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Jolie
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- Joined
- Sep 16, 2014
- Location
- Bi-Coastal
Last few weeks, I spent more time traveling than I care to think about. You may ask then, "Jolie! What do you do at six in the morning when you can't sleep and have to kill three hours before you can do anything useful?"
Good question! I'm glad you asked. It turns out you can snag breakfast and free Wifi at McDonalds. I have settled on Fruit & Maple Oatmeal as my breakfast of choice. But I can only do that so many days in a row before wondering if I can get that Prozac prescription I had a few years back refilled. So the alternative, is to wander into whatever store happens to be open and um stare at whatever they happen to have for sale.
As you might notice by the above cell-phone snapped pic, you can actually get a lot of those TV-advertised wonder-products--the kind advertised late at night, the one's that let you buy a second set free if you'll just pay the $15.99 shipping and handling charge--in stores. Doesn't everyone need two Wax Vacs?
Thankfully, this week will be easier, albeit, I won't make as much money. On another note, I had pork fried intestines for lunch today. I didn't take a photograph, but I found a suitable pic on the internet (lucky you):
The funny thing is that I didn't actually order intestines. They just brought them to me and I kind of shrugged and figured, "Why not?"
I had started diving in, eager to try a new dish, when the cook came up and apologized profusely to me for giving me the wrong dish. He then gave me the right dish, so I had twice the food.
Again, an example of the universe wanting me to be fat! The universe also wants me to help market custom-branded, lab-tested, medical-marijuana, but that's another story and one I firmly resist even if I keep getting calls ... the last one from Colorado while I was trying to eat my pork intestines.
In case the pork intestines freaked you out, I apologize and will provide an alternate food product photo to settle your tummy:
Now, in case the Vegemite freaked you out, I apologize and will provide an alternate Australian related photo to (I was going to say stir your loins, but I realized that wouldn't be true for all my readers) make you feel less tummy troubled:
Still, in case Chris Hemsworth freaked you out rather than settling your tummy, ...."
Actually, I'll stop here; it's beginning to feel like, If You Feed a Mouse a Cookie."
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As you might notice by the above cell-phone snapped pic, you can actually get a lot of those TV-advertised wonder-products--the kind advertised late at night, the one's that let you buy a second set free if you'll just pay the $15.99 shipping and handling charge--in stores. Doesn't everyone need two Wax Vacs?
Thankfully, this week will be easier, albeit, I won't make as much money. On another note, I had pork fried intestines for lunch today. I didn't take a photograph, but I found a suitable pic on the internet (lucky you):
The funny thing is that I didn't actually order intestines. They just brought them to me and I kind of shrugged and figured, "Why not?"
I had started diving in, eager to try a new dish, when the cook came up and apologized profusely to me for giving me the wrong dish. He then gave me the right dish, so I had twice the food.
Again, an example of the universe wanting me to be fat! The universe also wants me to help market custom-branded, lab-tested, medical-marijuana, but that's another story and one I firmly resist even if I keep getting calls ... the last one from Colorado while I was trying to eat my pork intestines.
In case the pork intestines freaked you out, I apologize and will provide an alternate food product photo to settle your tummy:
Now, in case the Vegemite freaked you out, I apologize and will provide an alternate Australian related photo to (I was going to say stir your loins, but I realized that wouldn't be true for all my readers) make you feel less tummy troubled:
Still, in case Chris Hemsworth freaked you out rather than settling your tummy, ...."
Actually, I'll stop here; it's beginning to feel like, If You Feed a Mouse a Cookie."
