Epic Chat Quotes

(15:52:21) Nowfaleena: um hahvoc I know that this is going to sound stupid but what face is the \o/ what does it represent?
(15:52:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Like...throwing your arms up in joy.
(15:52:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: like \o/ HELL YEAH
(15:52:56) Mr_Master: the \ / are arms, and the o is a head
(15:53:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- snugs Zal.
(15:53:15) Nowfaleena: oh ok I get it now, sorry I am slow in many areas....
(15:53:26) Mr_Master: Now you have yet another emoti to add to your collection. ^^
(15:53:46) Nowfaleena: yep
(15:53:50) Mr_Master: Nowf, everybody has to get exposed to things for the first time. This was just yours. No need to worry about it.
(15:53:55) Mr_Master: here.
(15:53:59) Zalvek purrs.
(15:53:59) Mr_Master exposes self to Nowf.
(15:54:04) Mr_Master: Now we got that over with.
(15:54:05) Zalvek: o3o;
(15:54:11) Nowfaleena: 0.o
(15:54:17) Mr_Master:
(15:54:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(15:54:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- exposes chest to Fal.
(15:54:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: BEEEEWBS
(15:54:47) Mr_Master: You WILL see a naked narwhal in this chat!
(15:54:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: 83

(16:16:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: CHAT IS MOVING WAY TOO FAST
(16:17:00) vampire_seduction rapes Aku back "I LOVE YOU TOO HONEY"
(16:17:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- ADD MODE
(16:17:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: sjhgksdhlgd
(16:17:03) HKitten: yes...please, take off your shirt, plump those breasts and go "Oooh..Mister Maaaassssster~"
(16:17:09) HKitten enjoys
(16:17:09) AkumaTsuki: STUPID BLOCKHEAD
(16:17:12) Mr_Master: ...
(16:17:18) Zalvek: .... o-o;
(16:17:24) AkumaTsuki: Hhavy need me to fix?
(16:17:32) My_Apocalypse_Pony SEXES EVERY ONE CAUSE RAPE IS FOR VIOLENT PEOPLE
(16:17:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: There were bewbs and I missed it?!
(16:17:37) Mr_Master: I WAS JUST WAITING FOR AN EMAIL AT THE FAX MACHINE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
(16:17:43) AkumaTsuki dresses up like Santa and rapes the chat hoping to traumatise it into being slower

(16:26:45) Laudanum: Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
(16:26:49) Nowfaleena: oh come on...I am not that big...only 125 pounds...
(16:26:59) vampire_seduction: o.o
(16:27:06) Zalvek: XD
(16:27:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DON"T YOU TOUCH MY MILKSHAKE, LAUD
(16:27:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU
(16:27:56) HKitten hands HR a knife.
(16:27:57) Nowfaleena pokes Hkitten.
(16:28:01) HKitten replaces it with a spoon
(16:28:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- waves around a deadly...spoon!
(16:28:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8U
(16:28:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SPOON OF DEATH AND BLOOD.
(16:28:21) Zalvek: D:

(16:59:49) PadanFain keeps drinking
(16:59:55) Mr_Master nuzzles Aku and kisses her deeply.
(17:00:14) Alucard426: wow work calls again
(17:00:21) Nowfaleena continues to back away from Padanfin a bit scared
(17:00:33) Mr_Master slips something in Paddy's drink that may or may not rhyme with Farwhal Femen.

(07:45:38) prettylykSIN sings the Child Catcher song in a deep creepy voice.
(07:46:05) PadanFain edges away
(07:47:44) prettylykSIN: Come little children, I'll take you away. Off to a land of games and play.
(07:48:10) prettylykSIN: Come little children I'll take you away. Off to a land where you will... STAY!
(07:48:25) PadanFain: 0_0;
(07:50:11) prettylykSIN loves Joe Black
(07:50:43) PadanFain loves...breakin' stuff
(07:51:26) prettylykSIN breaks Padan
(07:51:45) PadanFain is brokeded
(07:51:59) prettylykSIN: Whoops~
(07:52:14) prettylykSIN hides the body under the couch.
(07:52:41) PadanFain makes the living room smell funny
(07:54:07) prettylykSIN sprays Fabreeze everywhere

Congratulations Goaty! :-D Again....apparently...

(15:24:28) Ilovegoatse: DADDY >8U
(15:26:37) Mr_Master: Goaty!
(15:26:40) Mr_Master: Son!
(15:26:41) Mr_Master: Bagel!
(15:26:43) Mr_Master: What is it?
(15:28:03) Ilovegoatse: DADDY I WANT MONEY
(15:28:06) Ilovegoatse: I'M GETTING MARRIED AGAIN
(15:28:38) DJBayview: HE'S MARRYING MY SECOND PENIS~
(15:28:45) DJBayview: DO I GET A DOWRY TOO?!?!
(15:29:26) Zalvek: Wait... second?
(15:29:51) Mr_Master: I'm still paying off your last wedding!
(15:29:55) DJBayview: indeed. I have two penises. Makes 3-somes ridiculous.
(15:30:07) Zalvek: Hmmm. o-o;
(15:30:11) Zalvek: I guess that's convenient for them?
(15:30:19) Mr_Master: Sadly, both penises are the size of my pinky.
(15:30:25) DJBayview: AND me! win/win you see
(15:30:34) Zalvek: -nod- -nod-
(15:30:47) Mr_Master: On the other hand, I have large pinkies. Not as large as DJ's, but whose are?
(15:30:49) DJBayview: no, in reality they are the size of MY pinky
(15:30:57) DJBayview: indeed.
(15:31:59) Mr_Master: Wow, Deej, you're turning into quite the freak. Here I thought I was unusual by being a marine mammal, but you're much more of a mutant than I could hope to be.
(15:32:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MUTANT FREAKS GO!
(15:32:26) DJBayview: you can understand my dislike for the majority of humanity then.
(15:32:37) Mr_Master: Indeed!
(15:32:39) DJBayview: and why I reside in the depths of PVP.
(15:32:52) Mr_Master: We've got to get you a telapathy-proof helmet, sir.
(15:33:01) Mr_Master: telepathy
(15:33:03) Mr_Master: bah
(15:33:14) DJBayview: indeed. I understood.
(15:34:07) Ilovegoatse: UH DADDY
(15:34:12) Ilovegoatse: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FINANCIAL SITUATION
(15:34:22) Ilovegoatse: OR SPENDING YOUR OLD PEOPLE HOME MONEY
(15:34:25) Ilovegoatse: I WANT A WEDDING
(15:34:26) Ilovegoatse: NAOWWWW
(15:34:42) Ilovegoatse: DADDY YOU ARE SO SELFISH!
(15:35:10) Mr_Master: >8U I need my old people home money!
(15:35:34) Zalvek: XD
(15:37:26) My_Apocalypse_Pony: ^^ MM its your duty as his fater to pay for the wedding
(15:37:44) Mr_Master: but he just had one last night!
(15:37:51) Mr_Master: I crotched with the bride and everything!
(15:37:59) DJBayview: AND TO GIVE ME A DOWRY... OR RATHER MY SECOND PENIS A DOWRY.
(15:38:15) Mr_Master: CHOOSE WEDDING OR DOWRY, NOT BOTH!
(15:38:20) My_Apocalypse_Pony: buthe is your SON
(15:38:30) My_Apocalypse_Pony: &but he
(15:38:36) Mr_Master crais!
(15:38:54) My_Apocalypse_Pony: MM a good father would not complain
(15:39:05) Mitsu: Wow, I came back to some serious stuff.
(15:39:14) Ilovegoatse: YEAH DADDY
(15:39:23) Mr_Master: YES A GOOD FATHER WOULD, IF HE WAS FATHER TO GOATY!
(15:39:24) Ilovegoatse: A GOOD DADDY WOULD PAY FOR THE FUCKING WEDDING
(15:39:28) Ilovegoatse: SO PAY, NOW
(15:39:35) Mr_Master: .8\______________/
(15:39:35) Ilovegoatse beats the shit out of Daddy
(15:39:40) DJBayview: AND A DOWRY GRAMPS~
(15:39:43) Mr_Master SKREEMS!
(15:39:45) Ilovegoatse SKREAMZ
(15:39:55) Ilovegoatse: LESS COMPLAINING
(15:39:57) Ilovegoatse: MOAR WEDDING
(15:39:59) DJBayview OMGWTFBBQSAUCES
(15:40:02) Mr_Master: LESS BEATING
(15:40:12) Mr_Master: MOAR SHUTTING THE HELL UP!
(15:40:13) vampire_seduction marries goatse and DJ
(15:40:23) Mr_Master pays for it
(15:40:35) My_Apocalypse_Pony: YAY
(15:40:36) Mr_Master: >8U

