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OVA- A Konosuba Story

Duke took the slip of paper and looked it over before putting it into one of his pockets. "Er, thanks Lolo. I'll see if I can't use it in the future," Duke said, right as Yashima admitted to desiring to get fucked. Duke blushed quite a bit at this, and sighed as Lolo went over to flirt with Pixie. "Good grief. What am I going to do with her?" Duke asked himself, exhaustion heavy in his voice.

"I only ask that you think about it. There's no need to rush something like this," Duke said to Goblin Slayer, who was also now fresh out of goblins to slay. Duke looked down at Yashima as she put an arm around his and asked him to dinner. "Yeah, dinner sounds pretty nice right now. Though, right now, I should probably get to a healer of some kind rather than just standing around," Duke said as he tried to hold the massive sword wound going down the length of most of his body.
 
Ozu casts a healing spell on CLAIRE. "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey. The fighting is over. Now we go have victory waffles. We won!" said Ozu. He then looks at Duke and casts healing on him as well. "Yeah, Claire. You better do this. It isn't ,my thing," he said.

Ozu Rolled 10, Claire healed 10 HP
Ozu Rolled 8, Duke healed 8 HP.
 
Duke stopped holding the massive sword wound as it closed ever so slightly. "Thank's Ozu. I didn't even know you had healing magic. Actually, how does that even work. You're be able to heal just by waving your hands in someone's general direction, but Claire and Lolo seem to need to do something sexual for it to work. Is that just linked to their type of magic, or are they just doing it because they feel like it?"
 
Duke stopped holding the massive sword wound as it closed ever so slightly. "Thank's Ozu. I didn't even know you had healing magic. Actually, how does that even work. You're be able to heal just by waving your hands in someone's general direction, but Claire and Lolo seem to need to do something sexual for it to work. Is that just linked to their type of magic, or are they just doing it because they feel like it?"

"Well I could kiss you instead if you really want Duke," Said Ozu. He then kisses Duke on the mouth and heals him for 10 Health Points. Yashima, Lolo, and every femle NPC on the scene get a sudden nosebleed from the bromatic display. Ozu backs up a step then clears his throat. "My cheat, Arcane Magic, lets m recreate any ability or power through magic. However it cost endurance and is never as effective as those who truly have the ability. Claire and lolo's healing powers are stronger because the kissing boosts the power via contact. I suppose the CAN heal by just waving their ans. But it isn't as effective," explained Ozu.

 
Claire slowly wakes up as her vision comes to. She blinks seeing Ozu and Duke kissing. Her nose soon felt slightly cold and red dripped....red....wait...what...

Claire shook her head as she felt herself faint and realized she was ...aroused.....by ozu and duke....

"OZU!!! DUKE!!! WAIT WHAT ...." She shook her head, "I uhm....." As her ears heard ozu speaking she grunted a bit, "Ha....it is called I am not so good with my hands you dumb sack of ..." She turned bright red, "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! OH GOD!"

Claire brushed her dress off as she walked over grabbing Ozu by the arm, "Where is that stupid oni..."
 
Duke looked at Ozu after he managed to steal a kiss from him with a surprisingly strait face. "Hey, Ozu, it's okay if you like guys and all, I really won't judge you for it. But, I do not. I'm fine with just some hand waving in the future," Duke said once Ozu finished explaining. "Wait a second. If physical contact increases the power of healing, then why don't they just pat them on the back, or apply the healing directly to the wound? Actually, forget it. I'll just stick to hand waving and traditional medicine."
 
Duke is fully funking healed. Now on to victory sex! Both Tony and Catherine go back to their workshops. Luna returns to the Guild office. Ozu throws Claire over his shoulder and heads for the inn. Lolo grabs Pixie by the hand and leads her into a back Alley. It is only Duke and Yashima left. "Let's go then?" said Yashima. She leads duke to a classy looking restaurant. It is kind of dark and the waiter gives them a private booth and two menus. "This place is awesome food duke. We can order anything here," said Yashima.
 
Duke watched as everyone left and looked at Yashima. "Now's a better time than never," Duke said. When they got to the restaurant Duke looked around the place, or at least tried to and somewhat failed due to the "atmospheric" lighting that these places always seem to have. Upon hearing Yashima say that he can order anything at this restaurant, his eyes widened and he looked at Yashima. "Anything? Like, anything anything? So I could even get a good old fashioned cheeseburger here?" Duke asked, hope overflowing in his voice.
 
"Yes! The chef here is called 'The Golden Emperor of Cooking' he can make any dish you order. Even those from another world or something you made up and no one as ever heard before. I think it might be his cheat ability," Explained Yamada. As soon a Duke said Good Old Fashioned Cheese Burger it appeared on the menu with a description and price. The price was very reasonable. It seem he charges by ingredients. Yamada ordered a classic beef bowl. Well she is Japanese.

