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(18:29:58) Kawamura: I need to find more of my pens
(18:30:04) Kawamura: they're like ... my white whale.
(18:30:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- HUGS KAWA>
(18:30:16) Kawamura: D<
(18:30:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: LOVE AND AFFECTION.
(18:30:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: LOOOOOOOVE
(18:30:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ANDD
(18:30:31) Kawamura: I had to bother the poor, barely English speaking clerk for them
(18:30:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AFFECTIOOOOOOOOOOOON
(18:30:32) vampire_seduction kills
(18:30:43) Kawamura: And then make her hear my horrible Japanese to ask for them.
(18:30:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(18:30:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Awes.
(18:30:58) Kawamura: Because they ran out of everything but orange and black.
(18:30:59) Kawamura: ;_;
(18:31:04) Kawamura: They're so good.
(18:31:08) dramamine213 stabs Kawa, putting him out of his misery... and ours, too, for that matter.
(18:31:09) Kawamura: .28mm.
(18:31:17) Kawamura: D<
(18:31:24) Kawamura: here I lie!
(18:31:29) Kawamura: Never to rise again!
(18:31:31) dramamine213: Yes, dead.
(18:31:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DED FACE
(18:31:38) dramamine213: Now stuff it, you corpse.
(18:31:50) Kawamura: I've still got a few lines to die.
(18:31:57) dramamine213: Oh christ...
(18:32:04) Kawamura: Yeah, sorry 'bout that.
(18:32:05) dramamine213 waits impatiently.
(18:32:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: THIS ISN"T ROMEO AND JULIET.
(18:32:15) Kawamura: THAT WOULD BE HAMLET.
(18:32:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Just die already
(18:32:17) dramamine213 taps tentacle foot.
(18:32:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(18:32:43) vampire_seduction cuts off Kawa's head
(18:32:51) Kawamura: Christ, well.
(18:32:56) Kawamura: Now this is awkward.
(18:32:59) dramamine213 applauds Vampy's assist.
(18:33:17) dramamine213 is some what disappointed that Kawa still speaks...
(18:33:17) vampire_seduction takes a bow
(18:33:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- burns the head.
(18:33:23) Nymphetamine tackles Vampy and kisses him! "MWAH!"
(18:33:35) Kawamura speaks through his ass, obviously.
(18:33:42) dramamine213: :O
 
(18:35:33) Nymphetamine dies from he lung infection.
(18:35:37) Nymphetamine: her*
(18:36:07) dramamine213 yawns, but is now rather excited as the corpse burns in funny colors.
(18:37:00) vampire_seduction: Omegle cures classtime boredom!
(18:37:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: INDEED
(18:37:22) dramamine213: I bet. Cured my late night boredom streak.
(18:37:23) vampire_seduction performs CPR on Nymph
(18:37:23) Nymphetamine: Haha
(18:37:31) Nymphetamine didn't die. She lied.
(18:38:14) dramamine213: Kiiinky.
(18:38:23) Nymphetamine: Hawt?
(18:39:03) dramamine213: A bit.
(18:39:08) vampire_seduction continues, desparately trying anyways
(18:39:31) Nymphetamine just rapes Vampy to get him to realize she's alive.
(18:39:51) vampire_seduction: NECRO SEX
(18:39:53) vampire_seduction: YES
(18:39:57) vampire_seduction humps furiously
(18:39:57) Nymphetamine: Eww
(18:40:08) vampire_seduction: XD
 
dramamine213 said:
(13:42:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I see tentacles, moaning, and steel pants. I feel like this is some terrible, terrible porn.
(13:42:19) Kitsune_Yurka: Welcome to Future Japan
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I found out this also comes in a Portable Handheld too!
 
(23:18:02) Mitsu: By the way, I know this is old, but I can't really watch Ace of Cakes anymore because I keep imaging the one guy just raping everything.
(23:18:52) AmarettoKitten: o.o
(23:18:59) Mitsu: Geoff, the one that stole vampire_sed​uction's face.
 