(14:47:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- smacks MM.
(14:47:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DON"T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE.
(14:47:55) Mr_Master: >8U
(14:48:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8U
(14:48:03) Mr_Master LOOKS!
(14:48:05) The_Broken_Lunatic: X3
(14:48:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pokes out his eyes-
(14:48:18) Zalvek: o-o
(14:48:21) Zalvek: Hav be nice!
(14:48:57) Mr_Master: Blindness will not keep me from seeing!
(14:48:59) Mr_Master: Oh, wait.
(14:49:01) Mr_Master: yes it will.
(14:49:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DERp
(14:49:15) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- smacks him for being a dumbwhal.
(14:49:23) Mr_Master: XD
(14:49:26) Zalvek: D:
(14:49:39) Mr_Master: ILLNESS MAKES YOU CRANKY!
(14:49:48) Mr_Master is trying out sonar by shouting and listening for the echoes

(16:03:14) The_Broken_Lunatic: Nihil, Aku, Erato, and I are gods of this SM world.
(16:03:27) The_Broken_Lunatic: Got it?
(16:03:30) The_Broken_Lunatic: GODS
(16:03:32) AkumaTsuki: YAY I am a god
(16:03:37) The_Broken_Lunatic laughs maniacally
(16:03:42) Nihilistic_Impact: I'm a god of something I hardly understand?
(16:03:49) AkumaTsuki uses her GOD abilites to smite CHAT
(16:03:52) AkumaTsuki: SMITE
(16:03:53) AkumaTsuki: SMITE
(16:03:55) AkumaTsuki: SMITE
(16:04:05) The_Broken_Lunatic LOVES DESTROYING
(16:04:15) Nihilistic_Impact casts vengeful fist
(16:04:39) Erato Uses her God-dom to gather minions loyal to the death for her cause.
(16:04:51) Misha_Hiroki reverses the smiting onto Aku with her own God abilities
(16:05:31) vampire_seduction resurrects Raotpr Jesus style
(16:05:39) The_Broken_Lunatic: We've decided to also begin with the original senshi so that they can be brutally killed off one by one.
(16:05:43) The_Broken_Lunatic: =D
(16:05:47) vampire_seduction revives chat Raptor Jesus style
(16:05:49) AkumaTsuki: Did I just die and get healed before I knew it
(16:05:59) The_Broken_Lunatic: It's called rape, Aku.

(23:28:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Lindt chocolate is fucking delicious.
(23:28:47) Nowfaleena: IT IS!!!
(23:29:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Their truffles are nasty, but their milk chocolate bars are orgasms with every bite.
(23:29:33) Mr_Master: Hahvy? Linking bites with orgasms? Who'd have figured?
(23:29:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: x3
(23:29:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- preens.
(23:30:00) Mr_Master snugs
(23:30:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- snugs back.
(23:30:07) Nowfaleena: I actually like there truggles, at least if they are what I am thinking, there chocolate bars are good too, I like freezing them too.
(23:30:30) Mr_Master: I know it's a typo? But I just fell in love with the word "truggles"
(23:30:39) Nowfaleena: *their, truffles
(23:30:45) Nowfaleena: lol um thanks
(23:30:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(23:31:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- loved that IBM commercial. So many sexy accents.
(23:31:13) Mr_Master: Now, would truggles be a noun, or a verb?
(23:31:17) Mr_Master truggles Hahvy
(23:31:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: TRUGGLING
(23:31:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- likes it?
(23:31:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(23:31:31) Nowfaleena: hmm truggles is a amusing word...I just fell in love with my typo. It is a verb.
(23:31:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: UP UP UP UP UP UP
(23:31:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- has a seizure.
(23:31:45) Mr_Master: !!
(23:31:52) Mr_Master: From the truggling or the chocolate?