After the orders were given the waiter nodded. He set a bottle of champagne and two glasses on table. "Compliments of Mr. Goblin Slayer," he explained. The waiter then left them alone. Yamada thought to herself,'I must win Duke over now before that succubus gets her claws in him'. "You know Duke, these booths are sound proof. People come here to discuss contracts and such. We some time and can literally do anything here and be undisturbed," said Yamada. She slipped off her shoe. A stocking clad foot started to caress Duke'e leg suggestively.
 
Duke was almost in tears when the burger appeared on the menu. It had been too long since he had one, and he was so happy to finally have s little slice of home. Duke though to himself, 'If I ever meet this chef I might just kiss them. Well, I'll probably just shake their hand, I don't want another person chasing after me. That's the best cheat ability I've heard of.'

"Thank you then," Duke said, coming back to reality. 'I'll have to return the favor at some point. That can wait though,' Duke thought, taking the bottle of champagne and pouring a glass for himself and Yashima, handing her the glass. "Really then. I guess that explains the lighting too then," Duke said. Duke wore blue jeans almost all the time, only switching to shorts or some other form of pants for laundry day and formal events respectively. As such, he felt Yashima brush her leg against his but the fabric of his jeans prevents him from feeling her stocking and the nature of the touch. "Oh, sorry Yashi. Are my legs in the way or something? You might have more leg room if you sit next to me instead of across from me," Duke offered, managing to miss the point, but also kind of salvage it.
 
Yashima face palms. "I know all men are dense. But good lord Duke. It can only go so far. Maybe this will get my intention across," said Yashima. She then slipped under the table out of sight. Duke would feel his fly unzip and a woman's soft hand take his cock out. Then after a stoke or two, Duke would feel his cock in a warm mouth.
 
Duke looked at Yashima a bit confused, questioning if he had done anything wrong. He knew she liked him, so wouldn't sitting next to each other be better than across since they'd be closer. Then she went under the table and started messing with his pants. Duke, while not always the sharpest tool in the shed, still knew what she was trying to do. "Hey, Yashima, I don't think doing that here is a good idea," Duke calmly said, yet it had been too late. Yashima had already unzipped his pants and taken his dick out.

Yashima pulled out quite the behemoth from his pants. If she had a ruler on her person at the time, she would have found out that Duke's dong stood at about 11 inches in length, and was abnormally girthy, even for his size. Duke waited for her to scream and run away, leaving him alone like many other women had in the past, until she didn't. She actually began stroking on his dick and even put it in her mouth, a feat only achieved by supernatural women. "Woah, Yashima, doing this here seriously isn't a good idea. The walls may be soundproof, but the waiter will be here any second," Duke said, slouching over the table for support. It wasn't often that Duke got head, and the sensation always surprised him when he did.
 
If Duke could see under the table right now, that gif below would be the face Yashima is making in reaction to his massive cock. A the prospect of having this cock ...er Duke all to herself Yashima replied quickly. "He can't see me. So he will assume I went to the ladies room. Besides isn't this thrilling? Just keep a straight face and no one will know you re having the desert early," said Yashima. She tarted trialing kisses along it's length. Then took the head in her mouth and started to earnestly give head. The monster stretched her lips and he kept bobbing her ed up and down, each time gaining a half inch or so. She got up to about four inches don her hot and tight throat, when the waiter knocked on the door.

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"Jeez Yashima. Okay, but don't make it obvious that you're under the table. I don't want to be kicked out of this place," Duke relented, sitting back to enjoy Yashima giving him head. Duke let out a small moan and said, "Fuck Yashima, you're good at this. It's been a while since I've been treated to something as nice as this." Then the knock came from the door. Duke jumped a little bit forward in surprise, causing his dick to be pushed a few more inches down Yashima's throat. "Shit, Yashima, the waiters back, probably go a bit easier until he leaves," Duke whisper shouted to Yashima. "Come on in. My date had to go to the bathroom, so it's just me in here," Duke lied as naturally as he breathed.
 
Claire let out a slight shriek as she felt herself tossed over Ozu's shoulder. She looked fully red as she just gave up, "Whatever....fine Ozu I know you are going to do this either way."

She let him carry her to the inn and just glanced at the innkeeper. "What are you looking at take the money and keep your trap shut!"

Claire pouted as she shifted her shoulders a bit turning her head glancing up from the bed at Ozu, "Alright hero....I assume you want a reward....so uh...climb up..."
 
