Which OC would?

[Xanaphia]

Which of your OCs would do the following?

Likes their music loud-Aurelia, Mercedes
Would poison someone if given the chance- Mercedes, Aurelia, Kaydia
Always happy-LMAO, My OCs? Closest would be Astrid.
Afraid of spiders- IDK, but it would be hilarious if it was Aurianna.
Would jump out of a plane- Kaydia, Clara
Calls people ‘Dude’- I feel like Clara would if it were a part of her language.
Wants to just lay down and not move- Kaydia (that's essentially what Inertia does)
Has the perfect comebacks- Aurelia, Justine
Can punch someone and the person they punched would thank them- Clara punched Verrier and he agreed to help her. She gets it from Aunt Ingrud.
Listens to everything but common sense-Aurianna
Gives nicknames to others
Likes to talk to code
Doesn’t open up to others very easily- Aurelia, Kaydia
Is painfully obvious on who they like- Aurelia
Would get a tattoo on a whim- Kaydia
Has a strong eyebrow game- Maybe, Mercedes
Would jump off a building- Kaydia has done that a few times.
Likes to travel- Aurelia, Clara
Likes roses- Mercedes?
Talks in song lyrics- Mercedes
Is tol- Aurianna
Is smol- Justine
Would murder someone if given the opportunity- All of them TBH
Had a sad childhood- Aurelia, Aurianna
Loves their parents- Mercedes, Aurianna
Hates fish
Questions everything- Aurelia, maybe?
Would keep up with celebrity gossip- Kaydia
Would make it rain in the club- Kaydia
Likes hugs- Clara
Kisses their partner good night- All of them are cheesy like that.
Likes to give piggybacks- Aurianna
Likes to sing in the vehicle- Mercedes
Would join the circus
Could be a stand-up comedian- Aurelia
Has bad luck-Kaydia. Fucking Kaydia
Likes pretzels
Loves the rain- Maybe Mercedes or Kaydia
Can knock out someone’s tooth in one punch- Aurianna
Will kiss someone to steal their wallet- Aurelia

 

[Sigr]

Template for easy copying and pasting:

Likes their music loud-
Would poison someone if given the chance-
Always happy-
Afraid of spiders-
Would jump out of a plane-
Calls people ‘Dude’-
Wants to just lay down and not move-
Has the perfect comebacks-
Can punch someone and the person they punched would thank them-
Listens to everything but common sense-
Gives nicknames to others-
Likes to talk to code-
Doesn’t open up to others very easily-
Is painfully obvious on who they like-
Would get a tattoo on a whim-
Has a strong eyebrow game-
Would jump off a building-
Likes to travel-
Likes roses-
Talks in song lyrics-
Is tol-
Is smol-
Would murder someone if given the opportunity-
Had a sad childhood-
Loves their parents-
Hates fish-
Questions everything-
Would keep up with celebrity gossip-
Would make it rain in the club-
Likes hugs-
Kisses their partner good night-
Likes to give piggybacks-
Likes to sing in the vehicle-
Would join the circus-
Could be a stand-up comedian-
Has bad luck-
Likes pretzels-
Loves the rain-
Can knock out someone’s tooth in one punch-
Will kiss someone to steal their wallet-

 

[Sigr]

Erased the ones that didn't apply to me or where no characters or too many to be significant.

Likes their music loud- Mhra and Makoto for sure.
Would poison someone if given the chance- Probably no one, although some could in a desperate situation like Maite.
Always happy- Leaf and Yuki are probably the happiest ones I have.
Would jump out of a plane- Savia or Salome, if they knew what a plane is.
Wants to just lay down and not move- Totally Mayu. Sometimes Alexandra.
Listens to everything but common sense- Mhra. Sometimes Alba.
Doesn’t open up to others very easily- Beatrice, Makoto.
Is painfully obvious on who they like- Totally Sara.
Would get a tattoo on a whim- Maybe Makoto, certainly Eligos.
Would jump off a building- Savia, but she cheats.
Likes to travel- Savia and Alex for sure.
Likes roses- Moon and Ruka.
Is tol- Beatrice.
Is smol- Galatea.
Would murder someone if given the opportunity- I don't think I have one of those?
Had a sad childhood- Galatea, Savia to a certain extent, Mayu.
Loves their parents- Leaf, Alexandra, Beatrice.
Questions everything- Savia, all the time.
Would keep up with celebrity gossip- Maybe Ruka and Moon.
Likes hugs- All of them! Although some wouldn't want to admit it.
Likes to give piggybacks- Maybe Beatrice.
Likes to sing in the vehicle- Alba.
Would join the circus- Yuki, because Yuki.
Could be a stand-up comedian- I don't see them being that clever in that sense.
Has bad luck- Alexandra. Totally Eligos.
Loves the rain- Not many, but that's my fault.
Can knock out someone’s tooth in one punch- Beatrice and Salome, with ease.
Will kiss someone to steal their wallet- Nope! Well, maybe Eligos. Oh, and Mhra.

 

[Madam Mim]

Characters: Jackie Sparrow, Jenny Sparrow, Kieran Shane, Anne Marie LaMonte, May Swift-Palmer, Fenny Balloch, Hamish Balloch, Erik Heinz-Schmidt, Olivia Baccharin

Likes their music loud- Jackie and Hamish
Would poison someone if given the chance- Anne Marie
Always happy- May
Afraid of spiders- Anne Marie
Would jump out of a plane- Kieran
Calls people ‘Dude’- Kieran (I think "mate" is probably close enough)
Wants to just lay down and not move- Jenny at times
Has the perfect comebacks- That would require me to be good at comebacks
Can punch someone and the person they punched would thank them- Anne Marie, Hamish, and Fenny...but it would likely be a kinky thing for Anne Marie
Listens to everything but common sense- Fenny, Kieran, and May
Gives nicknames to others-Kieran
Likes to talk to code-Anne Marie
Doesn’t open up to others very easily- Anne Marie and Hamish
Is painfully obvious on who they like- Erik, Jackie, and May
Would get a tattoo on a whim- Kieran, May, and Hamish
Has a strong eyebrow game- Anne Marie
Would jump off a building- Kieran and Jackie
Likes to travel- Erik
Likes roses- Hamish
Talks in song lyrics- May and Hamish
Is tol- Anne Marie and Erik are probably similar height
Is smol- Most of them
Would murder someone if given the opportunity- Anne Marie, Jackie, and Hamish
Had a sad childhood- Fenny/Hamish,, and Anne Marie
Loves their parents- Jenny and Fenny
Hates fish- Jackie
Questions everything- Hamish
Would keep up with celebrity gossip- Olivia
Would make it rain in the club- Kieran and Hamish
Likes hugs- Jenny and May
Kisses their partner good night- Erik, May, and Anne Marie
Likes to give piggybacks- May
Likes to sing in the vehicle- May
Would join the circus- May
Could be a stand-up comedian- Kieran thinks he could
Has bad luck- Poor Fenny
Likes pretzels- Erik
Loves the rain- Jenny
Can knock out someone’s tooth in one punch- Kieran and Hamish
Will kiss someone to steal their wallet- Kieran, Hamish, and Anne Marie

 

[TheCorsair]

Characters in question: Steve Rogers, Jack Sparrow, Quentin Hall, Matthias, Clara (as much mine as Xana’s), Verrier, Sam Cavendish, Algernon Swift, Yusef