(03:04:06) Cheshire_Smirk: Curls up in a corner.
(03:04:10) Mitsu: Hmm... ever get a bit of hay stuck under your nail? Imagine that in your gums.
(03:04:11) Cheshire_Smirk: Customers were nasty at me all day :<
(03:04:17) Nihilistic_Impact lounges
(03:04:26) Neurok_Shinobi pats Chesire and offers condolences.
(03:04:28) Cheshire_Smirk: I just want a hug and a cuddle v.v
(03:04:29) Anansi: When the customer fucks with you, you fuck right back
(03:04:37) Cheshire_Smirk: But then I become unemployed.
(03:04:48) Cheshire_Smirk: And then comes the short rent and the homelessness and the prostitution.
(03:04:52) Ms_Muffintops: *hugs cheshire*?
(03:04:57) Cheshire_Smirk: <3
(03:05:13) Ms_Muffintops: ^^
(03:05:20) Lieutenant_Ducky: If I were a prostitute, I'd have way more money in the bank account.
(03:05:33) Cheshire_Smirk: Pokes Muffin in the nose.
(03:05:35) Neurok_Shinobi: Le sigh... no one is on to rp with.
(03:05:45) Anansi: Honestly, prostitution gets a bad rap, you're you're own boss, you get laid, meet interesting people...
(03:05:53) Anansi: Well depending on how you manage yourself
(03:05:54) Nihilistic_Impact: Not really Ducky. You wouldn't want to put that money in the bank.
(03:06:20) Lieutenant_Ducky snickers.
(03:06:29) Anansi: I've known prostitutes but never been related to one, though my mom is always talking about having to work the corner to feed us even though she doesn't pay for my food
(03:06:50) Cheshire_Smirk: Then you meet some dick like Vince Offers and end up skinny again, one slap at a time.
(03:06:51) Nihilistic_Impact: You'd want to launder that money first, probably through some property venture or something.
(03:06:56) Cheshire_Smirk: Whether or not you loved his nuts.
(03:07:15) Cheshire_Smirk: Sorry prostitution and pitchmen jokes go hand in hand in my mind.
(03:07:25) Anansi: You cute enough to be a high class prostitute?
(03:07:43) Anansi: Nah you launder it through a small business, easier to set up NI
(03:07:49) Lieutenant_Ducky: That's the best compliment I've had all day.
(03:08:17) Nihilistic_Impact: That's mostly what I meant Anansi.
(03:08:47) Cheshire_Smirk: The fact that nobody chuckled at my pun makes me sad.
(03:08:54) Cheshire_Smirk: Digs himself a sad hole.
(03:09:07) Anansi: ...
(03:09:17) Anansi fills the hole with pity cement
(03:09:24) Cheshire_Smirk: OH GOD SUFFOCATING
(03:09:28) Ms_Muffintops: just go to the corner of woe, its over there in the shadows
(03:09:47) Cheshire_Smirk: Last time I went to the corner of woe I came back with emopocks :<
(03:10:08) Kitsune_Yurka: wut
(03:10:25) Ms_Muffintops: well obviously you should have showered after going into the corner
(03:10:32) Cheshire_Smirk: You know, emopocks. The rashes that cry and cure themselves because you won't take them to hot topic.
(03:10:34) Ms_Muffintops: it had emo germs all over it
(03:11:06) Cheshire_Smirk: Cliche jokes always make me smile when I'm down. :>
(03:11:26) Anansi: You wanna hear a joke?
(03:11:35) Cheshire_Smirk: I fully realize I'm missing a french Accente De something or another in that word, but oh well.
(03:11:43) Cheshire_Smirk: I'll pass on the lifestory anansi.
(03:11:43) Ms_Muffintops: sure
(03:11:44) Cheshire_Smirk:
(03:13:08) Lieutenant_Ducky cracks up hardcore.
(03:13:09) Anansi: mm

(05:45:54) Neurok_Shinobi: Well, I shall let you get back to your tv and posts, good night Padan.
(05:46:11) PadanFain: night, Neurok
(05:46:27) Neurok_Shinobi: Sleep tight, don't let the misha bite.
(05:46:36) PadanFain: XD

(22:50:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: o.o
(22:51:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- peeks in.
(22:51:14) Broomhandle45: No peeking.
(22:51:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- covers eyes.
(22:51:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: CAN I LOOK YET?! Dx
(22:51:38) Broomhandle45 gets dressed
(22:51:42) Broomhandle45: okay, all good
(22:51:43) Ms_Muffintops: I'm still naked D8
(22:51:50) Broomhandle45: ..I'm okay with that
(22:52:03) Ms_Muffintops: It's cold though D:
(22:52:10) Broomhandle45: Bah, put some socks on.
(22:52:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- fondles Muffins.
(22:52:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Muffin*
(22:52:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- looks.
(22:52:28) Ms_Muffintops: yes, socks, those are the solution
(22:52:34) Broomhandle45: Natrually
(22:53:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SOCKS
(22:53:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I LOVE SOCKS
(22:53:24) brokken: you mean, Muffin's Muffin?
(22:53:33) brokken: xD
(22:53:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes. I am fondling her muffin.
(22:53:38) Ms_Muffintops: lol
(22:53:44) brokken: :/ I'm not that funny.
(22:53:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MUUUUUUFFFFâ??IIIIIIIIIIIIâ??IIIIIIIIIIIIâ??N
(22:53:48) Ms_Muffintops: what flavor would you like?
(22:53:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Rape.

