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So, my friend "Piko" tells me that "Philanthropy" is basically the science of giving away money.

"Except less science and more "HERE JUST HAVE SOME CASH".".

immediately afterward, the following conversation took place.

--Jazz says:
I HAVE MADE AN AMAZING SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY.
MONETARY PAPER DENOMINATIONS, WHEN LEFT UNPROTECTED ON A PUBLIC THOROUGHFARE, WILL 99% OF THE TIME BECOME ACQUISITIONED AT ONCE BY PEDESTRIANS IN CLOSEST PROXIMITY.
FASCINATING...
--Piko says:
XD
INTERESTING FIND, COMRADE
--Jazz says:
IS IT NOT?
--Piko says:
I SHALL EXPAND YOUR RESEARCH AND EXAMINE ITS EFFECTS ON THE HUMAN PSYCHE
*gives you money*
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
--Jazz says:
...
I'M NOT SURE, COMRADE PIKO.
--Piko says:
FURTHER TESTING IS REQUIRED
--Jazz says:
I THINK AN INCREASED DOSAGE MAY BE NECESSARY TO ACHIEVE AN EFFECT.
--Piko says:
*increases dosage by 100 times*
HOW ABOUT NOW COMRADE JAZZ?
--Jazz says:
I FEEL QUITE EXHILERATED.
IN FACT, I FEEL AS THOUGH I HAVE THE INEXPLICABLE URGE TO RUIN YOU FINANCIALLY.
IT APPEARS THAT PHILANTHROPY IS A DANGEROUS SCIENCE!
I SHALL EXPAND ON YOUR RESEARCH BY RUINING YOU FINANCIALLY.
WE SHALL SEE WHAT LACK OF MONEY DOES TO THE PSYCHE.
*Goes out and spends all your money to have a park-bench built with your name on it.*
HOW DO YOU FEEL COMRADE PIKO?
--Piko says:
I FEEL A MIXED REACTION
ONE THE ONE HAND, I HAVE A PARK BENCH WITH MY NAME ON IT, WHICH IS COOL
ON THE OTHER HAND, I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
--Jazz says:
FASCINATING!
WELL, COMRADE.
YOU MAY BE FINANCIALLY RUINED AND YOUR PARK BENCH MAY BECOME A PIGEON TOILET IN LESS THAN 3 WEEKS...
BUT YOU ARE OFFICIALLY ONE OF THE TWO SMARTEST MEN IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF PHILANTHROPY. Bl
--Piko says:
BUT IT WAS ALL IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE. A WORTHY INVESTMENT.
--Jazz says:
I'D OFFER YOU A DRINK, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE NO WAY TO COMPENSATE ME LATER ON.
ASTOUNDING! IT SEEMS YOUR FINANCIAL RUINATION HAS A PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECT ON ME AS WELL!
I FIND YOU ULTIMATELY LESS APPEALING AND TRUSTWORTHY!
--Piko says:
AS WELL, I FIND YOU ULTIMATELY MORE EVIL AND CONNIVING THAN I PREVIOUSLY DID!
YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!
--Jazz says:
ASTOUNDING
 
Wow, Jazz. That's hilarious.

All I can imagine is sort of a comedic feel to it in the similar vein of Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Love the Bomb. It has that Cold War mockery feel to it. And it makes me chuckle a bunch. ;)
 
