Because I tend to be literal. Fuck the figurative bullshit! XD
Perfect for this time of year and Aspie, nerd, whatever...JUST APPRECIATE! <.<
Pretty much ALWAYS true. But it doesn't mean I'm airheaded or stupid...oh sooo far from, my friends! ; )
BWHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! This one is like my ALL TIME FAVORITE! Because the truth of it....oh god...sooo much truth! If you're Aspie like me...you motherfucking UNDERSTAND!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This goes for more than just Aspies, man! Shows how we're not so different after all. Right...RIGHT! That's what I thought. ; )
LOL! Dude, if you're Aspie, you see the freakin' humor here. It just takes us longer to process shit. So, if we pause or get that far off look....yeah. We're listening. Promise! But....it IS kinda funny how it seems like our brain might ASPLODE!!! Ah, sensory overload....you evil little bastard! XD
Now, anyone who just knows me.....yeah, I'm an Aspie poster child here! Get me talking about my interest and I....I won't stop. I won't notice you're bored. Probably won't care either. <.< The compulsion to speak will take hold and I will talk and talk and talk forever! See that meme up there? Yeah, that one with the awesome faces about 'special interests'? Muahahaaa!!!!! ; ) But yeah, it's true. Ask anyone who knows me well. I just won't shut up. Like ever. Probably the only time too. >.>