So I discovered something the other night. I'm so fixated...

[Osheaga]

• • • • 
        
        Yeah, Canada's really nice.
        Especially where I live. It's also
        fucking hot right now.
        
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[[-Odyssey-]]

It gets hot in canada?

I've only heard about the extreme cold, so I assumed the summer there was like 80 degrees, lol.

 

[Osheaga]

• • • • 
        
        LOL god no. Our summers are killer.
        It's about 100 right now.
        Much cooler yesterday.
        
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[[-Odyssey-]]

xD Thats wierd.

We're closer to the equator, you would think it'd be worse...

 

[Osheaga]

• • • • 
        
        It's global warming, I tell you!
        It hasn't rained in weeks. : (
        
        I'm starting to get sad that every
        morning I wake up, it's fucking
        nice outside.
        
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[Shovel]

Shit. Now I'm having dreams about short girls. D: Why am I so obsessed all of a sudden? This outweighs my thing for asian chicks by far. Though a very short asian chick would probably make me jizz in my pants.

 

[Nymphetamine]

-Flexes-

Here I am!
The amazingly short Five foot on the dot chickie poo.

I'm surprised you didn't say nothin' 'bout me there Tay.
It's hilarious when Tay and I stand side-by-side. Because I look straight up to talk to her. x3

 

[Shovel]

Oh I love me some shorties. <3 I wanna see some pics D:

 

[Nymphetamine]

Lulz.
Not a whole lot to see. Plus, my picture is up on the "Show Yourselves" thread... near the end-ish. x3

I hate pictures.

 

[Shovel]

Hmm...I'm having difficulty locating them. But I did post my own pics. :3

 

[Shovel]

Oh. Disregard that. Found it, cutie :]

 

[Nymphetamine]

x3
Teeheehee.
I like being short, I take pleasure watching the tall people hit their head off things.. like chandeliers.. that's always the best.

 

[Shovel]

You have no idea how many times that has happened to me at Applebees. Seriously. And Im not even that tall. Im like average D:

 

[Nymphetamine]

It hurts so much when I hit my head off things.
Just 'cause it doesn't happen often.

x3

 

[Shovel]

Aww...someone needs a kissy on dere head

*smooch*

 

[Nymphetamine]

> <

Another problem with being short. Everyone treats you like a child.
D:

 

[Shovel]

Dawwww....but short people are so adorable. I just want to take them home. :3

 

[Nymphetamine]

Rofl.
That's diiiirty.

x3

Well, all honesty. I like tall men. So I guess it works out.
Tall guys like short girls.
Short girls like tall guys.

-shrug-
The world works in mysterious ways.
-Starts to sing U2 and strikes a pose-

 

[Shovel]

>_> perhaps. But its not like I'm gonna rape 'em. Because they are always willing. mwahaha.

achem.

Yes, it all works out. *Does a rockstar pose* YEEEAAAAHHH!

 

[Nymphetamine]

x3

Hehe.
Always? You puttin' the moves on the shorties?

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

I don't know, too much of a height difference can make sex awkward at times.

 

[Shovel]

@Nymphetamine - Haha...mayyybeeee... ;D I can't help how awesome they are.

@Nihilistic_Impact - Perhaps. But maybe the awkwardness would add excitement? x3

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

Not really.

I'm 6'2.

Current sex partner is more then a foot shorter then me.

Makes doing anything standing up a chore.

 

[Shovel]

hehe. Well I wouldn't mind so much.

 

[Nihilistic_Impact]

Eh, my problem most likely stems from an over saturation of short girls. I've known too many.