(12:16:51) Anansi: Funny thing is many women go to ballroom classes to meet men and find other women
(12:17:02) Mr_Master: bow chicka wow wow
(12:17:06) Anansi: and many men go to massage classes to meet women and meet men
(12:17:09) Mr_Master: not too many men taking ballroom lessons.
(12:17:28) Ilovegoatse: I wouldn't take ballroom lessons
(12:17:41) Mr_Master: I love ballroom dancing
(12:17:48) Ilovegoatse: I'm fine with dancing like a hoar
(12:17:54) Mr_Master: I was studying to become an Arthur Murray instructor, once.
(12:18:05) Ilovegoatse punches
(12:18:10) Mr_Master: Never finished it, but OW!
(12:18:35) Mr_Master: You should take pole-dancin​g lessons, son.
(12:18:45) Mr_Master: or do you do enough dancing on poles?
(12:18:46) Lieutenant_Ducky: I still haven't done that.
(12:18:53) Lieutenant_Ducky: I think I'd have fun at those classes.
(12:19:08) Mr_Master: I would pay for your lessons if I could watch
(12:19:36) Ilovegoatse: I don't want to pole dance
(12:19:39) Ilovegoatse: tis gross :(
(12:19:41) Lieutenant_Ducky: ^o^
(12:19:57) Lieutenant_Ducky: I think it looks fun.
(12:20:03) Ilovegoatse: I give boners, it's good enough for me
(12:20:30) Mr_Master: I was using "dancing on poles" as a metaphor for...
(12:20:34) Mr_Master: you know what? Never mind.
(12:20:39) Ilovegoatse: penis?
(12:20:43) Ilovegoatse: That's stupid :(
(12:20:48) Ilovegoatse punches daddy
(12:20:58) Mr_Master: Cranky bagel!
(12:20:59) Anansi: Its actually an easy way to catch genital warts too
(12:21:08) Mr_Master: ...
(12:21:12) Anansi: Woman get wet rubbing on the pole hard...you come and use it right after her
(12:21:13) Mr_Master: wut
(12:21:18) Ilovegoatse: D: gross
(12:21:21) Lieutenant_Ducky: Lol
(12:21:22) Anansi: I mean thats if you go full out and wear a thong
(12:21:24) Ilovegoatse: Wipe it down
(12:21:33) Anansi: Yeah
(12:21:34) Ilovegoatse: Plus, the only people I know with a poke in their homes
(12:21:36) Ilovegoatse: are fucking creepy
(12:21:38) Lieutenant_Ducky: The classes I've looked at? They ask you wear shorts.
(12:21:40) Anansi: thats the first thought on everyones names
(12:21:41) Ilovegoatse: I have no use for that class D:
(12:21:43) Anansi: *lists
(12:21:52) Anansi: I've seen some of those classes
(12:21:55) Anansi: wetspot city
(12:22:13) Mr_Master: bring a rag soaked in disinfectan​t out on the stage with you, make washing up the pole part of your act.
(12:22:18) Ilovegoatse: D:
(12:22:24) Ilovegoatse: Rag soaked in acid
(12:22:37) Lieutenant_Ducky: Lol, that's why I'd be rocking some jean shorts. I don't care how aroused I am, I've never dripped through my jeans.
(12:22:38) Mr_Master: they'd charge you for the pole damage, the club would
(12:22:55) Ilovegoatse: RAG SOAKED IN ACID TO CLEAN THE IMPUIRITES
(12:22:56) Mr_Master: Ducky, we'll have to do some tests, then.
(12:23:03) Lieutenant_Ducky: Lol
(12:23:23) Mr_Master: we have to see how aroused you have to get, for how long, to make a dent in those shorts.
(12:23:30) Mr_Master: FOR SCIENCE!
(12:23:54) Lieutenant_Ducky: FOR SCIENCE!
(12:24:43) Ilovegoatse punches daddy's science
(12:24:46) Mr_Master: That's the new "REVENGE!"
(12:24:54) Ilovegoatse: No, revenge is still in the loop
(12:24:58) Mr_Master: Fine.
(12:25:03) Ilovegoatse: >8u
(12:25:05) Mr_Master: But I'll have my revenge on it!
(12:25:09) Mr_Master: REVENGE!
(12:25:13) Ilovegoatse: REVENGE!
(12:25:43) Mr_Master is grinning like a mad fool... has to look serious, this is an office environment
(12:26:31) Lieutenant_Ducky: Lols
 
Hilarious bit of a chat between Vampire Seduction and myself on YIM.

My E-Husband!: True, she could have, though she would be hard pressed to make that work with me XD
memories_unlocked: XD I don't play those games.
memories_unlocked: 1. You're a guy on the net
memories_unlocked: 2. I'm not single irl
memories_unlocked: 3. You're a million miles away from me, okay..maybe not a million miles but you know what I mean.
My E-Husband!: I like to fake play into people's plans and then either totally fuck them up or make them think I'm dancing to their tune
memories_unlocked:
My E-Husband!: Oh it's a million
My E-Husband!: I gaurantee it
My E-Husband!: XD
memories_unlocked: Like the guy who sells the suites for men on television?
memories_unlocked: ~Imagines him selling suites for men..oddly he sounds like Eddie Izzard for some reason~
My E-Husband!: Yep!
My E-Husband!: XD
memories_unlocked: "Hi! I'm Crazy Vampy from Bluemoon Roleplay Forums and I've got an Emporumn of Suites for men. We got all kinds of suites! Some even ribbed for your pleasure! ~Puts a baby on a pike~ You want a rack of baby? Tastes like chicken and 100 percent cotton!"
 
(16:36:46) Raziel99: Hahvoc, you like things when they are big. and thick. and cilindrical
(16:37:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Not really.
(16:37:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm tiny.
(16:37:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And more of a sleek person.
(16:37:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <.<
(16:37:50) Raziel99 makes her orgasm 5 times with his fingers
(16:37:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bullshit.
(16:37:59) vampire_seduction facepalms
(16:38:00) Anansi: ....
 
(17:16:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- hits Alien with her Disco stick.
(17:16:41) Friendly_Alien needs to rememebr what a disco stick was.
(17:16:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(17:16:51) Lieutenant_Ducky: Lols
(17:17:02) Friendly_Alien: It's not a night stick, right?
(17:17:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Ducky baby!
(17:17:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: No, it's not, Alien.
(17:17:15) Friendly_Alien: Goody.
(17:17:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It's a penis.
(17:17:25) Friendly_Alien: Oh.
(17:17:29) Friendly_Alien: Not cool.
(17:17:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(17:17:38) Friendly_Alien: srsly
(17:17:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- Alien's hopes are dashed.
 