(02:55:50) Misha_Hiroki: I'm tired and slightly delirious.
(02:56:07) PadanFain: oh, that's always good. *nods*
(02:56:22) Misha_Hiroki: I coulda sworn my cat started talking to be in the way I imagine goaty would sound.
(02:56:28) Misha_Hiroki: me*
(02:56:34) PadanFain: XD
(02:56:38) Alucard426: *cuddles with now* night night
(02:56:58) prettylykSIN: Padan!
(02:57:01) Alucard426: do cats talk to you often ?
(02:57:08) PadanFain: yes, pretty?
(02:57:11) Misha_Hiroki: Too much chocolate, paddy. It's not good. Hallucinations and diarrhea are not a good combo.
(02:57:17) prettylykSIN: Your dream.
(02:57:20) prettylykSIN: Fucking epic
(02:57:30) PadanFain: -^_^-
(02:57:37) PadanFain: I spend too much time here
(02:57:44) prettylykSIN: lawl
(02:57:44) Misha_Hiroki: I do too.
(02:57:48) PadanFain: you guys become a part of my subconscious landscape
(02:57:50) prettylykSIN: There is no too much!
(02:58:11) prettylykSIN: Yes, we have successfully invaded your dreams.
(02:58:16) prettylykSIN: You belong to us now!
(02:58:17) Misha_Hiroki: There is too much chocolate, pretty XD
(02:58:19) Alucard426: wow lets hope I don't that be scary to have me running free in your head
(02:59:27) Misha_Hiroki: Who here has eaten barely over 1000 calories of chocolate in one day?
(02:59:27) Nowfaleena: I doubt I will be in your mind, but if I am I will probably be in my steel pants.
(02:59:30) prettylykSIN: The only thing scared here is your lack of punctuation
(02:59:39) Misha_Hiroki: It was a mistake.
(02:59:44) Misha_Hiroki: I regretted it.
(02:59:45) Alucard426: *cuddles with now*
(02:59:52) Nowfaleena cuddles
(02:59:53) Misha_Hiroki: I'm gonna do it again tomorrow.
(03:00:01) prettylykSIN: lol Misha
(03:00:02) Alucard426: are you still wearing the pants ?
(03:00:12) prettylykSIN: Chocolate is gewd
(03:00:52) Misha_Hiroki: Yeah, it's good, but I bought a 100 pack of kitkats and coffee crisp and smarties and aero...*drools*
(03:00:56) Alucard426: *rubs nows back*
(03:00:58) prettylykSIN thinks about Jaw Rippy...
(03:01:19) Misha_Hiroki drools more
(03:01:27) Alucard426: *steals your kitkats
(03:01:43) Misha_Hiroki shoves a sword up reverse-dracula's butt
(03:01:47) prettylykSIN: Oshi--
(03:01:52) prettylykSIN: Ahah!
(03:01:53) Alucard426: ouch
(03:02:14) Misha_Hiroki: NO TOUCHY MAI FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!
(03:02:14) prettylykSIN: You don't fuck with Misha and her chocolate.
(03:02:20) Alucard426: you could have just asked me nicely
(03:02:31) prettylykSIN: You stole her chocolate...
(03:02:32) Misha_Hiroki: That takes all the fun out of rage.
(03:02:33) Alucard426: going straight for the sword
(03:02:48) prettylykSIN: You do not steal a woman's chocolate!
(03:02:51) Alucard426: but now I cant walk
(03:03:01) Alucard426: yea I know
(03:03:06) Alucard426: but there Kitkats
(03:03:09) Misha_Hiroki: I'm surprised you're still talking
(03:03:18) Alucard426: Im so weak around them
(03:03:18) Misha_Hiroki: Pretty?
(03:03:23) prettylykSIN: Yes?
(03:03:26) Misha_Hiroki: Jaw rippy?
(03:03:35) prettylykSIN: Aha.
(03:03:44) prettylykSIN: I'm too lazy to think of a new way to do it.
(03:03:52) prettylykSIN: The first time was too epic to top.
(03:03:55) Misha_Hiroki: Why do you need a new way?
(03:04:03) PadanFain: yeah
(03:04:18) Alucard426: um glad no one is calling 911
(03:04:18) PadanFain: the first time was epic and...arousing
(03:04:18) prettylykSIN: Because I can't just copy/paste it.
(03:04:33) prettylykSIN: I have to be original!
(03:04:50) PadanFain: feh
(03:04:56) prettylykSIN but is oh so lazy to be original
(03:04:57) Misha_Hiroki: ORIGINALITY IS FOR P-*vomits*
(03:05:08) Misha_Hiroki passes out.
(03:05:11) prettylykSIN blinks
(03:05:21) prettylykSIN fans Misha
(03:05:23) prettylykSIN: Misha?
(03:05:30) prettylykSIN shakes her.
(03:05:33) Misha_Hiroki: It's chocolate puke
(03:05:43) prettylykSIN: Yum.
 
