Let's One Up Each Other!

[Blazorna]

Basically, we try to one up each other over a certain theme, without insulting anyone. If the person forgets to stay on topic or can't come up with something and admits it, next person gets to start over with a new topic. Otherwise, be as creative as you can!

First theme: Chihuahuas with Bazookas

My Chihuahua can dual wield his bazookas!

 

[Blazorna]

Changing to pancakes for theme

 

[Revnarh]

I can make pancakes that flip themselves!

 

[Blazorna]

My pancakes are so fluffy you can sleep on them!

 

[Revnarh]

My pancake towers are so high you can climb them and end up on Mars!

 

[Blazorna]

My pancakes solved World Hunger, for breakfast at least.

 

[Revnarh]

I created a world record by making the biggest flipable pancake in the world. It was the size of Australia.

 

[Blazorna]

My pancake has it's own gravity.

 

[Revnarh]

The syrup on my pancakes is nectar and tastes so divine that I'm now making breakfast for the gods!

 

[Blazorna]

My pancakes are so good that they exist beyond Gods, they exist within the Nerf Dimension!

 

[Revnarh]

Your pancakes need to be nerfed? Pffft, mine are beyond the sixth dimension!

 

[Blazorna]

The syrup I use for those pancakes is forbidden up to the seventh dimension, as it causes uncontrollable sexiness.