Questions: respond only with questions

[Lo DeBale]

Dont I look like I'm made of hot, hard, succulent meat?

 

[Fentanyl]

Can you not tell that I'm blind?

 

[Lo DeBale]

Do you not think that an obvious lie considering you'd need to read to play this game?

 

[Fentanyl]

Have you never heard of text to speech?

 

[Lo DeBale]

How would a blind person operate that?

 

[Fentanyl]

What are you, some sort of detective?

 

[Twisted_iN_Tux]

They could be, couldn't they?

 

[Lo DeBale]

Why do I need to be a detective to not be gullible?

 

[Revnarh]

You never heard of text to speech and braille keyboards? (I knew someone who used that to surf the internet despite being blind)

 

[Aviatrix]

Where would you get one of those?

 

[Lo DeBale]

Wouldnt they be at the same store blind folks get those collapsable sticks and big black goggle glasses?

 

[Revnarh]

I never asked him, so how am I supposed to know?

 

[Lo DeBale]

Why dont you ask him then?

 

[Fentanyl]

Can we talk about meat again?

 

[Lo DeBale]

What sorta meat?

 

[Fentanyl]

What is the good kind of meat?

 

[Twisted_iN_Tux]

Perhaps this? *unzips*

 

[Fentanyl]

*Squints*

WHERE IS IT?

 

[Twisted_iN_Tux]

How should I know? *smirks as he takes his hand away from Fentanyl's zipper*

 

[Fentanyl]

Are you telling me my dick was stolen?

 

[Twisted_iN_Tux]

I...I guess I am? *looks more closely*

 

[Fentanyl]

How do we go about catching this cock caper?

 

[Lo DeBale]

Should we dust your smooth, Ken doll groin for fingerprints?

 

[Twisted_iN_Tux]

Should I grab a forensics kit and some rubber gloves?

 

[Iridescence]

Should we put out some wanted posters with a reward?