Likes their music loud- Steve, Jack, Clara
Would poison someone if given the chance- Quentin, Verrier, Algernon, Yusef
Always happy- Steve, Matthias, Verrier
Afraid of spiders- Quentin, Sam
Would jump out of a plane- Steve, Jack, Verrier, Sam, Yusef
Calls people ‘Dude’- Clara
Wants to just lay down and not move- None
Has the perfect comebacks- Jack, Matthias, Verrier
Can punch someone and the person they punched would thank them- Steve, Sam
Listens to everything but common sense- Jack
Gives nicknames to others- Verrier
Likes to talk to code- ?
Doesn’t open up to others very easily- Quentin, Matthias
Is painfully obvious on who they like- Clara, Sam
Would get a tattoo on a whim- Verrier
Has a strong eyebrow game- Matthias, Verrier, Quentin
Would jump off a building- All if them, really
Likes to travel- Again, all of them
Likes roses- Sam
Talks in song lyrics- Algernon
Is tol- Quentin, Sam
Is smol- Clara
Would murder someone if given the opportunity- Jack, Quentin, Matthias, Verrier, Algernon
Had a sad childhood- Verrier, Quentin, Steve
Loves their parents- Steve, Sam, Algernon
Hates fish- Algernon
Questions everything- Verrier, Sam, Quentin, Jack
Would keep up with celebrity gossip- Verrier, Algernon, Steve
Would make it rain in the club-Quentin, Jack, Clara
Likes hugs- All if them, although Verrier won’t admit it.
Kisses their partner good night- All of them
Likes to give piggybacks- Verrier
Likes to sing in the vehicle- Steve, Yusef
Would join the circus- Steve, Jack
Could be a stand-up comedian- Jack
Has bad luck- Steve, Verrier
Likes pretzels- Steve, Jack, Sam
Loves the rain- Verrier, Clara
Can knock out someone’s tooth in one punch- Steve, Verrier, Algernon, Yusef, Clara
Will kiss someone to steal their wallet- Verrier, Yusef

 

[Xanaphia]

Adding New Ones!
Which OC can play an instrument?
Which OC is afraid to die? Which one isn’t?
Which OC would do anything to get what they want?
Which OC is a people person?
Which OC forgives and forgets?
Which OC would never have a kid?
Which OC has a trauma?
Which OC is a bookworm?
Which OC is a smartass?
Which OC likes to go to school/work?
Which OC can do magic tricks?
Which OC has good intentions but ends up doing the wrong thing?
Do you have an OC with any physical disabilities?
Which OC is selfish?
Which OC hardly trusts someone?
Which OC resurrected at least once?
Which OC is religious? What’s their religion?
Which OC gets second hand embarassment?
Which OC eats healthy food?
Which OC would adopt a kid?
Which OC drinks a lot?
Which OC is morally grey?
Which OC has a good fashion taste?
Which OC is competitive?

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Which OC can play an instrument? Mercedes is self-trained in all the instruments she performs with.
Which OC is afraid to die? Mercedes
Which one isn’t? Kaydia, Aurelia, Aurianna, Clara
Which OC would do anything to get what they want? Kaydia
Which OC is a people person? Kaydia
Which OC forgives and forgets? LMAO
Which OC would never have a kid? Aurelia and Astrid are "Not anytime soon" and Mercedes is "Not with the guy I married"
Which OC has a trauma? All of them because I am terrible.
Which OC is a bookworm? Kaydia, Astrid, maybe Aurelia
Which OC is a smartass? Aurelia
Which OC likes to go to school/work? All of them like what they do
Which OC can do magic tricks? Kaydia, Aurelia is good at sleight of hand though.
Which OC has good intentions but ends up doing the wrong thing? Kaydia
Do you have an OC with any physical disabilities? Aurianna
Which OC hardly trusts someone? Aurelia
Which OC resurrected at least once? Kaydia ("I was never actually dead, Quentin just kept assuming")
Which OC is religious? What’s their religion? Aurianna and Clara. Kaydia, sort of.
Which OC gets second hand embarassment? Aurianna
Which OC eats healthy food? Aurianna
Which OC would adopt a kid? Aurelia
Which OC drinks a lot? Aurelia
Which OC is morally grey? Aurelia, Kaydia
Which OC has a good fashion taste? Kaydia, Mercedes
Which OC is competitive? Aurianna, Clara and Aurelia.

 

[Madam Mim]

Characters: Jackie Sparrow, Jenny Sparrow, Kieran Shane, Anne Marie LaMonte, May Swift-Palmer, Fenny Balloch, Hamish Balloch, Erik Heinz-Schmidt, Olivia Baccharin

Which OC can play an instrument? Jenny, Kieran, and Anne Marie
Which OC is afraid to die? Which one isn’t? May is afraid to die, Jenny (obviously) and Fenny aren't
Which OC would do anything to get what they want? Hamish and Anne Marie
Which OC is a people person? May and Olivia
Which OC forgives and forgets? May and Olivia
Which OC would never have a kid? Kieran
Which OC has a trauma? Anne Marie, Fenny, Jenny, and May...I should probably stop defining my female characters with trauma, but it's just so much fun...
Which OC is a bookworm? Erik
Which OC is a smartass? Jackie, Kieran, and Hamish
Which OC likes to go to school/work? Erik
Which OC can do magic tricks? None of them...?
Which OC has good intentions but ends up doing the wrong thing? Hamish and Jackie
Do you have an OC with any physical disabilities? No
Which OC is selfish? Hamish, Kieran, and Jackie
Which OC hardly trusts someone? Hamish
Which OC resurrected at least once? Jenny
Which OC is religious? What’s their religion? Jenny and Kieran are Catholic, Erik is Jewish, and May is...in a cult lol And I guess Fenny and Hamish became proto-Lutherans eventually, but I'm not sure whether Hamish believed for his own sake or for Adelaide's.
Which OC gets second hand embarassment? Jenny
Which OC eats healthy food? May
Which OC would adopt a kid? Jackie and Fenny
Which OC drinks a lot? Anne Marie, Hamish, and Kieran...and Jenny later on.
Which OC is morally grey? Anne Marie and Kieran
Which OC has a good fashion taste? Also Anne Marie and Kieran, and also Olivia
Which OC is competitive? Fenny

 

[TheCorsair]

Characters in question: William Stone, Marilyn Stone, Captain Jack Sparrow, Quentin Hall, Matthias, Clara (as much mine as Xana’s), Verrier, Sam Cavendish, Algernon Swift, Yusef

Which OC can play an instrument? Marilyn, Jack, Algernon. Sam thinks she can play the harmonica, but she really can’t,
Which OC is afraid to die? Which one isn’t? Jack is afraid to die. Algernon isn’t. Verrier is convinced he can’t die.
Which OC would do anything to get what they want? Verrier, Algernon
Which OC is a people person? Marilyn, Jack, Clara, Yusuf
Which OC forgives and forgets? Quentin, Sam
Which OC would never have a kid? Marilyn, Verrier
Which OC has a trauma? Sam, Marilyn, Verrier
Which OC is a bookworm? Verrier, Algernon, Quentin
Which OC is a smartass? All of them
Which OC likes to go to school/work? All of them
Which OC can do magic tricks? William, Quentin, Algernon
Which OC has good intentions but ends up doing the wrong thing? William, Marilyn, Matthias
Do you have an OC with any physical disabilities? None of the ones listed, but the Jack in Bloodlines lost his left foot.
Which OC is selfish? Yusuf, Verrier, Jack
Which OC hardly trusts someone? Yusuf, Algernon, Verrier
Which OC resurrected at least once? Jack, Matthias
Which OC is religious? What’s their religion? Matthias (polytheistic Paladin of Afodesia), Yusuf (polytheist), Clara (polytheistic Paladin of Afodesia), Quentin (Jedi). Verrier has a cult following, so does that count?
Which OC gets second hand embarrassment? William, Quentin, Sam
Which OC eats healthy food? Quentin, Algernon, Sam
Which OC would adopt a kid? Quentin, Algernon, Sam, Verrier
Which OC drinks a lot? Yusuf, Jack
Which OC is morally grey? Yusuf, Algernon, William. Verrier would say he’s morally red in tooth and claw.
Which OC has a good fashion taste? William, Marilyn, Quentin, Verrier, Algernon. Sam is working on it.
Which OC is competitive? All of them

 

[Xanaphia]

Because I have too many damn characters: Eva, Lily, Mara, Viola, Lisa, and Xeriah