(03:11:05) Alucard426: *gives Misha all the chocolate she wants
(03:11:09) Misha_Hiroki mumbles gibberish
(03:11:33) Alucard426: well your not the first girl to cause massive blood loss to me
(03:11:36) Misha_Hiroki curls up into the fetal position and starts rocking back and forth.
 
(03:28:11) Alucard426: well its bed time
(03:28:23) Alucard426: again
(03:28:26) PadanFain: go already! dammit!
(03:28:38) Alucard426: *rubs nows back*
(03:28:41) PadanFain threatens with a bat
(03:28:53) Misha_Hiroki: I think I need bed too, but I have to bring my laptop down a flight of stairs first 'cause it's my source of music.
(03:28:53) Alucard426: *eats it*
(03:29:00) PadanFain: say goodbye. Say goodbye ONE more frigging time
(03:29:20) Alucard426: dude calm down
(03:29:32) PadanFain: >8U
(03:29:33) Alucard426: I know the lack of blood is getting to you
(03:29:57) Misha_Hiroki: Do it! He has the power of the chat-banhammer!
(03:30:15) Alucard426: well
(03:30:17) Nowfaleena cowers and hides in fear
(03:30:17) Alucard426: I have to
(03:30:30) Alucard426: *looks at pad*
(03:30:39) Alucard426: build a raft
(03:30:51) Alucard426: *snuggles with now*
(03:30:57) Misha_Hiroki: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(03:31:03) Alucard426: Damn my ADD
 
(05:19:58) Hero: Hurrah!
(05:20:52) AdaBMR: Hero...why do you seem familiar?
(05:21:00) prettylykSIN: o O;;
(05:21:17) Hero: Because I'm amazing?
(05:21:20) prettylykSIN: lol
(05:21:44) Professor_Eiranne: No idea. Slick him up and down with oil. See if that refreshes your memory.
(05:21:53) AdaBMR: Have you ever been under the name HeroOfAwesomeness?
(05:21:57) Hero: I'm not abject to this.
(05:22:03) Hero: Er, nope.
(05:22:15) AdaBMR: Hmm...just checking.
(05:22:16) Hero: I go by Hero, SolemnHero, or MediocreHero.
(05:22:29) Professor_Eiranne: MomHero.
(05:22:45) prettylykSIN considers the oil idea...
(05:23:34) Hero turns it all into a sexy dance.
 
(05:36:06) Hero: I should be sleeping like a log.
(05:36:21) prettylykSIN giggles so hard.
(05:36:24) prettylykSIN: lmao
(05:36:25) Professor_Eiranne: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT SAYING
(05:36:30) Professor_Eiranne: LOGS DO NOT SLEEP
(05:36:38) Trygon: Have you ever asked one?
(05:36:51) Hero: No, you just burn them.
(05:36:54) Hero: Insensitive!
(05:36:57) AdaBMR: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc26">http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc26</a><!-- m --> ... /ada85beb6​d546a04.jpg Try this.
(05:37:03) Professor_Eiranne burns Hero.
(05:37:11) Trygon: Poor bastards try to get some sleep, and they wake up in SCREAMING FIREY DEATH
(05:37:14) Professor_Eiranne burns Hero like a LOG.
(05:37:16) AdaBMR: wierd
(05:37:17) Hero runs around on fire.
(05:37:34) Hero: GOODNESS GRACIOUS! MY GREAT BALLS ARE ON FIRE!

