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Is my dad the only one who says REALLY awkward things?

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asasthana[old]

Super-Earth
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Feb 2, 2009
[1:01:08 PM] Demmy: How's work?
[1:13:13 PM] CHarris: Back from lunch
[1:13:24 PM] CHarris: It is ok. Went to eat lunch with Polk
[1:13:31 PM] Demmy: YOU SUCK
[1:13:39 PM] CHarris: That's what your mom said
[1:13:46 PM] Demmy: o.o
[1:13:47 PM] Demmy: DAD
[1:13:50 PM] Demmy: THAT'S HORRIBLE
[1:13:51 PM] Demmy: XD
 
My father says much more mortifying things with implied incest between he and I.

You bring me some of that creepiness, you win.


D: This isn't a competition you really want to win at, but yanno.
 
Does it count that he occasionally threatens to bite my nipple if I don't put on clothing? I have a habit of wandering around in undies and a blanket the size of an entire room.
 
Sounds like you guys/gals have some pretty... interesting dads.

Only thing awkward I shared with my dad was a few punches and a tackle.
 
:/ most of the male side of my family likes to rag on me because apparently my bed has a history in the family. My grandparents, all my uncles and my parents, all did it on this bed that I sleep on.

*shudders* I'm going to have a bonfire with this thing.
 
Bed, or mattress? Bed I can see, mattress.... Hun, you need to get a new mattress. Those things soak up bodily fluids. You're sleeping in your grandmothers cum. Every time you fap, curled on that mattress.. it's incest.
 
*Epic facepalm, drags the hand slowly down off his face* Bed AND Mattress. It's at least 14 years old and works well. Though I do need a new one.

I'm seriously going to have a bonfire made from this mattress, I'll invited everyone on here for s-mores.
 
All those dried liquids.. they're dissolving when you drool in your sleep...


Mmm.


God, yes. This is disgusting. :D XD


So about that bonfire!
 
Ahem... sorry. I just have a really short fuse...

Bonfire, don't know when. Might be a while.
 
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Does your vag hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier?
Does your vag, hang, low?
 
My brother has teabagged my pillows. I found out about this after sleeping on them. Tryed to do it to me twice. He walked around nude a lot.

;-;
 
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