Likes their music loud- Xeriah
Would poison someone if given the chance- Lisa, Xeriah
Would jump out of a plane- Mara
Calls people ‘Dude’- Xeriah
Wants to just lay down and not move- Lisa
Has the perfect comebacks- Viola, Xeriah
Can punch someone and the person they punched would thank them- Viola
Listens to everything but common sense- Lily, Xeriah
Doesn’t open up to others very easily- Viola
Is painfully obvious on who they like- Eva
Would get a tattoo on a whim- Mara, Viola, Xeriah
Has a strong eyebrow game- Viola
Would jump off a building- Mara, Xeriah
Likes to travel- Mara, Xeriah
Likes roses- Viola
Is tol- Viola, Lily
Is smol-Eva
Would murder someone if given the opportunity- Mara, Xeriah
Had a sad childhood- Mara, Viola
Loves their parents- Mara, Eva, Lily, Lisa
Questions everything-Lily, Viola, Mara after she met Quentin, Xeriah
Would keep up with celebrity gossip- Xeriah
Would make it rain in the club-Xeriah
Likes hugs- Eva, Viola
Likes to give piggybacks-Viola
Would join the circus- Xeriah
Could be a stand-up comedian-
Has bad luck- Mara, Lisa
Loves the rain- Viola
Can knock out someone’s tooth in one punch- Lily, Eva, Mara
Will kiss someone to steal their wallet- Xeriah

Which OC can play an instrument?
Which OC is afraid to die? Eva, Xeriah
Which one isn’t? Lisa
Which OC would do anything to get what they want? Mara, Xeriah
Which OC is a people person? Eva, Xeriah
Which OC forgives and forgets? Eva, Mara
Which OC would never have a kid?Eva has some pretty confused ideas about it, but she probably isn't ready yet. Xeriah
Which OC has a trauma? Lisa
Which OC is a bookworm? Viola, Mara
Which OC is a smartass? Viola, Lily, Xeriah
Which OC can do magic tricks? Mara, Xeriah
Which OC has good intentions but ends up doing the wrong thing? Viola
Which OC is selfish? Lily, Xeriah
Which OC hardly trusts someone? Mara
Which OC is religious? What’s their religion? Eva and Lily are Polytheistic paladins. Viola is a Deist. Mara is trying to become a jedi.
Which OC gets second hand embarassment? Lily
Which OC would adopt a kid? Viola
Which OC is morally grey? Xeriah
Which OC has a good fashion taste? Mara, Viola
Which OC is competitive? Mara, Viola, Lily, Xeriah

 

[Xanaphia]

New Questions!

1. most likely to clean up everybody’s crap without asking

2. most likely to get in a fight

3. most likely to fall asleep literally anywhere

4. most likely to get a crap-ton of tattoos

5. most likely to get a really crappy tattoo and immediately regret it

6. most likely to survive the zombie apocalypse

7. most likely to be two hours late to their own event

8. most likely to flirt to get what they want

9. most likely to laugh at a funeral

10. most likely to look really good in a kilt

11. most likely to steal free samples

12. most likely to take selfies at inappropriate times

13. most likely to ruin everything

14. most likely to have a shotgun wedding

15. most likely to laugh until they cry

16. most likely to get into an argument with an animal

17. most likely to use any and all excuses to take off articles of clothing

18. most likely to prank call people

19. most likely to binge-watch Netflix for absurd lengths of time

20. most likely to sing better than expected

21. most likely to get attacked by a bird

22. most likely to sleepwalk/talk

23. most likely to drop obscure references nobody understands

24. most likely to go to a party just for the food

25. most likely to make questionable fashion decisions

26. most likely to be talented in surprising ways

27. most likely to listen to one song for four days in a row

28. most likely to eat cake for breakfast

29. most likely to go bridge/cliff-jumping

30. most likely to have had an embarrassing middle-school emo phase

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Too many damn Characters: Aurianna, Clara, Kaydia, Aurelia, Viola, Mara, Eva, Lily, Mercedes, Astrid

2. most likely to get in a fight- All of them, LMAO Aurianna is hotheaded and Aurelia is super judgmental. Viola is also quick to throw a punch.

4. most likely to get a crap-ton of tattoos- Aurelia, Viola

5. most likely to get a really crappy tattoo and immediately regret it- Aurianna is the impulsive one so...

6. most likely to survive the zombie apocalypse- Aurianna and Clara, on the grounds that the demon-infested world they live in is a step up in danger compared to a zombie apocalypse.

7. most likely to be two hours late to their own event Kaydia (Because her and Quentin were convinced they had time for a quickie and was anything but quick)

8. most likely to flirt to get what they want- Aurelia

9. most likely to laugh at a funeral- Aurelia

10. most likely to look really good in a kilt- Viola

12. most likely to take selfies at inappropriate times- This would be Lily if she were in a modern time.

13. most likely to ruin everything- Aurianna, Lily

14. most likely to have a shotgun wedding- Well, that's one interpretation of Ari and Matthias' wedding.

15. most likely to laugh until they cry- Eva

16. most likely to get into an argument with an animal- Clara, but the animal is probably a shape-shifted Verrier.

17. most likely to use any and all excuses to take off articles of clothing- Clara, Kaydia

20. most likely to sing better than expected-Mercedes exceed William's expectations the first time he saw her. Otherwise, maybe Aurelia


22. most likely to sleepwalk/talk Aurianna and Kaydia have done this.

23. most likely to drop obscure references nobody understands- Astrid (she's well read, and doesn't understand why others wouldn't be), Kaydia, picking it after a few years of marriage to Quentin.

24. most likely to go to a party just for the food- Viola, Aurelia

25. most likely to make questionable fashion decisions- Viola's are questionable for her time period, but she likes pants.

26. most likely to be talented in surprising ways- Aurelia, Mercedes

27. most likely to listen to one song for four days in a row- Mercedes, at least until she learned it (so more like a full day).

30. most likely to have had an embarrassing middle-school emo phase- Kaydia, Lily. (at least, whatever the time period equivilent would be for them)

 

[Xanaphia]

Which character would send these texts?

Character A: I’m straight.
Character B: Hey.
Character A: So it turns out I’m not straight.

A: Mercedes
B: Marilyn

A: Olivia
B: Viola

Bonus Twelfth Night Spoilers Edition:

Viola: I’m gay
Bastien: Hey
Viola: Nope, still gay.
Bastien: What if you dressed like a man and I fucked you like that?
Viola: That sounds hella gay. I’m in.

a: Wait, you like me for my personality?
B: Yeah, it shocked me as well.
Aurelia and Yusef (I think it works both ways)

Clara: What. The. Fuck.
Verrier:You’ll have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what the fuck” kind of stuff


Mara: Leia, you’re a lovely woman but I came over to eat pizza and fuck your brother. And you’re out of pizza

Lily: Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Lily: Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult

Kaydia: Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Mara: Can now check off "Start Bar Fight with my Dad" off my bucket list.

Lily: I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these three really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join.

Mercedes: Jesus, You make out with one sibling and sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you. So sensitive.

Yusef and Aurelia: I mean it’s up to you where you want to sleep but I’m telling you you’re going to hear us have sex no matter what room you’re in.
The Crew of the Silken Siren: Fair enough.

Viola: You know, I am really starting to enjoy being everyone's first gay experience.


Ari: I’ll do whatever I want when I’m 80.
Justine: If you’re still alive when you’re 80 I’ll demand a medical explanation.


Ari: at this point I think you’re judging my taste in men
Clara: I swear I’m not
Ari: It’s okay, I’m judging my taste in men


Clara: Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.


Zamira: The night’s not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
Lily: I don’t know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.

Kaydia (To Quentin): I’ve seen you dance and let’s just say its a good thing you don’t have a small dick

Matthias:
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
Ari:
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?


Mara (about Luke, to Leia): I love him. He's like the brother I never had that I kind of want to fuck.


Aurelia (in a draft she never sends Yusef): So you’re not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.


Ari: I’m not totally useless… You can use me as an example of what not to do


Lily: you said I shouldn’t try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works


Aurelia: As a general rule of thumb, I don’t call until the claw marks have healed.


Zamira (About Lily): She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper.


Kaydia: I’m gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset

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Character A: I’m straight.
Character B: Hey.
Character A: So it turns out I’m not straight.

a: Wait, you like me for my personality?
B: Yeah, it shocked me as well.

