Post Your Face!

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

Pretty you are so beautiful

 

[vampire seduction]

*joyfully humps pretty whilst singing* She's a very sexy girl...

 

[Mr Master]

-just plain molests Pretty's cleavage.-

Why are you people limiting yourselves to her cleavage?

Oh, right, the photo.

 

[vampire seduction]

Does that mean it's wrong I focus more on her face?
Srsly, pretty you has a supa sexah face

 

[Tathariel]

totally took this in the bathroom

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

...you look like the rock there....all you need to do is raise one eyebrow and BAM "YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN"

 

[Tathariel]

hahaha, ive been told that a lot actualy. I personally think we look nothing alike.

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

i think its just that face, you look all serious and stuff.

 

[Hero]

Molesting a persons face is just a tad awkward, I mean you smoosh ze lips and then they can't say things like, "Oh keep that up." Or "Why won't you stop?!"

 

[Mr Master]

...you look like the rock there....all you need to do is raise one eyebrow and BAM "YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN"

I can kind of see the Rock, but mostly I see Jason Scott Lee, circa "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" or (more appropriately) "Soldier."

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

sittin here playin DFO

 

[Tathariel]

hahaha. hes chinese though!!! Im phillippeno

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

hahaha. hes chinese though!!! Im phillippeno

whats up with phillipenos and the army...i know like five

 

[Tathariel]

as in there is not enough of us in, or that you think theres too much....personally I dont know many (like 2) in the army actually, and im phillippeno...???

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

well every phillipeno i know is in the army, so idk take it how you will...

 

[Mr Master]

hahaha. hes chinese though!!! Im phillippeno

See, with his eyes widened like he has (dunno if it was surgery or that's just his face), you wouldn't know his origin. He's played Inuit, Chinese, Latino, Native American...

Besides, it's not like I can tell people's nationality of genetic extraction just by looking at 'em. I mean, goddamn.

All I'm saying is, in that pic you look more like Lee than Dwayne Johnson. Ain't no call to get racist; we're all Americans here.

 

[Tathariel]

of course lol....and Narwals are awsome creatures.....they have such long horns!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr Master]

of course lol....and Narwals are awsome creatures.....they have such long horns!!!!!!!!

Oh, I know, and it's all disproportionate, too! Like, wicked long for what body length we've got.

You know what they say: long horn... long-handled toothbrush (because narwhal horns are actually specialized teeth, in reality)

 

[Nymphetamine]

-Pets MM's Horn sexually-
I like his horn long.

 

[Mr Master]

-Pets MM's Horn sexually-
I like his horn long.

Oh, that's right! I've got a prescription for Nymphetamines! <runs off with her to take it>

 

[Nymphetamine]

Hawt.
So how am I taken?
Erm..
That doesn't even make sense?
How am I medically taken?

 

[Mr Master]

Heh. That's something we can work out away from prying eyes... :lol:

 

[Neon Boy]

Lawl I am so ugly, but at least I have great hair!...sorta...

 

[Mr Master]

Nah, you're not ugly! I've seen far worse. And with wives, too.

Though in that pic, looks like you have some facial bruises; probably just shadows, but if not, then dude, I hope you at least hit 'em back! XD

 

[Neon Boy]

Tis actually a genetic disorder I have, from my mothers side. Atopic Dermatitis, or a lower strain and severity than most.