I got my period, but...

[Kawamura]

I don't like the phrase 'blood gate'! Or 'meat curtain', as long as we're on the subject.

 

[Broomhandle45]

How about Oyster Ditch and Lap Rocket?

 

[Kawamura]

Both bad, as is 'fuzzy clam' and 'axe wound'.

There really aren't good names for the vulva. ;_;

 

[Mia Tepes]

Pussy and cunt are perfectly serviceable words for vagina. Vagina is a terribly awkward word which I hate saying. I got in trouble back during sex ed because I had this opinion and would happily use cunt (and cock) in class when I was twelve.

 

[Kawamura]

Cunt I sorta see as okay, but even then, it's a mixed response. I mean, that's like me identifying as 'queer', but having the discomfort of knowing its origins.

And in class and when explaining things, I refuse to use anything but formal language. My mother sometimes says 'his weener' or 'her you-know-what' around me when discussing what happened at the hospital, and I'm offended.