A: What. The. Fuck.
B:You’ll have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what the fuck” kind of stuff

A: if you think I’m not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me

A: B, you’re a lovely woman but I came over to eat pizza and fuck your brother. And you’re out of pizza

A: My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words “I probably should’ve thought this through” typed over and over.

(425): How do I carry myself in a way that says “I swallow”?

(424): Update: I may or may not be in a cult
(424):Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult

A: If he thinks I'm cancelling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming.

A: Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but B seems to think that we should run towards it dick-first

A: Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

A: Can now check off "Start Bar Fight with my Dad" off my bucket list.

A: I think i was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these three really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join.


A: I mean it’s up to you where you want to sleep but I’m telling you you’re going to hear us have sex no matter what room you’re in.
B: Fair enough.

A: You know, I am really starting to enjoy being everyone's first gay experience.


A: Jesus, You make out with one twin and sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you. So sensitive.

A: Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.

B: That would explain the cannon.



A: I’ll do whatever I want when I’m 80.
M: If you’re still alive when you’re 80 I’ll demand a medical explanation.

A: trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this guy is up to shady shit.




A: at this point I think you’re judging my taste in men

B: I swear I’m not

A: It’s okay, I’m judging my taste in men


A:Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.


A: So uh… Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as “tortured soul”?



A: The night’s not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.

B: I don’t know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.


A: I’ve seen you dance and let’s just say its a good thing you don’t have a small dick


A:
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
B:
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?


A: I love him. He's like the brother i never had that I kind of want to fuck.


A: So you’re not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.


A:I’m not totally useless… You can use me as an example of what not to do


A: If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.


A: you said I shouldn’t try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works


A: As a general rule of thumb, I don’t call until the claw marks have healed.


A: She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper.


A: I’m gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset


A:
Come over.
B:
Look lady I can’t have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.

 

[Raina Reader]

Fun game. lots of different questions sets. these ones seem the most flexible for me. I'll use my characters from my current active RP's, although seeing as theyre form differing genre's, this could get weird lol.

List as follows; Chelle, Naria, Veluxia, Evelyn, Len, Venice.


1. most likely to clean up everybody’s crap without asking

Evelyn

2. most likely to get in a fight

Toss up between Len, Venice and Veluxia. Len would start shit and bail when it got too hot. Venice would only fight back if she was caught stealing, then she'd bail. Veluxia is unpredictable but it would end in mass murder.

3. most likely to fall asleep literally anywhere

Veluxia

4. most likely to get a crap-ton of tattoos

Len is covered head to toe in tats

5. most likely to get a really crappy tattoo and immediately regret it

Probably Venice

6. most likely to survive the zombie apocalypse

Either Veluxia or Venice. Veluxia cuz; Vampire, but if limited supply of healthy people to feed upon, probably Venice, cuz; guns.

7. most likely to be two hours late to their own event

Len

8. most likely to flirt to get what they want

Len

9. most likely to laugh at a funeral

Veluxia, and it would be a funeral she caused, and then she'd probably eat the people there. :\

10. most likely to look really good in a kilt

Hm... Naria and Chelle rock fur kilts

11. most likely to steal free samples

Veluxia if the free samples are people, Len if we're talking grocery store. Venice is disqualified because she steals everything.

12. most likely to take selfies at inappropriate times

Len and Venice are my only characters who qualify genre wise for this one and probably neither would.

13. most likely to ruin everything

Veluxia

14. most likely to have a shotgun wedding

Evelyn

15. most likely to laugh until they cry

Veluxia but laughing and crying at the same time

16. most likely to get into an argument with an animal

Naria

17. most likely to use any and all excuses to take off articles of clothing

Len cuz she's a slooot

18. most likely to prank call people

Len

19. most likely to binge-watch Netflix for absurd lengths of time

Len, if she had a girl to snuggle

20. most likely to sing better than expected

Evelyn

21. most likely to get attacked by a bird

Evelyn, by a flock of ravens

22. most likely to sleepwalk/talk

Evelyn

23. most likely to drop obscure references nobody understands

Veluxia

24. most likely to go to a party just for the food

Len

25. most likely to make questionable fashion decisions

Venice

26. most likely to be talented in surprising ways

Venice

27. most likely to listen to one song for four days in a row

Len

28. most likely to eat cake for breakfast

Len again

29. most likely to go bridge/cliff-jumping

Chelle; cliff diving into the lake

30. most likely to have had an embarrassing middle-school emo phase

Len; but delayed til after highschool cuz repression.

 

[TheCorsair]

Characters in question: William Stone, Marilyn Stone, Captain Jack Sparrow, Quentin Hall, Matthias, Clara (as much mine as Xana’s), Verrier, Sam Cavendish, Algernon Swift, Yusef

1. most likely to clean up everybody’s crap without asking: Quentin, Clara, Algernon

2. most likely to get in a fight: Marilyn, Matthias, Verrier, Sam, Yusef

3. most likely to fall asleep literally anywhere: Quentin, Verrier, Yusef

4. most likely to get a crap-ton of tattoos: Quentin

5. most likely to get a really crappy tattoo and immediately regret it: Yusef

6. most likely to survive the zombie apocalypse: All of them, really. Verrier stopped a zombie apocalypse (with Afodesia’s assistance).

7. most likely to be two hours late to their own event: Yusef

8. most likely to flirt to get what they want: Marilyn, Yusef

9. most likely to laugh at a funeral: Algernon, Verrier

10. most likely to look really good in a kilt: Matthias, Yusef

11. most likely to steal free samples: Verrier, Yusef

12. most likely to take selfies at inappropriate times: Marilyn, Clara

13. most likely to ruin everything: Verrier

14. most likely to have a shotgun wedding: Yusef

15. most likely to laugh until they cry: William, Sam

16. most likely to get into an argument with an animal: Verrier

17. most likely to use any and all excuses to take off articles of clothing: Yusef, Clara

18. most likely to prank call people: Yusef, Verrier, Clara

19. most likely to binge-watch Netflix for absurd lengths of time: Verrier

20. most likely to sing better than expected: Algernon, Matthias

21. most likely to get attacked by a bird: Verrier, Jack

22. most likely to sleepwalk/talk: Sam

23. most likely to drop obscure references nobody understands: Quentin, Matthias, Verrier

24. most likely to go to a party just for the food: Quentin, William

25. most likely to make questionable fashion decisions: Jack

26. most likely to be talented in surprising ways: Algernon

27. most likely to listen to one song for four days in a row: Verrier

28. most likely to eat cake for breakfast: Sam

29. most likely to go bridge/cliff-jumping: Sam, William, Jack

30. most likely to have had an embarrassing middle-school emo phase: Sam, Verrier

 

[TheCorsair]

Maybe it’s cheating a little, but I used some supporting characters with this.

Clara: I’m straight.
Sue: Hey.
Clara: So it turns out I’m not straight.

Yusef: Wait, you like me for my personality?
Aurelia: Yeah, it shocked me as well.

Clara: What. The. Fuck.
Verrier: You’ll have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what the fuck” kind of stuff

Captain Jack Sparrow: if you think I’m not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me

Captain Jack Sparrow: My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words “I probably should’ve thought this through” typed over and over.

Thora: How do I carry myself in a way that says “I swallow”?

Sheila: If he thinks I'm cancelling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming.

Matthias: Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but Gouxal seems to think that we should run towards it dick-first

Matthias: Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Mykel: Can now check off "Start Bar Fight with my Dad" off my bucket list.

Sam: I think i was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these three really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join.

Sam: I mean it’s up to you where you want to sleep but I’m telling you you’re going to hear us have sex no matter what room you’re in.
Colin: Fair enough.

Clara: Jesus, You make out with one twin and sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you. So sensitive.

Marilyn: Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
William: That would explain the cannon.

Sigurd: I’ll do whatever I want when I’m 80.
Thora: If you’re still alive when you’re 80 I’ll demand a medical explanation.

Yusef: trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this guy is up to shady shit.

Afodesia: at this point I think you’re judging my taste in men
Edana: I swear I’m not
Afodesia: It’s okay, I’m judging my taste in men

Quentin: :Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.

Matthias: So uh… Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as “tortured soul”?