(02:08:37) Alucard426: I want some Candy corn
(02:08:43) Kite_Xiroh: NO.
(02:08:43) Ms_Muffintops: my nephew just got up and blew chunks
(02:08:50) Alucard426: aww
(02:08:51) Kite_Xiroh: Fuck candycorn.
(02:09:01) Alucard426:
(02:09:11) Dark_Times: candyporn....
(02:09:18) brokken: Candy corn tastes like edible sweetened wax... it's horrible.
(02:09:24) Kite_Xiroh thinks about candy porn...
(02:09:30) Alucard426: Im a candy corn whore so you can use me however as long as I get candy corn
(02:09:30) Dark_Times: oh god
(02:09:35) Dark_Times: what have i done
(02:09:47) Ms_Muffintops: lol
(02:09:51) Alucard426: either the girls name is candy
(02:09:51) Kite_Xiroh: CANDY PORN NOW.
(02:09:55) The_Broken_Lunatic chews on a sucker.
(02:09:59) brokken: the porn you can eat?
(02:10:05) Kite_Xiroh tackles Looney.
(02:10:10) Alucard426: or some one just sprnt time making two girls out of candy
(02:10:10) Ms_Muffintops: sorry Alu, I has no candycorn, but I do has other candies
(02:10:16) Nihilistic_Impact is bored
(02:10:33) Dark_Times: so alu, your posting right?
(02:10:40) Alucard426: *leaps head first into muffins bag of candy
(02:10:42) The_Broken_Lunatic squeals like a piggy
(02:10:48) Alucard426: yea in a sec
(02:11:03) Kite_Xiroh hog-ties Looney.
(02:11:06) Alucard426: thinking
(02:11:11) The_Broken_Lunatic: Come up with anything evil Nihil?
(02:11:12) brokken: Or, porn of a girl being molested by a huge animated novelty lolly.
(02:11:18) The_Broken_Lunatic squeals more.
(02:11:18) Dark_Times:
(02:11:22) Dark_Times: nice
(02:11:22) Alucard426: *swims in candy purring*
(02:11:29) brokken is still on the candyporn kick.
(02:11:33) Alucard426: O.O
(02:11:51) Kite_Xiroh enjoy's Looney's squealing.
(02:11:52) Alucard426: *buys the rights to brokken's idea
(02:12:18) brokken: like, if it's one of those large circle flat lollies, you could just paddle her,
(02:12:33) brokken: or if it's one of the thick twisty lollies, you could just rape her with it.
(02:12:35) Alucard426:
(02:12:42) brokken: candy porn may be the way to go.
(02:12:45) Ms_Muffintops: I imagine lollipops, melted chocolate, edible panties and bras, people being tied up with the candy ropes
(02:13:01) Dark_Times: you win
(02:13:05) Alucard426: Alice in wonderland meets acid ?
(02:13:09) Nihilistic_Impact: Well Aku and I are going to spread chaos and destruction to cause terror which we'll collect, eventually we'll jump up to sanity. And there's talk of nuking things and scout tears being used as a sexual lubricant.
(02:13:11) Misha_Hiroki is currently experiencing the feeling of panties fresh out of the dryer.
(02:13:12) Kite_Xiroh thinks about paddling Looney with a large, circular, flat lollie.
(02:13:26) Dark_Times: damn it misha
(02:13:27) brokken: It beckons to both the sugar addicted internets people and the porn addicts. And both.
(02:13:37) Ms_Muffintops: sounds kinky to me, like as if you were to go to Willy Wonka's factory and he ends up screwing you
(02:13:46) The_Broken_Lunatic: Wow, Nihil.
(02:13:48) Alucard426: *shivers*
(02:13:49) The_Broken_Lunatic: I'm...
(02:13:53) The_Broken_Lunatic: totally aroused by that.
(02:14:03) Misha_Hiroki: It's even better since I'm extra sensitive right now because I just came.
(02:14:06) Nihilistic_Impact: Of course.
(02:14:07) brokken: It seems more like Alice in Candyland.
(02:14:07) Kite_Xiroh grins.
(02:14:13) Alucard426: lol
(02:14:20) Dark_Times: misha, thats not helping my dilema
(02:14:26) Misha_Hiroki: I know
(02:14:30) brokken: And that gumdrop gremlin guy in the beginning is totally into bondage.
(02:14:34) Alucard426: great I will go into a candy store ever again the same way
(02:14:35) Misha_Hiroki: That was the point

(02:18:34) The_Broken_Lunatic: I still have to create the profile skeletons.
(02:18:35) Kite_Xiroh: Loooooneeeey.... Zombies? I love zombies.
(02:18:44) Kite_Xiroh: WAIT.
(02:18:48) Misha_Hiroki: Go check the group RP forum Kite.
(02:18:51) Dark_Times: muffin, calm yourself
(02:18:55) Kite_Xiroh: This is the Zombie Land RP, right?
(02:18:57) The_Broken_Lunatic: But basically it'll be in the setting of either a town near or in the heart of D.C. 23 weeks after the outbreak.
(02:19:06) The_Broken_Lunatic: Yus, Kite.
(02:19:16) The_Broken_Lunatic restrains Kite to a chair.
(02:19:17) Kite_Xiroh: ilu Looney <3
(02:19:27) Ms_Muffintops: I'm fine
(02:19:27) The_Broken_Lunatic: I like me too.
(02:19:31) Kite_Xiroh struggles in vain.

(02:12:22) The_Broken_Lunatic drags Padan to a closet and slams the door shut behind her.
(02:12:22) Kite_Xiroh: Again. Pweeease.
(02:12:24) Hero: OH BABY!
(02:12:28) Ms_Muffintops: I'm off to bed everyone
(02:12:34) Lieutenant_Ducky gives Kite another good whack to the ass.
(02:12:35) Broomhandle45: night
(02:12:35) PadanFain struggles fruitlessly
(02:12:42) Nihilistic_Impact: Good night Muffin.
(02:12:42) Kite_Xiroh rubs his villainous chin.
(02:12:46) Lieutenant_Ducky: Any more than that and you boys will have to start paying.
(02:12:46) Alucard426: night muffins
(02:12:57) Ms_Muffintops: *throws muffins at everyone* good night <3
(02:12:59) The_Broken_Lunatic overpowers Padan, having her way with him violently.
(02:13:05) Hero happens to have a pocket full of dollar bills.
(02:13:12) Alucard426: *is it by a muffin*
(02:13:17) PadanFain despite his prudish nature, enjoys himself
(02:13:27) The_Broken_Lunatic: Damn right you will.
(02:13:31) Nihilistic_Impact: I need to log for a while, be back later peoples.
(02:13:38) Kite_Xiroh hands Ducky a considerable amount of cash.
(02:13:41) The_Broken_Lunatic: Later Nihilly
(02:13:47) Kite_Xiroh: Go away, NI.
(02:14:00) Kite_Xiroh: ^^
(02:14:01) Lieutenant_Ducky spanks Kite for every bit the cash is worth.
(02:14:07) Lieutenant_Ducky: See you later, Nihil.
(02:14:08) The_Broken_Lunatic exits the closet with messy hair.
(02:14:23) PadanFain is blushing and can't stop smiling
(02:14:24) Kite_Xiroh enjoys Ducky's lovely spanks.
(02:14:38) Hero creeps around.
(02:14:43) Kite_Xiroh: HO SHI-
(02:14:45) Kite_Xiroh: PADAN
(02:14:49) Kite_Xiroh: I DID THAT BEFORE.
(02:14:52) Alucard426: is cold again
(02:15:01) PadanFain: did what?
(02:15:04) PadanFain: >_0
(02:15:11) Hero snatches Padan's mustache and runs.
(02:15:18) Kite_Xiroh: Me and this girl once pretended that we had sex.
(02:15:19) Lieutenant_Ducky: So you know what's lame?
(02:15:22) PadanFain: DAMMIT! >8U
(02:15:23) Alucard426: *pours every one a round
(02:15:26) PadanFain: Not again!
(02:15:29) Kite_Xiroh: I walked out of the room with messy hair.
(02:15:40) Kite_Xiroh: Blushed HELLA hard.
(02:15:44) The_Broken_Lunatic approaches Kite and grabs him aggressively by the collar and drags him back to the closet, slamming the door behind her to show that she's not pretending.
(02:16:07) Kite_Xiroh brutally rapes Looney before she can do anything else.
(02:16:44) The_Broken_Lunatic squeals with joy as she returns the rape
(02:17:27) The_Broken_Lunatic twists and turns in ways that would just blow Kite's mind.
(02:17:45) Kite_Xiroh 's mind is quite blown.
(02:18:22) The_Broken_Lunatic blows something else.

