I got my period, but...

I don't like the phrase 'blood gate'! Or 'meat curtain', as long as we're on the subject.

How about Oyster Ditch and Lap Rocket?

Both bad, as is 'fuzzy clam' and 'axe wound'.

There really aren't good names for the vulva. ;_;

Pussy and cunt are perfectly serviceable words for vagina. Vagina is a terribly awkward word which I hate saying. I got in trouble back during sex ed because I had this opinion and would happily use cunt (and cock) in class when I was twelve.

Cunt I sorta see as okay, but even then, it's a mixed response. I mean, that's like me identifying as 'queer', but having the discomfort of knowing its origins.

And in class and when explaining things, I refuse to use anything but formal language. My mother sometimes says 'his weener' or 'her you-know-what' around me when discussing what happened at the hospital, and I'm offended.