Honestly? Now that I think about it, I have one friend who's obsessed with slapping my ass. That counts for something, right? xD
Lawl, the shocker. Every time I see / hear about that, I think about the 'Spocker.'
And, ADF, if I let you visit me, I doubt many people would be happy with you. x3
@ Lukage; Well, obviously. I only unzip my pants a little to show them my tattoo, so... xD