Words that should be in the dictionary but aren't for some inane reason:
Crotch spawn and crotch dumpling-Terms of affection used towards children. Especially the ones who scream in the middle of department stores while the parental units are somehow unable to hear them screaming at a bajillion decibels.
Asskickery-The act of kicking ass or an event where there will be much kicking of the ass. "This is going to be an asskickery event up in this motherfucker if you don't simmer down!"
Rifuckulous- When something is just so fucking ridiculous that the two words must be pushed together. "Shut your rifuckulous ass up."
Decrapitated-When something has decreased in value or quality that it's on par with crap. Or when you don't put a whole lot of effort into something due for like a presentation at school. "Here is my decrapitated version of the train scene in My Antonia."
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Erato's favorite insults (Used and approved by the Muse herself):
"How does it feel to be the abortion that got away? Do you have nightmares of saline solution, bumpy roads and hoover vaccum cleaners?"
"Royalty has no more need of the peasant, you're dismissed."
"I'd make fun of you but it seems Nature beat me to the punch."
"I've got a riddle for you; 'What wears a blue smock, has two thumbs and doesn't give a shit?' ~Smiles and hikes thumbs at herself~"
"Hm? Oh, I'm sorry...the whole time you were flapping your lips, I was wondering to myself what it would be like to take your lower lip, stretch it to impossible lengths up over your head then down between your legs and then make you swallow for the good of mankind. =)"
"Someone should have told your mother to spit instead of swallow."
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Erato's favorite curses:
"Sweet mother of Fuck."
"Jesus H. Fistfucking Christ!"
"Damn it all to fucking burro sphincter!"
"What in the sweet name of FUCK is going on here?!"