A most proud archaelogist, waggish at heart. Always prying into other businesses, for shenanigans and what ever fun, scandalous stories they could set their teeth into. Seemingly never wanting to stop. Loves to keep on going. And going. Digging is so much fun when you´re so close.
Impressive, must say. (Eager to watch as a true professional puts their blade into the sacred ground.... so... can I?). I will bring the voyeurs if you bring the wine.
Or the short version:
Archaelogist.