BMR Dating Sim

[AkumaTsuki]

I haven't played many dating sims, so I have no idea how it works, but by all means, narwhal me away.

I'll show you some stuff later, but narwhaling you might be an issue. I don't think I can draw your narwhaly-goodness too well.

 

[Kite Xiroh]

Enter: The Terror of Death.

So, we have to be popular on Blue Moon in order to attain a spot on the cast of this game?

If I qualify, I'd like to join the fun. Perhaps I could be the totally bad-ass super-villian that always kicks Hero in his +3 codpiece with my +5 tabi of ballbusting.

I've got like, 3 reference pics you could work off of, and I could be datable. ^^

 

[AkumaTsuki]

Send me the pics and I'll see how I can incorporate things.
I know I have to work on character art later, which is atleast 5 different poses per char per outfit- not including art scenes, just the dialougue portions.
I'm probably starting with Misha since women are easier.

 

[Kite Xiroh]

I'll send them to you as soon as I can, which won't be immediately, seeing as I'm using a PSP.

 

[AkumaTsuki]

This actually sounds great! If there is need for help I am available.

Sure thing. As soon as I get things a little more concrete I'll definately bother you.

Hmm I think I'm going to have pedo-bear appear atleast once in game...

 

[BlisteredBlood]

A BMR Dating Simulator, huh? Sounds interesting. I'm down for that.

 

[ZOMBiiE]

You should make me a non-datable NPC.
In return for brains, I will give you flesh.
Which can be given to Misha for hot sex.

 

[prettylykSIN]

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[Ilovegoatse]

>8U MAKE ME DATABLE, BECAUSE I'M SEXY.

YOU KNOW MY LOCATION, WHAT WITH BEING ROYALTY.

 

[Misha Hiroki]

>.> You are dateable, goaty.

 

[Ilovegoatse]

>.> You are dateable, goaty.

-PUTS HIS PENIS ON YOUR FOREHEAD- >8U

 

[Misha Hiroki]

*removes it with a knife*

 

[Ilovegoatse]

*removes it with a knife*

-JIZZ-

 

[ZOMBiiE]

Goatsy's penis should be an item.
Just saying.


... make it small.

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Goatsy's penis should be an item.
Just saying.


... make it small.

Everyone wants to make my penis small, because they're insecure about their own bits. 8D

 

[ZOMBiiE]

Everyone wants to make my penis small, because they're insecure about their own bits. 8D

I challenge you to a penis duel.
First to blow their load, loses.

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Everyone wants to make my penis small, because they're insecure about their own bits. 8D

I challenge you to a penis duel.
First to blow their load, loses.

That's gay, yo.

 

[ZOMBiiE]

I challenge you to a penis duel.
First to blow their load, loses.

That's gay, yo.

Hey, hey wow man.
It's only gay if the balls touch.

 

[Ilovegoatse]

I challenge you to a penis duel.
First to blow their load, loses.

That's gay, yo.

Hey, hey wow man.
It's only gay if the balls touch.

B-but I was using my balls to pet your taint....

AND THEY TOUCHED, THE BALLS ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED.

 

[ZOMBiiE]

B-but I was using my balls to pet your taint....

AND THEY TOUCHED, THE BALLS ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED.

Ffffffuck.
So does this mean that I am gay now?

 

[Ilovegoatse]

B-but I was using my balls to pet your taint....

AND THEY TOUCHED, THE BALLS ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED.

Ffffffuck.
So does this mean that I am gay now?

Yes. :< I'm so sorry.

 

[Misha Hiroki]

Does that mean a straight man who had his testicles removed can never be gay?

 

[ZOMBiiE]

Yes. :< I'm so sorry.

Well that's too bad.
Well I guess now that I'm gay, wanna fuck?

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Yes. :< I'm so sorry.

Well that's too bad.
Well I guess now that I'm gay, wanna fuck?

THE GAY IS TERMINAL.

(Yes, yes I would. -augh sweatymansex-

 

[ZOMBiiE]

Yes. :< I'm so sorry.

Well that's too bad.
Well I guess now that I'm gay, wanna fuck?

THE GAY IS TERMINAL.

(Yes, yes I would. -augh sweatymansex-

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