Mykel: The night’s not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
Cassandra: I don’t know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.

Sue: I’ve seen you dance and let’s just say its a good thing you don’t have a small dick

Will: Dude chill patience is a virtue.
Captain Jack: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?

Sam (Legacy version): So you’re not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.

Captain Jack: I’m not totally useless… You can use me as an example of what not to do

Sheila: If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.

Sheila: you said I shouldn’t try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works

Afodesia: As a general rule of thumb, I don’t call until the claw marks have healed.

Yusef: She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper.

Sheila: I’m gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset

 

[Madam Mim]

Characters: Jackie Sparrow, Jenny Sparrow, Kieran Shane, Anne Marie LaMonte, May Swift-Palmer, Fenny Balloch, Hamish Balloch, Erik Heinz-Schmidt, Olivia Baccharin

1. most likely to clean up everybody’s crap without asking: Fenny
2. most likely to get in a fight: Hamish and Kieran
3. most likely to fall asleep literally anywhere: May
4. most likely to get a crap-ton of tattoos: Jenny towards the end, May
5. most likely to get a really crappy tattoo and immediately regret it: Fenny
6. most likely to survive the zombie apocalypse: Hamish and Fenny. I think Jenny's more likely to cause the zombie apocalypse
7. most likely to be two hours late to their own event: May, Jackie
8. most likely to flirt to get what they want: Anne Marie, Kieran
9. most likely to laugh at a funeral: Anne Marie
10. most likely to look really good in a kilt: Hamish refuses to wear anything but a kilt, and doesn't give a damn if you think he looks good in it
11. most likely to steal free samples: Jackie, Olivia
12. most likely to take selfies at inappropriate times: Jackie, May
13. most likely to ruin everything: Kieran
14. most likely to have a shotgun wedding: Hamish
15. most likely to laugh until they cry: Erik
16. most likely to get into an argument with an animal: Jackie
17. most likely to use any and all excuses to take off articles of clothing: May, Jenny, Anne Marie
18. most likely to prank call people: Kieran
19. most likely to binge-watch Netflix for absurd lengths of time: Olivia
20. most likely to sing better than expected: Hamish
21. most likely to get attacked by a bird: Anne Marie
22. most likely to sleepwalk/talk: Olivia
23. most likely to drop obscure references nobody understands: Anne Marie, Jenny
24. most likely to go to a party just for the food: Fenny, Hamish, Erik
25. most likely to make questionable fashion decisions: May
26. most likely to be talented in surprising ways: Erik
27. most likely to listen to one song for four days in a row: Olivia
28. most likely to eat cake for breakfast: May, Hamish
29. most likely to go bridge/cliff-jumping: Jenny
30. most likely to have had an embarrassing middle-school emo phase: Jackie

~*~
With the help of some supporting characters...

Kieran/Olivia: I’m straight.
Colin/Viola: Hey.
Kieran/Olivia: So it turns out I’m not straight.

Kieran: Wait, you like me for my personality?
Colin: Yeah, it shocked me as well.

Jack: What. The. Fuck.
May:You’ll have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what the fuck” kind of stuff

Jackie: if you think I’m not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me

Kieran: Sam, you’re a lovely woman but I came over to eat pizza and fuck your brother. And you’re out of pizza

Hamish: My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words “I probably should’ve thought this through” typed over and over.

Kieran: How do I carry myself in a way that says “I swallow”?

May/Jenny: Update: I may or may not be in a cult
May/Jenny:Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult

Anne Marie: If he thinks I'm cancelling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming.

Erik: Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but Kieran seems to think that we should run towards it dick-first

Jenny: Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Hamish: Can now check off "Start Bar Fight with my Dad" off my bucket list.

Jackie: I think i was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these three really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join.

Erik: I mean it’s up to you where you want to sleep but I’m telling you you’re going to hear us have sex no matter what room you’re in.
Kieran: Fair enough.

Anne Marie: You know, I am really starting to enjoy being everyone's first gay experience.

Hamish: Jesus, You make out with one twin and sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you. So sensitive.

Erik: Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
Anne Marie: That would explain the cannon.

Hamish: I’ll do whatever I want when I’m 80.
Fenny: If you’re still alive when you’re 80 I’ll demand a medical explanation.

Kieran/Hamish: trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this guy is up to shady shit.

Jenny: at this point I think you’re judging my taste in men
Jack: I swear I’m not
Jenny: It’s okay, I’m judging my taste in men

Jenny:Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.

Anne Marie: So uh… Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as “tortured soul”?

Jenny: The night’s not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
Jackie: I don’t know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.

Erik: I’ve seen you dance and let’s just say its a good thing you don’t have a small dick

Fenny: Dude chill patience is a virtue.
Hamish: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE? (sidenote: I think this was an actual conversation at some point.)

Kieran: I love him. He's like the brother i never had that I kind of want to fuck.

May: So you’re not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.

Hamish: I’m not totally useless… You can use me as an example of what not to do

Anne Marie: If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.

Kieran: you said I shouldn’t try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works

Jackie: As a general rule of thumb, I don’t call until the claw marks have healed.

Olivia: She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper.

May: I’m gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset

Anne Marie: Come over.
Algernon: Look lady I can’t have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.

 

[Amaranthine]

Fuck me right up the ass, I love these kinds of things :v

---

Likes their music loud
-- Seven
Would poison someone if given the chance
-- Anna
Always happy
-- Molly, Angela
Afraid of spiders
-- Molly
Would jump out of a plane
-- Seven
Calls people ‘Dude’
-- Anna calls people "man" which is close enough?
Wants to just lay down and not move
-- Anna
Has the perfect comebacks
-- Seven
Can punch someone and the person they punched would thank them
-- Sev
Listens to everything but common sense
-- Anna
Gives nicknames to others
-- Molly
Likes to talk to code
-- None
Doesn’t open up to others very easily
-- Anna, Sev
Is painfully obvious on who they like
-- Angela
Would get a tattoo on a whim
-- Anna, Sev
Has a strong eyebrow game
-- Spence
Would jump off a building
-- None
Likes to travel
-- Spence
Likes roses
-- Angela, Olivia
Talks in song lyrics
-- None
Is tol
-- Anna, Spence
Is smol
-- Molly, Grace
Would murder someone if given the opportunity
-- Anna
Had a sad childhood
-- Anna's is more traumatizing but her I suppose, Sev
Loves their parents
-- Molly, Olivia
Hates fish
-- Spence
Questions everything
-- Grace
Would keep up with celebrity gossip
-- None
Would make it rain in the club
-- Anna if she had money
Likes hugs
-- Molly, Liv, Angela
Kisses their partner good night
-- Molly, Angela
Likes to give piggybacks
-- Anna but only to Molly
Likes to sing in the vehicle
-- Anna with Molly, Olivia
Would join the circus
-- None
Could be a stand-up comedian
-- None
Has bad luck
-- Everyone
Likes pretzels
-- Me as a person
Loves the rain
-- Anna, Liv, Spencer
Can knock out someone’s tooth in one punch
-- Anna
Will kiss someone to steal their wallet
-- Sev

Which OC can play an instrument?
-- Anna knows a lil bit of guitar
Which OC is afraid to die? Which one isn’t?
-- Anna only fears a slow, painful death. If she were to go quick and/or unable to feel it that would be okay.
-- Angela feared dying without dignity but now that she could die any day she fears dying period
Which OC would do anything to get what they want?
-- Anna and Sev probably
Which OC is a people person?
-- Molly, Angela
Which OC forgives and forgets?
-- Molly
Which OC would never have a kid?
-- Anna, Sev
Which OC has a trauma?
-- Anna, Grace
Which OC is a bookworm?
-- None really? Anna does like to read a lot more than anyone would expect though.
Which OC is a smartass?
-- Sev
Which OC likes to go to school/work?
-- Angela, Bree
Which OC can do magic tricks?
-- None
Which OC has good intentions but ends up doing the wrong thing?
-- Anna and also me as a person
Do you have an OC with any physical disabilities?
-- None are really disabled? Molly's husband Josh has a nasty shoulder injury that he got while deployed but he's not disabled.
Which OC is selfish?
-- Seven
Which OC hardly trusts someone?
-- Anna
Which OC resurrected at least once?
-- Anna wasn't ressurected but she was clinically dead one and got revived
Which OC is religious? What’s their religion?
-- None, they're all atheist or agnostic
Which OC gets second hand embarassment?
-- Olivia
Which OC eats healthy food?
-- Angela did
Which OC would adopt a kid?
-- Angela
Which OC drinks a lot?
-- Everyone? Everyone's an alcoholic.
Which OC is morally grey?
-- Also everyone probably.
Which OC has a good fashion taste?
-- I wouldn't call any of them fashionable but they don't dress like trash or anything
Which OC is competitive?
-- Spencer