(15:10:56) Mr_Master: Kitten, try that shirt thing at a bar sometime and see if you get free drinks.
(15:11:03) HKitten: I do
(15:11:10) HKitten: >.>;;;; *is cheap, ook?*
(15:11:11) Mr_Master: You're awesome
(15:11:26) Mr_Master: I'd do that every damn place if I was the least bit attractive.
(15:11:28) Mr_Master: XD
(15:11:41) HKitten: I'm sure you can flash your manly bits
(15:11:48) HKitten: but be careful...y​ou might get shot
(15:11:49) Mr_Master: yes. That's when they call the police
(15:11:50) HKitten: D8
(15:12:05) Mr_Master: you don't have to teach me THAT lesson more than five times!
 
(19:53:10) Misha_Hiroki: People bleach their anus so it doesn't have that shit-stained look
(19:53:13) vampire_seduction: wb
(19:53:19) Dawn_Dearest: thanks
(19:53:33) Dawn_Dearest: ....god ew...mental image...dis​gusting...
(19:53:42) kikora: That sounds painful.... But then I am allergic to bleach....
(19:53:48) vampire_seduction: lol
(19:54:00) Misha_Hiroki: I like that image XD
(19:54:00) vampire_seduction: Not really bleach. It's a cream
(19:54:13) Misha_Hiroki: It has bleach in it
(19:54:22) vampire_seduction: orly
(19:54:26) Misha_Hiroki: yarly
(19:54:28) vampire_seduction: Only read a tad on it and got bored
(19:54:54) Misha_Hiroki: I saw a video on TV about it
(19:55:00) vampire_seduction: lol
(19:55:02) Dawn_Dearest: sits back watching conversation while drinking her pepsi
(19:55:31) kikora: No thank you, my skin bleeds when it gets in contact with bleach DX
(19:55:52) vampire_seduction: D:
(19:55:58) vampire_seduction: NO ANAL BLEACHING FOR YOU
(19:56:09) Dawn_Dearest: =(
 
A twofer!

(22:43:43) shyone: How do I get this chat off me screen
(22:44:10) Dawn_Dearest: back yeah they are, but it's about a three hour drive for them to get here
(22:44:12) Misha_Hiroki: You don't it's there forever. It'll hunt you down if you try to close it
(22:44:22) Misha_Hiroki: IT
(22:44:25) Misha_Hiroki: WILL
(22:44:27) Misha_Hiroki: HUNT
(22:44:28) Misha_Hiroki: YOU
(22:44:29) shyone: No seriously
(22:44:36) shyone: How
(22:44:42) Dawn_Dearest: lol click the two triangles
(22:44:44) shyone: I am not playing
(22:44:45) vampire_seduction: Alt+F4
(22:44:56) Dawn_Dearest: or that
(22:45:02) Misha_Hiroki: lulzy
(22:45:08) vampire_seduction: Alt+F4 is quicker, though
(22:45:18) vampire_seduction: Might have to click Yes you are sure, or whatever
(22:45:20) Dawn_Dearest: meh
(22:45:22) Misha_Hiroki: It's true, alt+F4 will close it
(22:45:57) Dawn_Dearest: fuck my life....brb roommates home and found it
(22:46:00) shyone: alt f4 does not work
(22:46:06) shyone: that closes the internet
 
