He bolted off the bed. "Ooo, piggy back ride. I got an idea!" he cooed.
He helped her get dressed, but not before slipping one of the sex toys (Twilight Sparkle's horn) from the suite inside her, before slipping her panties back on.
He then rifled through the mountain of clothes, before finding some mismatched items that fit, albeit making him look like Mr Magoo gone golfing.
He then found the suite coffee maker, and turned it on without putting any water in it, and tossed it into the pile of clothes, making sure that he buried it with some of the more flammable items.
He then hoisted Fortune onto his back, making certain his spine struck the sex toy in her, and they left as the place started to fill with smoke.
He took her down the stairs, partly because the elevators were probably about to go into fire mode, but also so the bumpity bumpity went into her through the sex toy.
As they got down to the lobby, it was thronging with people trying to escape, a large amount of the men wearing only towels as squidy stole their clothes earlier.
They left with the churn of people, Prize certain to grab some towels off guys, and toss them back against the flow of escaping people to make certain they couldn't reach them.
"Where to next?" he asked his sister, still on his back,