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Mr Master said:
I'm responding to an unemployment claim made by an insurance agent, right? No, they're not allowed to claim it, but they don't always tell the unemployment people the details of what they did.

So anyway, I'm glancing over the document, and the URL "www.texasworkforce.org" suddenly reads to me "www.texasworkwhores.org." I mean, "workhorse," I could kind of see, but the other? That's a new level of "hard up" for me. lol

LATER EDIT: Now all I can think about is Aku and her prostitute from earlier.
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GAH DON'T EVEN MENTION TEXASWORKWHORES! >.<
I HATEZ THEM!
On an unrleated note...I now get to have pie with two lovely ladies of the evening this weekend. I am so excited! They're a higher class than the one I took out last night.
 
FACT: Akuma has been giggling all day because of a name on a file this morning.
FACT: Someone's parents must have really hated their child to name them "Atilla D. Tuna"
 
Mr Master said:
You're kidding, right? Who doesn't like Tank Girl? I mean, even if you dislike the Lori Petty movie, the comic was twelve kinds of awesome.
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See, even just mentioning Tank Girl stirs up controversy. lol
 
As_Day_Fades said:
Fact: Battleship and I are rivals. *shakes fist*
Fact: Shikamaru won the battle of awesome over Gambit; barely, but he won.
Fact: Then that mo fo pulled out Goku, who is simply overpowered on a whole 'nother level. I wasn't sure if there was even a character out there who could compete with him.
Fact: After some consideration I am countering with this fine specimen:

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Fact: No one ___(verbs)___ like Gaston.
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Good sir, this effort is quite futile.
Why, you ask me? Well, I have my own personal trump cards that I use in such situation.

Meet Mr.Cheese Burger and Mrs.Ketchup.
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What you got now!
 
--+Hahvoc Requiem+-- said:
Info: Loves the way he sounds.
Info: Is all full from having real foods. <3
Info: Got an unexpected text message from a friend. o.o​
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Fact: Unsuspecting text messages rock my socks- <3

...depending on the content. xD
 
Fact: -Sends Momma very suggestive text messaging content-
Fact: Hahvy, go make me a sandwich<3
Fact: Is sneezing all over the place.
 
Fact: Has a four day drill weekend coming up.
Fact: This will be four days worth of most awesome drill pay.
Fact: At least 320 in my account. THAT makes me happy.
Fact: Needs to read drill mail.
 
Fact: She's stealing my heart<3
Fact: Is close to make 1000 posts and feel important :O
Fact: I hope they give you a present, or something.
 
Scandalous!

Info: Is semi-watching the Cube 2. It's a very odd movie with an interesting concept.
Info: Listening to the new(ish) Boys Like Girls album and enjoying it so far.
Info: Tired and horny as hell.​
 
Fact: Cube2 was pretty trippy

Fact:after the massive nose bleed, my sinuses have cleared up amazingly.

Fact:Between punching and glow sticking, my wrist are to sore to masturbate -tear-
 
xWickedBlackLace said:
--+Hahvoc Requiem+-- said:
Info: Loves the way he sounds.
Info: Is all full from having real foods. <3
Info: Got an unexpected text message from a friend. o.o​
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Fact: Unsuspecting text messages rock my socks- <3

...depending on the content. xD
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I'll have unlimited international text messages soon, so I'll be able to spam your cellphone inbox XD <3
 
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