(2009.10.04 - 13:38:41) shyone: Hello
(2009.10.04 - 13:38:58) shyone: How is everyone
(2009.10.04 - 13:40:15) shyone: ?
(2009.10.04 - 13:40:37) BlueMoon: PadanFain logs into the Chat.
(2009.10.04 - 13:40:38) shyone: I hope I did not scare everyone away
(2009.10.04 - 13:40:59) PadanFain: XD
(2009.10.04 - 13:41:12) shyone: :(
(2009.10.04 - 13:41:52) PadanFain hugs shy
(2009.10.04 - 13:42:16) shyone: *Hugs and cuddles Padan*
(2009.10.04 - 13:43:18) shyone: How are you?
(2009.10.04 - 13:43:33) PadanFain licks shy and offers self for ass raping
(2009.10.04 - 13:43:46) PadanFain: i'm good lol
(2009.10.04 - 13:44:31) shyone: I am in a getting ass raped mood today. Feel like sub ;D
(2009.10.04 - 13:44:56) BlueMoon: kikora logs into the Chat.
(2009.10.04 - 13:44:56) PadanFain: well alrighty *mounts*
(2009.10.04 - 13:45:12) shyone: *moans*
(2009.10.04 - 13:45:50) shyone: That feels good :D
(2009.10.04 - 13:46:41) kikora returns... Yawning after a nap
(2009.10.04 - 13:47:15) PadanFain: *heavy panting, sweat glistening, dick sliding in and out*
(2009.10.04 - 13:47:27) PadanFain: you like that, bitch?
(2009.10.04 - 13:47:34) shyone: Hello Kiko. I found someone better ;) Contiunes getting ass raped
(2009.10.04 - 13:47:54) PadanFain: oh, hey kiko
(2009.10.04 - 13:48:18) shyone: Yeah I like that.
(2009.10.04 - 13:48:23) shyone: *moans*
(2009.10.04 - 13:48:31) prettylykSIN: -eyetwitch-
(2009.10.04 - 13:48:44) PadanFain pulls your hair and bites your shoulder
(2009.10.04 - 13:48:49) prettylykSIN: o.o
(2009.10.04 - 13:49:00) prettylykSIN: Use names Padan. >_>
(2009.10.04 - 13:49:10) kikora: Hahaha XD Hey Pretty
(2009.10.04 - 13:49:15) prettylykSIN: Otherwise you're liable to get jaw-rippy
(2009.10.04 - 13:49:38) shyone: *Slaps* I normally don't allow dirty talking, so don't get to over happy.
(2009.10.04 - 13:49:50) PadanFain: ^_^;
(2009.10.04 - 13:50:43) shyone: Now get back to fucking bicth
(2009.10.04 - 13:51:45) PadanFain continues to rape SHY
(2009.10.04 - 13:51:52) prettylykSIN: Thank you!
(2009.10.04 - 13:52:04) shyone: That is better *Moans*
(2009.10.04 - 13:52:11) prettylykSIN is slightly sad she cannot do jaw-rippy now though
(2009.10.04 - 13:52:35) BlueMoon: TheyDontKnowIBurn logs into the Chat.
(2009.10.04 - 13:52:39) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Well, this is interesting.
(2009.10.04 - 13:52:54) kikora glomps Burny
(2009.10.04 - 13:53:11) BlueMoon: Error: Unknown command: /is
(2009.10.04 - 13:53:22) TheyDontKnowIBurn is glomped and then rapes Kiko
(2009.10.04 - 13:53:34) kikora moans
(2009.10.04 - 13:54:19) TheyDontKnowIBurn rapes harder
(2009.10.04 - 13:56:01) shyone: *moans* What is *moans* Jaw-Rippy *Moans*
(2009.10.04 - 13:56:54) kikora counter-rapes
(2009.10.04 - 13:57:20) shyone: Rape me harder, just don't be abusive
(2009.10.04 - 13:58:06) PadanFain thrusts deeper and more vigorously into shy
(2009.10.04 - 13:58:31) prettylykSIN: You really want to know, Shy?
(2009.10.04 - 13:58:50) shyone: ;)
(2009.10.04 - 13:59:48) shyone: Yes I must know *MOANS LOUDLY*
(2009.10.04 - 14:00:00) PadanFain licks teeth and smiles lewdly
(2009.10.04 - 14:00:11) TheyDontKnowIBurn moans and dies
(2009.10.04 - 14:00:44) prettylykSIN: -Leans in close, smiling pleasantly, she strokes Shy's face tenderly- Are you SURE you want to know? -a finger trails along his lips-
(2009.10.04 - 14:00:45) shyone: Yep
(2009.10.04 - 14:05:21) prettylykSIN smiles the most dazziling of smiles and suddenly shifts her hand, cramming three fingers into his mouth and pulling on his jaw, bringing her opposite hand to bear on the top of his head. "Alright then." she whispers, jerking downward on his jaw and drawing blood at the corners of his mouth where the flesh begins to tear. "I'll show you," she laughs, the hand on his forehead dropping and extending two fingers. "Silly boy," she ends, stabbing her slender digits deeply into his sockets and destroying his eyes in one movement. Her muscles snap taut as she begins to wrench his jaw savagely with one hand, the other holding her grip with his eye sockets..
(2009.10.04 - 14:05:42) shyone: *Thrust back towards Pandan* DO YOU LIKE THAT *MOANS*
(2009.10.04 - 14:06:46) shyone: I SAID TELL NOT SHOW BICTH
(2009.10.04 - 14:07:39) shyone: *jaw and eyes reform* I have to look nice for Pandan
(2009.10.04 - 14:08:32) prettylykSIN laughs, her unfaltering smile never ceasing, she gives a final tug on his jaw, severing it from his body and holding it up. She loosens her grip on his face and lets him drop to the floor, gazing lovingly at the lower lip and attached flesh in her right hand. "I always show," She chuckles, stealing a kiss on the lonely chin.
(2009.10.04 - 14:09:22) shyone: *jaws and eyes reform*
(2009.10.04 - 14:09:35) BlueMoon: Lieutenant_Ducky logs into the Chat.
(2009.10.04 - 14:09:52) Lieutenant_Ducky laughs plenty.
(2009.10.04 - 14:09:55) PadanFain: that was beautiful pretty ^_^
(2009.10.04 - 14:10:01) prettylykSIN bows
(2009.10.04 - 14:10:03) Lieutenant_Ducky: Oh Pretty, thank you for the show.
(2009.10.04 - 14:10:05) prettylykSIN: Thank you, thank you
(2009.10.04 - 14:10:49) prettylykSIN: And that, children, is jaw-rippy
(2009.10.04 - 14:10:52) prettylykSIN: :D
 
(20:51:23) Kingschoolyou: HOLY CHAINSAW DILDO'S BATMAN. The Penguin just sodomized the Joker!
 