Also, not that you care or anything but to amuse myself I went looking Professor:

Also, sleep like a top. Sleep very soundly, as in I slept like a log, or She said she slept like a top. Both of these similes transfer the immobility of an object to that of a person who is sound asleep (since a top spinning quickly looks immobile). The first dates from the late 1600s; the variant is newer.
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sleep+like+a+log
 
(05:56:14) BlisteredBlood: Alright, what'd I miss?
(05:57:08) BlisteredBlood: Since I kept seeing Padan drop sections of epic-level chat segments every 30 seconds or so!
(05:57:20) PadanFain: >_>;
(05:57:55) BlisteredBlood: Regardless of which, they were hilarious.
(05:59:17) PadanFain: I love that thread
(05:59:28) PadanFain hugs the epic chat quote thread
(06:00:05) BlisteredBlood: We all know you do, Padan. And the thread loves you.
(06:00:23) PadanFain marries the epic chat quotes thread
(06:00:42) BlisteredBlood: o_o;
(06:00:46) PadanFain makes sweet beautiful love to the epic chat quotes thread
(06:00:53) BlisteredBlood: Riiiiight...
(06:01:18) PadanFain: *epic chat quotes thread has Padan's babies*
(06:01:56) BlisteredBlood: Plus, they're all as rabid as you.
 
(06:02:53) Professor_Eiranne: I've got shrrrrink gun.
(06:03:41) BlisteredBlood: Remind me to keep you in mind. Misha might want a Padan plushy to hug and violently make out with.
(06:03:57) PadanFain: 0_0
(06:04:24) BlisteredBlood: Oh come on! She'll think it's so cute!
(06:04:41) Trygon: I'LL MAKE YOU FUNSIZE!
(06:05:25) PadanFain: well, when you say it like that...
(06:05:38) PadanFain: okay!
(06:06:43) BlisteredBlood: See? We'll have ourselves one hell of a happy Misha!
 
Don't touch my wife, BB! :-x

(16:19:15) AkumaTsuki: Hahvy I love you
(16:19:23) AkumaTsuki pounces and rapes with a soldering iron
(16:19:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And I love you, Aky.
(16:19:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: OH GAWD SOLDER IRON
(16:19:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: HAWT
(16:19:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: HAWT
(16:19:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: HAWT
(16:19:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- spazzes.
(16:19:41) AkumaTsuki: I know you are love
(16:19:45) AkumaTsuki grins
(16:19:51) Zalvek clings onto Hav.
(16:20:04) Mr_Master: Hahvy!
(16:20:20) Misha_Hiroki licks Hahvy's burns
(16:20:21) Nihilistic_Impact: Always entertaining in here.
(16:21:05) AkumaTsuki: I bring the love
(16:21:06) PadanFain: word.
(16:21:11) AkumaTsuki: Or was it pain...
(16:21:14) AkumaTsuki: Oh well
(16:21:19) AkumaTsuki shrugs and stabs MM
(16:21:20) Misha_Hiroki: Pain is me
(16:21:35) AkumaTsuki: True true
(16:21:37) Mr_Master is stabbed... WITH LOVE
(16:21:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- is burned alive.
(16:21:43) AkumaTsuki rapes MM's stab hole
(16:21:51) Mr_Master: ew
(16:21:57) Mr_Master: and ow
 
(16:24:36) AkumaTsuki drowns chat in SPERM whale SPERM
(16:24:48) Zalvek: Hey Aku, I've been trying to figure something out.
(16:24:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- lays on the floor.
(16:25:10) Nihilistic_Impact pets Hahvy
(16:25:16) AkumaTsuki: Yes Zal?
(16:25:19) Zalvek: Now... are you just collecting a reservoir of SPERM whale SPERM, or are you getting it directly? o-o
(16:25:30) Zalvek: It's been bothering me for a while.
(16:25:31) kikora: I am here, home from a half-dayof work ^_^
(16:25:32) Mr_Master: ...
(16:25:34) Mr_Master: Good question
(16:25:36) Mr_Master: Kiko!
(16:25:42) Mr_Master hugs and molests kiko
(16:25:55) Mr_Master molests Hahvy while she's down, for good measure
(16:26:02) Zalvek: Person at door, afk for a bit. >.<
(16:26:03) Lady_Nightshade: Tag MM
(16:26:05) kikora: *Hugs and gropes MM back*
(16:26:14) kikora: Above and beyond awesome post, MM, btw
(16:26:33) Mr_Master: I'll take a look right now, Lady N, and thanks so much, kiko! ^^
(16:26:34) AkumaTsuki: Alittle of both. It mainly just depends on the day. I try and keep a reserve of it, but damnit I go through the stuff often enough sometimes that I have to pump it from the source
(16:26:56) Mr_Master: It's Larry isn't it. Cousin Larry? He's your source.
(16:27:08) AkumaTsuki: It doesn't bother me as much as Sperm Hampsters....my fingers get tired
(16:27:27) Mr_Master: Dude is a whale-slut for demon chicks, no lie.
(16:27:52) AkumaTsuki: Damnit I told him not to post those Myspace pics
 
