Questions: respond only with questions

[BigWords]

What is a pot noodle?

 

[vexxxacious]

You don't know about instant noodles brand "Pot Noodle"?

 

[BigWords]

You didn't realize its following was largely in and around the UK, did you?

 

[vexxxacious]

Does it even exist outside of the UK?

 

[BigWords]

Am I supposed to check?

 

[vexxxacious]

I don't know, are you?

 

[BigWords]

I don't know, am I?

 

[Mysha]

Who else here loves noodles?

 

[vexxxacious]

What fate shall befall those without noodles?

 

[BigWords]

You're talking about me, aren't you?

 

[vexxxacious]

Are you that fate that befalls the anti-noodle lobby? A violent animal with big fangs and glassy eyes?

 

[BigWords]

Have you never enjoyed anything other than "pot noodle," like Maruchan?

 

[vexxxacious]

Does it count if they're owned by the same company?

 

[BigWords]

Does "pot noodle" have yakisoba?

 

[vexxxacious]

Who knows?

 

[BigWords]

Wouldn't you?

 

[Mysha]

Is anyone here a noodle expert?

 

[vexxxacious]

Why would I know?

 

[BigWords]

Weren't you the pot noodle advocate?

 

[vexxxacious]

Is vehement consumption the same as endorsement?

 

[BigWords]

Why wouldn't it be?

 

[vexxxacious]

What if I'm just being lazy, not like a superfan on its own merits, just lazy?

 

[BigWords]

Are you lazy?

 

[Gina in Orange]

What if I am?

 

[Aviatrix]

What have I missed in this conversation?