1. most likely to clean up everybody’s crap without asking
-- Bree or Olivia
2. most likely to get in a fight
-- Anna or Sev
3. most likely to fall asleep literally anywhere
-- Anna can and will sleep anywhere as long as she's not touched
4. most likely to get a crap-ton of tattoos
-- Sev
5. most likely to get a really crappy tattoo and immediately regret it
-- Sev
6. most likely to survive the zombie apocalypse
-- Angela has skills worth keeping her alive and safe so probably her
7. most likely to be two hours late to their own event
-- Anna or Olivia
8. most likely to flirt to get what they want
-- Anna
9. most likely to laugh at a funeral
-- Sev
10. most likely to look really good in a kilt
-- Grace?
11. most likely to steal free samples
-- Molly
12. most likely to take selfies at inappropriate times
-- Angela
13. most likely to ruin everything
-- Anna
14. most likely to have a shotgun wedding
-- None of them really? None have beliefs saying that they need to be married to have a kid, nor would they rush a wedding purely because of an accidental pregnancy.
15. most likely to laugh until they cry
-- Molly
16. most likely to get into an argument with an animal
-- Seven probably
17. most likely to use any and all excuses to take off articles of clothing
-- Anna
18. most likely to prank call people
-- Anna
19. most likely to binge-watch Netflix for absurd lengths of time
-- Angela
20. most likely to sing better than expected
-- Anna
21. most likely to get attacked by a bird
-- I could see Anna somehow pissing off a bird
22. most likely to sleepwalk/talk
-- Spencer, Bree
23. most likely to drop obscure references nobody understands
-- None
24. most likely to go to a party just for the food
-- Angela or Olivia
25. most likely to make questionable fashion decisions
-- Angela
26. most likely to be talented in surprising ways
-- Anna I suppose? Her being good at anything other than lounging and getting high is kind of surprising.
27. most likely to listen to one song for four days in a row
-- Molly
28. most likely to eat cake for breakfast
-- Bree
29. most likely to go bridge/cliff-jumping
-- Anna has done the latter
30. most likely to have had an embarrassing middle-school emo phase
-- Sev

 

[Xanaphia]

(I loved seeing the responses, fucking hilarious. Adding in some new ones, will fill them out later)

A: I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.


A: Can i come over
B: After you called me a desperate slut? No
twenty minutes later
B: Come over


A: Heading there now. Already have a boner.


A: YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU B
B: I CAN IF I WANT TO


A: We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.


A: You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.


A: will a lunchtime blow job make it better?


A: was i wearing any clothes at that point?
B: socks and a thong


A: You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1


A: I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.


A: It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
B: It was the only fuck you've ever had..


A: I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.


A: I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao


A: I'm in love. Her name is B. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.


A: So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?


Character A: I’m kinda cold.
Character B: [pulling Char. A into a hug] Come here, [Character A].
Character C: You know what? I’m a bit chilly too, [Charcter D].
Character D: Well, damn, [Character C], I can’t control the weather, can I?


A: I am going to take you out
B: Great, it's a date!
A: I meant that as a threat.


Character A: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Character B: Just this morning, you were crying about snakes.
Character A: They don't have any arms!


Character A: There’s three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way and the [Character A] way!
Character B: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Character A: Yeah, but faster!


Character A: [Character B] has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what they know about ANY given topic. Watch.
Character A: Hey, [Character B], who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
Character B: Guzton Borglum, then his son finished it.
Character A: Now what state is it in?
Character B: I dunno, Ecuador or something?


Character A: You know, [Character B], it's very easy to criticize.
Character B: Fun too!


A: Pick your battles, pick… Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back, that’s too many.
B: I am full of rage and picking all of them.


Character A: When did you arrive?
Character B: Time is a construct, inherently tying us to death. Undo every shackle, unseat every oppressor, and time will be there still, inexorably laughing at us until the bitter end.
B:...I was here at 6:25


Character A: I just ended a 5 year relationship.
Character B: OMG, are you okay?
Character A: Yeah, I’m fine, it wasn’t my relationship.


Character A: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Character B: That's what you do.
Character A: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

A: B you look like hell.
B: Yeah, I just got back.

 

[Xanaphia]

Kaydia: I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.


Kaydia: YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU SHEILA
Sheila: I CAN IF I WANT TO

Aurelia: We banged in alley behind the bar. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.

Matthias: Hydranes tortured me half dead.
Ari: will a lunchtime blow job make it better?

Kaydia:
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.

Clara: It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
Sue: It was the only fuck you've ever had.

Sheila: I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.

Verrier:
I'm in love. Her name is Clara. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.

Mercedes:
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "Like the poem." WTF!?

Clara: I’m kinda cold.
Willam: [pulling her into a hug] Come here, Clara.
Thora: You know what? I’m a bit chilly too, Sigurd.
Sigurd: Well, damn, Thora, I can’t control the weather, can I?

A: I am going to take you out
B: Great, it's a date!
A: I meant that as a threat.

Clara: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Matthias: Just this morning, you were crying about snakes.
Clara: They don't have any arms!

Ari: There’s three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way and Ari's way!
Justine: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Ari: Yeah, but faster!

Ari: You know, Justine, it's very easy to criticize.
Justine: Fun too!

Yusef: Pick your battles, pick… Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back, that’s too many.
Aurelia: I am full of rage and picking all of them.

Clara: When did you arrive?
Verrier: Time is a construct, inherently tying us to death. Undo every shackle, unseat every oppressor, and time will be there still, inexorably laughing at us until the bitter end.
Clara:...
Verrier:...I was here at 6:25

Belsheba: I just ended a 5 year relationship.
Aurelia: OMG, are you okay?
Belsheba: Yeah, I’m fine, it wasn’t my relationship.

Matthias: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Sigurd: That's what you do.
Matthias: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

 

[Amaranthine]

I'm not limiting this to current rps or even only rps :v And stuff that doesn't really suit any character's just getting removed.

Poppy: I’m straight.
Elise: Hey.
Poppy: So it turns out I’m not straight.

Anna: Wait, you like me for my personality?
Molly: Yeah, it shocked me as well.

Molly: What. The. Fuck.
Anna: You’ll have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what the fuck” kind of stuff

Sev: if you think I’m not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me

Anna: Alicia, you’re a lovely woman but I came over to eat pizza and fuck your brother. And you’re out of pizza.
(Now I totally wish the girls would have gotten along because Anna would definitely say that to someone.)

Elise/Anna: My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words “I probably should’ve thought this through” typed over and over.

Sev: How do I carry myself in a way that says “I swallow”?

Anna: Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Angela: I think i was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these three really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join.

Anna: I mean it’s up to you where you want to sleep but I’m telling you you’re going to hear us have sex no matter what room you’re in.
Molly: Fair enough.

Poppy: You know, I am really starting to enjoy being everyone's first gay experience.

Anna: Jesus, You make out with one twin and sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you. So sensitive.

Andy: Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
Sev: That would explain the cannon.

Anna: I’ll do whatever I want when I’m 80.
Molly: If you’re still alive when you’re 80 I’ll demand a medical explanation.

Anna: at this point I think you’re judging my taste in men
Molly: I swear I’m not
Anna: It’s okay, I’m judging my taste in men

Anna: Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.

Elise: So uh… Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as “tortured soul”?

Sev: I’ve seen you dance and let’s just say its a good thing you don’t have a small dick

Andy/Nick: Dude chill patience is a virtue.
Sev/Anna: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?