02:22:20) Hero ponders how a dark mustache looks on a star pattern mask.
(02:22:31) Rubyliday: Hella sexy!
(02:22:39) Rubyliday: Thats my vote at least
(02:23:22) Hero: I expect it to kinda look like a glorious mustache space vessel flying through the galaxy.
(02:23:40) Rubyliday: And thats bad?
(02:23:41) PadanFain: >8[
(02:23:46) Hero: AMAZING.
(02:23:58) Hero taunts a little harder.
(02:24:12) The_Broken_Lunatic stares at Padan with intensity.
(02:24:23) PadanFain harpoons Hero
(02:24:34) Hero flails.
(02:24:37) Hero: OH MY GOD!
(02:24:43) Hero: Actually this makes me giggle.
(02:24:55) Hero: I was playing D&D thursday...and my Rogue captains a ship.
(02:25:17) Hero: A crew member fell off in a storm, so instead of throwing a net or anything safe, I harpooned him and dragged him in.
(02:25:29) PadanFain: lol
(02:25:38) PadanFain: >8U
(02:25:40) Hero: Needless to say he quit.
(02:25:59) Hero: So then I put up signs, "Crew member wanted, must have the brass to take a harpoon to the chest if I'm feeling lazy."

(02:31:21) Hero strokes mustache.
(02:31:39) Hero: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0frEohsTJM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0frEohsTJM</a><!-- m --> - By the way, SWEDISH CHEF A LA BAZOOKA
(02:32:13) PadanFain: 0_@
(02:32:42) PadanFain revs a chainsaw and channels Christopher Walken, "I need....my mustache...or your blood..."
(02:33:16) PadanFain calm as fuck, slowly advances
(02:33:17) The_Broken_Lunatic rolls with laughter
(02:33:23) Hero revs his own chainsaw and channels ASH
(02:33:35) The_Broken_Lunatic: 'Googely eyes'
(02:33:37) The_Broken_Lunatic: LMAO
(02:33:55) PadanFain spars with Hero's chainsaw against his own
(02:34:15) The_Broken_Lunatic: Total RE moment with the chainsaw guy.
(02:34:36) The_Broken_Lunatic: only...without one chainsaw while the other rips into Leon's flesh
(02:34:37) Hero watches sparks fly as chainsaw blades clash.
(02:34:51) Hero starts channeling Marcus Fenix too just for good measure.
(02:35:22) The_Broken_Lunatic is aroused by metal on metal.
(02:36:09) PadanFain stares with that intense gaze and and makes frantic slashing motions with the chainsaw aiming for Hero's middle
(02:36:26) The_Broken_Lunatic gasms a little.
(02:36:27) Hero swings chainsaw around wildly like a crazed Texan.
(02:36:48) The_Broken_Lunatic isn't as aroused anymore.
(02:37:10) PadanFain 's chainsaw bites into flesh, blood spurting
(02:37:24) The_Broken_Lunatic is now back to being aroused.
(02:37:37) Hero gushes out and drives chainsaw into Padan's shoulder.
(02:37:40) Hero: BLARG!
(02:37:57) The_Broken_Lunatic gasms again.
(02:38:02) PadanFain: Gah!
(02:38:05) PadanFain: >8U
(02:38:43) PadanFain tackles Hero into the ground with unwounded shoulder
(02:38:51) Hero: RRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(02:39:11) Hero rolls around in own blood and goes to chainsaw laden wrestling.
(02:40:18) The_Broken_Lunatic has naughty thoughts from watching the bloody violence.
(02:40:23) PadanFain pins Hero and starts to reach for his mustache
(02:40:31) The_Broken_Lunatic: O o
(02:40:35) The_Broken_Lunatic: THE STACHE
(02:40:40) The_Broken_Lunatic: THE SOURCE OF HIS POWER
(02:40:48) PadanFain: >8U
(02:40:53) The_Broken_Lunatic: IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE NOW!!!
(02:40:54) Hero fires lasers out of his eyes
(02:41:04) The_Broken_Lunatic: O O;;;
(02:41:13) The_Broken_Lunatic narrowly avoids being hit by a lazer
(02:41:28) PadanFain dodges and head butts Hero
(02:41:30) Hero: With the power of your mustache and my own fuzzy beard! I AM INVINCIBLE!
(02:41:39) Hero takes it in the forehead
(02:41:44) Hero: OoooooF!
(02:42:01) PadanFain does it again for good measure
(02:42:14) Hero rolls the curtain for intermission and provides snacks and cheap liquor.
(02:42:22) Hero: So how're the kids?
(02:42:25) The_Broken_Lunatic videotapes the violence so she can masturbate to it later.
(02:43:01) PadanFain: Good. Cousins and siblings hyped up on candy and soda, then crashed at 11 ^.^
(02:43:21) Hero: Excellent, we don't get many trick or treaters.
(02:43:22) PadanFain: or...did you mean someone else?
(02:43:45) Hero: What no? Oh dear look at my wrist it's time to roll curtain again.
(02:43:55) Hero rolls curtain and bites Padan's ear lobe!
(02:44:15) The_Broken_Lunatic flies in and tackles Hero, connecting her fist to his jaw in a violent session of love making
(02:44:16) PadanFain screams in rage and punches Hero in the neck
(02:44:19) The_Broken_Lunatic: TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH!!!
(02:44:22) The_Broken_Lunatic rapes Hero.
(02:44:33) Hero turns it into a violent threesome.

