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LF DM for Smutty D&D 5e

Desril

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Either solo or a group, but I'm looking for a super smutty game of 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons. A game where bestiality, and rape, and even necrophilia are, while not necessarily routine occurrences, something that the players should be aware are absolutely on the table. (And possibly very common, depending on what the DM and players want)

I can work with just about any sort of story, maybe a princess on the run forced into a world she's not ready to deal with, or slutty adventurers who want sex as much as they want gold and fame, or even a more classic party out to save the world from some threat that happens to get more than a little kinky on the way. Maybe the PCs are happy to take sexual favors in lieu of reward, maybe they're cursed to shack up with beasts, or maybe they just keep fighting things beyond their ability that prefer to rape them and enslave them rather than kill them. I'd be happy to discuss any ideas a potential DM might have.

Mechanics for sex optional at DM discretion.

Anyone interested?
 
You will have been a prisoner for four days, and have a single gold coin. I will allow a free reroll of the d20 though.
 
That can work, and liking how things seem so far. Shall be... interesting.

Illven; Common and Aglarondan as starting languages then.

Desril; Undercommon, Espruar, Deep Drow and High Drow as starting languages.
 
Ah, will ask that you have a good reason to know Drow Sign Language. Mostly, as that requires a slot even for Drow, and I'm leery just handing it out otherwise.
 
My idea was that as a sage that had at least planned to be in the underdark, there's reason to study the lexicon and it does things no other language does. I can change it if you prefer.

(Would the Forgotten realms draconic have a similar issue?)
 
Grim Troll said:
Huh, that can more then fit in, and can see it happening. Makes sense as well.

However, do NOT expect any good aligned Drow Cultures in the Underdark.

Cheers and sounds good - will try to have a full sheet available tomorrow.
Rolls were: 14,15,12,18,17,13 with a d20 of 13.
 
No, that would work... though to be honest, would prefer if you had Undercommon or Low Drow instead. Draconic would not, I mostly just have that issue due to the fact that I see it mostly being a military thing, and kept mostly a secret to maintain operational security.


Also, you would then have a flawed carnelian gemstone worth 10 gp.
 
OK, I've got mechanics mostly done, but I still need a name and to write her backstory (and pick spells)

Paladin 3, variant human, noble background. I'll post the sheet tomorrow when she's finished.
 
So here is Nia'lo - think everything should be correct.

On languages as it has been stated that we can have more for high intelligence I went with Common and Elvish (from being an Elf), High Drow (from being a noble) and Undercommon and Deep Drow (from intelligence).

For the Background feature I went with the optional Underdark Experience (from Out of the Abyss) as it seemed to fit, and the Bond about a library from the same.

Hope it all makes sense.
 
Actually, as a Drow, you get Undercommon, Espruar (Elvish), Deep Drow and High Drow (As a Noble, plus the other one) as starting languages, before bonuses. Mixed you up with Desril actually.

And mixed the 3.5 and 5e bonus language thing up again, so just the normal sources for bonus languages please.

Also, the main reason I rule for common or undercommon? Both are the common languages of their respective environments, but the natives would not have as much chance or opportunity to learn the other, due to a variety of factors.
 
Thanks so that is:
Espruar (Elvish)
Underdark
Deep Drow
High Drow - as a drow noble
Common - bonus language from noble outside of being a drow (good to be aware of surface politics at times, also good to know when slaves from different areas start plotting with there common language thinking you don't speak it)
Gnomish - bonus intelligence (if trading with one good to understand the language even if you don't deign to speak it)
Deep Speech - bonus intelligence (good to know what the traditional enemies are saying)

If that suits (and I understood the above correctly).

Don't think she would have needed to learn the more specialist Sign Language as someone largely working in a fixed job rather than patrolling the underdark.
 
Originally from Aglarond and the Yuirwood, although she's traveled around quite a bit since she left in her early 20s.
 
Common, Espruar and Aglarondan then. Common for Surface, Espruar for Half-Elf and Aglarondan for region. You can pick the language of choice from Outlander.
 
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