Anna: So you’re not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.

Sev/Anna:I’m not totally useless… You can use me as an example of what not to do

Anna: If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.

Anna: you said I shouldn’t try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works

Andy: As a general rule of thumb, I don’t call until the claw marks have healed.

Andy: She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper.

Sev: Come over.
Andy: Look lady I can’t have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.

 

[Madam Mim]

Characters: Jackie Sparrow, Jenny Sparrow, Kieran Shane, Anne Marie LaMonte, May Swift-Palmer, Fenny Balloch, Hamish Balloch, Erik Heinz-Schmidt, Olivia Baccharin
Again, with help from supporting characters.

Anne Marie: I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.

Colin: Can i come over
Kieran: After you called me a desperate slut? No
twenty minutes later
Kieran: Come over


Hamish: Heading there now. Already have a boner.


Jack: YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU MAY
May: I CAN IF I WANT TO


Kieran: We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.


Jenny: You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.


May: will a lunchtime blow job make it better?


Sam: was i wearing any clothes at that point?
Erik: socks and a thong


Jackie: You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1


Jenny: I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.


Fenny: It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
Hamish: It was the only fuck you've ever had..


Hamish: I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.


Hamish: I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao


Erik: I'm in love. Her name is Sam. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.


Kieran: So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?


Olivia: I’m kinda cold.
Viola: [pulling Olivia into a hug] Come here, Olivia.
Jackie: You know what? I’m a bit chilly too, Sam.
Sam: Well, damn, Jackie, I can’t control the weather, can I?
(Couldn't resist the reference.)


Anne Marie: I am going to take you out
Sam: Great, it's a date!
Anne Marie: I meant that as a threat.


Jenny: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
John: Just this morning, you were crying about snakes.
Jenny: They don't have any arms!


Hamish: There’s three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way and the Hamish way!
Fenny: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Hamish: Yeah, but faster!


Jenny: John has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what they know about ANY given topic. Watch.
Jenny: Hey, John, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
John: Guzton Borglum, then his son finished it.
Jenny: Now what state is it in?
John: I dunno, Ecuador or something?


Anne Marie: You know, Algie, it's very easy to criticize.
Algernon: Fun too!


Olivia: Pick your battles, pick… Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back, that’s too many.
Viola: I am full of rage and picking all of them.


Kieran: When did you arrive?
Erik: Time is a construct, inherently tying us to death. Undo every shackle, unseat every oppressor, and time will be there still, inexorably laughing at us until the bitter end.
Erik:...I was here at 6:25


Kieran: I just ended a 5 year relationship.
Anne Marie: OMG, are you okay?
Kieran: Yeah, I’m fine, it wasn’t my relationship.


Anne Marie: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Erik: That's what you do.
Anne Marie: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

John: Jenny you look like hell.
Jenny: Yeah, I just got back.

 

[TheCorsair]

I couldn’t think of people for all of them.

Sheila: I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.


Gwynn: Can i come over
Kariim: After you called me a desperate slut? No
twenty minutes later
Kariim: Come over


Jack: You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.

Jack: You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1


Clara: I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.

Sam: I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao

Gwynn: I’m kinda cold.
Kariim: [pulling Gwynn into a hug] Come here, Gwynn.
Esmerelda: You know what? I’m a bit chilly too, Faye.
Fayette: Well, damn, Esme, I can’t control the weather, can I?


Faye: I am going to take you out
Esmerelda: Great, it's a date!
Faye: I meant that as a threat.


Clara: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Matthias: Just this morning, you were crying about snakes.
Clara: They don't have any arms!


Jack: There’s three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way and the Captain Jack way!
Will: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Jack: Yeah, but faster!


Yusuf: Igama has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what they know about ANY given topic. Watch.
Yusuf: Hey, Igama, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
Igama: Guzton Borglum, then his son finished it.
Yusuf: Now what state is it in?
Igama: I dunno, Ecuador or something?


Sam: You know, Jackie, it's very easy to criticize.
Jackie: Fun too!


Clara: Pick your battles, pick… Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back, that’s too many.
Verrier: I am full of rage and picking all of them.


Colin: When did you arrive?
Algernon: Time is a construct, inherently tying us to death. Undo every shackle, unseat every oppressor, and time will be there still, inexorably laughing at us until the bitter end.
Algernon:...I was here at 6:25

Jack: I just ended a 5 year relationship.
May: OMG, are you okay?
Jack: Yeah, I’m fine, it wasn’t my relationship.


Verrier: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Clara: That's what you do.
Verrier: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

Clara: Matthias, you look like hell.
Matthias: Yeah, I just got back.

 

[Xanaphia]

Seven Deadly Sins
Gluttony -
Wrath -
Pride -
Sloth -
Envy -
Greed -
Lust -

Cinnamon Roll (refer to meme)
Looks like and is a Cinnamon Roll:
Looks like a Cinnamon rolls, but would kill:
Looks like they would kill, but is actually a Cinnamon Roll
Sinnamon Roll:

Kids: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
How do your OCs respond?
"McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!":
"We have food at home":
Pulls up to McDonalds, and orders one small coffee:

 

[Madam Mim]

Adding some lesser-used characters in addition to the usual suspects because they fit better.

Seven Deadly Sins
Gluttony -Fenny
Wrath - Hamish, Anne Marie
Pride - Jenny
Sloth - Lily Stevens (ugh!)
Envy - Erik
Greed - Anne Marie
Lust -May

Cinnamon Rolls
Looks like and is a Cinnamon Roll: May
Looks like a Cinnamon roll, but would kill: Fenny
Looks like they would kill, but is actually a Cinnamon Roll: Peter Dolan (to a point)
Sinnamon Roll: Moira McGann

Kids: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
How do your OCs respond?
"McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!": May
"We have food at home": Jenny
Pulls up to McDonalds, and orders one small coffee: Anne Marie

 

[Xanaphia]

Seven Deadly Sins
Aurelia: On a good day, I can hit all of these.

Gluttony - Lily: Especially after recent events in Ascension.
Wrath - Mercedes and Aurelia: Both women have been wronged, and want their revenge.
Pride - Aurelia, Aurianna, Clara: Aurianna in particular, her pride gets her into trouble. For Clara and Aurelia, it just gets in the way of what they want.
Sloth - Kaydia: I guess she could fit under gluttony as well, given her addiction, but her desire to go numb lands her here.
Envy - Viola: Extremely jealous of her brother, and his good fortune for being born a man.
Greed - Mercedes: She could escape her situation, but she wants so much more than that.
Lust - Lol all of them.

Cinnamon Roll
Looks like and is a Cinnamon Roll: Maybe Kiyone
Looks like a Cinnamon rolls, but would kill: Clara (though, for good reason)
Looks like they would kill, but is actually a Cinnamon Roll: Aurelia? I mean, she does kill, but she usually has a pretty good reason for it. (all my character are too bloodthirsty)
Sinnamon Roll: Silken Siren Crew

Kids: McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!
How do your OCs respond?
"McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!": Clara, Kaydia
"We have food at home": Aurianna
Pulls up to McDonalds, and orders one small coffee: Aurelia

 

[Xanaphia]

B: I wanna spice things up!
A: You know I’m allergic to chili.
B: I MEANT in the bedroom.
A: I can’t eat it anywhere in the house, B


Character A: I’m a lesbiab.
Character A: Lesbiem.
Character A: Less bien.
Character B: It’s okay, take your time.
Character A: Girls.


A:Being gay isn't a choice
A lifts up B like a trohpy: It's a game and I am winning


Person A: are you wearing my old shirt?
Person B: no.
Person A: …um
Person B: I’m wearing my new shirt.
Person A: …
Person B: As in I stole your shirt and you aren’t getting it back.


A: I like your new outfit
B: thanks, it was 50% off
A: I’d like it better 100% off
B: the store can’t just give clothes away for free-
A: that’s not what I meant
B: -that’s a terrible way to run a business Hugh.