"Jeez Yashima. Okay, but don't make it obvious that you're under the table. I don't want to be kicked out of this place," Duke relented, sitting back to enjoy Yashima giving him head. Duke let out a small moan and said, "Fuck Yashima, you're good at this. It's been a while since I've been treated to something as nice as this." Then the knock came from the door. Duke jumped a little bit forward in surprise, causing his dick to be pushed a few more inches down Yashima's throat. "Shit, Yashima, the waiters back, probably go a bit easier until he leaves," Duke whisper shouted to Yashima. "Come on in. My date had to go to the bathroom, so it's just me in here," Duke lied as naturally as he breathed.

It was none other then LOLO! She was in a waitress outfit. She set downs Duke's order in front of him and then Yashima's order at her seat. Yashima gagged involuntarily as Duke jumped and forced another inch in her throat. "I see. She is struggling with her desert. I'll Help," said Lolo with an impish smile. She then reached a hand under the table and pushed the back of Yashima's head down! Yashima gagged as all of Duke's length was in her throat. Her face was buried in his pubic hair as her throat spasmed around Duke's cock massaging it completely.
"I'll make sure you are undisturbed. Here is the check. Jut leave the money when you are done," Lolo said in an all business tone as he held Yashima down. She finally let go and left stage left.
 
Duke's eyes went wide as Lolo, of all people, walked in on him getting deepthroated by Yashima. This was either going to end very well, or very poorly. "Oh, Lolo. I didn't know that you worked here. How are things?" Duke asked, face both red as a beet and pale as a ghost. He was trying to not make it obvious what was going on underneath the table, but Yashima's gagging made that a bit hard. Then Lolo reached her hand underneath the table and pushed Yashima further down. "Oh fuck. Lolo, don't do something like that so suddenly. You could seriously hurt her," Duke said, seemingly forgetting about him forcing his dick further down Yashima's throat only a few moments before. Lolo set down the check and told him that they won't be disturbed. Duke seemed to get a little sad hearing her business tone rather than her normally happy one. "Erm, thanks, Lolo. If you need to talk later, I'll probably be open," He managed to get out before she left.

Once Lolo was out of the room, Duke focused his attention back on Yashima. "Oi, you probably heard but your food is here, whenever you want it," Duke said, patting Yashima's head.
 
Claire let out a slight shriek as she felt herself tossed over Ozu's shoulder. She looked fully red as she just gave up, "Whatever....fine Ozu I know you are going to do this either way."

She let him carry her to the inn and just glanced at the innkeeper. "What are you looking at take the money and keep your trap shut!"

Claire pouted as she shifted her shoulders a bit turning her head glancing up from the bed at Ozu, "Alright hero....I assume you want a reward....so uh...climb up..."

Ozu didn't say a word. He pretty much stripped naked instantly then dived into the bed. She landed next to Claire ten scrambled to pin er to the bed. He pinned her wrists above her head then kisses her on the mouth. "We both know you want this too. But first we must get you properly undressed," he let her wrists go and began undressing her.
 
Duke's eyes went wide as Lolo, of all people, walked in on him getting deepthroated by Yashima. This was either going to end very well, or very poorly. "Oh, Lolo. I didn't know that you worked here. How are things?" Duke asked, face both red as a beet and pale as a ghost. He was trying to not make it obvious what was going on underneath the table, but Yashima's gagging made that a bit hard. Then Lolo reached her hand underneath the table and pushed Yashima further down. "Oh fuck. Lolo, don't do something like that so suddenly. You could seriously hurt her," Duke said, seemingly forgetting about him forcing his dick further down Yashima's throat only a few moments before. Lolo set down the check and told him that they won't be disturbed. Duke seemed to get a little sad hearing her business tone rather than her normally happy one. "Erm, thanks, Lolo. If you need to talk later, I'll probably be open," He managed to get out before she left.

Once Lolo was out of the room, Duke focused his attention back on Yashima. "Oi, you probably heard but your food is here, whenever you want it," Duke said, patting Yashima's head.

What the fuck kind of response was that? His dick was in Yashima's throat and he talked about making plans with Lolo and that the food was ready? Not even a single moan of pleasure or anything. Lolo freaking face palms and goes to sit at the bar. She turn to Pixie and said,"Well that man is dense as a brick. I'll be surprised if Yashima doesn't murder him. Can I get you anything Pixie?"

Yashima pulls the cock out of her throat and lets out a gasp. She gets out from under the table and looks mad. "Oi, the food is ready? Do you even know what sex is? I feel like I'm the only one trying to get lid here. Am I really so bad you make plans to o see Loo while I suck your cock? Talk about rude," she goes back to her seat and feels dejected. Well Duke, how you going to fix this?
 
