with an egg salad sammich
(14:59:10) Mr_Master plays with the sammich and breaks it.
(14:59:11) AkumaTsuki: MM....I NEED to cut out babies...help me yes?
(14:59:27) Mr_Master: Yes!
(14:59:33) Mr_Master: I'll fill out the HMO paperwork!
(14:59:43) AkumaTsuki: ....umm....
(14:59:48) Mr_Master has been ready for this all his life
(15:00:05) AkumaTsuki doesn't believe in anestetic, healthcare or warning
(15:00:18) Mr_Master: oh
(15:00:29) Mr_Master: I'll fill out the claim forms for the death benefit insurance!
(15:00:54) AkumaTsuki: Ok that works
(15:01:12) Mr_Master: oh, and, also, with the holding down, and such
(15:01:18) AkumaTsuki: YUSH
(15:01:21) AkumaTsuki loves on MM
(15:01:23) Mr_Master: You knw, just whatever.
(15:01:30) Mr_Master is loved on and loves in return
(15:01:53) Mr_Master plays with Aku and breaks her.
(15:02:07) Mr_Master: oops!
(15:04:10) PadanFain: EPIC!
(15:05:00) Zalvek rolls in.
(15:05:40) Mr_Master: I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, OKAY? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!!
(15:05:51) Zalvek: o-o;

ADDENDUM:

(15:08:48) AkumaTsuki is broken
(15:08:48) PadanFain relaxes and sighs happily
(15:08:54) AkumaTsuki dies
(15:08:54) AkumaTsuki bleeds out
(15:09:11) AkumaTsuki: ...wow lag doesn't want me posting in order
(15:09:28) Mr_Master grieves over Aku
(15:09:37) Mr_Master fills out her death benefit claim forms
 
(8:56:42 PM) iLoveGoatse: Everyone puts on a face
(8:56:54 PM) asasthana: Mine looks like marilyn manson
(8:56:55 PM) asasthana: :D
(8:56:59 PM) iLoveGoatse: :D!
 
(21:16:43) 3ngag3: oh what the hell
(21:16:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- plays with DJ's sensitive bits.
(21:16:47) TheyDontKnowIBurn is sexed by MM and Vampy
(21:16:49) vampire_seduction sexes up Burny the remained of her daily quota, plus ten
(21:16:52) 3ngag3 sexes burny also
(21:16:58) TheyDontKnowIBurn: I'm runnng out of holes for people to sex...
(21:17:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Lies.
(21:17:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: There are always more holes.
(21:17:13) 3ngag3: The 8th hole
(21:17:23) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Only if you're Misha, cuz she can make new holes.
(21:17:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: When did golf get pulled into this?
(21:17:28) Mr_Master: We could always make more. Misha's around.
(21:17:33) Mr_Master: XD
(21:17:33) 3ngag3: Fore!
(21:17:35) DJBayview o.o's and moanz.
(21:17:35) Mr_Master: beat me to it!
(21:17:46) 3ngag3 hole in 1's burny
(21:17:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- fondles more.
(21:17:54) DJBayview gropes at hahvy
(21:17:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- purrs.
(21:18:01) Trygon: ô.o
(21:18:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: :3
(21:18:13) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Wow... Suddenly I'm turned off by the golf talk...
(21:18:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(21:18:21) Ilovegoatse: My t-shirt was just shipped
(21:18:23) Ilovegoatse rolls
(21:18:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Cool
(21:18:39) Mr_Master moves away from the turned-off Burny.
(21:18:44) Mr_Master: I don't want to crowd.
(21:18:58) DJBayview bends hahvy over and offers rough sexings.
(21:19:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- enjoys it.
(21:19:09) kikora is back... again
(21:19:22) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Thanks 3ngag3... You ruined it.
(21:19:24) vampire_seduction rapes Burny all better
(21:19:27) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Someone fix it!
(21:19:28) Mr_Master gives Kiko rough sexins of her own.
(21:19:30) Mr_Master: XD
(21:19:39) Kingschoolyou: Chat orgy?