A: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
B: What if it bites me and it dies?
A: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, B, learn to listen.
C: What if it bites itself and I die?
A: It’s voodoo.
D (or B): What if it bites me and someone else dies?
A: That’s correlation, not causation.
E (Or C): What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
F (Or A): That’s kinky.


A: I did something terrible.
B: It’s okay, I have a shovel.
A: Wait, what? What do you think I did?
B: It doesn’t matter. No one will ever know.


A: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what i have to say.
B: Too unrealistic. Stick to bondage, like the rest of us.


A, arresting someone: You have the right to remain–
B: A loser!
A: Nice.
A: But now, legally, I have to start over, B.


A: Go tell her she’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?
B: She could hear me.


A: So you’re dating B, huh? Why?
B: I’m right here.
C: Why not? Wouldn’t have been my first choice, but the universe has funny ways.
B: Still. Here.


A: I’m having some boy troubles.
B: Just remember the quickest way to any man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.


A: Let's go get a drink.
B: A, it's eight o'clock in the morning...
A: Well, we'll get eggs too!


A: *unbuttons shirt* Damn it’s hot in here.
B: Yeah, it is, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?


A, hiking: Man, it’s beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature!
B, out of breath: MOTHER NATURE’S A WHORE.


A: B wake up
B: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead. Please leave flowers and get out


A, Holding up a broken coffee pot: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
B: I did. I broke it...
A: No. No, you didn’t. C?
C: Don’t look at me. Look at D.
D: What?! I didn’t break it.
A: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
D: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
A: Suspicious.
D: No, it’s not!
D: If it matters, probably not... E was the last one to use it.
E: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
D: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
E: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, D!
B: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, A.
A: No. Who broke it?
C [whispering]: A, F been awfully quiet...
F: Really?!
C: Yeah, really!
*everyone starts arguing*
[Later]
A: I broke it. I was angry so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.


A: Have you noticed how hot your brother’s gotten?
B: [glares]
A: ...Because I have not!


A: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
B: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.


A, trying to end an argument: what, are you on your period?
B: i started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood, is that how you would like to end yours?


A: In your opinion what’s the height of stupidity?
B turning to C: How tall are you


A: When I first met you, I didn’t like you.
B: I’m aware of that.
A: But then, you and I spent some time together.
B: And?
A: It did not get better.


A: There’s something I need to get off my chest.
B: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.


A: Do twins ever think about the fact that one of them was unplanned? Do they think about which ONE was the accident?
B: I mean, pro-
C: I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY. IT WAS ME.


A: I thought you were dead.
B: Do I look like the kind of man who dies?


A: wanna come early for lunch? maybe a quickie?
B: it's pronounced 'quiche'


A: Can I tell you a secret?
B: I wouldn’t recommend it, no.


A: …the important thing is that you learned something.
B: No, I didn’t.


A: Am I adopted?
B: No, you’re ‘B’. Why would anyone name you ‘Adopted’? Even if we wanted to, your name was already B when we adopted you


A: I didn't drink that much last night
B: You were flirting with D
A: So what? She's my girlfriend
B: You asked her if she was single
C: And cried when she said she wasn't


A: Oh no. You don't want to date me. I'm a handful.
B: [excitedly] I have two hands!!!


A: What’s your blood type?
B: How would I know?
A: How would you not?!
B: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
A: You don’t know your OWN blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

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Mei: I wanna spice things up!
Eitoku: You know I’m allergic to chili.
Mei: I MEANT in the bedroom.
Eitoku: I can’t eat it anywhere in the house, Mei

Viola: I’m a lesbiab.
Viola: Lesbiem.
Viola: Less bien.
Bastien: It’s okay, take your time.
Viola: Girls.

Viola: Being gay isn't a choice
Viola lifts up Olivia like a trohpy: It's a game and I am winning


Quentin: are you wearing my old shirt?
Kaydia: no.
Quentin: …um
Kaydia: I’m wearing my new shirt.
Quentin: …
Kaydia: As in I stole your shirt and you aren’t getting it back.


Phedra: I like your new outfit
Eitoku: thanks, it was 50% off
Phedra: I’d like it better 100% off
Eitoku: the store can’t just give clothes away for free-
Phedra: that’s not what I meant
Eitoku: -that’s a terrible way to run a business Phedra.


Astrid: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Ellistair: What if it bites me and it dies?
Astrid: That means you’re poisonous. By the Dragon, Ellistair, learn to listen.
Hilda: What if it bites itself and I die?
Astrid: It’s voodoo.
Aevell: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Astrid: That’s correlation, not causation.
Ostred: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Nevyn: That’s kinky.


Aurelia: I did something terrible.
Yusef: It’s okay, I have a shovel.
Aurelia: Wait, what? What do you think I did?
Yusef: It doesn’t matter. No one will ever know.


A: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what i have to say.
B: Too unrealistic. Stick to bondage, like the rest of us.


Quentin, arresting someone: You have the right to remain–
Kaydia: A loser!
Quentin: Nice.
Quentin: But now, legally, I have to start over, Kaydia.


Igama: Go tell her she’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?
Esme: She could hear me.


Phedra: I’m having some boy troubles.
Fayette: Just remember the quickest way to any man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.


Aurelia: Let's go get a drink.
Yusef: Aurelia, it's eight o'clock in the morning...
Aurelia: Well, we'll get eggs too!


Kaydia: *unbuttons shirt* Damn it’s hot in here.
Quentin: Yeah, it is, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?


Sue, hiking: Man, it’s beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature!
Thora, out of breath: MOTHER NATURE’S A WHORE.


Gwynn: Aurelia wake up
Aurelia: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead. Please leave flowers and get out


Verrier, holding a broken coffee pot: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Clara: I did. I broke it...
Verrier: No. No, you didn’t. Matthias?
Matthias: Don’t look at me. Look at Sigurd.
Sigurd: What?! I didn’t break it.
Verrier: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Sigurd: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Verrier: Suspicious.
Sigurd: No, it’s not!
Sigurd: If it matters, probably not... Thora was the last one to use it.
Thora: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Sigurd: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Thora: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Sigurd!
Clara: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Verrier.
Verrier: No. Who broke it?
Matthias [whispering]: Verrier, Aurianna has been awfully quiet...
Ari: Really?!
Matthias: Yeah, really!
*everyone starts arguing*
[Later]
Verrier: I broke it. I was angry so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.


Mara: Have you noticed how hot your brother’s gotten?
Leia: [glares]
Mara: ...Because I have not!


Aurianna: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Matthias: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.


Igama, trying to end an argument: what, are you on your period?
Fayette: i started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood, is that how you would like to end yours?


Sue: In your opinion what’s the height of stupidity?
Justine turning to Aurianna: How tall are you?


Justine: When I first met you, I didn’t like you.
Matthias: I’m aware of that.
Justine: But then, you and I spent some time together.
Matthias: And?
Justine: It did not get better.


Quentin: There’s something I need to get off my chest.
Kaydia: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.


Bastien: Do twins ever think about the fact that one of them was unplanned? Do they think about which ONE was the accident?
Olivia: I mean, pro-
Viola: I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY. IT WAS ME.


Quentin: I thought you were dead.
Kaydia: Do I look like the kind of woman who dies?


Nehime: wanna come early for lunch? maybe a quickie?
Eitoku: it's pronounced 'quiche'


Aurianna: Can I tell you a secret?
Clara: I wouldn’t recommend it, no.


Matthias: …the important thing is that you learned something.
Aurianna: No, I didn’t.


Mara: Am I adopted?
Emperor: No, you’re ‘Mara’. Why would anyone name you ‘Adopted’? Even if I wanted to, your name was already Mara when I adopted you


Aurelia: I didn't drink that much last night.
Gwynn: You were flirting with Yusef.
Aurelia: So what? He's my lover.
Gwynn: You asked him if he was single.
Phedra: And cried when he said he wasn't.


Kaydia: Oh no. You don't want to date me. I'm a handful.
Quentin: [excitedly] I have two hands!!!



Ellistair: What’s your blood type?
Astrid: How would I know?
Ellistair: How would you not?!
Astrid: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
Ellistair: You don’t know your OWN blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!