Just got finished watching Event Horizon. What a blast from the past! Filled with very hollow and stilted acting by Laurence Fishburne, of all people! However, the biggest surprise was a young and dashing Shawn Pertwee! Hehe!
Alfred Pennyworth from the Gotham tv series never looked so good in strained peas, clingy army shirts! Yowza!
That being said, that was literally the only thing I liked about the movie, getting to watch him play out the aggressive male archetype. Everything else was horrible. Fishburne acted like he didn't even want to be there. Everybody else was a stock character from Alien franchise. The only one with any really good acting was Sam Neill and...he really doesn't fit as the meta human psychopath in the end. The entire thing was like an uneven stacked tower, with no real plot connections that made any sense and the ending was severely underwhelming, especially when they squeeze in one last cheap scare using the worst makeup design of the entire thing. During most of it, with the "ship" reacting to the new crew arrival the way that it did, I kept on expecting an Amityville Horror style "
Get ooooout!" deep voice over the intercom. Then when it was clear that their attempts to leave were being thwarted at every turn, I expected the same thing except "
No wait...staaaay!" XD
And it gets real Hellraiser at the end, with the visions Neill shares with Fishburne about what they find beyond the universe through the black hole and it's...regular torture porn with barbed wire, dismemberment, and spiked protrusions coming out of people's orifices. I just let out a big yawn that this is the big existential crisis that "Baby Bear" went through earlier - it had him comatose when they pull him from the core, then he wakes up, making a beeline for the airlock, attempting suicide through pressure release or whatever. Really, man? Like, off the top of my head, I can come up with depravity much more sinister and all-consuming than that. Darkness inside you? Very vanilla; I think you can live through exposure to that, honestly. FFS.
1997. They were adorable, yeah?