(00:02:46) prettylykSIN: No, it's not,
(00:05:38) Kingschoolyou: Alright....​who shot the chat?
(00:06:34) kikora: I did
(00:06:43) kikora hides the gun
(00:06:44) Kingschoolyou: >8U!
(00:06:47) vampire_seduction: I shot the sheriff
(00:06:52) vampire_seduction: But I did not shot the BMChat
(00:07:15) Kingschoolyou: lol xD!
(00:07:54) vampire_seduction: :3
 
I love it when King mistypes. Every single time, I snicker. And he gets so upset about it. Heh. :mrgreen:

09:25:20) Kingschoolyou: OMG >< typo fail again......*Typed PhOBOTUCKET.com instead of Photobucket.com*
(09:25:20) Kingschoolyou: D:
 
(10:22:12) TheDuchess gets those cheesy stary eyes
(10:22:20) TheDuchess: hehe
(10:22:20) vampire_seduction: >.>
(10:22:21) vampire_seduction: <.<
(10:22:25) TheDuchess: brb
(10:22:28) vampire_seduction rapes Duchy
(10:22:32) Nihilistic_Impact: What about the monster from the Black Lagoon?
(10:22:35) vampire_seduction: D:
(10:22:36) TheDuchess: HEY!
(10:22:37) vampire_seduction: Noooooooooooooo
(10:22:43) TheDuchess: thats Aku's property!
(10:22:46) vampire_seduction: ohhi
(10:22:58) vampire_seduction: Psht I touches!
(10:22:58) TheDuchess: she is gonna be mad
(10:24:20) AkumaTsuki Round House kicks Vampy all CHUCK NORRIS style cause all Texans can do it
 
(10:26:25) Mr_Master looks down
(10:26:26) TheDuchess use's her duchy powers and strip everyone naked
(10:26:32) The_Broken_Lunatic: XD
(10:26:32) TheDuchess: NOW CUDDLE DAMN IT
(10:26:46) The_Broken_Lunatic grabs Nihil and cuddles with.
(10:26:51) Mr_Master cuddles the entire chat while naked
(10:26:57) TheDuchess: :D
(10:27:01) Misha_Hiroki uses her divine powers to leave the cuddle party and go to the bathroom
(10:27:07) TheDuchess lays in middle cause she can
(10:27:21) Nihilistic_Impact is suddenly nude and cuddled
(10:27:26) The_Broken_Lunatic: X3
(10:27:29) vampire_seduction cuddles himself
(10:27:29) kikora cuddles back, also naked
(10:27:39) Mr_Master: That's right, bitch-Nihily, you're cuddled!
(10:27:46) Ilovegoatse: DADDY
(10:27:50) Ilovegoatse: MOTHERFUCKING CROTCH AROUND
(10:27:51) Ilovegoatse: NOW
(10:27:51) TheDuchess: O.O
(10:27:51) Ilovegoatse: BITCH
(10:27:52) Nihilistic_Impact: Bitch?
(10:27:53) Mr_Master had to specifiy who he was calling "bitch"
(10:27:57) Ilovegoatse: >8UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(10:28:01) Nihilistic_Impact pimp smacks MM
(10:28:04) Ilovegoatse: YOU DADDY
(10:28:05) Mr_Master crotches about with GUSTO!
(10:28:06) Ilovegoatse: YOU'RE THE BITCH!
(10:28:09) The_Broken_Lunatic: LOL
(10:28:10) Ilovegoatse: GUSTO!
(10:28:13) Ilovegoatse: GUSTO FOR REVENGE!
(10:28:17) Mr_Master: REVENGE!
(10:28:24) Ilovegoatse: PEWP!
(10:28:25) TheDuchess: oh noes
(10:28:26) Nihilistic_Impact: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
(10:28:34) TheDuchess: its goaty time!
(10:28:41) The_Broken_Lunatic: FREEDOM!
(10:28:42) Ilovegoatse FARTS BLOOD
(10:28:46) The_Broken_Lunatic: O O
(10:28:50) The_Broken_Lunatic: OH my.
(10:28:54) Nihilistic_Impact: That can't be healthy.
(10:28:56) Ilovegoatse: BLOOD BUBBLES FOR EVERYONE
(10:28:58) Ilovegoatse: DON'T BREATHE IN
(10:29:00) Ilovegoatse: DON'T FUCKING BREATHE IN
(10:29:03) Ilovegoatse lights MM on fire
(10:29:04) The_Broken_Lunatic fingerpaints with Goaste's ass blood.
(10:29:13) TheDuchess: oh god!
(10:29:16) kikora holds her breathe
(10:29:19) kikora: breath*
(10:29:23) Ilovegoatse: MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACKMUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACKMUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACKMUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACKMUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK
 