(02:50:05) Lieutenant_Ducky flops in the corner.
(02:50:25) Misha_Hiroki gnaws on Ducky
(02:51:09) Lieutenant_Ducky doesn't protest or anythin'.
(02:51:37) Misha_Hiroki eats Ducky's entire leg
(02:52:52) Lieutenant_Ducky wonders how she's supposed to walk now.
(02:53:07) Misha_Hiroki eats Ducky's other leg
(02:53:22) Hero straps a cannon to Duck Duck's stumps.
(02:53:24) Lieutenant_Ducky starts to feel woozy.
(02:53:55) Misha_Hiroki eats her arms
(02:54:08) Hero puts on his lab coat.
(02:54:15) Hero: I'm going to have to make you a cyborg Ducky.
(02:54:28) Hero: Prepare to be deadly, sexy, and very shiny.
(02:54:55) Misha_Hiroki: There's not gonna be anything left to make a cyborg out of once I'm done with her.
(02:55:06) Hero: Leave the brain please?
(02:55:10) Misha_Hiroki: Just save yourself some time and make a Ducky robot.
(02:55:24) Hero: Please can I have Ducky's brain?
(02:55:31) Hero: I'll give you Padan's mustache? (Padan Note: I like how this has become a bartering tool--NOT! >8[ )
(02:55:33) Misha_Hiroki: Make sure she has machine gun jubblies a la Austin Powers.
(02:56:05) Hero: Hmm...too overdone. I'm thinking detachable projectiles with a recall feature.
(02:56:15) Misha_Hiroki: Do it or no deal
(02:56:33) Hero: Detachable projectiles with machine guns in them?
(02:56:47) Hero: Floating bullet spitting tits of death.
(02:56:50) Lieutenant_Ducky is dyin'/
(02:57:09) Misha_Hiroki: My way or I eat her brain first!
(02:57:16) Hero: Dammit!
(02:57:18) Hero: Ok ok.
(02:57:27) Hero: Just plain old ordinary bullet spitting tits.
(02:57:35) Hero: Never let a mad scientist have any fun!
(02:57:55) Misha_Hiroki tears out Ducky's piercings with her teeth then sucks on her bleeding nipples.
(02:58:22) Lieutenant_Ducky sniffles and makes very sad faces.
(02:58:25) Hero cauterizes wounds to keep Ducky mostly living until Misha is done and he can experiment.
(02:58:38) Misha_Hiroki: YUMMY BLEEDING TITS
(03:00:11) Misha_Hiroki eats more, up until Ducky is just a head with a heart and one lung.
(03:00:27) Hero jumps for joy.
(03:00:29) Hero: Mine mine?!
(03:00:42) Misha_Hiroki hands her over
(03:01:10) Hero constructs Ducky a glorious cybernetic body with bullet spitting tits.
(03:02:15) Lieutenant_Ducky always was a robot, which makes this strangely awkward.
(03:02:35) Hero slaps on the skin layers and shines up her nails so they shine like justice.
(03:02:36) Misha_Hiroki: =3

(03:04:59) MyNameIsNothing: Watches with bizarre fascination
(03:05:25) Lieutenant_Ducky admires shiney nails.
(03:05:43) BlisteredBlood also finds this somewhat bizarre, but strangely likes what he sees.
(03:05:45) Hero hides the fact that he made a remote control for Duck Duck.
(03:06:08) Lieutenant_Ducky: I make for a damn sexy everything. Including a cyborg.
(03:06:32) Hero spiffs up his lab coat in pride.
(03:06:40) BlisteredBlood: Shit, you'd make Kurumi look good.
(03:06:51) Hero: Yes yes, good parts and good flesh makes for a lovely cyborg Ducky.
(03:06:58) Lieutenant_Ducky: Kurumi?
(03:07:20) BlisteredBlood: From Steel Angel Kurumi?
(03:07:30) Lieutenant_Ducky: Not familiar. Sorry
(03:07:43) BlisteredBlood: Only your designation would be Steel Angel Ducky.
(03:07:58) Hero: I take offense to that.
(03:08:03) Hero: Steel is so primative.
(03:08:20) BlisteredBlood: Well, it doesn't HAVE to be steel, ya know.
(03:08:28) Hero: I used a highly durable nickel-cadmium alloy.
(03:08:44) BlisteredBlood: *facepalm*
(03:08:59) BlisteredBlood: Oh for the love of...
(03:09:02) Lieutenant_Ducky giggles lots.
(03:09:25) Cheshire_Smirk: Aren't nickal and cadmium used in batteries?
(03:09:28) Cheshire_Smirk: nickel*
(03:09:36) BlisteredBlood: *blinks*
(03:09:48) Hero was really just bull shitting.
(03:09:49) BlisteredBlood: What the hell is this? Science class?
(03:09:49) Cheshire_Smirk: wha?
(03:09:56) Cheshire_Smirk: I know. I'm just saying
(03:09:59) MyNameIsNothing: What does it matter, she still be da smex
(03:10:04) Cheshire_Smirk: Using nickel and cadmium for a cyborg. :/
(03:10:11) Cheshire_Smirk: Let's make her even MOAR conductive!
(03:10:14) Hero taps Ducky's body.
(03:10:18) Cheshire_Smirk: She'll be shockingly attractive.
(03:10:27) Hero: See, sturdy as the death star.
(03:10:32) Lieutenant_Ducky nips at Hero.
(03:10:42) Cheshire_Smirk: That's a bad comparison.
(03:10:48) MyNameIsNothing: agreed
(03:10:48) Hero: With three exhaust ports that a proton torpedo could penetrate.
(03:10:49) Lieutenant_Ducky: Does that mean I'll have a fatal if poked little gap?
(03:10:50) BlisteredBlood: I would've gone the whole nine yards and gave her a skin made of adamantium.
(03:10:52) Hero gufaws.
(03:10:57) Cheshire_Smirk: We don't want ducky exploding when some young punk gets a lucky shot down an open hole.
(03:11:00) Cheshire_Smirk: ...
(03:11:03) Cheshire_Smirk: Could NOT resist.
(03:11:10) Lieutenant_Ducky cries.
(03:11:12) MyNameIsNothing: well played
(03:11:15) Lieutenant_Ducky: I don't wanna blow up!
(03:11:24) Hero: Don't worry Ducky.
(03:11:36) Hero: You're an invulnerable as Tony Stark's ego.
(03:11:39) Cheshire_Smirk: I love BMR chat because I pop in at the best moments.
(03:11:39) MyNameIsNothing: Hero will make sure there is no blowing up
(03:11:51) Hero: Maybe just a little blowing.
(03:11:57) Misha_Hiroki: I'm thinking it's bed time or me XD
(03:11:58) Lieutenant_Ducky snickers.
(03:11:59) MyNameIsNothing: acceptable
(03:12:14) Lieutenant_Ducky: Iron Man. *swoons*
(03:12:28) Lieutenant_Ducky: So he's a selfish alcoholic. Who isn't?

