If I was invisible...

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd steal your turquoise bolo tie.

 

[Revnarh]

I'd touch you without paying extra.

 

[Camille]

...I'd steal one of your blue-flame torches! They're prettyyyyyyy!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd whisper 'Giddy-Up, Cowgirl' in your ear.

 

[Revnarh]

I would try to prank other people by making them think that I'm a ghost...like spongebob did.

(Torch? Do you mean my magical staff or the blue flames in my hand?)

 

[Foxy Lady]

I'd steal Revnarh's hat - I like hats.

 

[lowblow emma]

I'd stroke those muscles.

 

[Hexxed4Life]

I'd play a very long bongo solo on that ass.

 

[Dane Stalling]

I'd dance like nobody was watching to that bongo solo.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

I'd slowly untie your tie from behind you while softly kissing your neck.

 

[Dane Stalling]

I'd slide off your glove and kiss your hand.

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

^...always a Gentleman ^

I'd wait for you to remove my other glove.

 

[Dane Stalling]

I'd take off your other glove and put your hand over my heart. Feel that? It's speeding up.

 

[UnluckyGambit]

I'd probably yell, "bow chicka bow wow." at you too be walking away.

 

[Dane Stalling]

I'd take a red pen to your grammar, taking into account that you probably thumb-typed it while driving in rush hour traffic.

 

[Hexxed4Life]

I'd spend all day sitting in your lap, because I bet it's comfy.

 

[Dane Stalling]

That doesn't require invisibility.

I'd unzip that top of yours. It's zipped up waaaay too high.

 

[Hexxed4Life]

That also doesn't require invisibility.

I would make passionate love to you in public places.

 

[Camille]

I'd dye your hair pink to match your pink clothes and pink shoes!

 

[Hexxed4Life]

I would shave the sides of her head and dye what was left of your hair to look like a rainbow. Do NOT touching my hair unless you're pulling it during a rough fuck.

 

[Camille]

(Ohhh...you like it rough, eh?)

Would lasso and hogtie her before branding the letter "M" on her juicy thigh! ("M" standing for "Meanie!")

 

[Hexxed4Life]

(On occasion, yes!)

I would save a horse and ride you instead!

 

[Camille]

^^ (Be sure to wear your spurs! I like it a bit rough, too!)

I'd draw a happy face on that sexy tummy of hers!

 

[Hexxed4Life]

I'd giggle because I'm ticklish and then draw "Insert Tongue Here" on your belly with an arrow pointing down. And then I'd follow my instructions!

 

[XXtraPrince]

I'd watch, from close range. This is far too good to miss!