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Is my dad the only one who says REALLY awkward things?

We're going to see Britney Spears in concert. He bought the tickets today.



[2:31:23 PM] Craig Harris: Just remember...this is my girlfriend we are going to go see.
[2:31:40 PM] Demmy: >.<
[2:31:51 PM] Demmy: Nuh uh. I'll go lesbian and steal her form you.
[2:31:54 PM] Demmy: **from
[2:32:01 PM] Craig Harris: we can share
[2:32:09 PM] Demmy: ROFL
 
*Slow drive home* HIM: so I Hope youre not engaging in deviant behaviour like oral sex, feminine juices are bad for your teeth. Me: Ill need dentures by the end of the year. Him: What was that? He gets really caught up in being preachy and never catches anything I say.
 
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