(16:29:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Chat is moving way too fast for me.
(16:29:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm at work and it's like "DSHFKSDGHJSDGHKLSDHGLSD"
(16:29:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Like ADD kid with a computer.
(16:29:43) Mr_Master: XD
(16:29:47) Lady_Nightshade: XD
(16:29:47) Mr_Master: fiopanfahuhnearasesdp
(16:29:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: hskaghfkdjag
(16:30:05) Mr_Master: agadseasgfbs fasdfkan;
(16:30:08) AkumaTsuki: hihosahdofahgfk
(16:30:12) AkumaTsuki: RAPE
(16:30:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: D: wuughhsdgfjdhsjgfs iiehghhshe
(16:30:18) Nyoko: Hey!
(16:30:23) Mr_Master: Wait, I understood that HEY!
(16:30:24) AkumaTsuki traumatizes CHAT so it moves slower
(16:30:25) Mr_Master is raped
(16:30:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: STOP TRYING TO CONTROL MY LIFE, AKY. D: I CAN CHANGE, BABY.
 
(15:55:25) AkumaTsuki: Make him a smoothie to appologize and put nasty shit in it
(15:55:36) dramamine213: I suck. I'm allergic to corn and red 5.
(15:55:46) Misha_Hiroki: I don't I'm a very picky eater. And considering my fetishes, that's very strange.
(15:56:13) Nihilistic_Impact: If more things were made of shit and piss Misha would eat more.
(15:56:20) dramamine213: I know, right?!
(15:56:24) Misha_Hiroki: Yeah
(15:57:19) AkumaTsuki: lol
 
(22:19:21) Alucard426: *eats a muffin I found in MM's pocket
(22:19:22) Mr_Master: XD
(22:19:27) Mr_Master: !
(22:19:31) Mr_Master: MY MUFFIN!
(22:19:35) Mr_Master attacks Alu
(22:19:40) Alucard426: ouch
(22:19:47) Nowfaleena: that sucks Kikora.
(22:19:47) Mr_Master grabs Misha's chainsaw
(22:19:51) Alucard426: why is every one freaking attacking me today
(22:19:56) Misha_Hiroki stabs MM
(22:20:00) Mr_Master: Ow.
(22:20:01) kikora: I suck at passive aggressive!​!! DX DX DX
(22:20:03) Ms_Muffintops: why are you eating me?! D:
(22:20:05) Mr_Master: THAT'S MY MUFFIN IN THERE!
(22:20:05) Misha_Hiroki: Give that back
(22:20:10) Mr_Master: I"M GOIN IN!
(22:20:13) TheDuchess: XD
(22:20:14) Mr_Master revs chainsaw.
(22:20:20) Mr_Master: Why, you wanna go in after it?
(22:20:30) Mr_Master revs
(22:20:36) Ms_Muffintops: D:
(22:20:37) Misha_Hiroki: No, but you're not going in there with that.
(22:20:41) Ms_Muffintops: YOU ATE MY PEOPLE
(22:20:48) Alucard426: *hands the muffin back
(22:20:59) Mr_Master: Fine.
(22:21:04) Mr_Master hands chainsaw back
(22:21:08) Mr_Master: What would you suggest?
(22:21:22) Mr_Master: Oh, it's too late for that, now, Alu..
 