Duke blinks as an earth-shattering revelation hit him: He's a dumbass. Somehow he managed to fuck this up, almost like he had a talent for it. Now that he had people openly say it to his face, he managed to finally see it, he's an unadulterated fucking idiot. What could he even say in this situation that wouldn't result in him getting killed, he pondered in his head. Going with his gut was very clearly not the answer in this situation, but it was also the only think Duke really knew how to do. "Oh Jesus Christ I'm stupid," Duke said aloud. "Yashima, I'm a dumbass. Good lord how did I actually fuck that up. Yashima, I'm sorry that I'm fucking stupid, I really don't mean it. I'm just not really used to stuff like dating and sex. I know that's not a good excuse for why I'm a dumbass, but that's kind of all I have. Most women don't give me a chance, and most other's have been disinterested in this sort of stuff, so I don't really have any idea on how to act in this kind of situation," Duke said, pouring his heart out. "Listen, I understand if you want to leave, or even if you hate me now. But please understand that I am sorry."
 
Pixie seemed to be in a daze as she stood beside Lolo. Cum ran down her legs in thick streams, but if she noticed or cared, she didn't show it. Shaking her head clear, she said, "Y-yeah, a big ol' thing of beer, please."

She sat at the table with Duke and Yashima. Maybe she was tired from the fight--or, judging by all the cum on her, she got fucked silly--but she looked spent. "You two are both dumb." Pixie pointed to Yashima. "You..." Her voice trailed as she struggled to remember her name. "Imposing your will on someone isn't the way to win their heart. It's just making Duke nervous and uncomfortable. And Duke--" She pointed to him. "--Give yourself a moment to think about what you're going to say, 'cuz the first thing on your mind could hurt someone's feelings."
 
Lolo face palmed. It was a private table, people are not just supposed to go in there and sit down. Yashima was about to forgive Duke. She was moved by his sincere apology. Then Pixie sat down and killed the mood. "Oi Midget! Just because you have found your first girlfriend does not mean you are old enough to give relationship advice!" shouted Yashima. Pixie's Ageism -1 clearly working against her now.

Lolo came around and set the beer on the table. She gave Duke and Yashima an I'm sorry face before going back to work. Yashima started to eat her meal. She casually then pointed out the cum running down Pixie's thighs. "Let me guess, Ozu said the loser gets bred and fucked you silly. But you lost to Duke technically. So are you here to get bred, Loser?" asked Yashima. She then gave a cat like smile,"I wouldn't mind seeing that. I doubt a short girl like you could handle monster cock like Duke's anyway." And o things got weird s the gauntlet was thrown down at Pixie's feet.
 
Ozu didn't say a word. He pretty much stripped naked instantly then dived into the bed. She landed next to Claire ten scrambled to pin er to the bed. He pinned her wrists above her head then kisses her on the mouth. "We both know you want this too. But first we must get you properly undressed," he let her wrists go and began undressing her.

Claire turns bright red as she swallows slightly. She feels his body pinning her wrists as she closes her eyes moaning. She could feel his tongue slipping inside her lips during the kiss and within a second Ozu pulled back to speak. Claire pouted as she soon heard his words and felt him starting to strip her of her dress. "Ozu....." She shifted her weight as she felt him touching her skin gently with each undoing of her clothes.
 
Duke was overjoyed that Yashima had forgiven him, regardless of Pixies intrusion. He watched as Lolo set down the beer and gave her an predicative look. before getting back to his meal. He looked as Yashima ate her beef bowl after digging into his burger. It wasn't quite like the ones from home, but he'd be damned if they weren't good. Yashima then mentioned something about him having sex with Pixie, right as he took a bite of his burger. He almost choked, but managed to stop himself before looking at Pixie, trying to measure how tall she was, before looking back to Yashima. "Yashima, I think I'd actually split her in half, if not just go strait through her. I'm pretty sure her torso isn't even as big as it!" Duke said, face red from the alcohol, but mostly from embarrassment at the statement.
 
Duke was overjoyed that Yashima had forgiven him, regardless of Pixies intrusion. He watched as Lolo set down the beer and gave her an predicative look. before getting back to his meal. He looked as Yashima ate her beef bowl after digging into his burger. It wasn't quite like the ones from home, but he'd be damned if they weren't good. Yashima then mentioned something about him having sex with Pixie, right as he took a bite of his burger. He almost choked, but managed to stop himself before looking at Pixie, trying to measure how tall she was, before looking back to Yashima. "Yashima, I think I'd actually split her in half, if not just go strait through her. I'm pretty sure her torso isn't even as big as it!" Duke said, face red from the alcohol, but mostly from embarrassment at the statement.

"The laws of physics do not apply here. Maybe it is magic, but a giant can fuck a hafling girl and she would just get comically stretched out and only be sore afterwards. No harm done. That is how I took our entire cock to the base and was not hared either. This world is like a hentai anime!" explained Yashima. It was true. It seemed everything here is eared toward freaky sex! So Duke can tick it in any girl (or guy) without dealing permanent damage! Yeah!
 
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