(21:19:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: BURNY
(21:19:47) vampire_seduction: No >.>
(21:19:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR VAJAYJAY
(21:19:50) vampire_seduction excludes KSY
(21:19:50) DJBayview came. everywhere.
(21:19:59) kikora sexes MM back!
(21:20:05) Kingschoolyou: >=O
(21:20:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pulls DJ into the shower.
(21:20:25) Kingschoolyou: I didn't want in anyways XD
(21:20:26) TheyDontKnowIBurn: HAHVY! TOUCH ME!
(21:20:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- touches.
(21:20:36) Kingschoolyou: lol
(21:20:39) TheyDontKnowIBurn: OHBBY!
(21:20:42) DJBayview greatly enjoys showers <3
(21:20:51) vampire_seduction: GOOD
(21:21:01) TheyDontKnowIBurn pouts
(21:21:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- helps clean DJ.
(21:21:07) TheyDontKnowIBurn: I want shower sex too...
(21:21:17) Mr_Master: There are parts of DJ that will never get clean.
(21:21:22) Mr_Master has never had showersex.
(21:21:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Like his brain.
(21:21:28) Kingschoolyou: Shower sex is hard.....when the girl is only half your height >.>
(21:21:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- has never had showersex either.
(21:21:34) kikora gives MM showersex!
(21:21:41) DJBayview: ITS AN ADVENTURE
(21:21:44) Mr_Master: \o/
(21:21:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: \o/?
(21:21:56) Misha_Hiroki: Shower sex looks like fun
(21:22:04) DJBayview: IT IS FUN
(21:22:09) TheyDontKnowIBurn: I've heard there are three things that don't work when your partner is shorter.
(21:22:20) Kingschoolyou: DJ's right. It is an adventure. Cause 99.9% of the time nobody knows where the soap went o_O
(21:22:22) Mr_Master: Kiko gave me showersex!
(21:22:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DJ. MAKE IT FUN FOR ME.
(21:22:29) Mr_Master: hence \o/!!
(21:22:31) kikora: I like shower DJs because it's like drowning at times... >.>
(21:22:38) Mr_Master: ...
(21:22:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(21:22:41) Misha_Hiroki: I STORED THE SOAP IN MY BUTT
(21:22:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Shower DJs...
(21:22:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: bahahahha
(21:22:53) Kingschoolyou: LMFAO
(21:22:58) DJBayview: ;D
(21:23:02) Mr_Master sets up the turntables in the shower.
(21:23:03) kikora: Shit.... I fail
(21:23:03) DJBayview: master of the shower
(21:23:03) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Misha, you can keep the soap...
(21:23:09) TheyDontKnowIBurn: I'll get a new bar.
(21:23:11) Mr_Master: Yeah, baby... ZAP Owwwwww!
(21:23:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yup. But I still love you, Kiko
(21:23:16) TheyDontKnowIBurn: SHOWER PARTY!
(21:23:21) kikora hugs Hahvy
(21:23:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gets more nakkie?
(21:23:28) Mr_Master: SHOWER RAVE!
(21:23:30) Misha_Hiroki: BUT I'Z CLEANIN' MAI BUTT!
(21:23:32) vampire_seduction rolls off
(21:23:38) Mr_Master: Inside and out, Misha!
(21:23:38) DJBayview pulls burny into his shower with hahvy.
(21:23:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pulls Vamp into the shower.
(21:23:41) TheyDontKnowIBurn strips and gets into the communal shower
(21:23:48) vampire_seduction: Oy!
(21:23:52) Kingschoolyou: Your butt? No No, you're cleaning your intestine. =3
(21:23:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: :3
(21:24:08) DJBayview DJ's for the shower-rave.
(21:24:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- dances with Burny.
(21:24:20) TheyDontKnowIBurn: It's like some huge shower orgy!
(21:24:25) Misha_Hiroki: Whatever, kingsy 9_9
(21:24:26) TheyDontKnowIBurn dances with Hahvy
(21:24:56) DJBayview plays with colourful lights.
 