(03:12:37) Cheshire_Smirk: Honestly I could never find a cyborg attractive.
(03:12:41) Cheshire_Smirk: I like soft fleshy female parts.
(03:12:46) Cheshire_Smirk: Real soft fleshy female parts.
(03:12:51) MyNameIsNothing: they are quite nice
(03:13:00) Cheshire_Smirk: I don't wanna go to lay on boobs, and find metal ribs because I have bad aim sometimes.
(03:13:02) MyNameIsNothing: but i think i could give a cyborg a chance
(03:13:02) Lieutenant_Ducky: Mmm, lucky me, I like sharp angels and soft curves.
(03:13:10) Hero: Pfft, Ducky simulates all those qualities. But you just had to throw in the "Real" bit eh?
(03:13:12) Lieutenant_Ducky: angles*
(03:13:25) Hero: Prude, your racist against cyborgs.
(03:13:29) Cheshire_Smirk: Don't say simulate.
(03:13:36) Cheshire_Smirk: You make her sound like a fancy fleshlight.
(03:13:40) Cheshire_Smirk: And that ain't cool.
(03:13:41) Cheshire_Smirk: :<
(03:13:45) Cheshire_Smirk: *Hugs ducky*
(03:13:49) Lieutenant_Ducky: But...that's about right?
(03:13:57) Hero nods.
(03:13:58) Cheshire_Smirk: Imo we resurrect her and sew her back together.
(03:14:03) Lieutenant_Ducky: Cept I have a mouth hole too.
(03:14:08) Hero: I built her, I know what she can do.
(03:14:09) Cheshire_Smirk: I mean, stitch-duckie is so much more acceptable.
(03:14:11) MyNameIsNothing: either way works for me
(03:14:15) Hero: And she's the best at what she does.
(03:14:24) Cheshire_Smirk: Make sammiches?
(03:14:30) Cheshire_Smirk: I could enjoy a sammich.
(03:14:32) Lieutenant_Ducky: I can make a mean sammich.
(03:14:41) Cheshire_Smirk: I don't like mean sammiches.
(03:14:41) MyNameIsNothing: what kind of sammich?
(03:14:42) Lieutenant_Ducky: So long as you don't spit on me when I present it.
(03:14:46) Cheshire_Smirk: They call me fat when I try to eat them.
(03:14:49) Lieutenant_Ducky: My ex used to pull that shit and it pissed me off.
(03:14:55) Hero: Well I did install the "Make Me a Sammich" button on the remote.
(03:15:05) MyNameIsNothing: mmm...sammiches
(03:15:08) Cheshire_Smirk: I respond to sammiches with affection.
(03:15:21) MyNameIsNothing: i think that is a universal response
(03:15:22) Cheshire_Smirk: Generally involving curling around the presenter and happily nomming on the offering.
(03:15:36) Lieutenant_Ducky: That is an appropriate reaction.
(03:15:40) Lieutenant_Ducky: Spitting, not so much.
(03:15:43) MyNameIsNothing: indeed
(03:15:47) Cheshire_Smirk: But do not put mayo on the sammich.
(03:15:51) Cheshire_Smirk: Or you shall be smote so hard.
(03:15:52) MyNameIsNothing: likewise
(03:15:59) Hero: I respond to sammiches with appreciation, affection and warm hugs.
(03:16:10) Hero: The works at Subway don't like me anymore.
(03:16:11) MyNameIsNothing: i respond with rape
(03:16:21) Hero: "Personal boundries this"
(03:16:24) Lieutenant_Ducky: Cheshire and Hero get sammiches.
(03:16:30) Hero: and "Oh god why is he behind the counter" that.
(03:16:33) Lieutenant_Ducky: Nothing gets nothing.
(03:16:42) MyNameIsNothing: *sits in emo corner sammich-less*
(03:16:43) Cheshire_Smirk: The last kind person who made me a sammich and put mayo on it was found somewhere in the mohave desert with a tire iron sticking out of an unmentionable place.

(08:32:12) Dark_Times: padan
(08:32:24) PadanFain: yo
(08:32:41) Dark_Times: more comics?
(08:33:06) PadanFain: yeah, did you see the latest ones I put up yesterday and last night?
(08:33:18) Dark_Times: i will now
(08:33:42) PadanFain: sorry, forgot to tell you ^_^;
(08:36:59) Dark_Times: nice!
(08:37:00) Dark_Times: lol
(08:37:11) PadanFain bows
(08:37:37) Dark_Times: more!!!
(08:37:44) PadanFain: XD
(08:37:45) kikora: Hehe XD
(08:37:50) Dark_Times: O.O
(08:37:53) kikora: Ya'll people are pushy
(08:37:55) Dark_Times hides
(08:38:10) kikora hides
(08:38:20) PadanFain: >_>
(08:38:21) kikora: Psst.... What are we hiding from?
(08:38:34) Dark_Times: O.O AAHHH
(08:38:39) Dark_Times flees
(08:38:46) kikora: Ahhh!
(08:38:50) kikora flees too
(08:39:00) PadanFain rubs mustache nervously wondering what happened

After being alone in chat for many many minutes, pretty comes on this morning and makes faces with me. ^.^ *luffs it*

(07:22:40) prettylykSIN: >_>
(07:22:51) PadanFain: >_0
(07:23:00) prettylykSIN: >_o
(07:23:07) PadanFain: ^_^;
(07:23:15) prettylykSIN: ^ ^;;
(07:23:25) PadanFain: X8U
(07:23:48) prettylykSIN: >8\___/
(07:24:00) PadanFain: =,=

(10:58:09) Zalvek waves at Duchess.
(10:58:15) TheDuchess: o.o
(10:58:54) AkumaTsuki: Duchy love!
(10:59:02) AkumaTsuki pounces and rapes
(10:59:12) TheDuchess ack
(10:59:30) TheDuchess tried to claw her way up to the rafters
(11:02:18) AkumaTsuki pushes away from duchy and hates her for trying to run away
(11:02:32) AkumaTsuki thinks all her rape victims she take it with quiet dignity
(11:02:46) AkumaTsuki: Shh close your eyes and it will all be over in a minuet
(11:02:52) AkumaTsuki: Also, it's not your fault
(11:02:55) TheDuchess pouts and jumps down her shirt disappering between her chest
(11:03:10) vampire_seduction doesn't take it with quiet dignity, but rather with screaming orgasms
(11:03:39) AkumaTsuki: That's cause you're a whore vampy
(11:03:59) vampire_seduction: Or, maybe I just love how you rape me?
(11:04:07) vampire_seduction: EVER THINK OF THAT, MY LOVE?
(11:04:16) TheDuchess: ...........
(11:04:21) TheDuchess: nope your a whore vampy
(11:04:26) AkumaTsuki: No, I'm pretty cure you like everyone raping you...even that weird old hobo on K Street
(11:04:36) AkumaTsuki: I think his name was Big Bird
(11:04:45) AkumaTsuki: ^sure
(11:05:22) TheDuchess: how you remembered the name of that street is beyond me
(11:05:31) TheDuchess poofs
(11:07:54) AkumaTsuki: ...It's cause I whore out on that street.
(11:07:57) Zalvek rolls around some.
(11:08:11) AkumaTsuki: I am a K street whore brought to you by the letter M and the number 2
(11:08:16) Zalvek: XD
(11:11:10) AkumaTsuki: I am tickle me Aku...for a price
(11:11:25) AkumaTsuki: THREE COOKIE MWHAHAHA