(00:51:19) Alucard426: *dives into LN's pocket
(00:51:34) Ms_Muffintops: I'm good at drawing a lot of stuff o:
(00:51:46) PadanFain: do eet!
(00:51:52) PadanFain: >8U
(00:52:04) PadanFain: draw lottsa stuffs nao!
(00:52:14) Lady_Nightshade: heh
(00:52:14) PadanFain: :p
(00:52:20) Lady_Nightshade: I can draw wolves
(00:52:38) Alucard426: *fills her pocket with jello*
(00:53:27) Lady_Nightshade: ewww
(00:54:22) Alucard426: you don't want jello in your pocket ?
 
(01:17:23) Nowfaleena: mmmm pie
(01:17:27) Alucard426: *pulls out a fishing poll and using the LN Bait cast it out*
(01:17:53) Alucard426: Pie ?
(01:18:03) Alucard426: great now I want a pie
(01:18:06) Ms_Muffintops: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPeHszfF3yQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPeHszfF3yQ</a><!-- m --> well doesn't this look fun..
(01:18:12) Alucard426: its the muffin all over again
(01:18:27) Nowfaleena: yes pie tasty lemon pie.
(01:18:31) Alucard426: o_O
(01:18:39) Mr_Master: Misha, well...
(01:18:42) Alucard426: *pouts*
(01:18:53) Alucard426: I want dome
(01:19:05) Alucard426: and freaky commercial
(01:19:39) Nowfaleena: to bad it is mine.
(01:19:49) Nowfaleena: MY PIE!
(01:19:59) Nowfaleena: and wtf is wrong with the japanese?
(01:20:14) Alucard426: why does he point to his neck ?
(01:20:19) Ms_Muffintops: there's nothing wrong with them, they're special :D
(01:20:40) Nowfaleena: that is true
(01:21:11) Lady_Nightshade: back
(01:21:27) Alucard426: hey my neck is fractured but I get a great work out ?
(01:21:53) PadanFain: lol, Alu
(01:22:18) Alucard426: what no one else thought that ?
(01:22:34) Ms_Muffintops: I love Japanese commercials
(01:24:14) Alucard426: My step mom is from brazil and I thought they had crazy commercial
(01:24:22) Alucard426: wb
(01:35:28) Nowfaleena: pies all gone
(01:38:54) dramamine213: KAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(01:38:58) dramamine213 coughs.
(01:39:06) PadanFain: lol
(01:39:10) PadanFain: drama!
(01:39:20) dramamine213: :D
(01:39:21) PadanFain hugs and smooches for dramamine
(01:39:30) Alucard426: aww I want pie
(01:39:36) dramamine213 is loved, reciprocates with cuddles.
(01:39:42) Alucard426: Ln buy me pie
(01:40:25) dramamine213: Shit, no please or anything.
(01:40:31) dramamine213 scoffs.
(01:40:31) PadanFain shoves a pie down Alu's throat
(01:40:48) dramamine213: brb off to shave hubby
(01:40:52) Alucard426: *chokes on pie and blacks out*
(01:40:53) dramamine213: 's armpits.
(01:41:02) dramamine213: God, I hate my enter key...
(01:41:12) dramamine213 wanders off with an odd image in her head.
(01:41:19) PadanFain: heh
(01:41:36) PadanFain smiles very pleased with himself
(01:41:44) AmarettoKitten: Hi
(01:41:47) Lady_Nightshade lurks
(01:41:50) PadanFain plays with a lamp and breaks it
(01:42:20) Ms_Muffintops: I hope you have the money to replace that >;o
(01:42:35) PadanFain: no...:(
(01:42:45) PadanFain is broke
(01:43:03) Ms_Muffintops: D:
(01:43:16) Ms_Muffintops: It was an antique!
(01:43:28) Alucard426: *turns blue*
(01:43:38) PadanFain: It was a fun toy for two seconds! Hardly worth it!
(01:43:58) PadanFain stomps on Alu's windpipe
(01:43:58) Ms_Muffintops: go to my room and think of what you've done!
(01:44:19) Alucard426: *turnd blue faster
(01:44:34) PadanFain whines and scowls and throws a fit will running to Muffin's room
(01:44:35) Ms_Muffintops: death by pie sounds pretty good to me
(01:44:54) Ms_Muffintops: and no pie for you!
(01:45:01) Ms_Muffintops: hmph
(01:45:07) Misha_Hiroki: HOW DO YOU BREAK WATER?
(01:45:24) Ms_Muffintops: karate chop it
(01:45:26) dramamine213: LIKE THIS
(01:45:29) dramamine213 breaks water.
(01:45:40) Alucard426: *gets up and kicks a bucket and falls back over*
(01:45:42) Ms_Muffintops: does that mean you're in labor?
(01:45:48) Mitsu: You can actually break the surface of water.
(01:45:52) dramamine213: Maybe.
(01:45:54) Nowfaleena: you freeze it and then you break it.
(01:45:57) dramamine213: But that was weird enough.
(01:46:02) Mitsu: No, than it's ice.
(01:46:18) Nowfaleena: but ice is water just in its solid form
(01:46:48) Alucard426: <--- wonders why no one is saving my life
(01:47:10) PadanFain: lol
(01:47:26) Ms_Muffintops: I believe in miracles, if you were meant to live, you'll live
(01:47:28) Mitsu: That's what makes it different.
(01:47:38) Ms_Muffintops: somehow, someway
 