(13:44:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Mmm....food.
(13:44:58) HKitten: yes *-* delcious, thick, creamy---
(13:45:02) HKitten: oh, we're still talking about food
(13:45:04) HKitten: >w>
(13:45:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(13:45:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pets.
(13:45:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3
(13:45:32) Zalvek: ... XD
(13:45:40) vampire_seduction rolls around
(13:45:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- humps Vampy as he rolls.
(13:46:03) vampire_seduction loves it and roll-humps back
(13:46:12) Zalvek: Roll-humps. o-o
(13:46:32) vampire_seduction: indeed
(13:46:39) HKitten humps the rollss
(13:46:43) HKitten: rolls*
(13:47:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I want a biscuit now.
(13:47:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >:
(13:47:42) HKitten shares
(13:47:54) Zalvek: Mmm, biscuit. @_@
(13:48:15) AkumaTsuki: I fixed Vampy
(13:48:18) AkumaTsuki: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXED
(13:48:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I might eat a roll.
(13:48:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Or something.
(13:48:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm still hungry.
(13:48:58) HKitten: food is....necessary...and oh so good <3
(13:49:01) Zalvek nibbles on Hav.
(13:49:07) Misha_Hiroki fills Hahvy's tummy with something
(13:50:12) Mr_Master: No climbing into Hahvy's tummy!
(13:50:21) HKitten: D8
(13:50:42) Misha_Hiroki: >8U I didn't. I just filled it with "something"
(13:50:44) HKitten sexes up HR before someone gets into her before Kitten does
(13:51:31) Zalvek: : x
(13:51:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Misha was trying to feed me.
(13:51:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: At least.
(13:51:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I think so.
(13:51:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pokes her belly.
(13:51:57) Misha_Hiroki: I filled your belly with something.
(13:52:06) HKitten pets HR's belly. "What's in here..?"
(13:52:08) vampire_seduction: YAY
(13:52:14) vampire_seduction patiently awaits the awesome
(13:52:16) Zalvek: More than likely something volatile or living. >.>
(13:52:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I don't know what it is. D:
(13:52:19) Misha_Hiroki shrugs
(13:52:30) Zalvek: Or explosive, that's possible too.
(13:52:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It could be an aliem.
(13:52:51) vampire_seduction: Aliem?
(13:52:53) vampire_seduction: Really?
(13:52:53) Misha_Hiroki: I know it may not be necessarily something you really want
(13:53:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Nothing you give me ever really is.
(13:53:11) Zalvek: Who knows? Maybe it's just bacon. >w>
(13:53:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Mmm...bacon.
(13:53:24) AkumaTsuki cries
(13:53:29) HKitten: and biscuits
(13:53:53) vampire_seduction rapes Aku better
(13:53:56) Mr_Master comforts Aku
(13:54:03) Mr_Master: damn your fastness!
(13:54:08) vampire_seduction: :3
(13:54:18) HKitten: ....cute little Asian girl's flirting with me
(13:54:18) Mr_Master: Is it whale semen, Misha?
(13:54:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: He's just like Superman! But he has better aim.
(13:54:19) Misha_Hiroki: Bacon is so fucking good
(13:54:23) HKitten d'awed
(13:54:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WTF
(13:54:29) Misha_Hiroki: No, not whale semen
(13:54:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I WANT THAT, KITTEN
(13:54:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I
(13:54:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WANT
(13:54:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: THAT
(13:54:52) Misha_Hiroki: Kitten IS a cute little asian girl, Hahvy
(13:54:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I know.
(13:55:02) My_Apocalypse_Pony rapes aku the best
(13:55:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: But she isn't physically here to hit on me.
(13:55:06) Mr_Master: I want that Kitten too, but she's across the country.
(13:55:07) Mr_Master: XD
(13:55:12) AkumaTsuki drowns chat in Sperm Whale Sperm
(13:55:14) Misha_Hiroki: kitten-hubby! flirt with Hahvy!
(13:55:16) vampire_seduction rapes pony while she rapes her
(13:55:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: IT'S NOT THE SAAAAAAME
(13:55:25) Zalvek: Indeed she is. >w> Where is Kitten anyways? o.o
(13:55:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- rages about the chat.
(13:55:31) Misha_Hiroki: YES IT IISSSSSS
(13:55:45) HKitten: wow, that was embarrassing
(13:55:46) Mr_Master: She's flirting with some Asian bint out in Oregon.
(13:55:59) Mr_Master: why embarassing?
(13:56:07) Mr_Master: was she flirting with Lunch Guy?
(13:56:25) HKitten: so, she moved to plug in her laptop, and it's right next to my leg. So she crawls under the table, and hit her head, so she randomly tried to get out...and right between my legs
(13:56:28) HKitten: x-X
(13:56:40) Misha_Hiroki: Awesome
(13:56:45) Misha_Hiroki: Truly
(13:56:46) Zalvek: Who? o-o;
(13:56:59) Misha_Hiroki: Can I have that moment? Please?
(13:57:01) HKitten: cute little Asian girl @_@
(13:57:11) HKitten: if...if u want? D=
(13:57:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- is jealous.
(13:57:17) Mr_Master: Epic.
(13:57:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ;-;
(13:57:21) Misha_Hiroki: I would have closed my legs on her head
(13:57:36) Misha_Hiroki: just for a moment
(13:57:38) Mr_Master: so you could reach down and encourage her forward.. XD
(13:57:40) Mr_Master: yes yes,
(13:57:42) HKitten: I almost did....I was like "D8 EEEEKS"
(13:57:48) Mr_Master ought to write porno scripts.
(13:57:48) Zalvek: >.> Lucky...
(13:57:50) Misha_Hiroki: XD
(13:58:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gives up on life and gets pink plastic barbie knives to cut her wrists with.
(13:58:08) HKitten: I should stop coming to this lunch room @_@
(13:58:11) vampire_seduction: You should have accidentally jumped forward in surprise
(13:58:15) HKitten: ;o; NOOOO HR
(13:58:22) Misha_Hiroki follows hahvy's example
(13:58:23) HKitten throws self at her and sexes
(13:58:28) Zalvek: D: NO HAV!
(13:58:39) vampire_seduction rapes Hahvy, thereby making it all better
(13:58:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- PINK PLASTIC BARBIE KNIVES
(13:58:48) HKitten throws self at Misha too.....and somehow, it works, since Kitten's able to be two places at once
(13:58:52) vampire_seduction: I wish I could use that defense in court
(13:59:01) Misha_Hiroki: =F
(13:59:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- humps everyone.
(13:59:05) Misha_Hiroki: =D*
(13:59:13) vampire_seduction bites Hahvy's necl
(13:59:13) HKitten humps back
(13:59:14) vampire_seduction: neck*
(13:59:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- purrs.
(13:59:25) Zalvek luffs Hav hard.
(13:59:28) Mr_Master: Is this Epic?
(13:59:30) Misha_Hiroki: AGH! I stabbed myself with my pie fork D8
 
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