(13:42:11) Misha_Hiroki crawls out of Aku's vagina
(13:43:58) AkumaTsuki kisses the Gooey Misha
(13:45:07) Misha_Hiroki rubs herself all over Aku
(13:45:18) Nihilistic_Impact: Hmm.
(13:45:23) AkumaTsuki moans and loves it
(13:47:22) Mr_Master: Strip tease, Aku goo, and Misha.
(13:47:28) Mr_Master: My, do some copies and come back to this.
(13:47:45) kikora: Are you complaining?
(13:48:17) Nihilistic_Impact: It is MM.
(13:48:42) Mr_Master: Nihil is right. It's me. I'm clearly not complaining.
(13:48:51) Mr_Master: Or I'm grousing for comedy effect. One or the other.
(13:49:04) The_Broken_Lunatic: Fail.
(13:49:09) The_Broken_Lunatic pets MM.
(13:49:27) Mr_Master: Fail at seeing your striptease? Yes, I failed at that. :(
(13:49:37) Mr_Master murrs and nuzzles
(13:49:38) The_Broken_Lunatic: =P
(13:49:45) The_Broken_Lunatic: One of these day, MM.
(13:49:48) The_Broken_Lunatic: *days
(13:50:13) The_Broken_Lunatic: Hmmmmm, now what to eat...?
(13:50:23) AkumaTsuki: PUDDING
(13:50:27) kikora: FOOD
(13:50:43) Nihilistic_Impact: Fetus!
(13:50:51) kikora: Stop talking about food already!! DX My stomach is eating my backbone already! DX
(13:50:59) The_Broken_Lunatic: Wish I had stuff to make California Rolls.
(13:51:26) Misha_Hiroki crawls back in to mommy Aku's uterus
(13:51:30) The_Broken_Lunatic: > >
(13:51:36) The_Broken_Lunatic watches this amazing spectacle.
(13:52:03) AkumaTsuki: Wait I'm mommy now?
(13:52:03) Nihilistic_Impact: Unbirthing?
(13:52:05) Misha_Hiroki doesn't have to breathe or eat for a while thanks to instant placenta
(13:52:09) Mr_Master: The miracle of birth! In reverse!
 
(14:22:25) Kingschoolyou: Well you know what!?
(14:22:34) Misha_Hiroki smites kingsy
(14:22:38) AkumaTsuki: YOU KNOW WHAT
(14:22:40) AkumaTsuki: 'FUCK YOU ALL
(14:22:41) AkumaTsuki: RAWR
(14:22:47) The_Broken_Lunatic: > >
(14:22:47) AkumaTsuki poofs again
(14:22:48) vampire_seduction fucks Aku
(14:22:53) vampire_seduction: :V
(14:24:06) Kingschoolyou: [color=yell​ow]MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTA
(14:24:13) kikora: FAIL
(14:24:13) Misha_Hiroki: Fail
(14:24:15) Kingschoolyou: fail.
(14:24:24) vampire_seduction: Copied and posted
(14:24:25) Kingschoolyou dies of astronimacal chat fail.
(14:24:34) Kingschoolyou: FUCKING CHRIST
(14:24:40) The_Broken_Lunatic: Hahaha.
(14:24:41) Kingschoolyou: ASTRONOMICAL.
(14:24:53) Kingschoolyou kills his keyboard for betraying him three days in a row.
14:25:08) kikora: Can you stop failing?? I am choking on molten cheese now!
(14:25:11) Misha_Hiroki: [color=yell​ow]MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTA
(14:25:18) kikora: You make this shit go up my nose and I will kill you.
(14:25:18) Misha_Hiroki: Hmm
(14:25:20) Mr_Master: King, your reactions to your failures are what makes you so entertaining. I'm glad you have a sense of humor about the whole thing.
(14:25:20) Kingschoolyou: QUIT COPYING MY FAIL.
(14:25:35) Misha_Hiroki: I swear I was under the character limit
(14:25:36) Kingschoolyou: :p
(14:25:52) Misha_Hiroki: It's deceptive
(14:25:53) The_Broken_Lunatic chokes on her hot pocket.
(14:26:02) vampire_seduction: MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK MUSTARD GAS ATTACK
(14:26:04) vampire_seduction: noobs
 
(14:28:13) Misha_Hiroki: AGH I'M SUDDENLY VERY HORNY
(14:28:19) Kingschoolyou: It has been immortalize​d into the funny.
(14:28:24) vampire_seduction shows her man penis
(14:28:26) vampire_seduction: This should help
(14:28:30) Misha_Hiroki: CURSE THIS NOT BEING AT HOME SO I CAN'T MASTURBATE WHENEVER I WANT
(14:28:31) vampire_seduction: lawlz rite
(14:28:43) vampire_seduction gives Misha straight vanilla sex
(14:28:52) Misha_Hiroki cries
(14:28:52) Mr_Master: o_O
(14:28:58) Mr_Master: cruel, cruel man
(14:29:02) vampire_seduction: :{
(14:29:03) Kingschoolyou: o_O
(14:29:07) vampire_seduction: Mr. Moustache strikes again
 