(16:38:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WTFFFFFFFFF​FUUUUUUUUUUU​UUUUUUUUUUUU​UUUUUUUUUUUU​UU
(16:38:37) Zalvek: T____T
(16:38:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ADD MODE
(16:38:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: selfhskjhg
(16:38:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: dfghdkfgh
(16:38:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: seuhtiwhet
(16:38:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ajshdgjks
(16:38:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: TOO FUCKING FAST FOR CHAT
(16:38:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- explodes.
(16:38:51) Nyoko:
(16:39:03) Mr_Master: jlkjiopajid​onaupvna
(16:39:04) Mr_Master: aiopnoanpfs​da
(16:39:07) Zalvek: o-o'
(16:39:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: shdfksh
(16:39:23) Mr_Master: jdiopndad?
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(16:39:35) Zalvek shakes Hav.
(16:39:38) Mr_Master: jiopadopjao​diaf, aiopfjasido​fmnaefn adiofpasjif​oan
(16:39:39) Zalvek: Snap out of it! D=
(16:39:46) BlackOps turns on his decryptor.
(16:39:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8U ueirirsutij​dgkhdfhrt!!
(16:40:07) Mr_Master: >8U jiopamniopn​asdnuionaiop​!!!! aofc
(16:40:35) BlackOps bangs the decryptor off the table and orders it to work.
(16:40:35) Nyoko: BAHHHH
(16:41:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SHDFJHUIEIE​SLLAOEOEHHGH​SHHGAAAAWWWW​WWWWW!!!!
(16:41:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8u!!!!
(16:41:42) Arisilde: *Wriggles about*
(16:41:45) BlackOps throws the decryptor at Zalvek in frustration
(16:42:20) Zalvek gets hit on the head and knocked out.
(16:42:21) Zalvek: @_@
(16:42:22) AkumaTsuki: GRAH IF I SPONTANEOUS​LY BLEED ONE MORE TIME TODAY I'M GOING TO NEED A FUCKING BUBBLE
(16:42:49) Mr_Master: giopan. djiopaionpv​anui, aiopnip hop8eqwefq d8ipa8pnasd​ndaert asjapgn! ainpasogn? jaiopgnaion​atn!
(16:42:57) Arisilde: *Snuggles Aku*
(16:43:07) Mr_Master punches Hahvy
(16:43:15) TakodaVega: o.o;
(16:43:18) TakodaVega: MM?
(16:43:20) TakodaVega: ;;
(16:43:27) Mr_Master: ... not hard.
(16:43:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- kicks MM in the cooch.
(16:43:41) Mr_Master: But didn't you seee what she said to me?
(16:43:44) Mr_Master: and ow
(16:43:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8U YOU BASTARD! YOU ATE NEMO
(16:43:50) Nihilistic_Impact: Has Aku gotten text yet?
(16:43:54) Zalvek: D=
(16:43:55) Mr_Master: I presume you meant my man-cooch?
(16:43:59) Zalvek: Oh wait, I'm still passed out.
(16:44:05) Zalvek goes back to being passed out.
(16:44:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Your slut cooch, yes.
(16:44:13) Mr_Master: >8U
(16:44:22) Mr_Master: You'll use that term with respect, please!
(16:44:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- breaks off his horn.
(16:44:29) AkumaTsuki: Heheh
(16:44:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: >8U FUCK THAT
(16:44:30) Mr_Master: !!!
(16:44:31) AkumaTsuki: I just did
(16:44:36) Nihilistic_Impact: ^ ^
(16:44:43) AkumaTsuki spanks
(16:44:45) Mr_Master: ->8U
(16:44:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ilu MM.
(16:44:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: c:

(07:58:32) prettylykSIN: brb my stomach is collapsing in on itself. I need food.
(07:58:33) prettylykSIN: lol
(07:59:11) TheDarkerMe: rawr
(07:59:24) Zalvek waves.
(07:59:41) PadanFain waits for pretty to leave before deliberately breaking a chair and then reads a newspaper acting like nothing happened
(08:00:49) TheDarkerMe: How are you zalvek?
(08:01:21) prettylykSIN: GODDAMN IT PADAN
(08:01:39) PadanFain hides behind newspaper snickering
(08:02:18) prettylykSIN snatches the newspaper away and drags him to the chair by his mustache.
(08:02:20) prettylykSIN: BAD!
(08:02:24) prettylykSIN: BAD PADAN
(08:02:43) PadanFain: <8U
(08:02:54) PadanFain sulks
(08:03:09) prettylykSIN: I will shave your mustache! I will!
(08:03:17) PadanFain: nuuuu! >,<
(08:03:24) TheDarkerMe: *giggles*
(08:03:33) prettylykSIN: Then stop breaking my shit!
(08:03:35) prettylykSIN: Fix it.
(08:03:37) prettylykSIN: NOW.
(08:03:51) TheDarkerMe waves a hand and unmakes the damage
(08:03:52) TheDarkerMe: :3
(08:04:14) PadanFain shoves Darker away and takes credit
(08:04:17) PadanFain: Ta-sa!
(08:04:22) PadanFain: *Ta-da
(08:04:29) TheDarkerMe sits down and chuckles
(08:04:36) prettylykSIN: ... I'm not that stupid.
(08:04:41) TheDarkerMe puts her elbows on her knees and rests her chin in her palms.
(08:04:43) prettylykSIN glares at Padan.
(08:04:47) PadanFain: ^^;
(08:05:26) prettylykSIN continues to glare at him.
(08:05:38) prettylykSIN: Next time... you're mustache goes.
(08:05:49) PadanFain: yes'm
(08:05:53) TheDarkerMe: Oh no, leave the mustache alone
(08:05:55) PadanFain tries not to smile
(08:05:58) TheDarkerMe: Please pretty *pouts and gives teh puppy dog eyes*
(08:06:18) prettylykSIN: What was that? I didn't quite hear you Padan.
(08:06:34) PadanFain: YES. MA'AM!
(08:06:37) PadanFain: >8U