Parasite Eve Roleplay OOC

[XavierZeherisHarper]

Driving is a skill, but it is used for trick driving, like boot leg turns, ramming, jumping gaps. That kinda stuff. Point A to Point B can be done by anyone.

 

[Micbunny]

Ok, so my original idea of having Allison offer to drive Allen would have worked.

 

[explodingiggy]

Sounds like it

 

[Micbunny]

Is it weird that I find having Allison referred to as Auntie anything by a little kid is adorably hilarious?

 

[explodingiggy]

Allen got 'Uncle Werewolf'

 

[Micbunny]

That one was a real howl.

 

[explodingiggy]

SO MANY PUNS XD

 

[XavierZeherisHarper]

Monica has already been corrupted! *anime tears* May Cuteness Begin!

 

[explodingiggy]

And so it shall

 

[Micbunny]

Begun, the cuteness has. Over done, this typing style is.

 

[explodingiggy]

In Soviet Russia....

 

[Micbunny]

Banks rob you..... wait a minute.

 

[explodingiggy]

WELL PLAYED MICBUNNY!

 

[XavierZeherisHarper]

I thought that happened everywhere...

 

[explodingiggy]

That was the point x3

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van"

Greatest poem ever right there

 

[Micbunny]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

I have that up there as great poems too.

 

[explodingiggy]

Yup. Pineapple platter works for that one too

 

[XavierZeherisHarper]

And... I got... nothing. Oh wait! Something golden!
........................................................................
A one shot kill pistol!
Hah! You thought I'd say Silence!

 

[explodingiggy]

I feel like that was a 007 reference

 

[Micbunny]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unnngggg I'm a zombie
And now so are you.

 

[XavierZeherisHarper]

No!! I'm a walking corpse!!! I never wanted to be _anything_ like Edward!!!

 

[explodingiggy]

Edward Cullen is a sparkling pedophile who lives in a tree, not an undead, or a vampire

 

[Micbunny]

But you wouldn't have a br.... wait.

Well you'd also be unattrac.... damn it.

You wouldn't sparkle?

 

[explodingiggy]

I'm confused on how twilight got so popular.. it was terribly written

 

[Micbunny]

And it promotes abusive relationships.