(01:50:22) Nowfaleena: wait how did you die on pie? DID YOU TOUCH MY PIE?!
(01:50:22) Alucard426: at least I cant die
(01:50:28) Mr_Master: I hope you all have good nights and sleep well.
(01:50:46) Alucard426: no one was jammed down my through
(01:51:02) Ms_Muffintops: he had a delightfully delicious sugary death
(01:51:04) Nowfaleena: ...ok good...
(01:51:06) Mr_Master: wait, Alu... you want something jammed down your throat?
(01:51:13) PadanFain: lol
(01:51:17) Alucard426: no I didn't
(01:51:23) Alucard426: he just did it
(01:51:26) Alucard426: and I died
(01:51:38) Mr_Master: Cos I got... Oh, nvm.
(01:51:56) Alucard426: I don't like to have those jammed in
(01:52:31) Alucard426: *floats through a wall*
(01:52:33) Mr_Master: That's what SHE said!
 
(13:03:15) Hero appears in a cloud of awesome.
(13:03:28) Mr_Master: Hello, Hero <coughs awesome particles>
(13:03:43) Mr_Master will now get mesoawesomethelioma
(13:03:51) Nowfaleena: lol
(13:03:51) Mitsu snorts the awesome cloud
(13:03:54) Zalvek: o3o
(13:04:09) Hero tries to fan off the awesome cloud.
(13:04:14) Hero: Cough hack! Too much!
(13:04:27) Mr_Master: You're too awesome for your own health!
(13:04:36) Mitsu: lawl
(13:04:44) Nowfaleena gets a huge fan to blow away the cloud
(13:05:00) Hero: I'm to sexy for my cloud, to sexy for my cloud.
(13:05:26) BlackOps bottles some of the awesome cloud to be later sold at a high price.
 
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(15:42:07) Anansi: Yeah they also throw away food or give it out too
(15:42:10) dramamine213: It's illegal to buy Zebra meat, but here you can buy a live one and kill it yourself. :D
(15:42:19) Anansi: Like sometimes when they have contest or they're trying things out
(15:42:53) Zalvek: That one brownie shop in there, the Fat Witch? Amazing. @_@
(15:42:55) Misha_Hiroki: I don't think I would spend 10k on a zebra just to eat it.
(15:43:20) dramamine213: No, no. You breed it and eat its young.
(15:43:22) Mr_Master: yeah, you'd want to ride it around a little.
(15:43:32) Misha_Hiroki: XD
(15:43:50) Anansi: Misha would want to get ridden by the zebra
(15:43:56) Misha_Hiroki: Yes
 
(15:45:46) dramamine213: Yes, you can ride a zebra. You just have to be a smaller person.
(15:45:49) Mr_Master: but it sounds cool.
(15:45:57) dramamine213: They are like ponies.
(15:46:01) dramamine213: But they are assholes.
(15:46:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MM
(15:46:09) dramamine213: That's why you eat zebras.
 
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