What profession do you think the avatar above you has?

[Lurker]

A weapon of mass distraction.

 

[Aviatrix]

The Protagonist of a new Anime

 

[ManInMauve]

Lingerie Mannequin come to life

 

[Gina in Orange]

Dry cleaner worker playing dress-up

 

[Lurker]

Definitely not a couch potato.
Couch celery maybe?

 

[ColorWheel]

Sales calls by day, booty calls by night.

 

[Megadomination23]

TV Producer

 

[Vhexo]

The original Clone

 

[ManInMauve]

Conjurer

 

[CallieAB]

Mafia boss with supernatural powers.

 

[Lurker]

A volunteer in a magic show.

 

[CallieAB]

Also a volunteer in a magic show, but things go wrong

 

[Nykar]

Hypnotist at a dirty magic show

 

[ManInMauve]

Warlord

 

[Nykar]

A lawyer and in no way shape or form a fixer for powerful corporate elites.

 

[Vhexo]

A flagmaker that likes to show off his work.

 

[CallieAB]

Eldritch Abomination, but it doesn't pay well so they work at Popeye's on the weekend.

 

[ManInMauve]

Dancer on a ‘90’s show.

 

[navré]

Best man at weddings. For hire.

 

[Skarag]

Death brand cigarette spokesperson.

 

[Lurker]

Bodyguard

 

[Aviatrix]

Undercover CIA Informant working as a high class escort

 

[BoredWifey36]

Coffee tester

 

[Megara23]

Tattoo artist

 

[ManInMauve]

Olympic Swimmer