(14:31:22) Misha_Hiroki: Push Aku mommy!
(14:31:30) kikora puts on vibrating panties and doctor gown
(14:31:32) AkumaTsuki pushes
(14:31:42) Mr_Master gets in the catcher position
(14:31:43) Misha_Hiroki crowns
(14:31:50) kikora: Breath now... I see the head!
(14:31:52) Mr_Master: I see the head!
(14:31:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Jebus.
(14:32:00) Mr_Master: XD
(14:32:09) kikora shoves MM aside "I get choked here!"
(14:32:10) The_Broken_Lunatic: > >
(14:32:10) Mr_Master dabs kiko's brow
(14:32:15) The_Broken_Lunatic videotapes
(14:32:16) Misha_Hiroki: Twinny! Come be born with me!
(14:32:18) AkumaTsuki: No Jebus...just Misha
(14:32:18) Mr_Master: I remembered that, sorry.
(14:32:22) Nihilistic_Impact: You ready to have a baby!
(14:32:34) AkumaTsuki cries and screams like women are supposed to do
(14:32:45) kikora: Push again Aku! Breathe, in and out!
(14:32:49) Nihilistic_Impact: That isn't an absolute demon spawn.
(14:32:55) The_Broken_Lunatic zooms in on Aku's face.
(14:33:05) Misha_Hiroki 's head comes out all the way\
(14:33:06) AkumaTsuki: I fucking hate you you piece of shit for knocking me up I WANT TO CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS
(14:33:20) The_Broken_Lunatic: O o
(14:33:21) Kingschoolyou: How the fuck did this happen? o_O
(14:33:23) Misha_Hiroki: I don't have balls!
(14:33:32) AkumaTsuki is blaming MM
(14:33:38) The_Broken_Lunatic zooms out and zooms in on MM
(14:33:38) AkumaTsuki always blames MM
(14:33:39) Misha_Hiroki squees
(14:33:49) kikora: Alright, the head is out, now one more bg push!!
(14:34:07) Nihilistic_Impact: Emergency C section!
(14:34:11) Misha_Hiroki: YES!
(14:34:13) The_Broken_Lunatic: Seems strange that you're straining to push Misha out when she crawled up in there with ease.
(14:34:16) AkumaTsuki: ....
(14:34:26) Mr_Master: Wait, so Misha is my littler sis, my boss, my Goddess and now my daughter?
(14:34:30) The_Broken_Lunatic: ...maybe that's just me.
(14:34:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WAIT
(14:34:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WAIT
(14:34:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WAIT
(14:34:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WTF
(14:34:43) AkumaTsuki: No
(14:34:47) Nihilistic_Impact: Don't question it.
(14:34:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: THERE IS NO NEED TO BE REBORN.
(14:34:53) The_Broken_Lunatic: > >
(14:35:01) The_Broken_Lunatic QUESTIONS AUTHORITY
(14:35:02) Kingschoolyou: LMAO
(14:35:04) The_Broken_Lunatic: DX
(14:35:06) Misha_Hiroki is laughing so hard she can't breathe
(14:35:11) Mr_Master: But Misha wants to be born again!
(14:35:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I call motherfucking shenanagins.
(14:35:21) The_Broken_Lunatic: BIRTH HER IN WATER
(14:35:22) The_Broken_Lunatic: DX
(14:35:29) The_Broken_Lunatic: MAKE HER SWIM
(14:35:30) kikora is waiting for misha to be born so she can be strangled... Damnit!
(14:35:31) AkumaTsuki: Hmmm drowning
(14:35:39) AkumaTsuki pops of Misha
(14:35:46) Mr_Master: Kiko was promised an umbilical cord strangling
(14:35:46) Kingschoolyou: Misha.....you've once again, thrown the chat into utter chaos.
(14:35:47) AkumaTsuki: ^out
(14:35:51) kikora spanks Misha
(14:35:54) Misha_Hiroki gets out to her shoulders
(14:35:59) The_Broken_Lunatic: Ohshit, ki...
(14:36:01) Misha_Hiroki: and the rest
(14:36:02) Mr_Master activates Kiko's vibrating panties
(14:36:07) The_Broken_Lunatic runs and takes cover
(14:36:11) Misha_Hiroki strangles kiko
(14:36:20) kikora is in bliss!!!
(14:36:22) Misha_Hiroki ends up popping her head off
(14:36:32) Mr_Master: !
(14:36:36) Mr_Master turns off the panties.
(14:36:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- just vomits everywhere.
(14:36:39) kikora: Too... Much... Bliss....
 
(21:57:45) BlisteredBlood: Well Dawn, I can help you there.
(21:57:56) Dawn_Dearest: Oh?
(21:58:18) BlisteredBlood: Just let it build up your thighs and penetrate your body like an oncoming orgasm then release! Let it build up and release!
(21:58:39) Misha_Hiroki: Angrygasm?
(21:58:52) Kingschoolyou: LOL LC III FTW
(21:58:57) BlisteredBlood: Resulting in a massive Shoop Da Whoop of anger, yes.
(21:59:00) Misha_Hiroki: GOATY! MY TAINT ITCHES
(21:59:05) The_Broken_Lunatic: LAWL
(21:59:38) Kingschoolyou: DOCTOROCTAMOTHERFUCKINGGONNAPUSS RRRRRBLBRRBLRBLBLBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(21:59:47) The_Broken_Lunatic: > >
(22:00:08) Dawn_Dearest: Well, first before I can fully bitch her out, I need to read the whole topic...
(22:00:10) Misha_Hiroki smites kingsy
(22:00:15) The_Broken_Lunatic sedates King with tryptophan by shoving a whole turkey down his throat
(22:00:22) Kingschoolyou: I downloaded that video from Youtube in WMA format :D
(22:00:41) The_Broken_Lunatic: Which topic, Dawn?
(22:00:50) The_Broken_Lunatic: She's jumping from topic to topic.
(22:00:55) Erato: Who we bitching out?
(22:00:55) Kingschoolyou kersplodes from the resulting smite/sedation turkey shoving style.
(22:00:59) Dawn_Dearest: Lol, all of em
(22:01:04) BlisteredBlood shows them by demonstrating this, instantly sprouting a metallic set of tentacles. channeling the energy from within the recesses of his body then fires an atomic blast of SHOOP DA WHOOP at DevilEyes.
(22:01:39) Kingschoolyou: Doctor Octa BlisterBlood?
(22:01:44) Kingschoolyou: BLAAAAAAAAAAH
(22:01:48) BlisteredBlood: Damn straight.
(22:02:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm annoyed with stupid women.
(22:02:15) The_Broken_Lunatic is annoyed with stupid....period
(22:02:16) BlisteredBlood: That would be weird. Seeing my avatar looking like that for some reason.
(22:02:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Particularly one stupid woman who puts emoticons in every post.
(22:02:26) Misha_Hiroki: Join the club, Hahvy. We have jackets
(22:02:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Oh, do they have fleecy insides?
(22:02:41) The_Broken_Lunatic wants one
(22:02:56) Kingschoolyou: That would be hilarious BB.
(22:03:20) Erato: I'm right there with you, Hahvoc.
(22:03:21) Misha_Hiroki: Yes
(22:03:24) Dawn_Dearest: But.....sadly.....I have to leave for the evening...If someone could PM the link to that forum, I'll read it in the morning.
(22:03:27) kikora: Ah fuck the pain is back!! Damnit!! Misha gut me! I can't take anymore pain medicine right now! DX
(22:03:37) Misha_Hiroki: GLADLY!
(22:03:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Era.
(22:03:48) BlisteredBlood: Better yet! I think I have an image of him doing just that!
(22:03:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3
(22:03:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Kiko, put a hot pack on your side.
(22:04:00) Erato: <3! Hahvoc!
(22:04:01) BlisteredBlood: *needs to upload it to PhotoBucket*
(22:04:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Have you been reading the thread with Devils Eyes in it?
(22:04:16) Misha_Hiroki guts Kiko, pulling out her intestines and cant help herself from choking her with them.
(22:04:33) Dawn_Dearest: Me? Yes thats the thread
(22:04:35) The_Broken_Lunatic is about to choke a bitch
(22:04:35) Erato: Link me?
(22:04:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- nuzzles Era.
(22:04:40) kikora: Can't feel any worst then what I am feeling now... DX
(22:04:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="https://bluemoonroleplaying.com/forums/">https://bluemoonroleplaying.com/forums/</a><!-- m --> ... ?f=26&t=85​62&p=279153#p279153
(22:04:59) Erato Nuzzles Hahvoc back and fondles Misha.
(22:05:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Link.
(22:05:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: :3
(22:05:09) kikora: And hot makes it worst Hahvy... Cold doesn't help much either... I just wait it out....
(22:05:34) BlisteredBlood:
UndertakerS​hoopDaWhoop.jpg
Something like this, King?
(22:05:42) Misha_Hiroki: Can't we just have her banned? Does this not qualify as bannable for being an idiot? Please make the painful stupidity end!
(22:06:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ):
(22:06:09) BlisteredBlood: Wait. I got that wrong.
(22:06:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm sorry, Kiko.
(22:06:17) Kingschoolyou: Img fail lol
(22:06:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I would massage your side. D:
(22:06:28) kikora feels sympathetic for the girl since she has been in a simular situation of having her foot shoved down her own throat.
(22:06:33) BlisteredBlood:
UndertakerShoopDaWhoop.jpg

(22:06:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD!!!!!!
(22:06:45) BlisteredBlood: There we go.
(22:06:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Oh, BB. I love you.
(22:06:54) The_Broken_Lunatic: LAWL
(22:07:14) Kingschoolyou: YES! OH GOD YES!
(22:07:22) BlisteredBlood takes a bow.
(22:07:33) BlisteredBlood: Thank you, one and all.
(22:07:34) The_Broken_Lunatic rapes BB again
(22:07:40) Dawn_Dearest: Lol, anyway, Time for me to head off. I'll be back in the morning. By the way nice image BB
(22:07:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I would ask for your hand in marriage, but I already did that with Kite. Forcefully too.
(22:07:51) BlisteredBlood enjoy's Lunatic's raping.
(22:08:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- rolls about.
(22:08:09) The_Broken_Lunatic: DAMN RIGHT YOU DO
(22:08:10) The_Broken_Lunatic: DX
(22:08:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- makes love to Luny.
(22:08:42) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Hahvy!
(22:08:50) TheyDontKnowIBurn sexes Hahvy
(22:08:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YES
(22:08:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: o.o
(22:08:56) BlisteredBlood: DAMN STRAIGHT I DID.
 
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